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Sexy Grandmas and Teen Boys

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas were out last night. Don’t laugh at me. Remember, I am almost 60. I went to a Rick Astley concert last night. My girlfriends, fellow grannies, went with me. My offspring and my grand angels were like who is that? None of them were alive in the 80s, so I understood. Now, I was expecting a cheesy concert filled with women my age and older. I was pleasantly surprised when I was sitting next to some high school boys who looked like they stepped out of a Glee episode. They knew all the songs that were twice their age, if not more. At first, I thought they must be gay boys, but when they dropped their jaws at my big bouncy granny knockers, I knew differently. These boys were just raised by a mommy or sexy granny who grew up in the 80s. At one point, I noticed a sizable boner in the one boy’s pants. Now it could have been that the boner was for Rick Astley. I mean the guy still looked great. But when I lifted my tee shirt and showed him my boobs, he creamed his jeans. Not gay. Just a normal red blooded teen boy. My sexy grannies and I decided to get a hotel for the night instead of driving  the 2 hour trip back home. You know where I am going with this don’t you? We picked up high school boys at a Rick Astley concert. Not a likely place to troll for teen boys, but they were there, and we were horny. We were gang banging grannies by 11pm. It was GILFs gone wild. I was smoking a joint one of the Glee boys gave me, bent over a couch, looking out over the city, getting fucked in the ass by a teen boy. It was like being at home. I tell you this. I will never listen to Together Forever again without thinking of those high school studs.

My Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsMy sexy grandma pics are all over the computers of my grandsons and their school friends. One of the boys my eldest grandson hangs out with found my phone sex site last month. He recognized me immediately. He said no granny has jugs like mine. He knew it was me before he saw the face. My tits do stand out. The boy tried to blackmail me. I gave him props for being creative. How many teen boys attempt to blackmail a grandma into fucking them? No teen boy needs to blackmail me. My pussy is spread and ready for those young hard cocks. I told him to share my pics and blogs with all his classmates, even their parents and teachers too. I have nothing to hide. I am not taking advantage of my grandson. He wants to fuck me. I am proud to be a sexy GILF. Outing me would only bring me more cock. I told him I would fuck him with out the threats. He still shared my blogs with a posse of school friends, however. He did me a solid. Teen boys have been texting me and finding me on Face Book for weeks now. Last night my little blackmailer and a few members of that teen posse came by for a late night booty call. My grandson was at his place with his parents and I was home alone. The dogs started barking, which is why I woke up. They were trying to break in. They saw some porn where a home invasion turned sexy. Teen boys watch too much porn. Why watch people fucking when you can be fucking? I greeted them naked. I may have thwarted their initial idea, but they still got to fuck a sexy granny. None of them were virgins, but my blackmailer’s friends had never had cougar cunt before. Once you go granny, you don’t go back.

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is better than phone fucking mommy. I think so at least! A phone sex granny is more taboo. We are older with more experience than mommy, plus we are fucking our sons and our grandsons! I never realized how great being a grandma was until I became one. Age is only a number. My age has not slowed down my libido. It has also not made guys less attracted to me either.  The older I get; the more men chase me. The age of the men who chase me become younger too. Grandmas are like fine wine. We get better with age and we never expire. My sons were teen boys when we started fucking. This sexy gilf is on a learning curve, however. With my grandsons, I started them out much younger. Granddaughters too. I know incest is right and natural. The age doesn’t matter if the young ones are willing. What young girl doesn’t want her little kitty licked? What young boy doesn’t want to bang a sexy old woman? And both girls and boys want to please their elders with their little cunts, tongues, fingers, asses and dicks. If your mommy won’t bang you, have you tried jacking off for granny instead? What mommy won’t do, I bet granny will.

Sexy Granny Afternoon Delight

sexy grannyI love being a sexy granny. Grandmas, when I was young, didn’t look like me.  They had blue hair and wore old lady clothes. I didn’t want to be granny based on that.  No one thinks I am a grandma. I love being a grandma better than a mommy now. Just don’t tell my offspring that! My grand angels are all the reward with none of the work. Their parents must deal with them when they are in trouble. Their parents are the ones who buy all their boring shit like school clothes. I get to spoil them, fuck them and return them.  I have them for a few hours after school and some on the weekends. I see them more during the summer. My oldest grandson came by after school today. He is old enough to be home alone after school, not like his younger cousins. He doesn’t need me, but he wants me.  He just came by because he was horny. I may have worked him up with some sexy grandma pics. I took a bunch of naked selfies and texted them to him while he was still in school. I know. Unfair, right? He got a boner in math class.  I needed cock. I woke up alone today and super horny. I knew with a few pussy and tit shots, he would be over to take care of me. He is a teen boy. His cock is hard at hello. He may not last as long as you, but he is hard again in less than 10 minutes.  He finger fucked my pussy and licked it while getting hard again. I took a few hours off from being a phone sex granny to be a dirty one. Now I am back with a pussy full of teenage boy cum.

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Sexy Granny Gang Bang

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is what my teen grandson’s friends all call me. I don’t know about where you are but our weather here is having a mental breakdown.  It was in the 80s Friday. Come yesterday it was snowing. My grandson wanted an outdoor party because the weather looked like it was finally breaking, and we would see Spring. So, I had a backyard of teen boys when out of the blue a major storm hit. Temperatures dropped like 40 degrees in an hour. We moved the party inside. I love having a houseful of teen boys. It changed the dynamic of the party, however. It went from a backyard barbeque to a granny gang bang. How was I supposed to be on good behavior in tight quarters with a band of teen boys? This sexy GILF needed some boy action. No one fucks a grandma or any mature woman like a teenage boy. They are jack hammers when it comes to pussy. My grandson told me his friends thought I was hot and stacked, so I got naked and the gang bang just happened. I was worn out after a couple hours. It was like one of those coeds gone wild videos, just with a grandma instead. I slept in this morning because I was tired from all the teen boy action. I am not complaining. I will gladly sleep in and sit on a bag of frozen vegetables to get fucked like that again.

Sexy Granny Exhibitionist Sex

sexy grannyThis sexy granny did something she has not done in decades. I gave head in a movie theater. This was not a typical date as you might expect from a mature woman. I was with my teen grandson. My phone hubby had suggested the movie Red Sparrow because it was sexy with lots of hot nudity. My grandson loves Jennifer Lawrence. She is his celeb crush. I have a girl crush on her too. She is smoking hot in this movie too. We were sitting in the back. The movie had not been on long before I noticed that my grandson had major wood in his pants. I looked to the left and I looked to the right. There were no folks in our aisle. I pulled out his cock and stroked it. He came in my hand in about 5 minutes. It was his first hand job in a public place. During the first sex scene, my grandson got his first blowjob in a public place too. He was hard again, and I was wet. If I could have figured out how to fuck him without being noticed, I would have in a heartbeat. I have always enjoyed exhibitionist sex. Now, my grandson has a new fetish. When we got home, we fucked like horny animals. He told me he wants to fuck at a concert next time. I’m going to make that happen.

Incest Sex with Chocolate

incest sexIncest sex is about the only sex I have these days. Every now and then I meet a man my own age I don’t share DNA with that I want to fuck, but it is rare. I mean, I hardly get out alone. Between my adult offspring and their offspring, I stay busy. No time to date. Last night, my grand angels came over for some Easter candy. I have tons left over. I needed some help figuring out what to do with all the chocolate I had at home. Honestly, I was afraid I would eat it all, so I asked for some help. I went overboard with Easter baskets this years. Plus, I scored some more candy Monday when it all went on sale. We all have sweet tooth’s in this family. My oldest granddaughter had a brilliant idea. Melt the chocolate so we could turn our bodies into life size chocolate covered bunnies. Since it was her idea, I poured chocolate over her young bald pussy first. I waited a few minutes for it to harden. The chocolate wasn’t the only thing hard. All my grandsons had hard peckers watching me lick her pussy clean.  She tasted extra sweet. Her siblings and cousins wanted to taste her chocolate cunt too. We melted more chocolate, so everyone’s body could get covered and nibbled on. Watching my grandsons’ peckers get covered in chocolate was so hot. I had some chocolate suckers.  I have the biggest canvas, so we covered me last. It took quite a bit of chocolate to cover my big tits. Good thing I have some angels who love chocolate as much as I do. My pussy was wet as each grand angel took their licks off my hot canvas. I have lots of kinky phone sex stories to share that involve food, young girls and boys.

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Sexy Granny Bernadette knows what you need!

sexy grannySexy Granny Bernadette always knows what her boys want! Trust me, you don’t get to be my age without learning a thing or two so when a couple of cocky boys showed up at my house I taught them a lesson they won’t soon forget! They were supposed to be mowing my lawn but instead they were standing around playing on their phones and just acting like arrogant little shits. I was getting annoyed so I went out there and said that if they didn’t get to work right that instant I would not be paying them at all. Well, they didn’t like that at all, they were getting loud and rude and said that they would just take the money from me so I invited them to try. They got all up in my face but I just laughed and one by one pulled those bad boys across my lap and spanked their bad bottoms until they were cherry red and too sore to sit down… but they both had rock hard dicks. I asked if it turned them on and shyly they said yes ma’am, they were much meeker and nicer so I invited them inside and let them both fuck me. By the time they came they had a whole new attitude, they eve left their phones inside while they finally got my yard work done! All they needed was a little discipline to be the good boys I knew they really were.

Kinky Phone Sex Family Fun Thanks to a Special Caller

kinky phone sexAnyone who calls me, knows I love kinky phone sex. I have a very special phone sex husband who calls me just about every Sunday for some kinky family fun. We share experiences and fantasies and sometimes we watch some great porn together. This Sunday, he showed me some milk enema videos. Honestly, I had no clue such a thing existed. I am always up to being introduced to new kinky fetishes. Watching young girls squirt milk and whipped cream out of their pretty pink asses and cunts had me super wet. My special phone hubby opened my eyes to something I couldn’t wait to explore for myself. I trained my grand angels how to eat my pussy by putting candy in my cunt. When it melts it makes for an extra creamy and yummy sexy granny pussy. Young boys and girls have a sweet tooth. I showed some of the videos I watched with one of my favorite callers to my grand angels. They were just as turned on as I was.

sexy grannny My grandsons wanted to watch me enjoy a whip cream enema with my granddaughters. They said it looked like fluffy nut butter. I agreed but insisted it didn’t taste as good. I went to Krogers for supplies. Came home with a dozen tubs of Miracle Whip, a few gallons of milk and a turkey baster. I wanted to make a home movie of this hot kinky family fun. I shot two basters full of whipped cream up my two oldest granddaughters’ asses. The oldest girl shot out a ton of cream on her cousin’s face. It looked like a Dairy Queen vanilla swirl cone the way it came out of her little butt like that. My grandsons enjoyed licking their sisters’ and cousin’s asses and pussies clean of all the sticky white cream. Of course, that led to family fucking. They wanted to give the girls their own fluffy white nut butter. It was a sticky hot mess and one of the hottest family experiences I have ever had. Thank you, phone hubby. You know who you are.

Sexy GILF Phone Sex

gilf phone sexI am a popular GILF phone sex slut. Guys are often telling me they tried me for days before they reached me. A sexy grandma is in high demand, especially in a sea of 20 and 30 somethings. It is the same way at home too. My grandsons and their friends are always lining up to get into granny’s panties. They certainly don’t want girls their own age. They are inexperienced. I thought they might be sweet on their teachers and each other’s moms, however. They are not going to turn down a naughty teacher nor a sexy MILF, but my teen grandson told me that a sexy granny pussy is like a fine wine. It is best with age. They like aged snapper! My body has some miles on it. My pussy is not as tight as a mother’s pussy. I am a mommy too but being the mother of 6 has made my pussy not so tight over the years. Young boys love a well used pussy. My grandson told me that a loose pussy is the hallmark of a woman with the kind of experience a young boy needs. When I was his age, a woman who had sex out of wedlock was a whore. The more sexual partners she had in her life, the bigger the whore she became. Nowadays, young guys want the whore pussy. They want the most taboo fuck. That is great news to an old broad like me. I was in the mood to celebrate my well fucked pussy last night. I told my grandsons to invite some friends over, so we could have an orgy. More like a gangbang because I was the only woman there. Since a dirty old broad is in style, I am going to enjoy as much young cock as I can get. While my pussy recuperates today, I am going to focus on being a phone sex granny.