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Grandma Phone Sex Summer is Over, But Not the Naughty Fun

grandma phone sexAlthough my grandma phone sex summer concluded this week, I’m still a dirty grandma. And even with my little ones back to school and my oldest grandson back at college, I still get all the cock I want. Pussy too. I took my youngest granddaughters to school on Monday. And that flooded back memories for me.

My daughter would normally do these honors. However, she needed to be at work early for surgery. And I wanted to do it. I like not only meeting my granddaughters’ teachers but some cute schoolboys too. I don’t have grandsons that age anymore. And I miss the times when cocks appeared naturally hairless and tiny enough that I could fit their balls and dicks in my mouth at once.

This sexy granny felt like she was in Candyland walking around the halls of the school. At those ages, I didn’t really turn heads like I do in a high school. Schoolboys that young have not discovered their cocks yet. And boys their age do not seem obsessed with big boobs yet either. Or any boobs.

But just because they may not be thinking about me, does not mean I am not thinking about them. I had to leave and go home so I could masturbate. I’m sure my pussy gave off a ripe smell around all those cute little nuggets. And I’m sure you can relate because your eyes would undress all those cute little girls too.

Although I Love Being a Dirty Granny, I Hate When They Grow Up

I masturbated for about an hour remembering some of the earlier times with my two oldest grandsons. One is a senior in high school now and the other just started his senior year in college. Sometimes it feels like yesterday that I sucked on their hairless dicks while giving them baths and changing their diapers. Although when they’re too young, they can’t fuck me yet because they can’t get hard enough to stay inside me. Grandma has a high mileage pussy. So, I need more than an inch or two to stay inside my cunt.

However, that does not mean I don’t enjoy bouncing on a dildo while sucking a hairless pee pee. They always give granny a piss orgasm at that age. I do have one grandson still in diapers and just learning to walk around. So, I asked my daughter if he could spend some days with me. She went back to work shortly after he was born. Then about six months after that she decided to become a stay-at-home mom. She was a bit older when she had him and found herself tired more easily.

It takes a lot of energy to keep up with a little one. She seemed happy for a couple of days to run errands and clean house uninterrupted. And I know I am going to feel great with a hairless cock and balls to lick, nibble and suck during the day. Although he still appears too young to fuck me, I can at least be a naughty grandma and groom him for future incest sex. I get older, but kinkier. And my playmates get younger.

Family Fun Phone Sex is The Theme of Summer in My House

family fun phone sex sexFamily fun phone sex includes everyone. Mommy, granny, siblings, offspring, cousins, nieces and nephews and in-laws too. And it feels to me the only kind of fucking I want. We enjoy big family celebrations for special occasions like birthdays, anniversaries, holidays and graduations. This time we decided just to have a big family orgy because my grandson leaves for college on Thursday. The summer just flew by. Can you relate?

My oldest grandson kept me company all summer long period. Plus, he kept me busy and occupied with cock. One of the reasons why I love summer so much is because my grand angels don’t attend school. So, they’re around more in the daytime play with their sexy granny. And they love playing with me too. Although I do love playing with the littlest members of this family, I’ve never forgotten my roots. I started on this naughty path with my offspring.

And I continue on this naughty path with their offspring. Seems sort of poetic in a way. My sons and daughters grew up, flew the coop, started careers, and started families too. Only my youngest son, the forever Playboy, has not made me a grandma yet. But it’s OK. I know he’ll settle down eventually and give me some more little angels to lick and suck.

This weekend we decided to throw my grandson a big family orgy. The perfect send off. He starts his final year of college. Where does the time go? We focused on my oldest grandson and his cock this weekend. We celebrated him with a 21-gun salute as he prepares for his final year of college. I sat him in a chair naked and all the girls and the women in the family lined up to worship his cock.

My Dirty Grandma Days Began with My Oldest Grandson, My First-Born Grand Angel

Although my grandson prefers mommy and granny’s mouth on his throbbing cock, he is a member of this family. So, he will not say no to the tiniest angels blowing him. Most men don’t care who sucks their cock if their cock gets sucked. My family fucking lifestyle made everybody in the clan a pervert.

We enjoyed a wickedly wild weekend. Of course, I monopolized my grandson’s cock, but he monopolized my pussy. I know he will miss me as much as I will miss him. But we both own cars. So, we can travel to fuck. And trust me. He does have a cock worth driving for.

Out of all my grand angels I fucked him the most. He became my first ever grand angel. And it’s been a pleasure to watch his cock grow from this cute little hairless pee pee that I could put in my mouth with his smooth balls all at once to this beautiful big hard cock that now makes me gag.

Sexy Granny Took Her Grand Angels Back to School Shopping and Cock Teased Perverts

sexy grannyOver the weekend, this sexy granny took her 2 youngest granddaughters to the mall to shop for some back-to-school clothes. One of them developed little puffy boobies over the summer. Nothing major at all. At least not in comparison to my big 44 triple E boobs. However, according to school policy, she must wear a bra. The school has some strange dress codes for the girls. I mean it seems archaic by today’s standards.

One, they cannot wear legging pants unless they wear a shirt that covers their bottom and their front. I guess they don’t want any camel toe at school. But also, at the first sign of little buds girls must wear a bra. Plus, girls cannot show their midriff. So, they cannot wear half shirts and no shirts that just come to the bottom of the waist because heaven forbid, they flash their belly button.

Personally, I think these dress code rules help keep the male teachers in line. I’m a dirty granny and a sexy gilf. So, I know how men behave around cute young things. And I guess the school does too because they certainly don’t want the young schoolgirls cock teasing the teachers. But my 2 youngest angels seemed to cock teasing every man at the mall. I know that look. The look of I wish I could fuck that sweet young thing.

Since I Am a Dirty Grandma, I Recognize a Fellow Pervert

And I will admit our shopping trip worked me up. I love knowing perverted men want to fuck the youngest things in my family. So, I made the girls give me a fashion show with all the clothes I bought them. Grandma needed to eat those juice boxes. My daughter calls the wine we get at concerts in a box adult juice boxes. To me an adult juice box is a sweet young girl’s cunnie.

So, this dirty grandma made the girls take off their school clothes and show me their little bald kitties. Am I making you jealous? I do love a naturally bald pussy. They taste so sweet. I call them cotton candy cunts. Sweet, pink and sticky. I buried my tongue inside their little pussies for about an hour. They gave me some hot piss orgasms. I love dirty incest sex. And I’m going to miss this when everybody goes back to school. I really enjoy having young girls around to play with during the day.

Taking Sexy Grandma Pics Leads to Family Fun Every Time

sexy grandma picI love it when my grandsons take sexy grandma pics of me. It helps me have pictures for my blogs. But what turns me on about it the most is that they love taking naked, dirty pictures of their hot, horny grandma. My oldest grandson returns to college in two weeks. This summer just flew by. So, he’s been taking a lot of pictures for his spank bank. He likes to masturbate looking at pictures of me.

Almost everybody in the family likes to masturbate to me. And of course I encourage it. Yesterday morning I woke up with my youngest son and my two oldest grandsons in the house. Of course they wanted to fuck me. However, I suggested a jerk off session instead. I wanted to see them masturbate for me. I love watching boys be masters of their own domain.

They all seemed game for it. They whipped out their morning wood and started stroking it for their sexy granny and mommy. Of course I had to start masturbating with them. I can only watch three hard cocks stroke for so long. But there was a method to my madness. I thought if they could all just cum on my face and my ample tits first, they would last longer when they fucked me. And my plan worked.

Waking Up with Three Family Cocks Made Granny a Three-Hole Whore

We masturbated together for about 15 minutes before all three boys just shot their cum on my massive, big tits. And it didn’t take long for them to get erect again. But they did have the right incentive to get hard again. They watched me eat their jizz off my tits. When you sport big breasts like me, you can suck on your tits. And the men in my family love that.

My ingenious plan worked. Not even 10 minutes after they came on my tits, all three of them appeared hard again. And this time ready to fuck me properly. Nothing wakes me up better in the morning than stiff family cock. And they gave it to me. Three stiff cocks. One for my mouth, one for my pussy and even one for my ass. Down on all fours I shook my ass like a dog in heat, and my two grandsons, and my son played musical holes.

What a way to start the day. Any day that I can get three hard cocks filling all my holes at once I know will be a good day. Sometimes sexy grandmas turn into three-hole whores with the right incentive. I know how to arouse my family. And they always know how to arouse me. I’m in my 60s but I still fuck like I’m in my 20s thanks to all the horny boys and girls in my big kinky family. Want to join the family fun?

I Live for Family Fucking More and More Every Day

family fuckingEverybody knows I live for family fucking. I’ve been on a downward slump since my birthday. Not really a slump. But now that my birthday is in the rear view, my offspring can’t take as much time off to spend with me. And I miss having everybody around to fuck me. Although as a mother and a grandmother, I feel pride when my offspring and my grand angels grow up and start doing adult things. Part of me really misses everybody living under the same roof.

Although my grand angels keep me busy in the summer and provide plenty of company for me, I miss my offspring. My oldest grandson told my youngest son that I felt a little blue now that everybody went back to work. So, he decided to come up for the weekend and play. I love the fact that he can travel and work remotely easier than any of my offspring who live in town. I think missed his sexy mommy anyway.

He arrived earlier in the morning, and I’ve been busy fucking him and my two oldest grandsons. For family, I never mind being a three whole mommy or three whole granny. My youngest son and my two oldest grandsons worked so well together. They seem the least bothered about their balls touching or feeling the other’s cum on their dicks as they pump one of my fuck holes. Different generation I suppose. But I always tell my older sons they should relax and just enjoy the family fun.

This Sexy Grandma Misses Big Kinky Family Fuck Sessions

I think they left ball marks on my ass. They fucked me with a lot of intensity this morning. I could hear the rhythmic smacking of their testicles against my flesh. And we played my favorite game, which is musical holes. They each grab one of my fuck holes, nut and come around to the anther hole so I can pump them back to life. By the time the game concludes, this sexy granny can feel three loads of jizz in all three of her fuck holes.

We play all sorts of kinky games in my family. Growing up with six offspring, spoiled me. And they grew up on me. Started families of their own. But they never forget about mommy for too long. I think it’s impossible for any of my offspring or my grand angels to go very long without dumping a load in the matriarch of this kinky family.

Family Fucking Is the Thing For Weekend Fun

Family fucking is the best time at my house. And my big dicked nephew is certainly the center of our attention. And by our, I am referring to the women and girls of the family.
Firstly, I crush the viagra tablet and slip it into Dave’s glass. And I watch the liquid swirl as the drug begins to dissolve as he drinks it. As he gulps it all down, he is nervous and hard.
Secondly, I feel my own pussy throb at the sight of his growing bulge. The thick shaft strains against his shorts. But then I request him to take them off.
Now the Mature sexy women of the family are ready to molest that big dick teen.
Then, Grandma pulls her robe open, her silver hair spilling over her shoulders. Then she guides his cock into her experienced mouth. And her lips stretch around his girth.
After that, my sister—Mommy—kneels beside the couch. As she fingers her mommy cunt, she watches mama suck her sone dick off. Then when he’s ready, she sinks his length deep into her wet slit.

Family Fucking is the Best Time with a Big Dick Boy

Subsequently, Great aunt Jules steps forward.  So, her hips swaying, she rides him hard. And her breasts bounce with each thrust. While I slide my hand between her legs, rubbing her clit in rhythm.
Finally, I lift my hips and impale myself on his throbbing member. And taking him deep as Grandma licks my nipples. Meanwhile, my mommy suckles his balls. Quickly, the room fills with the slick sound of flesh on flesh.
At last, he erupts, hot cum spraying across our chests and faces. And we lick every drop from each other’s skin. Of course, we are already craving the next family gathering. Where his big dick will be our shared treat of hot mommy sex.
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Sexy Granny Sam Gets Older and Hornier

sexy grannyThis sexy granny recently turned another year older. I’m in my 60s. We will leave it at that. But don’t count a woman out sexually just because she’s in her 60s. I will argue that we fuck better. Mature women lack inhibition in the bedroom. I find it one of the reasons that young guys want to fuck us. No inhibitions and years of experience.

With my birthday last week, I entertained a lot of family members. That’s just a pleasant way of saying I fucked everybody in my family just different days and different times. But on top of every family member, I fuck a few of their friends too. Growing up, my sons and daughters invited a lot of friends over to play with their sexy mommy. Perhaps, I made them popular at school. Or perhaps they just knew their friends harbored fantasies that would never materialize in their own families.

And a few of those boys I fucked as teenage boys came over to celebrate the birthday of the woman who made them men. The woman who taught them how to eat pussy and last long enough to please the woman while fucking her. When I fucked Jake for the first time, I watched him change from shy nerdy little boy to a confident boy with just one orgasm. And just a few pumps in my pussy.

Every Man and Boy Needs a Granny Lover on the Side

Jake grew up on me like my offspring. And like my offspring he married and started a family. When he visited me, my oldest grandson and my oldest son were in the middle of fucking me. We could see who knocked at the door through the phone app. So, I spoke through my Ring cam and told him to come join the fun. This is why I never lock my doors I’m not stopping the action just to get more action.

Everybody in my family knows I appreciate moments when I can be a three-hole whore. When Jake walked into my bedroom, he found my grandson fucking my pussy and his father fucking my ass. Without missing a beat, he took off his pants and came around to the side of the bed I faced. And he put his cock in my mouth. This felt like a surprise birthday party. Oh my gosh, I felt like a coed burning her bra. Felt liberating to take three cocks at once.

All three of them pumped my holes full of cum. By the time Jake needed to leave, he came three times in all three of my holes. So did my grandson and my son. It doesn’t need to be my birthday to get this kind of attention. I’m the matriarch of this family. And everybody knows that mature sexy women can fuck better than anyone. If your wife does not drain your cock properly, get yourself a hot grandma on the side.

This Sexy GILF Wants to Feel Your Cum Inside Her Cunt

sexy gilfBeing a sexy GILF comes with a lot of perks. Perks I didn’t really realize until I reached a certain age. I’m almost 60. So, I can’t get pregnant anymore. And that means I don’t need to worry about birth control. No more rubbers or birth control pills. I can finally feel all of that cum inside me.

My stepson invited a few friends over last night. They played video games, went to a movie and came home and fucked me. Although I did not feel certain at first that I would be part of their plans, I hoped I would be. I should’ve known my stepson would not leave me out of his plans with his friends. His friends call me a sexy granny. And I love hearing that. The older I get the more I appreciate teenage cock.

Once upon a time, my son hooked me on teenage cock. However, my son is in his 30s now. And although he still fucks me, his cock doesn’t stay as hard as it did in his teenage years. In fact, I believe no cock ever gets as hard as it does during a man’s teenage years.

When my stepson and his friends returned from seeing the latest Evil Dead movie, they wanted to play with granny. It’s not often I get multiple cocks at once. Sometimes I share my stepson with my son or my nephew. But I counted six boys. My stepson, and five of his closest horny, teenage friends.

Teenage Boys Never Disappoint Me

I don’t think I ever entertained six cocks at once. But I felt up for the challenge. I did not want to disappoint my stepson‘s friends. They looked at me like hungry vultures in need of a meal. I gave them a sexy strip tease as they jacked off then I got down on all fours and let them decide which hole they wanted first. It felt like a round of musical chairs. As soon as I got down on all fours, they rushed to stick their cock in a hole. So sometimes I got two cocks in a hole at once.

It felt liberating and very erotic to be a gangbang whore to six teenage boys. They played musical holes with my ass, pussy and mouth. Rotating so they could brag about fucking a dirty grandma in all her holes. They filled me up with cum and I will admit to feeling a bit sore after that. But I think that’s what John Cougar meant when he sang about it hurts so good. Sexy grandmas welcome nights like this. Those teenage boys keep me young at heart. They give me a good workout and always fill me with jizz.

Mommy Sex is What I Asked for On My Birthday

mommy sexMy son always wants mommy sex with his mother. All my boys too. But my youngest son, who doesn’t even live in town, visits me the most. Of course, he’s single and can work anywhere. So, he often works when he comes to visit me. He can’t go too long without mommy pussy. Can you relate?

This time, my son surprised me for my birthday. Originally, he told me he couldn’t visit because he couldn’t get away from work. But I guess that was just a ruse. This year we decided not to have a big celebration on my actual birthday. The big family orgy will happen this weekend. Everyone can worship the matriarch of the family then.

Various offspring and grand angels came to visit me though on my birthday, Thursday. You might’ve noticed I haven’t been working as much. We can attribute that to a house full of family members who want mommy sex or granny sex. So, I kind of decided to focus more on family than work for the past few days.

But between my youngest son and my oldest grandson, I stay busy. Perhaps I should say they’ve kept my pussy and my ass busy. Last night I went to bed early out of pure exhaustion from my son and grandson tag teaming me. They can contort my old body into all sorts of positions too. Positions I did not even know I could still get into.

As Matriarch of This Family I Love Family Fun

I think all the family sex keeps me young at heart. I certainly don’t look or feel like somebody in her mid-60s. And I know I don’t fuck like anybody in their mid-60s either. Friends my age rock gray hair and they sit around wanting to play cards or watch TV all day. Not me. I want to spend my days and my night’s fucking family as much as I can. Wouldn’t you, if you were lucky enough to claim me as your mommy.

Last night, the more my son fucked me and the more my grandson fucked me, the more they wanted to keep fucking me. They couldn’t get enough of my pussy. They pumped me full of cum. And that left a huge wet spot on my bed. And I slept on it too. I love any wet spot created by incest. We fucked all night. Eventually, we all fell asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night in between two-family studs. I dipped a few fingers in my creamy cunt, scooped out some family DNA and fed myself a little late-night snack.

Every year I get older. But every year I enjoy more family fucking. And I wouldn’t want it any other way. I love being the matriarch of this big kinky family. So happy birthday to me.

Sexy Granny Sammy Knows Teaching Young Ones to Masturbate is in Her Job Description

sexy grannyBeing a sexy granny comes with a lot of responsibilities. As the matriarch of my family, my job description includes teaching the little ones how to masturbate. Both the girls and the boys need this sort of education. I teach them the art of self-love. When our young ones are still super young, we let them watch us masturbate and fuck. It’s a good way to groom them for family fun.

So, all my grand angels grow up watching me play with my pussy. And when I think they’re the right age, and that varies depending on the girl or the boy, I teach them one on one how to masturbate. One of my granddaughters I caught recently rummaging in my toy drawer. That’s where I keep everything fun. I found her sucking on one. I think she just wanted to taste my juice. They’ve all been trained on how to eat grandma’s pussy.

I decided that part of her incest sex training should involve how to use toys on her little bald kitty. I bet you’re jealous. At her age, she possesses what I call a clam cunnie. Two outer shells with a perfect slit and a pearl hiding inside. And I told my granddaughter that little pearl serves as her love button and the key to her sexual pleasure.

A Grandma Owes Her Grand Angels a Solid Adult Education

I got out my pretty pink little vibrator, and I sat her in my lap naked. I had her swing her legs behind mine opening her clam up for me. At first, I just rubbed that little love button until it felt hard. And then I slipped my middle finger into a little kitty and got her creamy little girl juices all over my finger. Pull out my finger and licked it. Then I put it back in there for a bit longer. I wanted to get her cunnie juicy before I brought out the sex toy.

But when I put that little pink vibrator on her pearl, the little girl started shaking uncontrollably. My other hand went around her waist and kept her planted firmly on my lap. She dug her heels into my back, bracing herself as she shook uncontrollably. I gave my granddaughter her first orgasm. Her first grown-up, squirting orgasm. She’s sort of fell into my arms out of exhaustion afterwards.

Although she went down for the count, she knew this meant feeding time. Sexy grandmas who masturbate their granddaughters and grandsons get to lick the cum off bald pussies and hairless dicks. So, I went between her legs and lapped gently at that bald clam pussy. She smells and tastes so great. This is just the beginning for us. Perhaps, you might join us next.