Category: Grandma phone sex

Grandma Phone Sex Christmas

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is dirty with me. I am not the grandma you grew up with. Hell, I am not the grandma I grew up with either. I am home with my grand angels until Christmas is over. Their parents will be here Thursday. I am kind of sad though that they will go home because I have been having so much fun with them here. Whenever I want to eat a bald cunnie, it is here for me to eat. Whenever I want a teen dick to fuck me, it is here to fuck me. I woke up early this morning to make Christmas cookies. I thought I would be alone, but my two oldest grand girls woke up and wanted to help. We started off well. We made the batter and the icing for the sugar cookies, but we ended up playing in the batter and the frosting. We had the red frosting for Santa all over nipples and the green frosting for trees and gifts all over bald pussies. Cookie batter got poured over my big titties and the girls licked it off. We wasted all the cookie mixtures we had. Maybe not wasted but put to other use. It was a girl orgy in the kitchen. We were on the floor, naked eating frosting and batter off each other’s naked bodies. The boys woke up and got jealous. They saw the cookie batter and decided we needed boy batter. They circle jerked around us as we were withering around on the floor. I planned on making Christmas cookies but ended up family fucking. Cookies can be made any day, but family fun is not as easy to coordinate. I would rather play with my grand angels than bake cookies for Santa any day. I am sure Santa would understand.

Incest Sex for the Holidays

incest sexIncest sex is what the holidays are all about. I am a fan of the holidays primarily because we can all gather. My grand angels are off from virtual learning until January, so I suggested the littles ones stay with me until Christmas. Thanksgiving was miserable because we isolated for two weeks before we all gathered at my place. I was horny and lonely. We had to do it that way because school was still in session. Sadly, all 6 angels who are still in school cannot virtually learn in the same place. Too much speed is needed for the Internet and I need fast Internet to work. No school, no problem keeping their sexy granny company until Christmas. My angels have been practicing 12 days of giving grandma the best orgasms. My teen grandson can fuck me. He can play with his sister and cousins too. He is the closest thing to a man in the house right now. He is living up to it too. I fuck him the most out of anyone in the family. He can drive which helps, but he also is a walking hormone, horny nonstop. I am a bisexual grandma. I love pussy too. That is because I have three daughters and three sons, and three grandsons and four granddaughters. I cannot play favorites without hurting someone’s feelings. So, I do not play favorites. I eat bald cunnies and I play with hairless dicks. You might think I am all dicked out, but that does not ever happen. I cannot get enough boy cock. I cannot get enough yummy cunnie either. It is like a watermelon or cotton candy. Sweet and sticky and pink. I spent the morning stacking bald cunnies on top of each other to lick like a triple decker sandwich. I still have  more than 7 days of them all to myself too.

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Family Fun Phone Sex

family fun phone sexI love family fun phone sex. I get to explore so many fantasies with all my family members. I have sons, daughters, grandsons and granddaughters and I like to involve them all in our kinky fantasies. One of my favorites is always trading some super young pussy to get me out of rent or out of trouble. I am no stranger to using young ones to get what I want. Last year, when concerts were still a thing, I wanted to go see Paul McCartney so badly. How often do you get to see a Beatle? I grew up with the Beatles. Their music is the playlist to my youth. The tickets were expensive for good seats. Like the front couple rows were over $1500 apiece. All I could afford were nosebleed tickets. One day, I met a random guy in Starbucks. I was frazzled. I had all three cute young granddaughters with me. I left my purse in the car. The girls were whining for a sweet drink and I finally get up the counter and realize I have no wallet. The guy behind me paid for our drinks. I got his number. I wanted to pay him back. We got to talking and I discovered he worked for the arena Sir Paul was playing at. In the beginning, I was just trying to be a sexy mommy using my big tits to score better tickets. He was over one night, and I realized that although he enjoyed fucking me, it was my young girls he was really into. Let’s just say they did granny a big favor. I made him a deal. I let him play with all three of my sweet grand girls in exchange to 4 front row tickets to see a Beatle. Those tickets cost over $6,000. He got to play with three jailbait girls in exchange. I am still not sure who got the better deal, LOL. I got to be up close and personal to Sir Paul and he got to be up close and personal to three bald cunnies. It was like a kinky phone sex call had cum to life.

Another Pregnant Slut in the Family

pregnant slutI love having a pregnant slut in the family. And it is the perfect holiday gift. I love that this family can continue to grow. A woman never looks sexier than when she is expecting. I am happy to announce that my youngest daughter is pregnant again. She is the mother of my littlest angel. She has been on quarantine with me since March. She is struggling to find work, so her and my grand angel moved back home in the summer. She has not fucked anyone but her brothers, nephews and brother in laws since March, so this is definitely an incest pregnancy. I decided to throw her an announcement party yesterday just for the family. She will have an official shower next year when hopefully social distancing is a thing of the past. Until yesterday, I was the only one who knew she was knocked up. I summoned the family to my place. Felt like an early Christmas celebration. I wanted the family to know but an announcement party was just an excuse for some good old-fashioned family fucking. A pregnant girl is always super horny no matter if she is three months along or about to pop.  I plan to keep her cumming all through her pregnancy. Everyone was so excited to hear the news. It is sort of a silver lining to the cluster fuck 2020 has turned out to be. Once the news was shared, I fired up the hot tub and we started playing around in there like we usually do. I was drinking bourbon and sucking cock; my daughters ate their sister’s pussy and the grand angels watched and joined in on the fun. Since young girls can learn so much from playing with a pregnant woman, we had them worship her horny body. Of course, everyone old and young, wanted to taste my daughter’s ripe pregnant pussy. A pregnant girl tastes yummy. It was a nice family celebration. One of just many I am sure. We go all out in this family when someone gets knocked up.

Gee Granny, what big nipples you have

Gilf phone sex

My daughter had her own brat and so I am now a GILF. I work hard to keep this body in prime shape and do not allow myself to be bothered by the term GILF. I brought a young man home yesterday that had been friends with my son growing up. I sucked his cock in and down my throat until it was as hard as a rock and then I lowered my dripping wet pussy onto it. I bounced up and down on that pork sword while he palmed my tits. He was pinching and rolling my nipples while I rode that baloney pony with all my might. He grabbed my hips and put me into position on all fours where he slammed his disco stick back into my granny gash. We were both moaning and you could hear his hips slapping my ass with each stroke. His strokes were getting erratic and I knew that he was going to spill his baby gravy inside any moment. He groaned one last time and I felt him flood my beaver with cum. I gave him a couple of minutes to catch his breath and began to stroke him again. He was soon hard and ready for round 2. This time he wanted to take the chocolate express and so I lubed him up and he slid right in. I enjoyed a second round of hard rutting from my young stud before he had to go. This GILF is just getting started!

Sexy GILF Sam

sexy gilfI love being known as the sexy gilf on the block. I live in a small town. Not so small that everyone knows you, but small enough that if you have a sexpot reputation, boys know who you are. I was doing some grocery shopping yesterday. We are supposed to get our first snow this week and folks lose their shit when 2 inches of snow hits the ground. We already have a toilet paper shortage, so I expected to see milk and bread gone too. It was mostly gone. I was able to get some necessities but was hopping for some butt wipe. No luck. I went to the drugstore across the street. Some boys were out front goofing off. Suddenly one boy was like your Ms. Wagner. I asked if he knew one of my grandsons. He was cute. With this big grin, he was like every boy knows you. I was flattered. Another boy said that if I needed toilet paper the store was out, but he could get me the hook up. I was curious now. The lad’s mom is a hoarder, LOL. I walked a few blocks with them. The boy hid me in the garage. He went in the house and twenty minutes later came out with a 24 pack of toilet paper. He did not want anything from me, but no good deed goes unnoticed. I showed him and his friends my tits. The boys were gasping at my sexy granny knockers. They started adjusting their pants. I told them I believed in paying it forward. I unzipped their pants and blew them in the chilly garage. Parents could have busted us anytime. Well worth the risk. I had a family of 15 back home and 2 rolls of toilet paper left. I would have sold my soul to the devil for toilet paper. Sucking the young cocks of a few horny boys was a much better option. One I would have done for nothing in exchange too.

Thanksgiving Incest Sex

incest sexThanksgiving is about is about incest sex in this family. I am thankful that I am the kind of mommy and granny who does not deny herself what she wants. What I want often is young cock and bald cunnie. Luckily, I do not have to hide that from you or my family. You are not going to call the cops on me for loving my family, are you? This morning, while my sons and daughters slept in, grandma had some time with her angels. I made them orange rolls. A sort of family tradition. That was followed by naked Twister, another family tradition. After the foreplay of a naughty game, I started a fire, and we had a little orgy. I sucked on hairless cocks. I ate bald cunnies. Of course, they returned the favor. I put some candy in my cunt and when it melted out, my little angels vied to lick me clean. Good thing, I had a big bag of candy. Eating candy out of my sexy granny cunt is another family tradition. It is how I train the young ones to eat pussy. I mean, I am the matriarch of this family. I do love to eat pussy and suck dick, but I deserve to be licked, nibbled and eaten too. My littlest angels looked like glazed donuts by the time their parents woke up. That was when my angels took a nap, and I did the same thing with their parents. Yes, I am thankful that despite this virus, my family could be all together this year to play some naughty family games.

Sexy Mommy Madison is Solo for Thanksgiving

sexy mommyThis sexy mommy if flying solo for Thanksgiving, but that is okay because my daughter and I had some hot fun this morning before her and her daddy left to see my in-laws. We cannot find a sitter for our menagerie of animals because of the virus, so I said I would stay back and take care of them while talking dirty. My daughter did not want to go her grandparents. They are so boring. I was glad I could get out of it. My mother-in-law is ancient because my husband is ancient. Not that age is ever a detraction from fun. Morgan and I have both fucked senior citizens before, LOL. My in-laws are Puritans. Boring as fuck. Religious as fuck. While Morgan and I were having a morning goodbye fuck, we added in some hot blasphemy to make things more interesting for us. Sort of a big fuck you to her grandparents. I married for money. If Morgan and I were not so spoiled by financial security, I would divorce my husband and get a boy toy husband. One who would fuck my baby girl properly. With my husband gone for a couple days, I can have all sorts of kinky fun. I have already joined Tinder. Morgan plans to play sick Friday morning, so she can come home early. That way we will be alone together for an entire week of family fucking and dirty phone fun. Maybe you will want to join us.

Family Fucking Thanksgiving

family fuckingFamily fucking has begun in my household. No more quarantine for us. The gang is all here. My brother arrived yesterday. My son and daughter who live out of state arrived this morning. My other sons and daughters and all the grand angels are here. We have more people in the house than our governor wants, but we all just one family. And we followed the guidelines so we could be one big happy fucking family. I am so thankful that this holiday, we could get together like this. Now more than ever we need family. The world is imploding, but we will be tuning out and enjoying the family incest sex. We started off last night with some brother sister love. Have not seen my brother in a year. He was unable to come to our cabin in the woods vacation because he lives in Washington. Flying is just too risky. No way was he missing Thanksgiving though. He has always been a germaphobe. So, we know he takes precautions.  My grand angels watched as my brother fucked me. For a few of them, it was the first time seeing it. I lost my virginity to my brother. If it were not for him, I would not be the incest queen I am today. I made sure to tell all the grand angels how that came about. I seduced him because he had a big cock and as was a horny girl even in the 70s. After my brother had his turn, my sons had some fun with me. Then it was the grandsons turn. Tonight, will be much the same, only there will be an extra son and grandson around. Plus, I will play with the girls too. For an entire week, I am going to be sore and full of cum. Fuck you Covid. I am still having a big horny family Thanksgiving.

Getting ready for the holidays

incest phone sexI have been getting ready for the holidays coming up and it is going to be a sad year I’m afraid. Due to all the shit going on we can’t have a big get together so we decided to do things a little differently this year. We are all going to get on zoom and eat together that way and then when things would usually get sexy in person, well we are gonna get sexy online instead. We’re gonna strip for the camera and masturbate for each other. We’ll have little contests to see who gets the most people off or who strips the best. Maybe who give the best blowjob or who can take the most cock in their ass. The possibilities are endless and I just know that it is going to be so much fun! This may even become a tradition where we can put on little shows for each other in person when all this sickness is over. Doesn’t that sound fun?