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Sexy Mommy Sammy and Her Pregnant Baby Girl

sexy mommyI was a sexy mommy first. I know I am known for being a dirty granny nowadays, but I love being mommy too. My pregnant daughter needed some mommy time. She is only 4 months into her pregnancy, but super excited. We all are. We love that our family can get bigger. For now, it is up to my youngest daughter and my youngest son when he gets married. Eventually, the grand girls will be able to get knocked up and keep us in supply of little pussies and little dicks to play with in the future. My daughter is the mother to my youngest granddaughter. She got pregnant when she was 18 by a sugar daddy who paid her to take care of it. She took the money, stopped being an escort for awhile and hoped he would never find out. Although I told her she had all the power because she was having his baby which would prove to his wife, he was unfaithful. Flash forward 6 years and she is a college grad with a great job and pregnant with another married man’s love brat. We have the resources to help raise any new ones who come into this family. My pregnant slut relies on her dirty mommy to help with day care. As I was eating her ripe pussy, she told me she hopes she has another girl. I will be happy with either. I am a bi mommy and a bi granny. I play with pussy and cock. Last night, was all about pussy though. My daughter’s pregnant cunnie. When you are pregnant, you are super horny. I know how to lick that pregnant itch too. She tells me all the time that no one in the family makes her cum like mommy. She rode my tongue like it was a cock. I made her cum a couple dozen times. I can still smell her pregnant pussy on my face.


GILF Phone Sex with a P Granny

gilf phone sexNeed gilf phone sex? Granny is here boys. I have the rest of the month with my grand angels before they go back to the real classroom. Can I just say what a bummer that is for me? I have become accustomed to having little angels around all day. Little mouths and fingers to take care of me. My pussy will need day replacements. Little surrogates to take care of my horny needs. My daughter had an idea. She suggested I do some nanny or babysitting work. Great idea. I can design my phone sex hours around babysitting. No one thinks twice about a grandma being a P woman. I took her suggestion and watched a sweet young girl last night for a nurse who works third shift. Her regular babysitter was unavailable, and she was desperate. She saw my ad and called me. I make a good impression with a big family that I raised as a single sexy mommy.

The mother told me Bree would sleep most of the night. She would have slept longer if I had not licked and fingered her bald cunnie. I gave her some spiked Koolaid with Benedryl before her bedtime and she had no idea I pulled off her rubber panties, pushed her pink panties to the side and took a few licks. She tasted like pee and honey. She was tart and sweet at the same time. I slipped a finger in and sucked those little girl juices off my fingers. Yummy. I wanted to do so much more, but I do not want to get arrested either. If you were here with me, it would be different. I can work out my naughty fantasies with one of my young granddaughters later. Damn, she has been gone almost 12 hours and I can still taste that young cunt.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             


Sexy Grandmas Like Them Young

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are every nowadays. My generation you never heard sexy before grandma, LOL. Grandmas were little shriveled up ladies who smelled funny and got you presents and made you cookies. I get presents and I make cookies, but I also molest young ones, especially the little angels in my family. My youngest grand daughter I have watched grow up. She is the youngest one, but she will have a baby sister or brother in 6 months. I am watching her for a week or so while my pregnant daughter is experiencing severe morning sickness. I was happy to take this angel in. She is now showing signs of sexual curiosity, however. Of course, she has been groomed for it. I am most often naked in the house. I crank up the heat in the winter. This morning, she came up to me and grabbed my tit and started sucking. She is eating adult food now. She said she missed mommy’s boobies. Well, I can be a wet nurse! I scooped her up, set her on my lap and let her latch on. I fingered her bald cunnie while she sucked. No milk in my sexy granny knockers, but I was happy to pretend. Oh, my was I happy to pretend. Her pink pussy was so wet. Super soaking wet. At her age, that does not happen often. It made me wet. I put her on the couch so I could lick her bald slit. I pulled the puffy mound open to get to the creamy pink center. I put my nose on her tiny pink clitty as my tongue and finger worked inside her little hole. She was super tight. She convulsed and gave me a piss orgasm. Her first. I was so happy I could do that for her. I was so happy I was the first one to experience it too. When the little girls in the family have their first orgasm, piss or regular, I know they are ready for more incest sex.


Sexy Granny Sam is Alone for Two Weeks

sexy grannyI am a sexy granny alone for a couple weeks. I was exposed to COVID through a friend, so I must isolate for two weeks. But guess what? Thanks to modern technology, that is not so bad. I have this sex toy my family got me. I am set up on Snap Chat and Zoom, so I can have some mutual masturbation fun with my grand angels. This morning I hopped on Snap Chat and my favorite sex toy and played with my middle grandson. He got naked and stroked his hard pecker while I turned my sex toy on high. Damn, it was hot. I was having fun. Now do not mistake me, I prefer having my grandsons and granddaughters with me at my house. Watching them is not the same as them being here, but it is second best. At least we can still cum together. Only my teen grandson has a big enough dick for my high mileage pussy. My middle and youngest grandson just hump grandma’s leg. Or they let me suck on their little boners. They can cum but there is no semen yet. I can taste swimmers. Just because you are young does not mean you cannot be a part of the incest sex. Hump my leg like a horny dog, I tell them. I enjoyed the morning workout with my sex toy. I enjoyed watching my grandson’s hairless dick get hard in front of me. When he spooged out a little fluid, I squirted on the TV screen. It was fucking amazing. Once we are all done isolating, we will be together again. We will be fucking again like normal. So, I cannot see anyone in my family for a while. At least I have some fun new sex toys and a smart TV to watch my grand angels playing with themselves for this sexy gilf.

 


More Mommy Sex

mommy sexI made a resolution for more mommy sex this year. I have three sons and three daughters who I did not spend enough time with this year. I had a lot of grandma P fun with my big brood of angels but because of the pandemic, jobs and distance, my own offspring did not get enough motherly love. My youngest son was with me for a few months while he worked from home, so he got lots of mommy love. My oldest son I only saw twice last year because he must fly. He was not able to come for Christmas this year because of travel restrictions in his state and mine. We devised a plan to see each other right after the first of the year. We met in Vegas for just two days last week. I flew and he flew. I got us a nice hotel room in a hotel on the strip. We barely left the room. We did walk the strip and pick-up food to go, but no casinos and no shows. Even without a virus, we likely would have stayed in the hot tub suite fucking. We do not get enough time together. This was not enough time either, but it was better than nothing. We fucked in every corner of the room. We fucked in the hot tub too. But my favorite was when he fucked me up against the sliding glass window to the balcony. I could see all the strip lights. The strip was desolate for Vegas, which made the lights shine brighter. If anyone had been down there, they would have seen me up against the glass. My son nutted in my pussy from behind, and afterwards we relaxed in the hot tub drinking fruity drinks. It was too short of an excursion, but it made this sexy mommy realize she needs more time with her offspring.


Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love taking sexy grandma pics. These pictures are among the many my grandson took when we rented a cabin in the woods in October. My naked pictures will ensure my grandson has college money. He is selling them to his friends. Now of course, if he gets busted there will be no college and I may end up in an orange jumpsuit too but we have planned for it in advance. I have a zip drive with all my photos on it I use for work, my grandson will say he stole them. We will cover up the incest since he is not in any of the photos. I love posing for him. He gets such a boner filming his old granny naked. I love posing for him or anyone. I have long been an exhibitionist. I have big boobs and curves. Sure, I am not a super model, but I am a real woman and real women have curves. My grandson sold some of these pictures to a friend of his who offered to pay to have sex with me. I was flattered. I mean a teen boy using his hard-earned money to fuck me? I told my grandson to bring the boy over. I was not going to take his money, but I did plan on taking his virginity. A young stud fucks an old broad well. Better than any man her age. Jared became a man last night. And to think it is all because my grandson enjoys photographing his sexy granny. He is not only a great fuck, but he is also an awesome wingman.


Sexy Grandmas Toast the New Year with Little Cocks and Cunnies

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas say goodbye to 2020 with family fun. It was a grandma’s new years eve. All 7 of my grand angels had a sleepover at grandma’s house.  I wanted to start off the new year doing what I do best which is molest little ones. I love little pussies and little dicks and grandma got plenty of both last night. We have annual traditions that we do every holiday. All of them were in full swing last night too. Naked Twister is always a family favorite for the big and little ones. I ended up being over a few tongues that got to lick granny’s wet bald pussy. I keep it shaved so the little ones are encouraged to eat my sexy granny pussy. I will never have an old lady beaver, LOL. Another family favorite is candy in the cunts. Easter and Halloween, I use Hershey’s Kisses and other small candies. For Christmas and New Year’s, I use candy canes. It gives grandma a peppermint pussy. I gave them a hot show first by fucking my cunt with one of those really big thick candy canes. I used it as a dildo to coat the candy cane with my juices and make my pussy minty fresh. All my grand angels licked my pussy juice off the candy cane. I masturbated the girls’ pussies with the candy cane too. Every little pussy made the candy cane shrink until there was nothing left but peppermint sticky pussies. Of course, we ended the night and the year with some naughty family fucking. Peppermint pussies were on my face and young cocks were in my cunt. Some folks want to party with booze and drugs on New Year’s Eve. I just want to party with bald cunts and tiny dicks. Who do you think celebrates better?


Sexy GILF Gang Bang

sexy gilfThis sexy GILF is ready to say goodbye to 2020. How about you? I want this year gone for good and I want a reset. I told my teen grandson he could have an early New Year’s celebration and invite some friends over to spend the night. I had my ulterior motives of course. It was me as the adult supervision and ten teen boys. I heard porno music in my head as the boys arrived. My grandson has missed his friends. I have missed his friends. A few of the boys I know in the biblical sense, LOL. But there was some fresh meat thrown in the mix for me to enjoy too. I catered in food. I rented some Redbox action movies. I have the newest XBOX and even that Occulus thing gamers love. I was ready to entertain these boys. Turns out I did not need any of the bells and whistles. Not even one.  The teen boys were only interested in playing with this sexy granny. How can I say no to horny boys? I never assume they want a granny gang bang. I just hope they do. My grandson has shared many of my naughty photos with his friends, so even the ones I have not seen naked, have seen me naked. After we pigged out on pizza, we fucked. Pizza fuels teen boys’ libidos. So do my 44 EEE breasts.  I got down on all fours like a horny dog in heat, and the teen boys mounted me one by one. A slap, a tickle and a hardcore fucking. Balls flush on my ample ass and cocks in my mouth showed off my multi-tasking skills. Ten teen cocks meant ten teen loads of cum. None of those boys minded my messy old cunt either. I think they were just enjoying the fact that this dirty old GILF was happy to be a cum dumpster.


Sexy Grandmas Should Teach Little Girls How to Cum

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas get the best gifts for the little ones in their lives. I have several young granddaughters. It is never too soon to teach young girls how to masturbate. I never had my first vibrator until I was in my 30s. I had been fucking my brother for years without cumming. I knew nothing about orgasms and neither did my brother. As I got older, I learned the art of masturbation. That was 30 years ago. Nowadays, the Internet shows girls how to have orgasms. There are lots of variety in sex toys too. So, as part of Christmas, I got each of my granddaughters a sex toy for their little cunts. The oldest girl got a butt plug to go along with a pink vibrator. I was happy to give them a demonstration on how I use dildos, vibrators and butt plugs. My daughters joined in and we gave the boys and the men a show on how we pleasure bald little pussies in this house. Honestly, it was on of the hottest Christmas moments to happen in a long time. Seeing those bald pink pussies spread wide playing with adult toys turned us on. Soon we were all fucking, family fucking. The youngest girls had very wet pussies. With the extra attention given to those pussies by grandma’s gifts, they were able to cum super hard. No one showed me how to have an orgasm at their age, so I was determined that my sweet grand angels would never have to rely on a boy to make them cum.


Incest Phone Sex Holiday

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is what the holidays are about. Hell, who am I kidding? I do not need the holidays to fuck my family. It is just a chance for everyone to be together. Nowadays, it is hard to coordinate everyone’s schedule. My oldest son arrived today. I picked him up at the airport and we fucked in the car. We have not seen each other since our family vacation in October. He was the one offspring unable to make it to our Thanksgiving feast because he lives in Washington state. He brought his daughter too who is my oldest granddaughter. I never get to see her enough. Thankfully, my car has tinted windows. I was driving them out, and I pulled behind a CVS and parked. I had to suck my son’s cock. Yes, my granddaughter was there in the car with us. She helped. She climbed into the back with us and sucked on daddy’s balls while I devoured his cock. I was the one to ride him, however. Risky I know. I violated a few laws in that 15 minutes of heaven in the backseat of my SUV, but I was horny. My angel ate her daddy’s cum from my cunt and I got back in the driver’s seat and got us home for more family fucking. He is the only son here yet, but I have my teen grandson and the rest of the grand angels. His nieces and nephews joined his daughter in the family fun. We spent a few hours fucking before he put his stuff away and I got my ass back in the kitchen to finish baking cookies and pies. We are going to have an old-fashioned Christmas with the entire clan together. I wish every day were Christmas because I miss my eldest son and my eldest granddaughter so much. I will take whatever time I can get and enjoy it to the fullest.


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