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Grandma Phone Sex: I’m No Blue Haired Old Granny

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is what every boy wants, just not every boy knows he wants it. My youngest son had a couple buddies over this weekend to use the pool. My son lives in Nashville now for his job, but he came to visit me and brought a few new friends with him for the weekend. It is about a 3-hour drive, so perfect for weekend getaways. I am always happy to see him and of course meet new boys. Now, those boys had in their minds that grandmas are old ladies with blue hair who bake all day. I am a sexy granny and mommy. They couldn’t believe I was a grandma.  I am not even sure they believed I was a mother. Poor boys grew up in a boring household. They didn’t realize grandmas could look and act like me. After a weekend of wild fucking, I think I changed their minds. We had hot tub fun, as well as lots of dirty pool fun too. Me and tree 20 something young men? Hell yes. I will take that kind of fun anytime. In fact, it may be the secret to my youthfulness for a grandma. I am just glad I could suck on those young cocks and fuck those boys to show them that this grandma is not the blue haired baker type. I am the horny fuck and suck kind of granny, which is the best kind to be, right?

Need Gilf Phone Sex?

gilf phone sexGot GILF phone sex? Trust me a GILF is a MILF times two. Essentially, we are twice the woman with twice the experience. Now that school is back in session, my grand angels are making new friends. My oldest grandson is in high school. He is a young wingman for granny. Every semester, he scopes out fresh meat for me. I have a voracious sexual appetite. I need more than a few cocks at a time. I need a small army of studs to call on at any time to service my old pussy. Since it was Friday night, I told him he could have a friend spend the night. I was expecting one of his old friends, but he surprised me with a new pal. Damien was his name and all I could think was that he was the son of Satan lol. He was a cute lad. He was a demon seed befitting of his name, however. He never even said hello or nice to meet you. He just said show me your tits sexy granny. I liked his boldness. It let me know he was down to have some hot GILF action.  I showed him my boobs, but I made him show me his cock first. It was stiff as a board. I wrapped my big knockers around his throbbing teen cock while my grandson jacked off his stiff pecker. As much as I love cum on my boobs, I wanted a boy sandwich. I was in between two teen boys most of the night. I woke up this morning with a cum filled cunt and a big old dirty granny smile on my face. My grandson does a good job shopping out the new talent for this sexy GILF. Who knows, maybe he will befriend you and you can take a trip to grandma’s house too?

A Sexy Gilf and Teen Boys

sexy gilfA sexy GILF like me knows what to do when the grand angels go back to school. I woke up this morning feeling lonely. There were no little ones running around the house. No one to lick my pussy good morning. It was the first day of school today, so I couldn’t pull them out of school on day one for my own selfish desires. I went looking for boys playing hooky or the private school boys who don’t start until next week. I found many at the mall. They usually hang out in the arcade. I was expecting to see some truant officers too, but they don’t go on the prowl I guess until all the schools are back in session. I can’t tell the difference between the private and public school boys either. I found some teen boys smoking and loitering outside near the arcade. They were skater boys, so I chose them because I figured they would have some weed too. Bingo, they did. Some things never change. They were around my oldest grandson’s age and they seemed down to fuck a sexy granny with big tits. They weren’t virgins, but they lacked basic skills. School girls don’t know how to teach a school boy how to be a good fuck, but I do. I blew them first. There were three boys. I told them I was giving them head first, so they would get the quick cum out of the way and last when they were in my pussy. That trick works with any quick cummer old or young. I bounced up and down each boy’s young hard shaft until I was full of boy jizz. I got high in the aftermath with them as I laid on my couch with a cum filled cunt. Not just any cum either, high school boy cum. If I can always find some teen boys playing hooky from school, this school season may pass by quicker than I think.

Lisa You Pillhead Slut

Kinky phone sex

 

The whole gang had a good time with my friend Lisa we set her up Bill Cosby Style. Little Lisa loves pills pills and more fucking pills. Well guess what Lisa has to pay today Lisa and her big blue eyes they’re so gorgeous and innocent-looking oh and she has pouty lips oh my God. Tonight Lisa will have such a cum guzzling, sexy time. I invited about 7 of my homies over, they always hook me up with free shit, and I love that for sure. Pills are my favorite, and you got to know that I love those massive black dicks all of them have huge shlongs I mean everyone. Lisa has been telling me that she needs to be high to fuck like six or seven guys. I’m ready Lisa I’ve got the pills and you’ve got the pussy so let’s get it started. Dumb skanks like Lisa love to act like they’re so damn good to go. Tonight I’m about to find out are you fucking Good to Go bitch, or are you just a too scary whore. I like to treat Lisa wicked it’s fun I can’t help myself. I want to see her getting her fucking ass rammed in so goddamn hard that she screams bloody murder. She’ll be all coked up and all pilled out just like I love to see her. That blond hair, get ready for it to get pulled. Lisa you’re such a cute little tart your pussy is so fucking fat and it tastes just like ice cream. You’re my favorite vanilla snack I love to eat you up and before they get ahold of you I’m going to eat your fucking cunt. Lisa, these horny toads have always wanted you and lusted after your fucking hot bubble ass; oh, that ass is so Superior. Your fucking pussy is so entertaining when I put on those strap-ons and fuck you as hard as I can. You make me shiver and shake when your mouth is in my cunt. I love the way you eat my pussy with your long tongue. When you get high your tongue is like a motorboat you’re so energized I call you my Maniac muncher. My homeboys have been asking about you for such a long time they’re so horny for you. Every time they see your fucking face they want to drill you and that’s the truth. Do you want to get fucked like a God damn sex prostitute? You should.

Family Fucking Summer Shindig

family fuckingFamily fucking summer party is almost here. I know we just had a family vacation, but before the grand angels go back to school we always have an end of the summer shindig. I let the grands invite some little friends too. Little friends that think would like to join in on the family fuck fest. Last year, that is how I met Jamie, a cute young boy that my middle grandson invited to our shindig. Jamie is biracial and seems to be only black in his cock. He stood thigh high to me with a cock well beyond his years. He was happy to see me from the get go. That little boy wasn’t shy because the first thing he said after nice to meet you ma’am was when can I see your boobs. I was shocked at his candor for his age. Then I found out that my grandson had been filling him in on our incest sex. I fucked Jamie that day and many more days to follow. In fact, he is a teen boy now and hornier than ever. He has quite a few white grandmas he services in my neighborhood. He gets older and his cock keeps getting bigger. I do love his black boy cock too. He is bigger than my teen grandson who is a few years older. He is bringing his baby brother to our party this weekend. He told me his brother has the big dick in the family. I can’t wait.

Grandma Phone Sex Summer

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is my thing. I love being a dirty granny. Young boys always catch my eye. When they find out I am a grandma, it is like my stock goes up. Guys love a hot GILF. It has been a Boys of Summer summer too. My own grandsons have been around a bunch because of storms. I have a storm shelter because I live on an old farm that was equipped with a fall out shelter from the fifties.  It is a cool place to fuck. I have it decorated like a swingers pad. There is even a mirror on the ceiling. I could hide a young boy or even some young girls down there and no one would even suspect that their missing little one was being held captive in a fall out shelter on my land. I met some boys at the mall. The mall during the summer months is the prime pick up area. My sexy granny  tits brought a bunch of boys to my fall out shelter. When I started talking about it, one of The boys said I should show them and I did. When they saw the mattress and ceiling mirror they asked me if I did porn. I am no porn star, just an old horny granny who loves fucking young ones. I suggested we make a granny gone wild video. Young teen boys fancy themselves porn stars anyway. I got gangbanged in my fallout shelter by a group of teen boys who needed their nut sacks drained. I could have kept them down there as my private sex slaves and no one would be the wiser. Maybe you and I need to find some very young girls and have a special party underground where no one will think to look for a missing little girl.

Rent’s Due

Ageplay phone sex

 

You want me to pay rent this month, and I love this house, but I can’t pay for it. What will we do, I’ve got two rugrats to keep a roof over their heads. I need for you to give me a break, let me just stay here and don’t try to kick me out can we work something out. I will do anything to keep a roof over mine and my little one’s head. I know you said you needed your rent, and I know you need it now. I want to work something out, maybe I can pay you in another way. I can’t get kicked out on the streets cuz it’s not just me I got two other little people to worry about. So please, let’s do something, I’ll do anything so I won’t have to leave. I promise you can take advantage of me, I will allow you to do anything. I know you said my rugrats were cute especially my boy. And you’ve been looking at my boy for a while now, buying expensive and pretty gifts, buying him tennis shoes and he loves it. I know that you’ve been looking at my boy for a while and despite what you think, I know how you are. It makes frantic for you to look at my boy like you do but I can’t do anything because I don’t want to be kicked out of my house. Why won’t you take me you can do anything you want to me. But I see you watching my son you’re watching him hard you’re baiting him in by buying him gifts. What do you really want to do, just tell me, and maybe we can set some things up. I know that you like my son and I know you watch my girl dance too, every time she’s twirling around in her little outfits your dick gets hard. And for a rent man, you really visit a lot like every single day and every single night. I can understand you fixing things around the house and making sure your home is right I don’t understand you always coming over every single night. And you’re still saying there’s something wrong in my son’s room, so you’re always, staying in his bedroom very long. I don’t think you want to kick me out at all; you know what I think you want to fuck my son.

Gilf Phone Sex to Weather the Storm

gilf phone sexWhen the power went out from a storm, I engaged in some fucking that makes for great gilf phone sex.  We had the storm of a century roll through here Friday night. There was thunder, a loud sound then darkness. My middle grandson had some little boys and girls over for a pool party. The weather came out of nowhere. I was drinking a beer and watching cute little ones splash about in the pool when the high winds started. It was like the Wizard of Oz weather. I got the cute little ones inside. Then the power blew. The roads were unsafe to drive, so the little ones and I buckled down for 19 hours with no power. What does a sexy granny do with no power, no Internet and no phone? She plays with the little ones under her roof. In part to pass the time, but mostly because I am P granny. There was this one little girl there who still had that cute baby fat on her. Chunky little arms and a bubble butt had me wetter between my legs than it was outside. And it was monsoon weather. She was afraid of the storm. The tornado sirens were going off. It was very dark out and the house was rattling. We went into the basement. I used a lantern for some light and I licked her little bald slit until she was cooing like an angel. I licked every little girl’s bald little slit. I sucked all the dicks too. It certainly passed the time and kept the little ones from being scared. Down in the basement, the noise was less and no windows to see how scary things were outside. In my basement, they were safe with this sexy gilf. I just ate pussies and sucked dicks until the power came back on. I bet you wish you could have been there to weather the storm with me!

Sexy Grandmas on Vacation

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are popular at the pool on a hot summer day. My family is on a summer vacation. My family went into the city today to go to an amusement park and I hung back to take a dip at the resort pool and work a few hours on the phone. I was the only adult at the pool. In fact, I was the only female in the pool. It was me and 4 teen boys. You know I heard porn music in my head. It was early, so I was sure the pool would fill up fast as the day prolonged. I looked around for lifeguards and security cameras. I was ecstatic to find neither. I took off my bikini top to show off my big jugs. I will never drown with tits like mine. The boys looked around. I think they thought this was some sort of test or joke. It was neither. I was just a sexy gilf testing the waters; seeing what I could get away with at a small resort unmonitored pool. The boys swam to me with their hard dicks leading the way. To say I was turned on is an understatement. I can hold my breath for a long time. I have great lungs in case you have not noticed. I took a deep breath in and went under to blow 4 boys I didn’t know. I was able to make 4 boys cum underwater in about a minute. 4 boys. They clearly didn’t last long. I understand. A hot granny with big knockers blew them underwater while on vacation with their families. Anyone could have busted us at any moment. I doubt even you would have lasted long under those circumstances. I said goodbye, put on my top and came back to the cabin for some incest phone sex. I am loving this vacation already and its only day one!

My Sexy Grandma Pics on the Internet

sexy grandma picsI take a lot of sexy grandma pics for my horny grandsons and their friends. I love to be looked at. I enjoy that the young boys all want to see my big tits. I am happy to show any lad my naked body. Apparently, some one profited off my naked pictures. Not sure how unless who ever purchased my pictures didn’t ask age. My guess is it was my oldest grandson because he has a checking account. We got him one, so he would have a debit card to use on dates and when he wanted something at the store. His allowance and yard work money are deposited into his account. I guess I could check if a large deposit was made recently, but I don’t mind my sexy granny pics being on the Internet. My grandson or some other boy, sold my pics to some Over 40 online site. Or they bought them from some other site. Who knows, they weren’t real recent pictures. How did I find out? My brother found them. He called me earlier in the week and asked me when I started nude modeling in addition to doing phone sex. I didn’t know what he meant. He said my pictures were on a mature site with a different name. He sent me a few he downloaded. It is a pay site. I recognized the pictures, but they were two years old. It could have been my grandson, one of my sons, even a daughter or a friend of some one I sent them too. My brother likes older women. He has always been a cougar chaser. I think because his sister is a big busted cougar, he is now attracted to women like me. I asked a few members of the family, but everyone denied knowledge of how this happened. I guess it is possible someone’s phone got hacked since I do blow up phones with my sexy gilf pictures. I am not mad. I kind of get off on the idea that other folks will see me. I just wish it wasn’t a pay site so young boys could seem them too.