Category: Kinky phone sex

I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

Hot Happy Birthday Sex

Incest sexIncest sex with you and daddy keeps all my holes filled with baby batter, Normally I fuck daddy in the morning and you at night but its my birthday and I want to try something different, I want some of  everything, I want a cock in my mouth one in my ass and another in my pussy, Daddy surprised me and invited the hot neighbor over to join the family fun, as Im sucking on your cock daddy comes in with the sexy neighbor, I look up in shock with a mouth full of your dick, your hand guiding my head up and down as they watch, stroking their cocks taking off their clothes and joining in the hot neighbor waste no time stuffing his hard cock in my ass as daddy climbs underneath me sitting me on his big thick cock, each of you hammer at my holes making me cum so fucking hard, every hole on my body filled with cock, my juices coating all of your cocks, I cum two more times, standing around in a circle all of you stroke your brick hard cocks until you each shoot your heavy loads all over my hot teen body. Im covered in cum Happy Birthday to me.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Playing with Each Other Too

sexy grandmasSometimes, sexy grandmas get together and play. My oldest son’s mother-in-law, Harriet, and I like to play with each other. She’s widowed and lonely. So, she visits more often. She knows about me and her grandsons. Plus, she knows about my wicked incest ways. Although she knows, she does not want to go where I went, LOL. But she will play with me, so she has a kinky streak. And I think with time, I will convince her that fucking her two grandsons might be the key to aging gracefully.

Harriet came to visit over the 4th. Even though I did not have working air conditioning, she still wanted to play with this sexy granny. And I would not say no to her. I don’t say no to much of anything. Our sexual relationship is new. We like each other as parents. She’s a good mom even if she is not a dirty mom. But I have her eating my pussy like it’s some fine sushi. So, baby steps.

Two Grannies Getting it On is a Sight to See

I think I gave her a sexual awakening. Showed her how boring her sex life was after the death of her husband. She only ever had sex with him. And she was a virgin when she married him. Unlike me, I went wild in the 70s and fucked my brother, his friends, my uncle ad anyone else who wanted in on the action. She had the same lover, her husband, for almost 50 years, and no one ever ate her pussy. Now that, I consider a travesty.

You can convince a woman to do or say anything once you lick her into a powerful orgasm. Things got hot with no AC, but that did not stop two grannies from going wild. My double-sided dildo I use with my daughters got a workout. We both squirted a bunch on each other’s faces. Harriet is a sexy gilf. I am going to turn her into an incest loving granny just like me in due time.

Sexy Mommy Maryanne Shares Young Boys with Her Niece

sexy mommyBeing a sexy mommy makes me extra popular with the young boys during the summer. Usually, my sons’ friends flock to me. And I fuck them all of course. But my niece has quite the following of young suitors. The problem is that my little schoolgirl niece prefers the company of men like you. Mature men. But I get her hand me down boys.

She invited her little stalker schoolboy friend over. I swear that he would drink her dirty bath water if given the chance, LOL.  She gets him to do her homework and carry her books. My niece is a sassy little thing. But that pussy belongs to rich daddies with nice cocks. Not broke schoolboys who could not find her clit with a GPS. However, I like them young so I can shape them into good lovers. Mature sexy women like me have the patience schoolgirls like my niece lack.

Her little bathwater drinking schoolboy became my protégé for the day. My big boobs grabbed his attention. My niece helped me out by telling him to do whatever I wanted, and she might let him kiss her. Might. And he did everything I wanted from licking my pussy to eating my ass.

I Get My Hand Me Down Boys from My Niece

I wish I was half as cool as my niece. She owns boys and men alike at a fraction of my age. Sometimes, I borrow money from her because she has thousands in the bank from her little nude photo business. She sends naked selfies to daddies all over the world. For a price, of course. She is quite an entrepreneur.

But this boy took direction well. From her and me. Although he had never eaten pussy or licked ass before, he appeared to be a quick study. Sort of a nerd boy. Smart, likes to game and do as he is told. If my niece doesn’t want him, I will take him. So hard for a horny milf phone sex slut to find a good obedient boy these days.

Sexy Mommy Madison Had Two Teen Cunts for July 4th

sexy mommySexy Mommy Madison is what Morgan’s coed friends call me.  Morgan invited Lana over for the long holiday weekend. And we had a girl’s weekend. Wine, the pool, fireworks and pussy. What else would I need right? I got two coed cunt lickers worshiping me all weekend long. And I felt like I was in heaven.

Lana is submissive like Morgan. So, they both listened to my instructions. The more wine I drank, the drunker I got. And the hornier too. So, I ordered them to give me a show, and they did. Both girls ate pussy for me. Each other’s pussy and my pussy too. It was a hot holiday too, so we did a lot of muff diving in the pool.

It feels so good to have a set of lips on my mommy cunt lips from under the water. Morgan and Lana both can hold their breath well. Two teen phone sex sluts and they were all mine. My husband went on a golf weekend with some buddies, leaving me with these teen sluts. What a travesty, right, LOL? I bet you would have loved to have joined my backyard BBQ.

I did not do much cooking though. But I did make the girls go get a pizza for us while we fucked and played with each other’s pussies. It was a very wet holiday for me. But it was wet for them too because I ate those pussies up. Now, I know you are jealous.

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Incest phone sex with Mommy Aileen

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I’m Aileen, the kinky mommy goddess of incest phone sex. I want to make your jerk your dick while I tell you about my brats. It’s summer and the heat has been intense! My little ones and I have been hanging out by the pool in our bikinis. We’re trying to stay cool but it’s hard when they make my juicy cunt so wet and hot! The sexy Daddy next door couldn’t stop staring at my little ones from across the yard so we invited him over. The second he sat down in the lounge chair by the pool, my little sluts were all over him. My oldest whore straddled him and started grinding her tiny cunnie on his crotch, making his dick all hard. She pulled her bikini top up so that he could lick and suck on her little pink nipples. Seeing my little slut giving a grown man a lap dance had my pussy all tingly and wet! I reached over, pulled her bikini bottom down and started rubbing on her little wet cunt. I used two fingers to spread her little, bald cunnie lips and wrapped my other hand around his shaft. I rubbed the head of his dick up against her clit as fast as I could, causing her legs to tremble and juices to trickle from her cunnie, down his dick. Mommy’s pussy was pulsating as I watched the head of his cock pop into her tiny cunt and that was just the beginning. He made his way through all three of my tiny fuck doll brats, filling each of them with a sticky load for Mommy to lick up later.  Every time I think about the way he was bouncing my little sluts on his dick, I get horny all over again and have to rub my wet, mommy pussy. Give me a call so that we can talk about my mini whores and how they took turns riding the neighbor’s dick today!

 

Fucking Aunt Victoria, or Fucking Mommy, I Love the Family Fun

fucking auntFucking Aunt Victoria cannot get enough of her nephew’s cock. I fuck him because he is family. But I will admit, I love the fact that my uptight sister who hates me since I left the Mormon church remains clueless of the improper relationship I have with her son. She has never stopped him from seeing me mainly because of my son and daughter. Family is important. But in my family, it is more important than anything.

He spent the weekend with us for 4th of July. Normally he goes home on the weekends to see his mom. He stays with me during the week since I am close to his job. But this weekend he fucked me and his cousin, my daughter.  Although he is not 21 yet, we let him have a few beers. I mean he goes to college. He drinks beer regardless of being 21 or not.

I Love My Family Fun the Most When My Entire Family Participates

The only heavy machinery he had to operate this weekend was me and his cousin. But it was more like this sexy mommy handling his heavy machinery. His cock impresses me. Get him, my stepson and my son together, and this mommy turns into a three-hole whore instantly. Never in a million years did I think I would be where I am now. But I am glad that I am.

Most of the weekend we fucked. My nephew monopolized my pussy. But no one minds when this happens. I get to fuck him the least because of college and his summer job. But we made up for lost time. When he would cum in my cunt, my daughter would lick it out. When he would cum inside me, she would do the same. But our cunts stayed full of family DNA. My son, my nephew, my stepson and my husband understood the family fucking assignment and stuffed us all weekend long. And we are not done getting pumped full of cum.

Kinky phone sex with me will make you all sorts of filthy

Kinky phone sex I am a Kinky phone sex whore and I fucking love incest. I had sampled every male in my immediate family. My dad, my uncle, and even my grandpa got a ride on the Heather Express. But my favorite was always my brother. There was just something so wrong about it that made it feel so right. I loved corruption of family cum inside my slutty holes.
But even with a steady diet of family dick, I still craved variety. I wanted to taste other men, to feel other cocks stretching out my tight little holes. So I go out to a pool or beach during the beautiful Summer season to show off my hot body.
It’s the time that I am on th hunt for fresh cock. I love it when guys come up to talk to me with hard-ons. I will pull that cock out and get to sucking. If the dude forces my head down deeper, I know he is freaky enough to enjoy Family fucking!
I want to mix my two passions – incest and variety – and find a new man to fuck. But not just any man. I’m looking for a fellow incest enthusiast to join me for some seriously twisted family fun.

 

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best Sex

grandma phone sexDo not knock grandma phone sex until you try it. I am serious. I will be 65 in a couple weeks. Yep, you heard me correctly. I am officially old. But I am a far cry from dead yet. And until I am on death’s doorstop, I will keep on fucking. Fucking until the day I die. We had a small fireworks BBQ party yesterday. Really too hot to enjoy the outside, especially for the littlest ones. So, lowkey celebration it was.

Afterwards, my grandson and I hooked up for a more intimate celebration. With my AC unit dead, and me bouncing from house to house for a couple weeks, we lacked much time together. We made up for that last night. My eldest grandson wanted nothing more than to eat my sexy granny cunt. And yes, I keep a smooth landing for tongues and cocks. Natural blondes never have much fur on their pussies anyway.

This Horny Old Lady Taught all the Men in the Family Their Oral Skills

So, after a little get together with some of my family members, I decided that my grandson needed to sleep in granny’s big old bed. Sleep is not the right term. However, fuck all night long paints a more accurate picture. I am working sleep deprived because my grandson fucks his old grandma all night long. Literally, all night long. We went a few days without fucking because I feared I might stroke out with no AC fucking an Energizer Bunny.

But the AC worked last night. And so did my pussy, ass and mouth. All three of my holes wanted his cock. My grandson has all the right moves thanks to me. I take all the men in my family under my wing and teach them what they need to know to please a woman. And I swear my grandson took notes. He might be the best cunt licker in the family.

All sexy grandmas should be this lucky. I feel like the luckiest granny in the world. And I will forgo a little sleep anytime if I get my pussy licked like that all night long.

Sexy Mommy Mary Anne Makes Her Sons Popular

sexy mommySexy mommy MaryAnne had one hell of a Forth of July. How about you? I am still recovering. My three teenage boys wanted an old-fashioned cookout and pool party. So, I gave them what they wanted. They each invited some friends. I bought a shit ton of fireworks for them, and I made all sorts of finger food snacks and grilled burgers and hot dogs for them too.

Like Jennifer Coolidge in Legally Blonde, seeing those teenage boys in swim trunks made me want a hot dog real bad.  So, I helped myself to some hot dogs. Or should I say, boy dogs. I’m not sure the house ever felt so vibrant before. I counted 26 extra boys. So, one horny mommy and 29 teenage boys. I will not lie to you. I did not fuck them all. But I tried. They wore me out. In a good way. The oppressive heat did not help either.

My Sons Make the Best Wingmen for Mommy

But I stayed hydrated and ate some real hot dogs so I had fuel. Mature sexy women need fuel and hydration to keep up with that many horny boys. I took my swimsuit off in the pool. And many boys followed my lead and took off their swim trunks. My boobs float. So do boy cocks.  We had some titty fucking fun before I became a mermaid gang bang slut for teen boys.

I just held on to the edge of the pool and let my body float. The boys did the rest. One at a time, they swam up to fuck me. Although I know I did not fuck them all, I managed to drain more than half of those boys. The pool might need to be professionally cleaned soon because those horny boys dumped plenty of boy seed in me and the pool. I make my boys popular with my kinky phone sex ways. And I never mind helping them any way I can.