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Family Fucking Season is Here with Lots of Kinky Traditions

family fuckingFamily fucking season is here. And I cannot wait. I am planning a big Christmas this year. I have been shopping since Monday. Last night, we put up the tree. Everyone came over, except for my youngest son who lives in another state and my oldest grandson who is in college. He will be back home for a month in a little over a week. But it was mostly a family affair last night. The little ones decorate the tree each year. The teens help their littler family members. The tree is never symmetrical. Bulbs, tinsel and lights are sort of skewed everywhere, but it is not the look of the tree that matters. What matters is the quality family time spent decorating the tree. And the incest sex that comes after! No one could spend the night because of work and school the next day, but we did have a family orgy. We have a couple traditions on what we call light up night. I buy candy canes and Hershey’s Kisses. Do you know where this is going? If you do, you are my kind of P man! I put candy canes inside little bald cunnies. Gently, of course. They are not the thick kind. I slide them in and out to coat the canes with cunnie juice, then the canes go into our hot coco to sweeten it a bit. The Hershey’s kisses go inside my pussy for the boys and the girls to lick out. My daughters and sons enjoy licking it out of their mommy too. It is just a kinky tradition that started ions ago and stuck. We are a loving family. No one is forced. Everyone loves to participate. There will be lots of kinky fun things we do as a family up until Christmas Day. This sexy granny loves the holidays. What are your kinky family traditions? Do not have any? No worries. I bet I can help you create some this year.

Sexy Mommy Christmas is Here, So Let the Family Fun Begin

sexy mommyIt feels like a sexy mommy Christmas. Yesterday, we made it a family affair to decorate the Christmas tree. Normally, I wait until at least December to put up the tree, but it is almost the first of the month. My daughter is very pregnant. We do not know when she will go into labor to bring my first grandson into this world. So, we make the best of the time we have. We put the tree up as a family. Even my granddaughter helped us out. She looked so cute putting lights and balls on the tree. I was getting horny. This is a family tradition for us. Their father has not been in their lives since our divorce. We are very close, as I am sure you know. Since my daughter is a horny pregnant slut, we took turns worshiping her pussy. I licked her first, then my son licked and finger fucked her until she was squirting all over me and her daughter. My daughter is an anal whore. She loves her ass played with often. All my son had to do was finger bang her asshole and her pregnant cunt juices started spraying all over us. My granddaughter just stuck her tongue out and in her cute little girl voice said, “Make it rain, mommy.” My girl did make it rain all over us. Fucking hot as hell too. Hot and sticky preggo juices doused her mommy and daughter. My son started fucking his sister’s ass while my granddaughter and I each played with one of her boobs. My daughter has big lactating tits, so that warm mother’s milk was leaking into our mouths the harder we sucked on them.  When my son nutted in her ass, I was the first one to lick the cum out of her well-fucked asshole. I then snowballed some of Daddy’s DNA with my granddaughter. She has made our holiday fun so much hotter.

Sexy Granny Samantha and Her Oldest Granddaughter Celebrate World Vegan Month

sexy grannyIt might surprise you that this sexy granny who is cock obsessed is a vegan. It is World Vegan Month. I have been a vegetarian since I was a teenager. I was a vegetarian before it was cool. My oldest granddaughter convinced me to go vegan a few years ago. I am still obsessed with meat though, boy meat. My sons make fun of me sometimes because for a vegan, I can never get enough boy meat. My vegan granddaughter is just as cock obsessed too. I made her a special Thanksgiving meal. We ate Tofurky and special sides I had catered from Whole Foods. We are the only vegans in the family, but we got plenty of family meat after Thanksgiving dinner. I love how my oldest granddaughter is like my mini me. She is a vegan and an incest slut just like me. She loves the same kind of music, and we share a similar taste in clothes despite me being 50 years older than her. Out of my entire family, her and I are the closest.

sexy grannyIt is funny that World Vegan month is the month of Thanksgiving when most people are eating turkey. Perhaps that is why they selected the month. Maybe the organizers want to bring my tofurkys to the table, LOL. Since I only found out about vegan month from my granddaughter last week, this sexy granny decided to celebrate with her. I took her on a special date. We went to the one vegan restaurant in town. It may be one of only a few in my meat loving state. She loved it. Afterwards, I took her to a movie. Just her and me, and we smuggled in vegan chocolate. When we got home, we still had some vegan chocolate left, so we played a game I play with all the grand angels. I put some vegan chocolate in my pussy, and I put some in her cunnie too. Then we got in the 69 position and licked each other’s vegan cunts, LOL.

sexy grannyWe made a huge mess. Vegan chocolate melts quickly. It was running down our thighs. Her daddy came to pick her up early and saw what we were doing and joked that we both needed some meat. Vegan chocolate is not the only thing we were craving that day, LOL. This sexy granny watched her son fuck his daughter, using vegan chocolate as lube. He then fucked me, giving me his big nut. My precious vegan angel licked her daddy’s cum and the rest of the vegan chocolate out of my pussy. I heard a guy say once vegans are no fun. Clearly, he has never played with my granddaughter and me. We are a lot of fun. A lot of kinky fun.

Family Fun Phone Sex Thanksgiving Has Already Begun

family fun phone sexOur family fun phone sex Thanksgiving is almost here. My house smells like pie and cookies. My pussy smells like cum. That is the sign that it is a holiday at grandma’s house. My youngest son is home with me now, and so is my oldest grandson. They have been helping me get ready for the big family gathering tomorrow. Honestly, I am thankful that I have a family who still loves to play with me. I am in my 60s now, but my offspring and their offspring have not put me out to pasture yet. My grandson was the first one up this morning, so he was first to cum. He is 20 now and has girlfriends, but his sexy granny will always be his number one girl. That is what he told me this morning as he gagged my mouth with his cock. He had morning wood, but nothing this horny old woman could not take care of for him. He got into bed with me and woke me up better than a pot of coffee. My youngest son, his uncle, woke up with morning wood next. He had to wait his turn, or did he? I told him to get into bed with us. I can easily take care of two hard cocks at once. I have a big family and over the years I have fine tuned my multitasking skills. I took my son in my ass while my grandson continued to pump his horny dick inside my pussy. I was making a lot of noise. My daughter woke up because we were fucking loudly. She did not want left out of the incest sex, so she got into bed with us. She got to fuck her brother and her nephew. I got up to put a pie in the oven and let my girl have her fun with the boys. Her oldest daughter woke up and wanted to help grandma. She is becoming such a big girl now. I had a special job for her. Clean granny’s cum filled holes. She took her job seriously too. She licked up every last drop. Tomorrow, and the rest of the week will be more of this kind of family fun. Want to visit grandma for Thanksgiving?

Family Fucking Is a Way for Life for Us

family fuckingFamily fucking is our way of life. I enjoy sharing real experiences with my callers. I also enjoy kinky roleplays. I am a no taboos kind of woman. Age is just a number. My grand angels are way more advanced than I was when I was their age. A lot has changed for young girls and boys since I was a schoolgirl making them develop younger. The Internet has been a game changer for my young ones. My generation, had to rely on some one’s father having a dirty magazine that got smuggled into school. That was how we saw naked people, LOL. My grand angels have porn on their phones. That has helped sexualize young ones much earlier than my generation. I was not sending nude selfies as a schoolgirl either. I may have posed for a few naughty Polaroids for my brother as a teen girl, but nothing was instant like it is now. My oldest granddaughter gets dick picks all the time from schoolboys. I have schooled her however in not sending pics back. My generation, girls lost their virginity on their wedding night mostly. Most girls nowadays are fucking before they are out of school. I have an incest sex family, but my grand angels would likely be fucking schoolboys and girls if it was not for our family fun. Do not feel bad for young girls and boys who are fucking adults in their families. The younger generation is hornier than the generations before them because sex is everywhere. The clothes for teen girls are sexier and more revealing. They have porn on their cell phones. They get dick pictures on their social media accounts. They see their favorite celebrities in sex tapes. It is a whole new world for the younger generation. And guess what? That makes them more sexualized at an earlier age than us. This sexy granny knows just what to do with this young, horny generation.

Sexy Grandma Pics are Hot to See, Hotter to Make

sexy grandma picsDo you like looking at sexy grandma pics? I sure do love posing for them. My oldest grandson has been my primary photographer for years now. He loves talking pictures for his spank bank. That is how it started. Then he showed a few friends my pictures, and they wanted some too. Next thing he knew, he was selling my naked pictures to his friends. That led to him posing as me and selling them online to outfits that like mature naked women. I was mad at first, but then I calmed down. I mean I am naked already on my phone sex site. Most of the blog pictures I use, he took. When he visited this weekend, he took a bunch more naked pictures of his sexy granny. He took pictures of us fucking. He even took tried to take pictures of me engaged in sex acts that could get me arrested. I shut that shit down quickly though. Cell phone pictures and videos get uploaded to the cloud. It is how folks get busted doing illegal things. I explained that the person taking the pictures or videos would be in as much trouble as the person in the pictures. Modern technology is not a friend to P folks like me. I miss the days of Polaroid cameras and camcorders. I still have shoe boxes full of dirty Polaroid pictures. I pull them out and masturbate to them often. I have pictures of me blowing my oldest grandson when he was barley knee high. I showed him the pictures and explained this is what he needs. A shoe box of dirty incest sex pictures. I have dirty pictures going back decades. I always think my grand angels are schooling me because they have been raised in a technology driven world, but sometimes going old school is the best. My way keeps folks out of trouble while still allowing them to have dirty family fun.

Sexy Granny Trick or Treating Leads to Kinky Family Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went trick or treating last night. It was my granddaughter’s first Halloween walking and talking. We walked her around the neighborhood in her cute little Glenda the Good Witch costume. I it was nice to see all the other cutie pies out too. I was eyeballing all the local talent in the neighborhood. As we canvassed the neighborhood for candy, I kept wondering in my fellow P men were out and about doing the same thing. I was checking out the cute witches and goblins. I have only been with a few super young boys, but it gave me a taste which led to a yearning for more. I am a P granny. My son and daughter were teenagers when I started having incest sex with them. My nephew was a teen boy, only a few years younger than my son, when I seduced him. My boyfriend’s son was even younger than my nephew. I get older, but the boys I am attracted to get younger. Now, my daughter is pregnant again and I am hoping for a boy. I would love to have another boy in the house. One I can groom from the start to be a good a grandma fucker. I have never had that pleasure. Have you had a young girl you groomed for family fun from the get go? If so, I would love to hear more.

After trick or treating, we came home and had some fun. I licked my granddaughter’s little honey pot until she was squirming for more. She appears to love her cunnie licked. We all took turns on that puffy little mound licking and nibbling on it. And to think I might have a grandson arriving soon too. I would be able to teach big sister how to take care of her baby brother. All the dirty thoughts in my head will inspire years of family fucking to come. In the meantime, I still have a little granddaughter who is shaping up well to be a family toy.

Kinky Phone Sex is My Life and I Have Lots of Incest Tales

kinky phone sexI am all about kinky phone sex. My life is one big kinky story. I seduced my older brother when I was a young teen girl. I seduced my uncle too. When I became a mommy, I seduced my sons and daughters too. Now, I am a dirty granny. I love my incest life, but I get older and hornier. My youngest daughter lives with me. Her two young girls too. They are my youngest granddaughters. One is not even walking or talking yet, but her oldest girl is a schoolgirl now. She has been raised in incest. She sees me fucking her mom, playing with her cousins and even fucking her uncles. We were a bit worried when she started school this year that she might say something that would get us in trouble. We have normalized incest sex for her, so there is always the risk that she might think all families are like ours. I wish. I bet you wish too.

I had a conversation with her over the weekend about what she can and cannot say to her friends and teachers. She is wiser than I thought. When I explained that our kinky family love is not the standard for all families, she just looked at me, rolled her eyes and said, “Duh.” She is a sassy one too. We laughed. My daughter and I worried for nothing. I have gotten this far without any trouble, but you just never know, right? My granddaughter left the room for a few, but when she came back, she was naked and rubbing her little bald kitty. She told me she wanted to play with my kitty machine. That is what she calls my big sex machine. That would destroy her tiny holes. I mean it goes warp speed and the dildo part of it is over 10 inches. She was curious and horny. As her sexy granny, I helped her out. But I rode the sex kitty while licking and rubbing her bald cunnie until she had a little piss orgasm. She will need to wait a few years before she can handle my sexy kitty. It would destroy her tiny pink holes, and we like them nice and tight for home use. I bet you can agree.

Sexy Grandma Pics to Stroke Your Dick To

sexy grandma picsDo you look at sexy grandma pics? Most men do. They just do not always realize they are looking at a grandma. I am in my 60s. Most folks think I am in my 40s. They think I am a MILF; they never think I am a GILF. The secret to looking young? It is a recipe with many ingredients. One is just biology. I am 1st generation Hungarian. My parents were immigrants, but my brother and I were born in the USA. I come from a long line of Nordic women, and Nordic women age well. Mixed in with that is the fact that I am a natural blonde. I have a blonde cunt, which means the hair is fine and light. Cannot see my grey on my pussy or my head. Well, I keep a shaved cunt, which I think helps to look youthful too. I have treated my body well over the years too. Rarely drink. Do not tan my fair skin. I eat clean and the only drug I do is pot. I am a weed smoking sexy granny. I also get a lot of vigorous workouts in the form of fucking. A healthy sex life is good for aging gracefully. The older I get, the younger my lovers get. I never mind, and they do not mind fucking an older woman either. Most of my lovers are family lovers. My sons, and my grandsons. My brother when I get to see him too. But I fuck a lot of teenage boys. Between a grandson in high school, and one in college, I get plenty of those teenage cocks vying to fuck this old broad. And they are the real secret to me looking good for my age. Boy cum is my fountain of youth. Incest sex is too. If my lovers stay young, I think I will stay looking young too.

Sexy Grandmas Teach Young Boys How to Be Great Lovers

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are the hottest women around. That is what my grandsons all say. My two oldest boys are my wingmen. One is in college, the other is in high school. They all have horny teenage friends though that appreciate my curves and my big tits. I used to try to starve myself to be a stick figure. I grew up in the era of Twiggy. Beauty used to be defined as no tits and a skinny ass body. Curves and big boobs were a 90s and early 2000’s phenomenon. Now, curves are all the rage. Boys are growing up with the Kardashians and big booty beauties that do not try to hide their curves. Suddenly, my body type is more in demand than the skinny schoolgirl look.  I am happy to be curvy too. I love that young boys crave meat on the bones of the woman they are going to fuck. Last night, my middle grandson spent the night. He brought a few friends with him to give me a granny gang bang. Maybe it was not a porn star gang bang, but it was a fill all my holes at once sexy granny gang bang. Those boys were happy to see me, but not as happy as I was to see them. I mean I love teen cock that gets hard at hello. But the other thing I love about young boys is that they are willing to take direction. They are eager to learn how to please a woman. I am part granny whore and part sex education teacher to these young boys. Last night, the boys were happy to learn how to eat pussy. They do not teach that in the sex education classes at school, but they should. Any boy who can eat mature sexy women out will get all the pussy and ass he can handle. I taught them how to make my mature pussy squirt. And after I came hard many times, I drained those young teenage balls even more times. Young men take care of me, and I take care of them. My grandsons know this, do you?