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Selling My Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsMy grandsons love taking sexy grandma pics of me. I thought they just wanted them for their spank bank. Originally, they were at school all day and could not access porn on their laptops or phones. The school wifi blocks all adult sites including this site. They like spooging to my pics when not with me. They know how to hide naughty pics on their phones. According to my oldest grandson, there are a million apps designed to hide things from parents who snoop on their sons and daughters’ phones. They are not hiding pictures from me or even their parents. Just frumpy school personnel in case their phones get confiscated. There is no school right now, just virtual learning. They are with me most of the daytime hours. I started wondering why the urgency for all the sexy granny pictures. I posed for several yesterday, then they immediately disappeared in the basement. I was curious what they were up too. A friend of mine who has no clue about our dirty family lifestyle told me how to hack their phones through the cloud thing. She uses it to make sure her grand angels are not sending naked selfies to people or talking to perverts. I encourage talking to perverts and sharing naked selfies. So, I hacked my oldest grandson’s phone and it took me awhile to navigate it, but I found out what he was up too. He is selling my naked pictures to school aged boys. I was not sure if I was appalled or proud. I mean he is putting me in jeopardy with the law if my naked pictures are found on the phones of young boys. On the other hand, he is making great money off this sexy GILF naked too. Boys who have access to porn when not at school are paying to see me naked? I confronted him when he came back upstairs. I asked him if he wanted some dildo shots to sell his friends. I think I am more proud than appalled, LOL.

Mature Sexy Women Can be Wet Nurses

mature sexy womenMature sexy women have decades of experience. I think that is why younger guys love us so much. They know we can teach them a thing or two. The younger they are the more knowledge they need. Also, the more obsessed they are with boobs too. I had a hot random encounter yesterday that sent me straight home to masturbate. I was at the grocery store. I bent over to grab some cereal that was on the bottom shelf. I heard little footsteps running towards me. Before I could stand up, little hands grabbed my left tit. The shirt I was wearing was tight, but nothing prevents 44 EEs from hanging down. I heard a woman gasp and start yelling. A little boy thought it was feeding time. He saw my boob hanging down and ran towards me for a feeding. His mom was mortified. I just laughed. These jugs have not had milk for over 20 years. I stood up with a little boy not even knee high attached to my boob. A tug of war ensued with the mom trying to pull her boob obsessed boy off my tit. I was still laughing even though we now had a small audience watching in shock. The mom apologized. She breastfed him too long she said. Can you really breast feed too long? If I still had milk in my boobies, I would still be nursing. I am always willing to be a wet nurse. My cunt was wet from the experience. I was not sure if anyone would smell my arousal or not. I just wanted to suck his little peter and rub my clit, but I was in the cereal aisle at Kroger. I might have been arrested. This sexy granny went home and masturbated thinking of all the naughty things I would do to that boy if he were my grandson.

Incest Phone Sex and Jack off Instructions with Granny

incest phone sexSo many men call me for incest phone sex. I love it. I’m a dirty mommy and granny. I raised my sons and daughters in an open family. I seduced my brother when I was a young teen girl. Then I seduced my uncle when I was in college. After I divorced my husband, I started fucking my sons. I did not need lovers I had teen boys in the house happy to take care of mommy. Now, I have young grandsons around to take care of me. Two of my grandsons spent the weekend with me. They jack off all the time when near me. At first, they thought something was wrong with them. One of them asked me a while ago if it was normal to think of his sexy granny while masturbating. If I am the grandma, yes. Hell, I think masturbation to any grandma is normal. There are so many sexpot grannies like me in the world now. When he first asked me if what he was doing was normal, I suggested he touch his dick in front of me. I masturbated too. I teach all the boys in this family from my sons to my grandsons how to jack off.  He had his first cum with his granny. I was so proud of him. I was happy I could be a part of that special moment for him. Most of my sons and grandsons have their first cum with me or at least their first great cum. Most of the boys were touching it and pulling at it, but just did not know how to make themselves cum yet. Sexy grandmas have an obligation to spread knowledge. And, there is no better knowledge than how to make yourself cum. I love to teach the little ones about the joys of self-love.  Maybe, I can teach you some things too?

Full of Kinky Incest Sex Fantasies

incest sexI am full of incest sex stories and fantasies. I often masturbate thinking of the more brutal things that could be done to my little grand angels. I love them. They are my flesh and blood. They are family. BUT. They can be unruly and time consuming too. Especially, right now with virtual learning. I have been out of school over 40 years. They do not do anything the way I learned. While they took a nap yesterday, I played with my pussy. I had this hot fantasy about a man like you stopping by for some discipline. I bet you could punish some young pussy with your big hard cock, right? I was getting so wet thinking of my precious young girls being dick spinners for some sexy older man like you. Of course, the boys could be punished too. They never get any male on male action. And I know some of you out there could use a tight boy ass to fuck. When you think about it, from behind, boys and girls of a certain age all look the same anyway.  I was so horny masturbating to my grand angels being sexually violated by you, that I fucked those asses and cunts with a strap-on when they woke up. I am a sexy granny, but I can be a bad granny too.

Sexy Grandmas Masturbating

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas masturbating is how young boys learn female anatomy. I have an open family. What does that mean? Well, it means that I am naked around the house. It means I touch myself whenever I want. It always means I fuck whomever I want too. And all in front of the other members in the house. My grand angels grow up seeing me fuck their parents, siblings and cousins. They see me pleasuring myself whenever the urge strikes me. It is a beautiful thing to grow up watching a woman take care of herself. My youngest grandson is with me most days now since his mother has to work and school is on hold. I try to teach him some basics but he seems to only want to study one thing, the anatomy of his sexy granny. He is starting to pull on his little dick. He has no swimmers yet, but he does have some yummy sweet fluid that oozes out his little pecker when he watches me play with my cunt. Yesterday, before he arrived, I was masturbating. I was still playing with my cunt when my daughter dropped him off. She was running late, so she never came inside. He just followed the sexy moaning noises and watched me. This time was different, however, because he took off his pants. Normally, he just stares at me and smiles. Now, he was pulling at his hairless willy with eyes as big as the sky. I was thinking maybe he was ready to fuck me. His dick was just a couple inches long and not thick yet. My pussy is not tight, but I could let him thrust his little peepee inside me and make him a man. I scooped him up and laid him on top of me. He knew just what to do from watching me play with my dildos. He put his little pecker inside me, pumped and came. He did not last long and I did not feel it, but I told him it was the best I have felt in ions. He was so proud of himself. I was proud of him too. My little boy is a man now.

Sexy Granny Pampering

sexy grannyThis sexy granny got spoiled by her teen grandson yesterday. We had an entire day together. It included a 5-mile hike in wilderness. I normally prefer my exercise horizontally, but he wanted to hike and get some exercise, so my old ass went traipsing through the forest. When it started to rain unexpectedly, we dodged under a rock formation. We fucked until the rain cleared. I am praying I do not get poison ivy anywhere, lol. When we got home, I was sore. My grandson said he wanted to pamper me. It began with a sensual bubble bath. He drew the water for me, helped me in and washed my back and my hair. Of course, he slid a few fingers into my wet bald pussy as he was washing my back. Finger fucked me to a pretty intense cum. When I got out of the tub, he toweled me off, sat me on the edge of my bathtub and licked my pussy. Made me cum again, this time all over his face.

He even carried me into my bedroom and spent the rest of the day worshiping my bald beaver after a sensual back massage to work out the kinks. As much as I wanted his big young throbbing cock, he denied me. Sexy grandmas do not get denied by their horny teen grandsons. I was in shock. He said it was about time someone take care of me the way I deserve. He spent hours between my legs eating and fingering my pussy. In fact, I may be suffering from dehydration today from all the orgasms he gave me. It was the post hike pampering I needed. My grandson’s tongue and fingers worked better magic than any spa day could provide. I have never felt more relaxed in all my life. And, I am certain I have never glowed this much. Maybe, I will hike more with him if I am going to be treated like a queen afterwards.

Mature Sexy Women Love to Fuck to 80s Rock

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Mature sexy women grew up on 80s rock. You know what I am talking about, right? Big hair signing dudes in spandex pants. I love fucking to 80s rock. I am not a fan of all 80s hairbands, but a few I still listen to like Bon Jovi and Def Leppard. One of my favorite songs in my younger years was Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar on Me.” I was not a dirty mommy yet when that song first came out. I go to rock festivals with my offspring all the time. Sadly, our yearly festivals were benched because of this virus. In fact, we have not seen a concert since February. Music is important in this family. Mature sexy women like me love to fuck to good old 80s rock. I decided, to bring the music to us. I invited everyone over and went old school 80s rock with them. I teased my blonde hair until it had its own zip code like my boobs. I put on some spandex pants and an off the shoulder spandex top. I even did my make-up 80s style. I had my old boom box blaring Def Leppard. I was drinking wine and cooking when the family arrived. Grandma’s house smelled like weed too. I went all out to recreate the 80s for some family fun. My sons and daughters know all about my love for 80s rock. I have been fucking them to the music of hair bands for decades. My grand angels, however, think the 80s is like ancient history. I took off my spandex pants and put candy in my cunt while Def Leppard sang “Pour Some Sugar on Me, Baby.” All my little angels have sweet tooth’s. I told them it was this very 80s song that gave me the idea to put candy in my cunt to feed them. That song and Kiss’s “Lick it Up.” My older offspring learned how to eat my pussy during this very same thing. I love that I can bring in the music of my younger years to the family fun. Mature sexy women are their dirtiest to some old school 80s rock.

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Family Fucking Getaway with My Daughters

family fuckingThe last weekend in August has always been a daughters’ getaway. I have daughters who I do not get to see as often as I want because they are grown, and this virus has complicated our getaways. I thought we might have to cancel it, but I promised them a girls’ weekend and I gave it to them. We were each in charge of bringing something. I scored a cabin in the mountains not far from us equipped with a hot tub and a fire pit. I brought the games to entertain us. My youngest daughter brought the booze. My middle daughter brought the food and my oldest girl brought the sex toys. She had a suitcase full of vibrators and dildos. I thought family fucking was long overdue. I have fun with my sons, why not my daughters too?  First night, we got drunk drinking wine in the hot tub. My daughters are total sluts like me and could not wait to get kinky. We played all the time when they lived at home. It was easier to have time together before they had jobs and families that pulled them away from mommy time. Not sure which of my girl’s cunts tastes better. My daughters’ pussies are such sweet taboo fruit. I started the games by having them take off their clothes and stack themselves on top of each other so I could lick their pussies simultaneously. Pure genius on my part. Their pussies were so wet and dripped into my mouth. It was like a fountain of love nectar pouring over my lips. I think I came with no one even touching me. I had no idea how much I missed eating their pussies. After I got their love juices flowing, it really was an incest sex fuck fest. We used fingers, vibrators, tongues, double sided dildos, even some garden vegetables to get each other off. We fucked in front of the fire, in the hot tub, in the rain forest style shower, in the bed with the mirror above it (bonus) and even in the leaves by the bonfire. It felt like we were taken over by some Sapphic witches. We were dancing naked by the fire, drinking out of wine bottles and eating pussy. We fucked all weekend. We have decided that we are going to make sure we have more girl time regardless what is going on in the world. We already booked another cabin in the woods for 5 days in October. We are bringing the young girls in the family too on that trip.  

GILF Phone Sex

gilf phone sexSome little boys were peeping through my window this morning. It was something straight out of one of my sexy gilf phone sex calls. I acted like I had no clue I had peepers. No schoolboy is at school in my state. They are on their own during the day while their parents work. I home school my grand angels and babysit some other brats occasionally, but these young lads I did not know. But I was happy to contribute to their education. I got naked in my dining room and started playing with my cunts and tits. No doubt the boys were jacking their little dicks. I was getting wet knowing I had some young peepers. I took time spreading my sexy granny pussy lips. I fingered my cunt, played with my dildo too and sucked my huge ass titties acting like I had no clue I was being watched. One boy hit his head on the window. That was my clue to suddenly know I was being watched. I ran outside and told them to come inside. They scurried away thinking they were in trouble. Hopefully, they will come back sometime because I would love a granny gang bang. I bet you would too.

Sexy Granny Sammy is All About That Base

sexy grannyMy middle granddaughter is obsessed with that song “All About That Bass.” It is several years old, but she heard it on the radio recently and cannot stop singing it. She walks around the house naked singing about having all the right junk in all the right places while twerking her little butt. Now, her sexy granny has an ample ass! I thought the song was about a bass guitar when it first came out. My teen grandson explained to me that it is a song to celebrate junk in the trunk. I guess it is a pop version of ZZ Top’s Tush or that Baby Got Back song from the 90s. I love songs that celebrate a woman’s ass. I have a big booty. I am proud of my thick juicy round ass. Guys have been in awe of my junk in the trunk for years. I am glad to know that there are plenty of men out there who recognize that a fat ass is a beautiful thing.  My granddaughter does not have much of an ass yet. Maybe in a few more years she will fill out, but right now she has a young girl’s little bubble butt. It is cute and twerkable, but not big like mine. We put together a Booty playlist that included songs like Fat Bottomed Girls, Rumpshaker, Bootylicious, Shake Your Booty, and many others. I am likely way too old to be twerking, but it was hot watching my granddaughter shake her butt in front of my face like a dirty stripper. I buried my face in her sweet ass as it was shaking up and down and side to side. I pulled her cheeks apart and rimmed her perfect rosebud. Licked up and down her taint, even slid a finger in her ass. She kept twerking as I finger fucked her tight asshole. While songs were playing to celebrate a woman’s ass, I was giving my grand girl her first rim job. Sexy grandmas are all about that bass too.