Category: Sexy grandmas

GILF Phone Sex Adventures

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex is better than cougar sex. A cougar is really just a hot woman over 40 who likes younger guys. It doesn’t mean she has brats of her own. It doesn’t even mean she has incest experience. A grandma I would like to fuck, however, is both a mommy and granny. Chances are she has fucked some young ones before. The older I get, the younger I like them. I have started my grand angels off in the family way much younger than I did their parents. Part of it is my raging hormones. The other part is changing times. The sweet young things start way younger these days thanks to the internet. So, why not start incest sex with them earlier. Now my sweet grand angels are crawling between my legs licking granny’s pussy when they just learning to crawl. My grandsons are fucking my old cougar pussy before they have any peach fuzz on their dicks. My granddaughters are blowing their brothers and cousins before they have boobie bumps yet.  And, something I didn’t do with my offspring, but I am doing with their offspring, is sharing them. I have lots of cougar friends with no incest experience, no dirty P times for their spank bank. As summer approaches, and the grand brats will be with me more while my brats work, I will be having dirty pool parties. Inviting some of my fellow grannies to play with my grandsons and lots of P daddies to play with my sweet little grand girls. I love watching daddy types molest my young ones. It makes my pussy drip.  I plan on being a Summer Madam. Only difference is, I am the not for profit kind. I don’t need to sell virginity and the young ones experience. It is pure please to spread the love for this dirty granny.

Dirty Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha wanted a new expensive outfit this weekend. I don’t like my sons to know I sometimes have money troubles. Well, when you have cute granddaughters who will do anything for their sexy granny, you don’t really have money troubles. Not for long at least. I snapped a few sexy pictures of my young angels. Nothing illegal, just very provocative. Dirty pictures in the sense that for P men, such pictures will make their perverted cocks twitch. Just the reaction I wanted. Those pics were not on my Face Book account for more than 10 minutes when friends and friends of friends were filling my box in the bad way with requests to get to know my girls better. I sold Lilly and Rose to the highest bidders. Men go crazy for school girl pussy, so they will pay top dollar for the tightest little honey pots. The younger the better and more profitable.  I dressed the girls up for their special dates. Cute little matching sundresses  with cotton panties and little sandals. I took them to a local motel no tell, where I met Jim and Brad. Older men, in their 40s with big wallets to spoil young princesses with; well that is what I told my grand girls. They love presents. They have been well trained on how to get presents too. This sexy granny is no newbie to exploiting young ones. I got them each situated in the adjoining rooms, then opened the door between the rooms so I could come and go between  my two grand angels getting violated. Makes my pussy drip to watch them being so nice to strangers.  Means I raised them well. Lilly and Rose are good cock suckers for their ages too. Watching a little girl stretch her mouth out on your cock while wrapping her tiny hands around your shaft is just so hot. The best is seeing their little butt holes take your fuck sticks. By the time both men had creamed, my little angels had stretched out holes with man seed running out of them. Oh, and I had a few extra grand to buy that sexy outfit and spoil my grand babies. I was so horny from watching my little whores in action, I fucked my teen grandson as soon as we got home from the mall. I love being a dirty granny.

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!

Sexy Granny Sammy Celebrates National Jelly Bean Day with Kinky Phone Sex Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny has a perverted mind! There is actually a day this week called National Jelly Bean Day. It is Friday, but I am going to be out of town on a sex romp excursion with my oldest son, so I thought I would celebrate the day a tad early with my young granddaughter Lilly. She loves candy. I make it no secret that I use candy in my pussy as a way to train the young ones to be good pussy and ass lickers. A candy filled cunt is something no young boy or girl can pass up. This morning, Lilly was home from school for a teacher/student conference day. I decide it was the perfect day to celebrate National Jelly Bean Day. I had a whole bag of jelly belly beans and regular jelly beans.  I mixed them in a bowl and informed Lilly that we were going to celebrate a day specifically designed for one of her favorite candies.  Her eyes lit up, she giggled and got really excited.

I had her on the couch with her legs spread. She asked if she could eat jelly beans out of my love hole like she has in the past. “Later you can honey, but today, I am going to eat them out of your sweet spot,” I informed her. I used a very small speculum on her tiny cunnie to open it up. I was creaming my panties looking deep inside her pink tight virgin cunt. I opened it as wide as I could without ruining her little fuck hole.  I started to pour the jelly beans down her cunnie. I filled her up until she was overflowing a rainbow of jelly beans. I removed the speculum slowly, she giggled as the candies tickled her insides. As I rubbed her little clitty, jelly beans dispensed out of her cunt into granny’s greedy mouth. I called in her brothers and cousins. She was like a dirty Pez dispenser. Rub her clit and out pops a jelly bean. I love kinky phone sex fun the whole family can enjoy.  Her pussy is still full of jelly beans. That little puffy slit looks like a chipmunk’s cheeks now. She is waiting for her daddy to come home from work to dispense the rest of the jelly beans. He loves eating his little angel’s candy filled cunnie. Bet you would too?

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Don’t you love sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love sexy grandma pics? I bet you do or you wouldn’t have stumbled across my page, now would you? Mhm, I knew you did, grandma knows all sweetheart and don’t you forget it! Anyway, did you ever wonder who was taking all these sexy granny pictures? Let me give you a hint, it’s not some boring professional photographer that’s for sure, I have my sweet and perfect grandson take all of my sexy pictures. He’s very good with a camera and he gets all the most flattering shots but by far the best part is that I get to fuck his brains out after he’s done taking pictures. The whole time he is clicking away, I can see his cock getting harder and harder and I know that he is waiting eagerly for grandma to come and suck it the way he likes best!

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Don’t worry sweetheart, this grandma will have plenty of time for you too… and right now my time is cheap as hell! Take a look at my specials, I bet you can find one that will work for you… now don’t keep granny waiting!

Sexy Mommy Family Fucking Fun

sexy mommyA sexy mommy is what every son wants. I don’t mean sexy in the conventional way either. Sexy is more than looks; it is an attitude. A boy wants a mother who is not frigid; a mother who is not afraid to act on her desires; a mother like me, for example. I never fucked my daddy, but I did have a sexual relationship for years with my brother and my uncle; so when I got married and started birthing babies, incest was something I pretty much assumed was in my future. I have three adult sons now. Three mother fuckers who have never aged out for me. I played with each son’s little pee pee while breast feeding and bathing them. Now, I play with their big man cocks.  My oldest son moved out of state; started a family of his own, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t still have room in his life for his mother. He flew in to see me this weekend. I have missed him so much; some parts of me have missed him more than others.

family fuckingHis suitcase had not even hit the floor when I had his pants unzipped and his cock out. Men, you may think you know good head, but until your mother’s lips have graced your cock, you really have no clue what a great blowjob feels like.  I was worshiping his dick, when his niece waddled out of the bedroom having just woke up from a nap. She wanted to join in, so I had her kiss the head of her uncle’s  dick while I licked up and down his throbbing shaft.  My son has a nice sized cock, but it felt twice as big as usual. I wanted to believe it was because he missed his mommy, but I know it had something to do with his very young niece practicing her oral skills on his cock.

cheap phone sexI ended up riding his cock reverse cowgirl style on the living room couch so my granddaughter could watch her uncle’s dick going in and out of her granny’s pussy. She was watching in awe as we played hide the snake. I beckoned her closer. When she kissed her uncle’s balls it was over. He shot his load deep inside my pussy. I bet you would cum quickly in the same situation. With a pussy full of my son’s cum, I let my grand angel clean me up. She loves the liquid candy that oozes out of my candy shop. She buried her face between my legs and began slurping away. My son had never seen his niece between my legs before, so he blew a second load on her face so aroused from the image. Just more candy for my precious girl. I love it when I can share the little ones with the not so little ones.

Incest Phone Sex: My Grandson is My Alarm Clock

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is the best  phone sex in my opinion. But as a dirty mommy and a dirty granny, I may be biased. I was sound asleep this morning. Partied a bit too hard last night and slept through my alarm. I was having a wet dream about my youngest grandson licking my pussy. Then I heard his voice say, “Granny you are going to be late for work.” His face was all shiny. I wasn’t dreaming. He had been between my legs eating my old puss. The proof was all over his face. “You want to be granny’s alarm  clock from now on,” I asked him. He nodded emphatically YES. I had him hop on top of me. He wasn’t done waking me up yet. I still felt groggy. He kissed me with my pussy juice glistening his face as I guided his little pecker inside my pussy. A few moans from him, assured me he was in my warm wet pink love canal. His pecker can’t fill me up quite yet, but I always tell him I feel every inch of his boy dick inside my fuck canal. He humps away while playing with my big fun bags too. He loves my 44 triple E’s. He can literally get lost between them! His boy cock was waking me the fuck up. Better than any alarm clock or coffee, that was for sure. I told him if he woke me up this way every morning I have to work, I would triple his allowance. He looked at me and said, “But granny, you don’t have to pay me. Licking your pussy and giving you my boy dick is not a chore.” My heart melted, my pussy gushed and he was spewing his boy batter inside his sexy granny.  Best way to start the day.

Grandma Phone Sex Stories

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex stories are plentiful with a dirty granny like me. I was having some adult fun with the married man next door. He is in his 30’s, a decade plus younger than me, but we all know the younger the better with me. I was babysitting one of my granddaughters. She is too young to be left alone, so I put some cartoons on for her and left her in the living room. My stud next door was giving me a show in my bedroom.  I was impaling my cougar pussy with a dildo watching him stroke his hard cock. The moment we were both coming, Lilly walked in the bedroom. She caught the jet blast of cum. She got coated in his jizz and my granny nectar. She giggled. “Taste like candy,” grandma. She has had her share of man seed in her bottle and sippy cup, but this was her first jet blast to the face like this. It was very hot watching her beam as she licked off the mixture of cum on her face. Made my stud come back to life in no time. “Be a good girl for granny, Lilly. Clean up the mess,” I told her as I directed her to my stud’s cock. I helped her lift it to her mouth. She held his hard dick like a bottle. Once she started sucking on  his candy dispenser, he started moaning. He had never had a young girl on his cock before, but he was enjoying it. I started fucking my pussy some more as it was a really hot show watching such a young girl suck on a man cock. She couldn’t get it all the way in her mouth, but she managed quite a bit for her age. I couldn’t just sit and watch. I got up so I could rub her bald cunnie. When he shot his “candy” down her throat, I kissed her so this sexy granny could have some candy too. I have such a sweet tooth for cum and young ones. What about you? What do you crave?

This sexy granny went solo today!

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went solo today! You see, I didn’t have to watch the grands today so I had the whole house to myself… but I was bored as hell. I just didn’t know what to do with myself, I tried cleaning up but there weren’t very many chores that needed doing. And then I thought about cooking or baking something delicious but honestly that just seemed like way too much work. There was nothing good on tv and I couldn’t find a book I wanted to read, it was ridiculous how bored I was! I didn’t want to be all bored and restless all damn day so I thought to myself, maybe a good couple of orgasms would turn my day around. Of course I would have loved to get those orgasms from my favorite little ones but since they weren’t around I was going to have to take care of myself. I didn’t even bother to go upstairs and get my vibrator because I was really feeling lazy so I went the old fashioned route… fingers only. I teased my pussy, gently rubbing my clit until my panties were soaked before I actually took them off. I slid one finger in… then two… then three and soon I was furiously finger fucking this cunt until I squirted all over the place! I made a huge mess but you know what? I don’t even care how long it takes me to clean up! It felt so amazing to just have that one brief private moment alone, it’s pretty rare that I get that kind of private time. But clearly I see now that I am going to have to change some things up around here, after all this grandma has her own needs too! I know that from now on, I will be taking a little more time for myself from now on.

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I just can’t keep my hands off it!

grandma phone sexGrandma can’t keep her hands off her grandson’s perfect little dick! Every time I get my hands on that cock it gets SO hard! All for me. It’s a small little dick, because he is a young one but still…it can satisfy a dirty grandma like me! I like to feel a nice ribbed cock that fills granny up better than anything! I know I am going to have plenty of time with him over spring break…I am going to enjoy tasting his cock all day every day. Every boys dream vacation is to have their cock pampered. By not just anyone but a woman of experience and love. Someone who knows exactly how to treat that cock! Kisses to get that precum on my lips, licks and lots of sucking to get that whole cock in my mouth to taste every last inch. Grandma sucks that cock best! And I am going to get it all the whole spring break over and over…until his little balls are empty.