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Big Boys Have Big Toys

kinky phonesex darlaThey say the size of a mans toys is to overcompensate for the size of his penis.
Nothing makes me hotter then a big strapping stud with a little dick and the love of my silky soft panties on his little bitty dicky.
So when my big strapping sissy boy went out and bought himself a silver SUV that looks like it could double as a tank in a war I wasn’t really surprised.
What did surprise me was how attached he was to his new toy. He never had anything that he spent all day with totally ignoring me and my desire to see him prance around the house in panties, his giant frame balancing on his pretty little heels with make up and a wig on was driving me crazy.
But since he bought this monstrosity of a truck he spends all day out side in tight daisy dukes, with no shirt on, washing and waxing and cleaning it to perfection. I must admit the daisy dukes are hot, but not as hot as if he was inside in his pretty panties letting me play with his little clitty.
Anyway I decided to get up earlier then him this morning and go out there and do some washing myself. Using my titty sponges. The look on his face when he came outside in those daisy dukes was priceless. But the icing on the cake was when Harley came out in one of my old bikinis and jumped right in soaping up the truck with his little dicky sponge.
It turned out to be a load of fun. The neighbors all staring at us scrubbing this monstrosity in the driveway, laughing and having a good old time in our not so conventional outfits and our not so conventional ways.
When we finished up we all went inside and my sissy boys got all dressed up for me, made me dinner and pampered me just like I deserve. Which in turn earned them both some great clitty time and the honor of being able to squirty squirt in their panties getting them all sticky just for me!kinky phonesex carwash

Nanny For The Summer

I am so excited for this summer.  I am going to be working as a Nanny.  I get to live in a huge house, and I only have to be the evening/over night Nanny, which should be pretty damn easy as the three munchkins that I will be taking care of  are big enough to where they will not wake up.  Plus, I get a nice healthy chunk of change.  All I have to do is make dinner, take them to their evening lessons for dance, and karate, then give them baths, read them a story, then tuck them in. 

I really thought I would not get the job.  When I went to have my interview the Mother of the munchkins almost told me no because of the way her hubby was looking at me.  I knew he was checking me out, but I didn’t let him know I knew, so it came off as I was not paying any attention to him.  I guess that made the Mother feel like nothing would happen, and there is no harm in looking is there?

Now I have to say, the Husband is pretty damn handsome.  Older man, still good body, nice smile, rugged looking features, so it makes me wonder what is in his pants.  I am pretty sure, that if I work it right, I might be able to find out.  It will be a blast seeing how far I can take it, and the whole while I will act professional around the Wife, but at night, while the little ones are sleeping, and so is wifey, I might have the husband come and visit me in my bedroom.

Kinky phone sex with your Sexy Therapist

Kinky phone sex Kinky phone sex with me is totally fun and hot because I love to hear all about the kinky things we can do together. Listening to you explain in great detail how you watch your mother take a shower turns me on. I know I am supposed to be the therapist here but listening to you stroke that cock makes me wet. As you explain in great detail how your moms tits are double D’s, and her waist is 26 inches – giving her the perfect hour glass figure I can’t help but get excited. I ask you if you have ever fucked your mother, and you tell me no, but she did brush up against your cock a few too many times last weekend.

We discuss that in great detail and I tell you I think she is giving you the signal that she wants to fuck you too. Mothers don’t always want to be the initiators, but she will do it if you don’t respond to her advances in a timely fashion. While we discuss the possibility of you fucking her we enter into a role play. I can’t help but masturbate right along with you, and that moment we we both get off at the same time is amazing and so fucking hot for us both.

GTFO

GTOFI love fucking my brother and when he has friends over I love to fuck them too! Don’t get me wrong because I love fucking other cock too! I just can’t help myself, I have to have it! One day my brother and his friends were over and we were playing a game of strip poker. I suck at strip poker so needless to say I was one of the first ones to have to remove my clothes. So here I am naked watching them play strip poker and all of their clothes starting to come off. Well I couldn’t help but notice that they all had raging hard on’s! So I couldn’t help it I had to suck on their cocks and get fucked by them! But you know sometimes I don’t like them to hang out after so I just tell them all to GTFO (Get the Fuck Out) I am done with you so leave! I also do that to the other guys I like to fuck. Sometimes I just feel like telling them to GTFO!! Sometimes I just want to sit by myself and enjoy the moment!

Welcome To Our Wonderland

Inez and I love it when we get a man in our bed that has a wonderful imagination and a fantasy that we can share. But once in a while one comes along that make s us say “Really? Get the fuck outta here?”
Her new boyfriend came up with one of these very ideas. One of the ones that had us wondering where in the hell these guys come up with this stuff.
We had to ask him for a day to figure out how to make his fantasy a reality. He wanted an Alice in Wonderland Fantasy.
Of course my sweet and wickedly sexy daughter Inez has a wonderful imagination. After a long night of talking things over we came up with several very hot scenarios.
My beautiful daughter will play Alice, I will be the Queen of Hearts and our young man is going to play the Mad Hatter.
Inez has it all planned out and tonight we put our plans in motion.
This went from “Get the fuck outta here” to “Welcome to our wonderland”
I can’t wait till we step through the looking glass and into the magical world of kinky, hot, sexy fun!

Spring is Here!!!

Spring is Here!!!Spring time is here!!! I am so glad it has made it finally! I hate winter, it is so cold and you have to cover yourself in layers. Well that is no fun because I like to show off my body. I love it when it is warm, I can lay out in the sun naked and get a great tan and show off to all of my neighbors! I especially love to tease all of the younger guys in my neighborhood! It is so great knowing that they are watching me while I am laying out nude or dressed all skimpy showing off my body!! Sometimes they will come over and talk to me but I have more than talking on my mind when I see them. All of those hot bodies coming over to see me! I have to just jump on them and fuck the shit out of them!!! I can’t help it, I just love fucking!!  Especially since my brother is not around, lol.  I just have to have that young cock!!

I Luv to Suck Your Cock!

Kinky phone sexMy friends all tell me that I get a sparkle in my eyes when I talk about how much I love cock sucking. How I want to have cock in my mouth as much as I can. Just thinking about it, I get myself all hot and excited, and my little pussy gets so wet. Right now I am thinking of your cock and how much I want it in my mouth. I love it when my callers tell me I give them such a descriptive sensual visual that they feel like I am there with them sucking their cocks.  Teasing them with my tongue and taking their cock deep down my throat to the brim and sucking them dry of cum then swallowing every sweet hot drop.Tonight, will it be your cock I am sucking dry of cum? Taking it deep into my throat, licking it, circling the head and then taking it back into my mouth. Teasing and sucking and eventually making your rock hard cock burst with cum.

Mommy, May I Fuck You?

Mommy phone sexOne of the things I love most about what I do is I get to participate in your fantasies. I hear what turns you on and I get the benefit of knowing exactly what turns you on, and in some instances I get the chance to do some research to come up with hot and sexy scenarios to play with you. My favorite caller has a delicious fantasy about his mother, and I must say it turns me on. He is her very young son with a huge cock, and she is a porn star. She has an insatiable sexual appetite as does her son. She is unaware of his masturbation techniques, and he is unaware of her porn star status.

They just know they have a sexual need for one another, but can’t act on it until the time is right. Mommy wants to give him the chance to grow up and be normal, not a sex craved nymphomaniac like she is. One day she comes home to find him masturbating all over her photographs that have been published in porn magazines. She stands by the door staring at him as he yanks on that amazingly large cock, and without a conscience thought she starts whipping her clit so hard that she is moaning almost instantly.

This startles him, but when he turns to her he can’t stop stroking his cock. He tells her he is sorry, but she knows he isn’t. He watches her and she watches him so intently, they can’t break their gaze from one another. Finally, I tell my precious young one that since he has become an insatiable little bastard then he will learn how to be mommy’s perfect little mother fucker. I tell him I am retiring from the porn business in the morning, and he will no longer attend school. We will stay in this house and he will service me forever, or until I feel its necessary to go outside. As I bend over the dresser and pull my cunt open, I order him to get over here and fuck Mommy’s cunt!

He moves slowly, but I at him “I said get your mother fucking ass over here and fuck Mommy’s cunt you dirty, filthy pervert.” He approaches me with his huge cock sticking out and he keeps stroking it, but I lose my patience with him. I wickedly grin at him as I say “Hurry up and ram that fuck stick into my cunt as hard and as fast as you can!” His first thrust into my cunt made him cum so hard, but he kept fucking me through his orgasm. I don’t know how but his cock was even harder than before and he kept fucking me harder and harder as I held onto the dresser. He must have cum three times before he was done.

Mommy phone sex

At the end of the role play I knew I had become addicted to this story, and I had to find ways to spice it up and make it more exciting for him. He has a good time talking about Mommy and her perfect tits that still produce milk for him because she never stopped pumping. I look forward to his calls, and I can’t wait to see where this story takes us. Who knows, maybe I will be able to come up with something for him that will absolutely knock his socks off. Until then I will enjoy being his perfect porn star Mommy!

Bunny Soft

Incest Phone Sex

My tits are bunny soft, my pussy is bunny soft, my butt is bunny soft, and my lips are bunny soft.  Just imagine me calling you Daddy while you sink your Daddy Dick deep inside one of my soft spots.  It would feel so good for your cock to be wrapped up in all that warmth.  I would be such a good girl for you too.  I would suck and suck and suck, until all your Daddy cream came right out of the tip and I would swallow it down all the way into my tummy.

My pretty pussy would open up for you.  Stretching so that your Daddy Cock could shove right in.  It’s all slick and juicy from you playing with my bunny cunnie, and licking my soft pink hiney hole.  Mmmmmm, Daddy, I will move over in my bed so you can slip right on in, because I love that you spend all your time with me.  I am the only one in the whole family that you play with like this, and it makes me your special little girl.  I will never ever tell, I will keep it a secret for ever and ever.

I <3 Papi

 

Kinky Phone Sex Andrea

 I heart Papi. This is around the season when he gets very frisky. The warm weather comes around and I am wearing short little denim skirts and tight tank tops. Papi loves the iced tea on the porch that I bring him. Being a good little puta means rubbing the ice cubes all over my tat-tas so Papi can see the nipples harden under the thin material. He loves to cum up behind me while I am standing at the BBQ and rub his crotch against my ass. It turns me on so much! Sometimes I feel like dragging my arm across the table and knocking everything off. Then Papi and I could crawl on top of it and fuck each other’s brains out! Oh, I love the feeling of the spring breeze blowing through my loose hair as I throw my handbag on the grass and kneel for Papi. He takes his hard dick out of his pants and he lets me put my mouth around the head. The delicious pre-cum coats my throat and I love to lap up every last drop. It is so wonderful to be Papi’s precious little puta!