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Grandma Phone Sex: Who Wants Granny’s Pussy Pie?

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is a great holiday break. If you had a granny like me, you would not have minded going to grandma’s house for Thanksgiving. I have a house full right now of my offspring and their offspring. The house smells like pie and sex still. We were making pies yesterday morning as a family, and well things got messy. Something about food and sex that goes so well together. I was horny because all my mother fuckers were under one roof with me again. Not sure how it happened, but I ended up on the kitchen island with canned pumpkin on my tits and pussy, plus whip cream all over me. My grand angels gathered around my body like I was their Thanksgiving feast and dined on granny and pussy pumpkin pie. I was so wet and sticky, but that is the best way to be. I got a lot of boy gravy too. My sons and grandsons love seeing me spread wide covered in food. We have always enjoyed food play in my house.  Fuck the turkey. Granny is what got stuffed.  Best family fucking Thanksgiving day ever.  I can’t wait for the leftovers. Want some of my special granny pie?

I’m Thankful for Family Fucking

family fuckingFamily fucking is what I am thankful for. One of my granddaughters had to do a school paper on Thanksgiving. The paper included interviewing as many of her family members as she could to find out what they are thankful for too. Now of course, she had to leave off the fucking part for the school project, but she is grateful that she has a dirty family who believes in the motto “a family that plays together, stays together.” This holiday we have a fucking tradition. Everyone in my big kinky family including all 6 of my offspring, all 7 of my grand babies and my brother will be under one roof for 5 days for the stuff the best incest phone sex calls are made of. Each year the youngest members of the family get inaugurated into the family way. This year that is a baby girl just learning to crawl and a baby boy whose balls still have not dropped yet. As the matriarch of our kinky clan, I always get to decide who has the honors of which little virgin; but before our family time is over, we all enjoy a go at the newest inductees into our incest way of life. I think my oldest son is going to fuck my youngest granddaughter, his niece. He fucked her mother all the time growing up. He is 9 years older than my youngest daughter, so I know he likes tight little cunnies. Do you? I think I want my baby grandson’s hairless dick all to myself. He is so young, that when he cums he will sound like a little girl still. I love teaching the boys in this family how to take care of their women. I may be greedy in that I sometimes want first dibs at the boy cock, in the end, this sexy mommy shares all the little ones in the family with the not so little ones.

Incest Phone Sex with a Sexy Granny

incest phone sexThis incest phone sex granny didn’t get much sleep last night.  I am not complaining, however. My middle grandson spent the night as did his little school friend whose parents are out of town. That little friend has been staying with my daughter and her husband, but they had to go out of town for a funeral, so I have the boys through Monday. My grandson’s school pal has discovered the joys of masturbation. Not sure if it is from being in my house, or just the right age, but that boy was slapping his little meat stick so loud, it woke the dead. My grandson slept through it all. I was trying to ignore him. I knew if I saw his little pecker I would commit a crime. I am weak for young dick. Normally, I have no moral compass when it comes to young boys, but this boy I know nothing about. Didn’t want him telling his folks granny Sammy molested him. I put the pillow over my head and tried to sleep. Didn’t work. The jack off sounds got louder. As it turned out, they just got closer. I took the pillow off to see my grandson’s friend standing next to my bed with his dick out. He told me my grandson told him I would know how to take care of him. That I did. I blew that little boy bedside. I got a healthy dose of boy protein before I even started my day. I let him take a pair of my sexy granny panties to school. I made sure  to get him a really ripe pair. I told him to jack off in my panties while at school. I promised him a good fuck when the boys came home. I don’t think the lad will tell anyone. What was I thinking. Boys never tell. They want dirty old women to molest them. I bet you did too.

The Sexy Gilf and the Little Pro

sexy gilfThis sexy GILF was very naughty this weekend. My daughter was out of town, so she asked me to babysit my second youngest granddaughter. She is such a little doll baby. She is a P magnet too. Anytime I take her out in public, all eyes are on her. She looks like a little beauty pageant girl. She has lots of blonde locks. She loves to wear the cutest little frilly dresses. She is a cock tease. Her mom says she doesn’t know she gets all the men hard, but I disagree. I think she knows exactly what she is doing and loves it. Men give her “prezzies” and money according to her. I asked her what she does for those things. “I’m just adorable, granny. That’s all,” she replies with a smile. That is most certainly true.  I decided to take her to the mall on Sunday wearing her Sunday best dress. She had on white frilly underwear too so when she bent over, all the dirty old pervs popped wood in their pants. We walked around holding hands as she licked an ice cream cone. The men were going crazy. So much head turning.  My granddaughter acted oblivious, but she wasn’t. When one guy stood right in front of us boldly asking her name, she winked at me and asked him if he wanted a special date. I was in shock and awe. At her age she knew how to milk men. It is an inherited trait I guess. The gentleman looked at me with a boner in his pants in disbelief. “Make your deal with her, she is in charge,” I informed him. She negotiated like a pro for top dollar. I let him escort her to  the family bathroom. I so wanted to watch. Is that wrong? I listened at the door, however. She was in pain from the noises she was making and he was happy from the ones he was making. She emerged a little messy, smelling like sex , but a smile on her face and a wad of cash in her hands. I was impressed. My little angel is a little pro.

Sexy Grandmas Like Trains: Boy Trains

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are all over the place these days. In my generation, grandmas were little blue haired ladies who made you cookies and smelled funny. Nothing sexy about them at all. Times have changed. The Internet is filled with hot mature women who are over 40. Take me for example. I am in my 50s. I have 6 offspring who bore me 7 offspring. Would you look at me and think granny? Maybe you would think cougar or MILF, but a grandma is not the first thing that comes to mind when you look at me. Trust me. I get that all the time. I picked up my teen grandson from school yesterday. A few of his friends were waiting with him. One of the boys called me Mrs. Belmonte, which is his mother’s name. I just said, “oh how sweet, but I am his grandma.” They all gasped and looked at one another in amazement. One of the boys said, “Dude, your grandma is smoking.” Not going to lie, the flattery of a few teen boys made my pussy really wet. I asked if they wanted to come hang out at our house. I teased them with the lure of video games. I was secretly hoping being hot was all the lure I needed. I wanted a teen gang bang. Those young  boys could pull a train on this sexy granny any day. They did to. Almost as soon as we got in the house. Their book bags dropped to the ground and their cocks came out. I fell to my knees like a greedy granny whore. Did your grandma ever blow you and your friends? Well, I did a lot more than blow. I got trained by horny teen boys. Once I was filled up with cum, however, I let them play video games. I bet you wish I was your granny, don’t you?

This Mommy Phone Sex Slut is a Sexy Granny Too

mommy phone sexAttention mommy phone sex lovers: I am the best of both worlds. I am a dirty mom with 6 offspring and a P granny with 7 little grand angels.  What I did with my offspring, I now do with my grand angels, just started playing with them a lot younger. Boys and girls are sexualized younger now because of the Internet. Thank God! I remember the first time my oldest granddaughter wanted to play with my big jugs. She was half the age that my daughter was when she showed interest in my body. Girls are all curious about sex. Just some develop that curiosity earlier than others. I asked my granddaughter when she saw real boobs before. Her reply was simple, “Internet porn granny.” I should have known better.  She was knee high and already knew  her sexy granny had bigger jugs than porn stars. I let her play with them. She licked whip cream off of my big tits while I played with her little cunnie.  She was sucking her cousins’ cocks not long after that too. I love the modern age. It is like I get to be a dirty mommy all over again, just a better, naughtier version. Want to join me? One of the many differences from P mommy to P granny is I share now. I have grandsons and granddaughters. Pick your poison.

GILF Phone Sex Halloween

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex the day after Halloween is filled with naughty stories. I always volunteer to take my grand angels trick or treating. I am a dirty old woman. A predator like you who enjoys the young ones. Going around town with my own little brood got me pretty worked up. I saw this little boy in a Spiderman costume. The red body suit hugged his little body so well, I could see his tiny little package. I licked my lips as I watched him go door to door with us begging for candy. My youngest granddaughter knew that look in my eyes. “That’s Zach, granny. He is my grade,” she informed me. When she added that  she could invited him over for a candy exchange, I thought to myself,  “I can’t love this girl any more if I tried.”  She went up to him and invited him over after trick or treating. He agreed. The little ones love to exchange candy. My baby girls love the sweet candy, while the boys prefer the chocolate bar candy.

When Zach arrived, I was dismayed that his dad was with him. I had to change up my game plan. Daddy, however, was eyeballing my little granddaughter so I thought, perhaps a trade like the candy? I started talking to him, pulled it out of him that he had fantasies about young girls. I made him an indecent proposal that made his dick rock hard. Would you let me play with your little boy if I let you play with my little granddaughter? Hell yes you would. I escorted my little Spiderman to my bedroom, while his daddy took my granddaughter to the guest room. The rest of my grand angels watched scary movies and exchanged candy. I made Spiderman a real man. He was my treat. My granddaughter got pumped full of man seed in her little cunnie. She was a trick for her friend’s daddy. She is so good to help her sexy granny out like that. She is my little wing man. How was your Halloween?

Sexy Granny Has a Young Treat for You

sexy grannyThis sexy granny loves Halloween. My little slutkins modeled their Halloween costumes for me this morning, because tomorrow it is the city wide trick or treating. My youngest granddaughter is going as Wonder Woman. Her outfit is so sexy it made me pull out my dildo and start playing with my pussy. I was excited because I was thinking of all the dirty daddies that would see my little treat tomorrow night and want a trick. She is still a virgin so her pink puffy pussy is going to be the best treat for any man. At that age they are so tight. With enough lube, however, anything fits.  Plus there is always the ass too. A tiny little rosebud can actually accommodate bigger things than a baby girl pussy. Did you know that? My little Wonder Woman can suck cock like a superhero too. Tomorrow night is going to be so much fun. Hopefully, we meet the right dirty daddy to really turn my little super girl into a real wonder woman.

Mommy Phone Sex with My Granddaughters

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex? Hell yes. Cum to mommy! Now that I am a grandma, I have a little army of sex slaves, but they will never replace my sons or my daughters. My offspring have not aged out because they started having little ones of their own. I have a few offspring with no brats yet, so they have more time for me. My eldest son has a wife, a young daughter and me to fuck. You can guess who has the least priority in that equation. My youngest son, however, is in college and the only woman he ever wants is his mommy. None of those college coeds drain his balls like me. He paid me a surprise visit last night. He lives on campus, but is local. I was so excited to see him. A couple of his nieces were over and thought for sure those tight little bald cunnies would be tempting, but he only had eyes for his mommy’s well fucked old pussy and ass. My granddaughters watched as their uncle fucked their sexy granny. I was so wet from my son’s hard cock. Lately, I have been getting a lot of boy dick, which I love, but those boy dicks are not as big as my sons’ cocks. I think my granddaughters were a little jealous that they were not getting any dick. I rewarded them for being good girls and waiting quietly while granny fucked. Once my son busted his nuts inside my pussy, my precious angels crawled between my legs to get some protein. They love the taste of cum in my pussy. My son was in amazement over how they gobbled up every last drop of his cum.  In such amazement that he came all over their cherub little faces. He had enough jizz for mommy and his nieces. Do you?

GILF Phone Sex: Granny Wants to Play

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex means you get to bust a nut with a smoking hot grandma. Don’t knock it until you have tried it. Do I look like a typical granny? I’m in my 50s now, but I fuck more as a granny than I ever did as a MILF. Those little boys and some little girls love my big fat tits. I picked up my granddaughter at school yesterday. She had a little friend with her. She asked me if he could hang out with us until his parents got home because he lost his house keys. You know I didn’t say no. In fact, my granddaughter knew I would not say no to that either. She knows me so well. He was like a trick or treat present for me. When we were back at the house, I made them a snack and supervised their homework. Once that was done we could play!

We sat on the couch watching a movie. Our little house guest nestled between me and my granddaughter. I unzipped his pants, pulled out his little hairless dicky and started to stroke. My granddaughter giggled, then said, “I told you she wouldn’t take long to touch your dick.” Apparently, they concocted the lost keys stories so I would be okay  with him being over. Please. Like this sexy granny ever says no to a young one hanging out with us. When I realized this had been planned, I got off the couch, knelt in front of him and blew his little cock and balls. He blew his nut sauce in 30 seconds or less. Well, it was his first blowjob. Bet you didn’t last much longer, did you? He wanted to fuck me, but his cock was so tiny no way would I feel it nor would it stay in. I let him fuck my ass while I licked my granddaughter’s bald slit. He lasted a few minutes longer that time. I had my little angel girl suck his boy batter out of my asshole. I told her she should invite more school friends over.