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We’re ready for Santa!

gilf phone sexI am loving this time of year, the little ones are expecting the good old Saint Nicholas to come out and give them presents, so I am most certainly having a fun time as Grammy playing along and getting ready for Santa! I am sure Santa will be coming to tell me that this year I made it onto the naughty list, without a doubt. I know I sure have been a ho ho ho, but most of all I’ve been oh so naughty, and extra fucking dirty with my girls, my little ones. Teaching them that Santa still does cum over and give all  types of presents for the year, the best one of all is Santa’s big pole he has in his pants. I love when he comes over and shows them that making the naughty list is good! Grammy loves to help them be oh so naughty, bad little babes they sure are! They love all the white stuff that comes from Santa’s pole, I tell them if they want to be extra good, they gotta lick it all up! Normally at this point all Grammy can hear is the slurping of some very excited little ones!
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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Finally time for fall!

grandma phone sexFinally it’s time for fall! I’ve been waiting all year for this, besides summer, this is the most time I get to spend with my little ones, giving them all the attention they need. The schools are closed for the holidays, so the little brats are at my house – and they need lots and lots of attention. They need to have their daily lessons still – my way of course. There’s so many things they need to learn that they for some reason don’t teach in school, well I am more than happy to help with these lessons. No holiday break for them! It’s okay though – they love all the attention they get from me. I kiss them all over to show them how much I love them, and that soft sweet skin. They love that part, I have to warm them up for when I spread those tiny little ass cheeks for my toys to work their way in there. Because, one day soon, something much bigger is going to be fucking those tiny asses and it’s going to hurt a lot more than all my dildos and strap ons. They can whine all they want though, part of being an adult is getting what I want and doing whatever I want. They’ll get used to it and love it soon, I know deep down they’re all sluts just like me!

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Mommy Phone Sex Slut Likes to Share Incest Sex Experiences

mommy phone sex whoreSharing my family fun on mommy phone sex calls always gets my pussy so wet. I love talking to men about their real experiences with their mommies and even their fantasies about mommy. I have helped several men get the relationship they wanted with their own mommies. I have also assisted many dirty daddies to get the relationship they need with their little ones. I don’t think incest is wrong. I love fucking the little ones, especially my little ones. Well my brats aren’t so little anymore, but their brats are! I have decades of incest sex experience. When I was a young girl I played with my uncle and my brother. After I got married and started my own family, I played with my offspring. Now that I am divorced and my sons and daughters are all grown up, I play with my grand angels. I still play with my offspring, but now I have young ones to molest again. So I guess I am an incest mommy and a P granny. My family fucking memories are what I think about when I  masturbate. The first time with a young one is always in your head, as is the first time with mommy.

incest sex mommyI love being a phone sex mommy therapist; sharing real experiences or fantasies; role playing so I can be your surrogate mommy or granny; even just providing some phone sex therapy to help you get real incest experience with your mother or your offspring. This dirty mommy and granny wants family fun for everyone.

Happy Native American Heritage Month

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Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.

Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!

grandma phone sexAt my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!

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Dirty Daddy in Uniform for Canadian Remembrance Day

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Don’t worry Canadian soldiers. You aren’t forgotten. This hot granny just loves her Canadian men. My late husband was a Canadian military man who fought in WWII. I’m hoping to hear from some hot boys in uniform today.
Let me share my story with you. My husband was a much older man who married me when I was just a brat. He liked that young pussy and big tits. He was intent on breeding me the first time he got into my virgin panties. He had this really huge horsecock. I mean, I thought he’d split me in half when he first shoved it inside of my girlie cunny. I screamed out, “Daddy, you’re hurting me.” but that just made him fill me with a gushing, impregnating load of sperm. As a teen bride with young ones, I got bored. I would never cheat on him but I was so horny. I started teaching my own spawn to please Mommy. As I got older, Daddy found out and together we shared them. Young cock for me. Cunny for him. They were some horny young ones, born and bred to fuck. It was a family affair. After his death, I continued the tradition, raising a whole crew of little fuckers. Wouldn’t you love to come share with me? My experienced little whores will please you in every way. You can share your own Mommy fantasies and desires with me. I never judge. Come make Mommy rub her pussy as we explore your secret cravings for the perverted and forbidden.
I invite you sexy Canadians to come play the American phone sex way..where mommies are whores with big tits and her brats are willing to serve in every way.

Sexy Granny Samantha Loves Fall Play Dates

Sexy grannyAs a sexy granny, I enjoy the Fall season. Sure, it’s cooler out and the grand angels cannot swim naked in the pool giving this dirty granny some flick her bean material. However, the cooler weather combined with less daylight, means hot tub time. I had a special “date” with my young teen grandson yesterday. He is learning how to drive, so we began our time with a drive in the country. It was a lovely Indian Summer day. We practiced distraction driving. I jacked his young cock while he drove to test his ability to stay focused on the road. I was so proud of him. He kept an erection while keeping his eyes on the road. A few more years, he will be able to steer with his hard on. Lucky me!

Then, we enjoyed the new Bond film. We were like a horny teen couple groping each other in the back of the theater. He fingered my pussy while I stroked his dick for almost three hours. I lost count of how many times he made me cum with his strong fingers. In a dark crowded theater, no one paid us a bit of attention. We ended the night in the hot tub, fucking and watching “The Walking Dead.” His young throbbing hairless cock pounded my pussy as we watched Rick Grimes and his crew fight off an army of the undead. It is my grandson’s favorite television show, so of course I am happy to share him with zombies.

Fall just means I have dates with my grand angels and my own offspring indoors. I can find lots of creative sexy fun for us inside. Soon it will be cool enough to fuck by the fire. I can’t wait! How do you want to spend your time at grandma’s house?

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Grandma Phone Sex: Lending a Helping Hand to the Family Fucking

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is so much fun. I have 7 grand angels in various stages of family fucking that I share stories about. Most recently, I decided that my middle granddaughter was ready to fuck my son, her daddy. She has already mastered the art of cock sucking. She has been blowing her daddy, his friends, her brothers and cousins for awhile now. I am the matriarch of this family so I like to be involved in all aspects of the sexual shenanigans that go on.

My grand girl is tiny, but very nubile. She had on a cute little baby doll for daddy. Because she is a gymnast, she is very flexible. I rolled her into a beach ball with her ass in the air and her legs over her arms so daddy’s big cock could easily penetrate her virgin baby girl pussy. I helped push her into his cock my rocking her firm ass. Her sexy moaning noises combined with my son’s big ball sack slapping on her ass had my old muff dripping wet. I fingered my pussy as I helped my son pop his daughter’s cherry right before my eyes. It was so hot to see his dick going in and out of her sweet tight pussy like that. I was able to rub her little clitty too so she could have a hard cum on daddy’s dick.

family fucking funShe did too. Squirted all over his dick. Being the top mama in this incestuous family, I got to suck her cherry juices off her daddy’s dick and suck the daddy batter out of her swollen well fucked pussy. My granddaughter is a woman now; a full fucking member of my naughty clan. I could not be more proud of her. She may not be a virgin any more, but she still has a sweet tight cunt. Maybe you would like to try her out?

Grandma phone sex is the best!

grandma phone sexNothing is better than playing with my grandbrats. Grandma phone sex is the best! Especially when the little ones like to dress up and try on all types of different clothes. I always take advantage of this time, using it for photo shoots and using it to put on all the clothes I’ve been waiting to see on these lil brats. Clothes that make those little bodies that much sexier, it even turns these naughty lil brats on wearing these clothes – I can tell they want granny to play with them, to bring some friends over to play with them…something even more fun than dress up. I call a few friends, they love to get their cocks wet by young bald pussy, they love nothing more than having their cock sucked by my budding cocksuckers. And my lil grandbrats… well they eat this shit up too. They love to please, good subby whores that want to do nothing but make me happy and if that’s the case then we are going to have a good time cuz I’ll have them do anything and everything. This is a no limits night!