Category: Grandma phone sex

Mature Sexy Women Masturbating

mature sexy womenMature sexy women love to masturbate. Some days a sexy mama like me finds herself at home alone. But I am never really alone because I have you guys right? My callers have entertained me and kept me company the past couple days while I am quarantining. I got exposed to COVID from a young boy who was at my place during the Super Bowl. My test should be back tomorrow. I feel fine. My grandson tested negative, but we went to different places for testing. He got tested through his school and they do the rapid testing. I feel fine, but until the test results come back, I am home alone playing it safe. I miss the days when if you got a positive test, you just had to take some antibiotics for 7 days, LOL. While I wait alone and horny, I broke out my sex machine. I fired up the Go Pro so I could show off my moves with my family. Modern technology. I love it. I was sliding up and down my sex machine. I used it on my pussy and my ass. I came so many times, I lost track. I was in fucking heaven. Maybe I should do Chaterbate or something, lol. The camera seems to love this sexy granny. My family was watching and masturbating with me. I could see my sons and my daughters, and a few of my grand angels too playing right along with me. Life tosses me lemons every now and thing, but I just make lemonade. I will know my test results tomorrow and I am sure I am negative based on how I feel. Then my family can come back over, and I can have real cock in my cunt and feel the cum of a dick inside my holes.

Sexy GILF Crashes the Super Bowl Party

sexy gilfThis sexy gilf crashed the Super Bowl party last night. I tried to be good. It was a struggle and I lost. Or maybe I won because I got gang banged in all my granny holes by several horny young lads. One of the boys had a surprisingly big cock. So big, I had to measure him. He was fucking 9-inches and he is still growing. I cannot mention his age here, but both of my ex-husbands combined barely had what this boy had between his legs and he still will likely grow a few more inches. My grandson was dealt an ego blow last night because he saw how I went a little cock crazy for his friend. He was the star of the show. How could I deny a boy with a 9-inch cock and equally big balls access to all three of my holes? While the other boys had to recuperate for round two, this boy was still hard after he came. He was showing off for his friends and this sexy granny too. I was not his first mature woman either. He had skills beyond his years just like my grandson. And I gave my grandson his skills. I squirted. The other boys watched in awe. My grandson said, “I did not know you could do that.” I did not know I could do that either. Honestly, I had no clue I could squirt. No clue at all. I sprayed the boys sitting on the couch. I joked that they needed raincoats like they were in the front row of a Gallagher concert. I guess I was showing my age because none of them knew who that was, LOL. I let that cock star teen monopolize my pussy and ass last night. I feel dehydrated and sore today, but as John Mellencamp sang, “It hurts so good.”

Teen Boys Love Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsMy grandson took these sexy grandma pics today. I love posing for him. He is a teen boy with a love for his grandma. He is downstairs as I write this blog with a few of his teen friends watching the Super Bowl. It is taking every bit of restraint I can muster not to walk down there naked. I need to be careful when I am around other teens or even younger boys and girls. I am sure you can relate. Whenever I see a cute young man or little girl, I undress them with my eyes. I wonder what they taste like. I wonder if anyone in their family has already molested them. Then my mind races to being in an orange jumpsuit for life. These are different times. Young ones who are tech savvy can catch everything on tape.  Thirty some years ago when I started birthing brats, the Internet and iPhones were not a thing. Now everyone films a sex tape or catches something they can blackmail you with. I used Polaroid cameras to capture the sexy bodies of my granddaughters. I never had to worry about being blackmailed or caught on tape. I am trying to distract myself from the three extra hot teen boys in my basement. I am a sexy granny with big tits and an open-mind. They would love me. I would be a three-hole slut with the 4th boy in my mouth. I know they would love to fuck a hot grandma. Fuck it.  I am going to put on a sexy sheer nightgown and march my hot ass downstairs. I think those boys would love to fuck me. You would right if you were a young horny teen again?  Wish me luck. I am going downstairs to hopefully have a granny gang bang with three teens and my teen grandson. Will you bail me out if anyone rats me out?

Sexy Granny Education

sexy grannyThis sexy granny is sad. Only a few days remain before my babies go back to school on Monday. No one knows how long school will last, but I have become accustomed to having them around more. I made being part teacher, part babysitter and part dirty granny work. This morning we had a family orgy. I was the only adult. If you were to kiss me, you would taste sweet baby cunnie and hairless cock on my lips. I enjoy licking, eating, nibbling and fingering little cunts and asses. If they were to be graded in the oral arts, they would all graduate with top honors. I have helped them learn their basic schoolwork, but my real knowledge is in the bedroom. I focused on human anatomy mostly this year. I taught even the youngest girl and boy how to eat granny’s holes. I taught them what pleasure feels and looks like. So, on our last day all together during a school day, I said fuck school. Let’s have a family fucking orgy. One of the things I helped them with this year was their sexuality. It does not have to be always boys on girls. I think sexuality is fluid. Boys can play with boys. Girls can play with girls. We can all play with each other, especially when young. Most girls and boys have same sex encounters from their youth. I played with little schoolgirls when I was a schoolgirl. My brother admitted to jacking off with friends. Today, we just loved each other regardless of gender. I ate bald cunnies. I had the girls lick each other and the boys suck each other off. When a boy is horny, he should not have to worry if there is a girl around. He can put his stiff dick inside a brother or a cousin’s ass too. I watched girls play with girls. Boys play with boys. And of course, we all played together. I will miss seeing them daily, but summer will be here before long. And we have the weekends to play too.

Teen Boys Love Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love posing for sexy grandma pics. I think my teen grandson has a future in porn. Not as a star, but as a photographer. I could see him being a photographer for Playboy or an outfit like Twisty’s or Scores. He really enjoys taking pictures of me. Before I got this gig, I hired a boudoir photographer, so I had a portfolio. Her pictures are not as good as my teen grandson’s photos and she was a professional. He takes pride in his work too. He has been studying all sorts of nude models. His computer is full of porn, but not the kind most boys his age have on their computers. His computer is nothing but naked mature sexy women, including me. He is the one who takes 99% of the photos I use in my blogs. He loves older women with big boobs. I have ruined him for girls his own age. I was asking him about this girl at school who always texts him. He said she has no boobs. Well, duh. She is not supposed to have boobs yet, I told him. His replay was something like why the girls at school cannot be built like me. No one is built like me. Then I motor boated him with my boobs. I must be careful because I can give him a black eye. After he came on my boobs, I licked his jizz off then let him snap some more pictures of me. He can get sort of art house nude with me, playing with the lighting and close-ups. He even uses different effects. He had to get an external hard drive to store all the pictures of me because he has that many naked photos of his grandma. He jokes it is because my boobs are so big. I think it is just because he is a horny teen boy who can never have enough nude pics of his sexy granny.

GILF Phone Sex with a P Granny

gilf phone sexNeed gilf phone sex? Granny is here boys. I have the rest of the month with my grand angels before they go back to the real classroom. Can I just say what a bummer that is for me? I have become accustomed to having little angels around all day. Little mouths and fingers to take care of me. My pussy will need day replacements. Little surrogates to take care of my horny needs. My daughter had an idea. She suggested I do some nanny or babysitting work. Great idea. I can design my phone sex hours around babysitting. No one thinks twice about a grandma being a P woman. I took her suggestion and watched a sweet young girl last night for a nurse who works third shift. Her regular babysitter was unavailable, and she was desperate. She saw my ad and called me. I make a good impression with a big family that I raised as a single sexy mommy.

The mother told me Bree would sleep most of the night. She would have slept longer if I had not licked and fingered her bald cunnie. I gave her some spiked Koolaid with Benedryl before her bedtime and she had no idea I pulled off her rubber panties, pushed her pink panties to the side and took a few licks. She tasted like pee and honey. She was tart and sweet at the same time. I slipped a finger in and sucked those little girl juices off my fingers. Yummy. I wanted to do so much more, but I do not want to get arrested either. If you were here with me, it would be different. I can work out my naughty fantasies with one of my young granddaughters later. Damn, she has been gone almost 12 hours and I can still taste that young cunt.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Sexy Grandmas Like Them Young

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are every nowadays. My generation you never heard sexy before grandma, LOL. Grandmas were little shriveled up ladies who smelled funny and got you presents and made you cookies. I get presents and I make cookies, but I also molest young ones, especially the little angels in my family. My youngest grand daughter I have watched grow up. She is the youngest one, but she will have a baby sister or brother in 6 months. I am watching her for a week or so while my pregnant daughter is experiencing severe morning sickness. I was happy to take this angel in. She is now showing signs of sexual curiosity, however. Of course, she has been groomed for it. I am most often naked in the house. I crank up the heat in the winter. This morning, she came up to me and grabbed my tit and started sucking. She is eating adult food now. She said she missed mommy’s boobies. Well, I can be a wet nurse! I scooped her up, set her on my lap and let her latch on. I fingered her bald cunnie while she sucked. No milk in my sexy granny knockers, but I was happy to pretend. Oh, my was I happy to pretend. Her pink pussy was so wet. Super soaking wet. At her age, that does not happen often. It made me wet. I put her on the couch so I could lick her bald slit. I pulled the puffy mound open to get to the creamy pink center. I put my nose on her tiny pink clitty as my tongue and finger worked inside her little hole. She was super tight. She convulsed and gave me a piss orgasm. Her first. I was so happy I could do that for her. I was so happy I was the first one to experience it too. When the little girls in the family have their first orgasm, piss or regular, I know they are ready for more incest sex.

Sexy Granny Sam is Alone for Two Weeks

sexy grannyI am a sexy granny alone for a couple weeks. I was exposed to COVID through a friend, so I must isolate for two weeks. But guess what? Thanks to modern technology, that is not so bad. I have this sex toy my family got me. I am set up on Snap Chat and Zoom, so I can have some mutual masturbation fun with my grand angels. This morning I hopped on Snap Chat and my favorite sex toy and played with my middle grandson. He got naked and stroked his hard pecker while I turned my sex toy on high. Damn, it was hot. I was having fun. Now do not mistake me, I prefer having my grandsons and granddaughters with me at my house. Watching them is not the same as them being here, but it is second best. At least we can still cum together. Only my teen grandson has a big enough dick for my high mileage pussy. My middle and youngest grandson just hump grandma’s leg. Or they let me suck on their little boners. They can cum but there is no semen yet. I can taste swimmers. Just because you are young does not mean you cannot be a part of the incest sex. Hump my leg like a horny dog, I tell them. I enjoyed the morning workout with my sex toy. I enjoyed watching my grandson’s hairless dick get hard in front of me. When he spooged out a little fluid, I squirted on the TV screen. It was fucking amazing. Once we are all done isolating, we will be together again. We will be fucking again like normal. So, I cannot see anyone in my family for a while. At least I have some fun new sex toys and a smart TV to watch my grand angels playing with themselves for this sexy gilf.

 

More Mommy Sex

mommy sexI made a resolution for more mommy sex this year. I have three sons and three daughters who I did not spend enough time with this year. I had a lot of grandma P fun with my big brood of angels but because of the pandemic, jobs and distance, my own offspring did not get enough motherly love. My youngest son was with me for a few months while he worked from home, so he got lots of mommy love. My oldest son I only saw twice last year because he must fly. He was not able to come for Christmas this year because of travel restrictions in his state and mine. We devised a plan to see each other right after the first of the year. We met in Vegas for just two days last week. I flew and he flew. I got us a nice hotel room in a hotel on the strip. We barely left the room. We did walk the strip and pick-up food to go, but no casinos and no shows. Even without a virus, we likely would have stayed in the hot tub suite fucking. We do not get enough time together. This was not enough time either, but it was better than nothing. We fucked in every corner of the room. We fucked in the hot tub too. But my favorite was when he fucked me up against the sliding glass window to the balcony. I could see all the strip lights. The strip was desolate for Vegas, which made the lights shine brighter. If anyone had been down there, they would have seen me up against the glass. My son nutted in my pussy from behind, and afterwards we relaxed in the hot tub drinking fruity drinks. It was too short of an excursion, but it made this sexy mommy realize she needs more time with her offspring.

Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love taking sexy grandma pics. These pictures are among the many my grandson took when we rented a cabin in the woods in October. My naked pictures will ensure my grandson has college money. He is selling them to his friends. Now of course, if he gets busted there will be no college and I may end up in an orange jumpsuit too but we have planned for it in advance. I have a zip drive with all my photos on it I use for work, my grandson will say he stole them. We will cover up the incest since he is not in any of the photos. I love posing for him. He gets such a boner filming his old granny naked. I love posing for him or anyone. I have long been an exhibitionist. I have big boobs and curves. Sure, I am not a super model, but I am a real woman and real women have curves. My grandson sold some of these pictures to a friend of his who offered to pay to have sex with me. I was flattered. I mean a teen boy using his hard-earned money to fuck me? I told my grandson to bring the boy over. I was not going to take his money, but I did plan on taking his virginity. A young stud fucks an old broad well. Better than any man her age. Jared became a man last night. And to think it is all because my grandson enjoys photographing his sexy granny. He is not only a great fuck, but he is also an awesome wingman.