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Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha is enjoying her summer. Are you enjoying yours? I had to have knee surgery a couple weeks ago. I guess a lifetime on my knees will cause knee issues once in your fifties! I took some time off from being a phone whore, but I am back in the swing of things. I still have mobility issues and a big old leg brace, but this is working well for me. I have my grand angels waiting on me hand and foot! They love catering to me too. I can sit in the ottoman with my leg propped up and they bring me dicks to suck and cunnies to rub. I may not be able to get down on my knees for another 6 weeks, but my great brood is taking such good care of me. This morning, my granddaughter used the vibrator on me so I could have a great orgasm. Then she licked my pussy to clean me up, giving me another good cum. Last night my oldest grandson gave me a sponge bath. He spent a very long time washing my big boobs and pussy. He was so hard soaping up my jugs, that I just had to suck his cock while he continued to give me a sponge bath. My little grand angels are great nursemaids. They know just how to take care of me and bring me what I need. They will wait on you hand and foot too, if you want to come over and get your cock sucked or play with a little bald pussy.

GILF Phone Sex Summer is Here

gilf phone sexIt’s a gilf phone sex summer so far. The grand angels are practically living at granny’s house for the summer. Even several of their friends are permanent fixtures. Little Robbie, this boy my middle granddaughter has a crush on, has been over every day this week. I thought he had a crush on her too, but his true feelings were revealed today. He cornered me in the laundry room while the other little ones were playing in the pool. He was coming on strong too. He said he heard I liked younger guys. Then he added he liked older women. This boy was barely to my thigh, yet talking like he been around the block and then some. I played his game. To be honest, I found his bravado charming at his age.  I like a cocky young boy. He was not that big. Honestly, at his age, he would fall out of my pussy, so I suggested he fuck my ass. Small cocks fit fine in my ass. I bent over the washer, spread my cheeks and told him to show me how much he liked mature sexy women. He pounded my ass. I was impressed. My big knockers were hitting the washer making a racket too. He didn’t last long. I was certain for all his talk, I was his first woman period. When he gets a bit taller and a tad longer, he will fuck my pussy like a porn star. I told him this had to be our little secret. I didn’t want my granddaughter thinking I stole her boy.

Mommy Phone Sex Cookout

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex is always popular during holidays. I understand why too. As an older mommy with grown boys who live away from home, the holidays, even the Fourth of July, reunites us. When you go home for a family cookout, all those feelings you had for your mother when you were a young boy, come flooding back. You look at your mother with lust in your eyes, thinking she looks just as good today as she did back then. My sons give me the same look. The only difference between me and your mommy is that I fucked my boys way back then. I fuck them now too. In fact, it is not a holiday without some fucking  their sexy mommy. The only fireworks I care about are the kind that shoot off inside of my pussy. I love being filled up with thick, creamy, boy batter. I was flipping burgers naked when my oldest son came up behind me with his hard cock pressed up against my back. I told him to be careful. I didn’t want to roast his hot dog; I just wanted to slip it into my bun. I moved away from the grill so I could bend over the picnic table. I spread my ass cheeks wide. Suddenly, everyone stopped what they were doing and gathered around. My youngest son came around to the other end of the table so he could fondle my breasts. My oldest son slid his dog deep into my old bun. My big titties bounced and swayed as he hammed away in my backdoor in the back yard. The little grand angles even stopped dead in their tracks to watch their hot granny get fucked by their daddies. We had the best time. We fucked, we grilled, we played in the pool and then we fucked some more. What are holidays like for you? They should be about family fucking.

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Sexy Grandmas and the Secret to Looking Young

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas live everywhere. I hear women talking about how they hope they age as well as Susan Sarandon or Jessica Lange. When I hear women talk like that, I ask them how their mommas aged. My daughters are all excited to age as gracefully as I have aged. I have a secret to aging gracefully, however. Fucking and boy batter. Two secrets actually. Fucking keeps the stress away and cum acts as an anti aging cream. I have been swallowing boy batter and getting creamy facials since the early 90s. I don’t use Botox or even expensive skin lines.  I make sure to get at least two loads of cum to my face a day, preferably at night and in the morning. I usually get more than that, but that is the minimum goal. Boy cum is the best. I am almost 60, but no one would ever guess that. I am lucky because I have 3 sons and 3 grandsons. All love to contribute to making me look youthful. My grandsons are at the age my sons were when I discovered the benefits of jizz to the skin. The younger the boy, the more chock full of nutrients his boy batter is for the skin. If you have a sexy granny or mommy who isn’t aging well, offer to come on her face. I bet you will see a world of difference overnight. Cum does an old face good.

Sexy Gilf Gang Bang

sexy gilfA sexy GILF is something every boy needs in his life. That’s what my grandsons tell me. Three of my grandsons are staying with me for the summer. They love grandma’s house. I have an in ground pool in the back yard. I have a hot tub. I have a large recreation room with a big TV and Xbox. Plus, I have a pool table. Essentially, my home is one big P trap. You would think I was a dirty old P man because I have all the tricks needed to lure young ones to my home. Only thing missing is a basket of puppies.  I don’t have to trick boys, however. They flock to me. I have big natural breasts, a phat ass and I am very touchy feely with young boys. Did I mention that when at grandma’s place, clothes are optional? My grandsons can’t remain quite about all the fun we have because they are getting pussy and boys brag about pussy, especially sexy granny pussy. Because they can’t keep a secret about getting fucked all summer long, I ended up with a few extra boys at the house the other night. I am not complaining in the slightest! Naked pool party. Naked everything! I am sure you can guess what happened when I was alone with 8 school boys at the peak of their sexual curiosity! It was a granny gang bang. One of the boys fancies himself a future porn director; he captured my boy train on film. It is amazing the quality of cell phones. I wanted some pictures for myself so I got out the old polaroid camera. It still works even though it is a technological relic these days. Every P man or woman wishes they still had theirs. I used to take naked pictures of my offspring when they were my grand angels’ age. In fact, I broke out the shoe boxes filled with old family fucking photos and showed the boys my porn stash. Of course, that got them all hard again!

Mommy Phone Sex

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex is how I became a dirty granny. Incest was not foreign to me being raised sharing a bedroom with my brother until I graduated high school. Put two young people together of the opposite sex, it wouldn’t matter if they were Siamese twins, they would fuck like animals. Think Flowers in the Attic without the crazy mother and grandma. Of course, if I fucked my brother, I was not against fucking my own sons when they were born. Incest never hurt my brother or me. My brother is a genius with a fantastic job. I am college educated with a great incest phone sex job and a big brood of offspring and grand angels. I haven’t done bad for myself either. Even my sons and daughters have wonderful jobs, great partners and some little ones. My youngest daughter has a daughter with her older brother. That grand angel is a double grand baby when you think about it. That little angel is walking and blabbering now. She doesn’t speak coherent sentences yet, however she does like cock. She likes her daddy’s dick and her uncles’ cocks as well. You train them early on cock, that is the key to raising a cock sucking whore. Perhaps, a girl can be too young to fuck, but there is no such thing as too young to swallow cum or suck dick, right? Want to join my family?

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Sexy GILF Threesome

sexy gilfSexy GILF Sam is the the handle I’m using on Tinder. I thought it might attract some young guys who have granny fantasies. Boy did it. My inbox was full of messages the moment I created my profile. That meant my box would soon be full of young cock. I hooked up last night with a recent high school graduate. In fact, he went to the same school as my oldest grandson. I was hoping they knew each other. Dreams do cum true. When Evan arrived to fuck this granny, my grandson was there. There was an awkward moment at first before Evan realized his sexy granny is a family slut. I suggested a threesome. That made both lad’s cocks hard instantly.  I pulled their pants off to see what I would be working with. Evan had a seriously surprising cock. In fact, he was so thick and long my grandson developed some performance anxiety. I think he felt like the lesser boy in comparison. I assured him it’s the motion of the ocean that matters most to me. Sure, a big cock feels good, but so does a tongue and fingers.  Turns out Evan was a virgin who wanted to hook up with a mature woman to teach him some skills. My grandson showed Evan how to make a granny scream. He licked the alphabet on my clit while his school pal stroked his young virgin dick. I told him not to cum. I wanted to edge Evan so he would last once inside me. Young boys cum quickly. It is a mature woman’s duty to teach them some stamina. After I squirted on my grandson’s face, I invited Evan between my legs. He must have been taking notes because he did it better than my grandson. I gave Evan that glazed donut look right before I made him a man. Don’t you wish your first fuck was a hot mature woman like me?

It’s Granny and Mommy Phone Sex with Me

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex calls make up about half of my calls. The other half of my calls are for grandma sex. I am happy either way because I am a real life dirty mom and a dirty granny. Incest is my way of life. My incest life began with my brother, continued with my uncle, but was solidified when I started birthing brats. I had 6 offspring with two baby daddies; three daughters and three sons. The husbands are long gone, but my sons and daughters are still staples in my life. It is wonderful to see my family come full circle. Now, most of my brood has started having families of their own. Families that I get to be a major part of too. Seeing how my sons and daughters raise their little ones the way I raised them makes me so very happy. Incest sex brings families together; it is not my experience that it is physiologically or emotionally damaging. My sons and daughters are prime examples that incest never hurt them. Their progeny are prime examples too. My grand angels are popular, smart and good little humans, just as their parents were at their age. They love their grandma so much too. With the summer here, they hang out at grandma’s house more. I don’t mind being the summer babysitter either. I get to lounge naked outside by the pool with them while I talk dirty. Sometimes, often times, they are in ear shot, at least eye shot, of when I am talking dirty with you. They enjoy hearing me tell guys about dirty times with their parents.  I am a phone sex mommy and a phone sex granny. Incest is a way of life for me and my own. I would love to help make it a life for you and your own too.

Sexy Granny Sam Loves Van Halen

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha is enjoying summer break. My oldest grandson has an upcoming birthday. He is a rocker boy. Loves rock music and playing guitar, not as much as fucking his grandma, however. When he was a little guy, I bought him Guitar Hero, where he discovered Michael Anthony of Van Halen, my rock gods. I love Van Halen, so when I heard Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham, the son of John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, were touring together as a band, I decided to surprise him for his birthday with an overnight excursion to Ohio. Sammy Hagar with Van Halen is my favorite rock band. I booked us a room in a spa hotel. We had our own pool and hot tub and were minutes from the venue. We had a blast. My grandson got to see me flash my big boobies to rock gods. Sammy Hagar gave a shout out to my big boobs too. My grandson had such a hard on seeing all the attention my concert boobies garnered. I won’t lie. I would have gone back staged and fucked the shit out of Sammy Hagar or Michael Anthony, but this was a celebration of the day my son brought me my first grandson to fuck. I was high and drunk after seeing my favorite rock gods. That was good for my grandson.  My teen grandson got head in the hot tub. He got to fuck me in the pool. Plus, he got his first underwater head in the pool. After he came about a dozen times while we blasted Van Halen music, he turned his attention to my my wet granny pussy. I sat on the edge of the pool while my grandson licked the words to the Van Halen song, “Don’t Tell Me What Love Can Do.” I showed Sammy Hagar my boobs. I fucked my grandson and celebrated his birthday to our favorite band. It was a great night.

Grandma Phone Sex Summer

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex summer is here boys. Who wants to visit their granny? All my grand angels love hanging out with their grandma. Did you like going to your grandma’s house? I’m not your typical granny. I don’t make cookies and squeeze your cheeks. I may squeeze your balls, however. This granny can’t keep her hands off her cute boys. I like to put more than my hands on my grandsons too. My mouth doesn’t just give pecks. My mouth devours the little hairless cocks and balls. I am greedy when it comes to boy cocks and boy cum.  I am a dirty granny in case you didn’t guess that. Personally, I think that is the best kind of granny. When you spend the weekend with me, you will never want to leave. You won’t want to play with your friends or spend hours gaming either. Sexy grandmas like myself enjoy naked twister and hide the pickle. We like to spend quality time with our grandsons naked and learning the joys of sex. Summer has just begun. My pool is open. My legs are spread. Granny can’t wait for your visit. Pack your bag and spend the weekend with your sexy and horny grandma.