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Sexy Grandmas Love to Pump Those Little Holes with Tongues and Fingers

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas might be the horniest women alive. The things that worried us when we were younger, we no longer worry about. We cannot get pregnant. And we accept our naked bodies. When I was younger, I constantly dieted and worked out to keep a perfect body. Now I accept the fact that my breast sag and I put on a few extra pounds. And I don’t care if you see me naked.

So, I can enjoy fucking. And I can enjoy fucking my family. I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of incest over the years. Went from a more sexually reserved woman who did not feel like this might be the right path to go down with my sons to somebody who cannot get enough incest sex. And somebody who doesn’t really care about age. I get older and my partners get younger. Plus, I just become less inhibited with age like most women do.

Last night, my oldest granddaughter came by to visit me. She wanted some quality time with her favorite grandma. Horny, teenage girl. Daddy’s girl. And mommy’s girl too. And last night, grandma’s girl too. I love when she comes to visit me. However, this visit came as a surprise to me. And I had company. My Johnny pumper boy stopped by to pump some little pussies and some little butts.

Uncle Johnny Loves to Pump Pump Tiny Little Holes

Plus, a lot of my other grand angels were there too. And they wanted to play with Uncle Johnny. Sort of a belated Easter gift with little girls and boys. Johnny bought a bunch of candy and some of those plastic blowup bunny rabbits. So, things got a little kinky in the bedroom. Johnny loves to pump pump pump little pussies and little asses. And he even humped a few bunny rabbits.

Johnny will put his cock into whatever hole appears open. And my brood loves Uncle Johnny. They put their little butts and pussies in the air and beg Uncle Johnny to go pump pump pump inside of them. And Johnny does just that. This felt like a kinky phone sex scenario. Most of my grand angels and Uncle Johnny along with some plastic blowup bunny rabbits participated in a post Easter orgy in granny’s bed.

Johnny pumped us full of cum too. The boys and the girls looked filled to the brim. But you would fill up some tiny little tight holes too if you had a chance. Not everybody is as lucky as Uncle Johnny to know a perverted grandma like me.

Johnny knows he’s lucky to have me in his life. I will share my grand angels with him any day. He gives them all equal love. But at a certain age from behind cannot tell the difference in genders. They’re all young and smooth with bubble butts and no hair. And tight little holes. So, what are you waiting for. Do you want to go pump pump pump inside a tight little hole?

Ageplay Phone Sex is Something a Dirty Granny Loves

ageplay phone sexIt should not be a secret that I love ageplay phone sex. The older I become, the younger, my playmates become. As the matriarch of this big incestuous family, I no longer need to be the one birthing the little ones. Before long, I imagine, I will be a great great grandma. And I love knowing that this family will continue producing more generations of incest lovers.

We held a big family fest yesterday for Easter. Although I do not consider us religious, we still honor the tradition for the littlest ones of the family with Easter baskets and an Easter egg hunt. Plus, a huge brunch thanks to grandma. I can cook a big spread when I need to.

So yesterday morning, began with little grand angels searching for Easter eggs, and their Easter baskets. I just love seeing my youngest granddaughters in their cute little Easter dresses. For those of you who do go to church I don’t know how you restrain yourself. My mind would be racing thinking about those sweet, bald cunts and those cute hairless dicks. Perhaps there’s a reason I stay away from churches.

We enjoyed a family fucking orgy yesterday. And most of the grand angels joined in. I love playing with candy. I taught everybody in the family how to eat pussy with candy inside of my cunt. And I taught the girls how to suck cock with something sweet like chocolate syrup or honey on their dicks. When we enjoy quality family time things usually end up messy. But not like drama messy. More like dirty fun messy.

This Dirty Granny Loves Eating Cute Little Easter Baskets

My youngest granddaughters wanted to put Peeps inside my peep. So, the warmth of grandma‘s pussy made all that sweet sugar melt. My pussy flowed like a candy river in Willy Wonka, and the Chocolate Factory. But I enjoy little mouths between my legs lapping up that sweet candy river.

 I even put some M&Ms and things like that inside my pussy and inside their pussies too. Makes us a lot more eager to eat pussy and suck cock with candy. And don’t get me wrong. This kinky family loves oral sex. We don’t need the candy for that, but it always makes for a hotter time.

This sexy granny enjoyed Easter. I can still smell sweet young Easter baskets on my face. My pussy still feels messy from both candy and cum. We enjoyed some quality family time. And the bigger my family gets the more we struggle to get everybody together at one time. But we make it happen. Because a family that plays together stays together.

Sexy Grandmas Get Hornier with Age

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas just get hornier with age. I know I do. The more I play with my grand angels and my offspring, the more I want. So, I become a drunk man needing the hair of the dog that bit him the night before. The more you get the more you want. And luckily my family appears large. Six offspring and nine grand angels.

My youngest grand angel appears to just be learning how to walk around. Cute boy but still wears diapers. And we are trying to potty train him. I got to hang out with him all weekend. My daughter and her husband wanted to take an anniversary weekend. So, I got to watch my middle granddaughter and my youngest grandson over the weekend. And this sexy granny enjoyed every moment of it.

Although my youngest grandson just has a little tiny dick, and it can’t fuck me, I can still play with it. I can still kiss it and suck it. And apparently, I can even make it a little stiff. I’d lift him up in the air like The Lion King. Then I would bring him back down and lick on his little balls and his little dick. It made him giggle. Plus, it made him give me a little squirt.

Being a Dirty Granny Keeps Me Young at Heart

So, every time I bathed him or changed his diaper, I made sure to kiss his little hairless pee pee and balls. At one point during the weekend, I even pretended to be a wet nurse and let him suck from my big bosom. But no milk in my titties anymore. However, he did not seem to care. So, he just might grow up to be a tit man like my sons and my other grandsons. It’s hard not to be a tit man around somebody with natural 44 triple EEEs.

My granddaughter might be a tit woman too. She saw me nursing her brother and wanted to get up on granny ‘s lap and suck on her other tit. Made me feel like I did have big lactating tits again. I rubbed her little kitty every time she got on my lap to suck on my boob. Just the sensation of breast-feeding again worked me up. I love being a dirty granny.

So, I did not get fucked this weekend unless you count my dildo. But I still enjoyed an amazing time. My granddaughter and I licked each other ‘s pussies many times. I sucked a little hairless dick. And I breast fed my youngest grandson and one of my granddaughters. I love my kinky family. I get older, they get younger and we enjoy our time together.

No One is Too Young for Incest Phone Sex in My Family

incest phone sexIt’s no secret that I love incest phone sex. When I started in this industry, my incest experience seemed limited to my brother and my offspring. But I’m a dirty granny too. Although I had a couple grand angels when I started, they appeared too young for me. Now, I don’t think anybody’s too young for me.

With every new grand angel we welcome into the family, I start younger. I’ve learned that I can lick the youngest bald pussy and suck the youngest hairless cock, even if they cannot do much for me yet. As a mature woman who delivered six offspring naturally, my pussy does not feel tight enough for a pinky dick. But don’t get me wrong. I will suck a cock too small for my pussy.

I never talk about my youngest grandson too much. But that’s because he does not have much to give this sexy granny yet. However, I still enjoy sucking that little dick. I babysat him yesterday as his regular sitter had a family emergency. Granny never minds being the back up, but I felt super horny yesterday. And I saw that cute little dick and those smooth little balls as I changed his diaper. I couldn’t help myself. So, I lifted him in the air and sucked on that little pee pee and balls.

No One is Too Young For Granny

He felt so smooth in my mouth. But I felt it getting stiffer. Not big enough to fuck me. He must wait several years for that. However, I can give him a piss orgasm with my mouth. Lick his little parts and feel like a dirty granny. I don’t mind the taste of a young one’s pee. It’s sort of sweet. Not at all like the taste of adult urine. He giggled and cooed as I licked all around his little boy parts. His little legs twitched, and eventually he just peed right down the back of my throat.

That’s the closest I will get to an orgasm from him for a while. But I’m OK with that. I enjoy knowing that I made him feel good. It made me feel good. Of course, I masturbated my pussy as I sucked on his little hairless cock and balls. I know one day he will join the family fucking in full swing. But until then, I will continue to enjoy the littlest member of the family. I’m just grooming him to be granny‘s new fuck doll.

Sexy Granny Victoria Grooms the Little Members for the Family Fun

sexy grannyI love being a sexy granny. Although I struggled with it once, I now embrace it. My grandson and granddaughter appear to be growing like weeds. And I love it. The older they get the more fun I enjoy with them. They attend public school. However, school got canceled yesterday because of ice on the roads. It melted later in the afternoon, but the little ones received another snow day.

So, my daughter dropped them off for me to babysit since she and my son both needed to work. I have a dirty confession to share with you. Perhaps you might think of me as deviant once I tell you this. But I enjoy masturbating in front of them. Plus, I love being naked in front of them too. I sat them on the couch and gave them an anatomy lesson. I do not think a little one can ever be too young to learn about the human body.

A lot of my callers help me with the grooming process. At least help me learn about what to do. My son and daughter started fucking as teenagers and when I found out, they brought me into their fun. If it wasn’t for their horny teen hormones, I wouldn’t be a dirty sexy mommy. Or a dirty granny.

A Dirty Granny Grooms the Little Ones for the Family Fun

But this job taught me that tiny mouths seem eager to please. So, after I stripped, I grabbed the little honey bear and dripped honey down my pussy. I counted on their sweet teeth kicking in. They started lapping at my pussy like junkies needing a fix. They might end up with a sugar high, but it tricked them into eating their grandma ‘s pussy. How hot is that? My son and daughter know that I’m grooming the little ones to join the family fun soon. And this seems like a good place to start with the grooming.

I even poured the honey on my grandson ‘s tiny dick and down my granddaughter ‘s perfect clam slit. And I took a few licks and nibbles for myself. Most of the day we spent naked. Of course, we watched Disney movies and played games too. But mostly, I groomed them for a future full of incest sex.

I can’t wait for my grandson ‘s cock to get a little bit bigger. Then I’ll be able to let him hump me properly. I think our next sex education lesson will include me showing my granddaughter how to lick her brother’s balls and cock. What do you guys think my next grooming lesson should include?

Grandma Phone Sex Never Grows Boring for Me

grandma phone sexGrandma Phone sex never gets old for me. I’m a dirty granny and a dirty mommy. And perhaps you could call me a dirty gilf too because I am fond of young boys in general. This weekend, my oldest grandson paid me a visit. Although his spring break does not occur for another two weeks, he just couldn’t wait to fuck his grandma. So, Friday night he hopped into the car with one of his fraternity brothers and they paid me a visit.

My grandson brought me a bonus boy to fuck. A boy who always wanted to fuck a grandma too. My grandson joined a fraternity his freshman year. And he bonded with his fraternity brothers. I fuck a few of them. But this new boy appears to be a pledge. He recently joined the fraternity. And sometime last week the veteran frat brothers played that game, Never Have I,” with the pledges. And I guess somebody asked a question about fucking a sexy granny.

According to my grandson, his fraternity baby brother, never fucked a hot grandma, but always wanted to fuck a hot GILF. Being the good big brother, he brought Oliver home with him. And I rocked both cocks all weekend long. Although I could fuck a boy in any position and in any situation, I think my favorite might be two cocks at once. Either one north or south. Or two cocks South in my pussy and ass.

This Sexy Grandma Loves Entertaining Multiple Young Cocks

Makes me feel extra taboo getting two cocks like that. But I did just that all weekend. Sometimes my grandson would worship my pussy while I sucked his friend’s cock. Sometimes they both fucked me together. And other times somebody would fuck my pussy while I sucked the other boy’s cock. Regardless, this grandma fucked two college boys all weekend long. With one of them barely legal and no experience with a mature woman.

The more my grandson fucks me the more he wants to fuck me. So, I’m not sure this weekend that he satisfied that urge grandma. Because the more he fucked me the harder he got and the more he wanted. Same for his friend. I popped his sexy grandmas cherry. And gave him a taste of what fucking an old broad feels like. And now I think that boy might spend spring break here with my grandson in two weeks. How lucky for me.

I hated seeing the boys leave, but they did occupy my time all weekend. And they made me cum repeatedly. They even made me squirt too. I cannot wait for spring break.

My Family Loves It When I Pose for Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love posing for sexy grandma pics. My oldest grandson passed the torch to his younger brother for taking naked pictures of me. I don’t mind. In fact, it builds my confidence. I think it might build the confidence of any mature woman too when your teenage photographer gets a boner watching you spread your pussy for his lens. It makes you feel hot as fuck

So yesterday after school, my middle grandson came over with his camera to take some pictures. We own a few different cameras in this family. The first one I purchased at a vintage store about 10 years ago. One of those old Polaroid cameras.

Personally, I think these serve best for naughty pictures that could get you arrested. Now, taking pictures of me remains perfectly legal. If anybody happens to see these photos, they will not know the age of the photographer. However, when I take family fucking pictures with the younger members of the family, I always use a Polaroid camera. Nothing backs up to the cloud. Nothing anyone sees while developing. And we keep those kinds of photos in a shoebox under granny’s bed.

Since My Family Enjoys Seeing Me Naked, I Continue to Pose Nude for Them

So, we use our camera phones for non-naughty pictures. And we have a vintage Pentax camera that both my grandsons use when snapping naked photos of the matriarch of the family. It allows them closeup shots of my cunt. But my oldest son built a dark room in my home. And it comes in handy for developing our own kinky photos. The key to taking family pictures is simple. Use an analog camera. That way you become protected from any uploading mishaps. And I do believe that becomes the number one way P folks like me get caught.

After my grandson snapped a few pictures of my pussy and my enormous tits, we enjoyed me behind the camera. I took several photographs of just his young cock. Plus, a few photos of me sucking his young cock. Dirty pictures that would get me arrested if I took them with my camera phone. But I’m a smart and sexy granny who enjoys family fun and knows how to stay under the radar.

And I love that my grandsons find me sexy. My grandson and I fucked for several hours and took dirty pictures of each other before he headed home to do homework. If my family still finds me attractive, I will keep posing nude for them.

Mommy Sex or Granny Sex Mornings Give Me the Cum I Need to Start My Day

mommy sexI love mommy sex mornings. Since my offspring grew up, I don’t enjoy those sorts of mornings much anymore. For the most part, I wake up alone. Now I do have a boy toy lover, who I’ve fucked for over a decade. However, he does not live with me. Plus, he works. I texted my oldest son just to see if he could spare any time for his mommy this morning but left for work already. As much as I needed my sons this morning, nobody could help me out.

However, my middle grandson decided to skip his first period class to take care of his horny grandma. Apparently, my son texted his son to go take care of his mother for him. That’s the kind of family I get to enjoy. Does that make you jealous? If my son can’t take time to satisfy his mommy, he can send his son as a surrogate. I’m a dirty grandma too. My grandson always seems pleased when he gets to fuck his sexy granny.

And I’m sure this worked out better for me in the long run. Nobody else out fucks a teenage boy. My grandson can fuck me so hard that I swear he leaves skid marks on the inside of my pussy. When he arrived, he found me in the whirlpool bathtub in my bedroom.

He looked like a tall glass of lemonade on a very hot summer day. Just what I needed to feel refreshed. He began to strip as he walked closer to me. I sat on the edge of the tub, masturbating my pussy to entice him to hurry up and get his ass in the tub with me.

I Want to Start Every Day Swallowing a Load of Boy Cum

By the time he stood before me naked his cock looked stiff as a board. And grandma needed to take care of it. So, I used my hands and my tits and my mouth to drain my grandson’s load. And I drank it down like warm milk. I have a theory that boy’s cum lubricates my throat enabling me to talk dirty all day long. So, I should start every day off giving head to a son or a grandson so that I can talk to my perverts all day.

After I blew my grandson, I asked him to join me in the hot tub. And that’s when the magic happened. He ate his grandma ‘s pussy, making me cum all over his face. Then I sat on his cock and rode him until I got a second nut explosion from him. I wanted him to stay with me all day, but I didn’t want to jeopardize his education either. He promised to come back after school and fuck me longer.

So now this dirty grandma phone sex operator gets to talk to you with a pussy full of cum and cock breath. And, I have something to look forward to when my grandson comes back tonight.

Sexy Grandmas Take Care of Their Family and All Their Friends Too

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas don’t stop fucking because they get older. We just fuck more because now we can’t get pregnant. Plus, mature women see an increase in their libidos after menopause. And I can attest that seems to be the case. Although I always considered myself horny, I became even more horny after menopause. Good thing I come from a big family because I would wear out just one man.

So, my grandsons often bring me friends to fuck. My two oldest grandsons bring me friends all the time. When my oldest grandson comes home from college, sometimes he brings a friend for me. His younger brother, my middle grandson, often brings me friends from school. And, yesterday, my youngest grandson brought me a friend from school. The first time he expressed interest in sharing me with anybody other than family.

We’ve been fucking for a little over a year now. And my granny pussy gave him some swagger. That helped him come out of his shell and make more friends at school. He’s talked about his friend Alex for months, but I only met Alex for the first time yesterday. And I couldn’t help but think that my grandson wanted his sexy granny to fuck his school friend. I could tell the boy undressed me with his eyes. And I saw that bulge in his pants. It looked sizable for his age.

A Sexy Grandma Welcomes Not Only Family, But Their Friends Too

But I did not initially seduce the boy. I didn’t quite understand yet why my grandson brought him over. Did he want me to seduce the boy and fuck him. Or did he just bring him over to play video games and four wheel on the property. So, I tried to be on good behavior. I made snacks and drinks and brought them to them. And then the bonus boy grabbed my hand and pulled it down onto his cock. He looked at my grandson and told my grandson, “Do you see what your hot grandma does to me?”

And I almost came. That boy acted boldly and I loved it. I came around to the other side of the couch, got down on my knees and sucked my grandson and his friend’s cocks. I bobbed my head back-and-forth between the two of them. And each boy put a hand on one of my big tits. So, I rubbed my pussy as I blew two teenage boys on my recreation room couch.

This Grandma Loves to Be Double Penetrated

Alex couldn’t take much more of me blowing his cock, so he got up and came around to fuck me from behind while I continued to blow my grandson. I love two cocks at once. His friend’s cock felt amazing in my pussy. As I continue to slobber on my grandson ‘s throbbing teenage cock, I heard his friend calling me a dirty granny and a whore. He smacked my ass a few times and pulled my hair and I didn’t even stop him. I’m not submissive but honestly, I enjoyed this. His big cock gave him a pass.

Before long, Alex decided to fuck my ass, so I sat on my grandson’s cock. They turned me into a fucking grandma sandwich. A teenage cock in each hole. Been a while since I let a grandson and his friend double penetrate me. It happens all the time in the family between my two sons or a son and a grandson or two grandsons. But we don’t often bring in outside forces into the family fucking. But Alex felt like he belonged in my pussy. And it felt like he belonged to my ass and my mouth too.

Both boys filled me up with their young cum and then they went back to playing video games. But about an hour later, they double penetrated me again. I told Alex that he can come over anytime he wants. With or without my grandson, I will always fuck that young stud.

Incest Sex Weekends This P Granny Looks Forward To Enjoying

incest sexIncest sex weekends I look forward to. And I knew today would start off well because the weather seemed much warmer. Most of the ice melted last week. And I even saw the sun. My youngest son leaves tomorrow. He spent a month with me working remotely, but now he must go back home. And once again, I will wake up alone with no cock and no pussy. Weird how I wanted to live alone for so long. And I finally got the peace and quiet and now I crave the chaos and easy access to cocks and pussies again.

When I woke up, I heard voices. I went in the kitchen to find my youngest daughter and my youngest son making me breakfast. And my two little grand angels in front of the TV watching cartoons. When they saw grandma, they ran up to me, hugged me, wrapped their legs around each leg and I walked as they held on. Just a silly little game we’ve played for years.

And I miss mornings like this. Normally, I’d be the one making breakfast so I kind of enjoyed this a bit more. Because while my son and daughter whipped up waffles and omelets for everyone, my two granddaughters and I played naked twister in the living room. Another silly game we enjoy. But this might be one of my favorite family fucking games because it gives me easy access to little pussies and dicks. The way we play it, a tongue can land on a pussy, and a finger can land in a hole.

Sex Fueled Weekends with Family Seem to Be My  Favorite

But my son and daughter wanted to join the action. When it comes to naked games, the more the merrier. I ended up with my son ‘s cock in my pussy, my daughter’s pussy on my face, and two of my fingers molesting those little bald slits belonging to my granddaughters.

Although we ate breakfast, we ate it cold. We could not tear ourselves away from cock sucking or pussy worshiping to enjoy a hot meal. Well, I suppose you could say I did enjoy a hot meal. A hot fucking sausage and some warm clams. Yummy.

I miss mornings like this. The smell of pussy and the taste of cum make me excited for what the day holds. My daughter decided to leave my two grand angels with their uncle and their sexy granny for the day. She’s going to clean house and run some errands and come back later tonight for another round of naked twister. Weekends spent with family seem like the best weekends ever.