Tag: Sexy Granny

I have plenty of sexy grandma pics for you!

sexy grandma picsMy grandson is off to summer camp and I sure am going to miss him terribly! He asked me to make sure to send him lots of sexy grandma pics while he is gone so that he will have something to look at after lights out… now who could say no to that? Not this grandma right here, that’s for sure! I made sure to start taking some sexy pictures the day that he left so that he wouldn’t have to go a single day without looking at all my sexy pics! I do hope he was having fun masturbating to my pics… and even though this is probably wrong of me to say so… I hope that he shared my sexy pics with everyone in his cabin too! I love the idea of all those young boys jerking their little cocks while they think about a hot sexy granny like me, I know that if I was there I would be taking care of all of those hard dicks personally! God, wouldn’t that be amazing?? If I could go to camp with him and just do nothing but suck little cocks all day long and take turns fucking them all too. My pussy is dripping wet just thinking about it! I am going to have to see if I can set up a big sleepover for him when he gets back home, he can invite all of his camp buddies to come on over and have the wildest, sexiest night of their lives! This grandma loves young cock more than anything in the whole wide world so I am definitely going to have to make this happen very soon! Granny needs a gang bang from all those young boys, it will be the hottest night of my life, I just know it!

Incest Phone Sex Dirty Roleplays with a Sexy Granny

incest phone sexIncest phone sex calls are my favorite, especially when I get to role play about being an extra bad granny. I am a pretty naughty granny already. I started playing with my grand angels much earlier than I ever did with their parents. A lot has changed in the last 20 plus years. Little ones are sexualized much younger these days. My oldest grandson was telling me to show him my boobs before he was fully potty trained! My grand girls would rub their little bald slits in the bathtub before I even touched them. So the idea of making a special home movie with you and my grand angels gets me wet. I only have on grand girl with an intact hymen still. But, for the right price, she is all yours.  But trust me, I have several girls with very tight virgin asses still. And those girls that daddy beat you to the punch, I have been teaching them Cagle exercises so they keep their bald little snatches nice and tight. Of course, if you are black mailing me because you found my stash of sexy home movies, you can do whatever you want to any of my angels free of charge. The possibilities are endless with a dirty sexy granny like me.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

Grandma Phone Sex Fun

grandma phone sexHave you ever had grandma phone sex? I know it sounds weird at first. But keep in mind, all grandmas are nut hunched over, blue haired ladies who smell funny. I am a grandma. And guess what? All the young boys love me. Just like my sons loved me a few decades ago. My brats couldn’t wait to make me a grandma. In fact, they all wanted to give me more little ones to fuck. My oldest son loves watching me play with his brats. He is a work alcoholic, single dad. The only sex he really has is with his hand and his sexy mommy. My granddaughter is at the age his sister was when they started fucking. I have been grooming her for daddy. He needs a fuck buddy under his roof. There is no better fuck buddy for a man than his own daughter. Fucking a young tight girl for even a few minutes is like fucking a well used pussy like mine for a couple hours. I have been teaching her how to suck cock with her cousin’s dick. Now, her father has a bigger fuck toy than my grandson, but its always good to practice on a real cock than a dildo. Get young girls use to the taste of sperm. Her pussy is still tight, as is her ass. I want her daddy to be the only one enjoying the pleasure of those  tight holes. She is going to be the perfect partner for him. Daughters want to please their fathers more than mothers want to please their sons. I have schooled her in how to recognize when daddy needs an emergency blowjob too. What man doesn’t need a BJ after a tough day at work or while watching an intense game?  My son is going to be so surprised this weekend. We are going to Nashville Sunday and she is coming with us. I’m going to be there watching when he fucks his daughter for the first time. I can’t wait!

Dirty Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha wanted a new expensive outfit this weekend. I don’t like my sons to know I sometimes have money troubles. Well, when you have cute granddaughters who will do anything for their sexy granny, you don’t really have money troubles. Not for long at least. I snapped a few sexy pictures of my young angels. Nothing illegal, just very provocative. Dirty pictures in the sense that for P men, such pictures will make their perverted cocks twitch. Just the reaction I wanted. Those pics were not on my Face Book account for more than 10 minutes when friends and friends of friends were filling my box in the bad way with requests to get to know my girls better. I sold Lilly and Rose to the highest bidders. Men go crazy for school girl pussy, so they will pay top dollar for the tightest little honey pots. The younger the better and more profitable.  I dressed the girls up for their special dates. Cute little matching sundresses  with cotton panties and little sandals. I took them to a local motel no tell, where I met Jim and Brad. Older men, in their 40s with big wallets to spoil young princesses with; well that is what I told my grand girls. They love presents. They have been well trained on how to get presents too. This sexy granny is no newbie to exploiting young ones. I got them each situated in the adjoining rooms, then opened the door between the rooms so I could come and go between  my two grand angels getting violated. Makes my pussy drip to watch them being so nice to strangers.  Means I raised them well. Lilly and Rose are good cock suckers for their ages too. Watching a little girl stretch her mouth out on your cock while wrapping her tiny hands around your shaft is just so hot. The best is seeing their little butt holes take your fuck sticks. By the time both men had creamed, my little angels had stretched out holes with man seed running out of them. Oh, and I had a few extra grand to buy that sexy outfit and spoil my grand babies. I was so horny from watching my little whores in action, I fucked my teen grandson as soon as we got home from the mall. I love being a dirty granny.

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!

Sexy Granny Sammy Celebrates National Jelly Bean Day with Kinky Phone Sex Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny has a perverted mind! There is actually a day this week called National Jelly Bean Day. It is Friday, but I am going to be out of town on a sex romp excursion with my oldest son, so I thought I would celebrate the day a tad early with my young granddaughter Lilly. She loves candy. I make it no secret that I use candy in my pussy as a way to train the young ones to be good pussy and ass lickers. A candy filled cunt is something no young boy or girl can pass up. This morning, Lilly was home from school for a teacher/student conference day. I decide it was the perfect day to celebrate National Jelly Bean Day. I had a whole bag of jelly belly beans and regular jelly beans.  I mixed them in a bowl and informed Lilly that we were going to celebrate a day specifically designed for one of her favorite candies.  Her eyes lit up, she giggled and got really excited.

I had her on the couch with her legs spread. She asked if she could eat jelly beans out of my love hole like she has in the past. “Later you can honey, but today, I am going to eat them out of your sweet spot,” I informed her. I used a very small speculum on her tiny cunnie to open it up. I was creaming my panties looking deep inside her pink tight virgin cunt. I opened it as wide as I could without ruining her little fuck hole.  I started to pour the jelly beans down her cunnie. I filled her up until she was overflowing a rainbow of jelly beans. I removed the speculum slowly, she giggled as the candies tickled her insides. As I rubbed her little clitty, jelly beans dispensed out of her cunt into granny’s greedy mouth. I called in her brothers and cousins. She was like a dirty Pez dispenser. Rub her clit and out pops a jelly bean. I love kinky phone sex fun the whole family can enjoy.  Her pussy is still full of jelly beans. That little puffy slit looks like a chipmunk’s cheeks now. She is waiting for her daddy to come home from work to dispense the rest of the jelly beans. He loves eating his little angel’s candy filled cunnie. Bet you would too?

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Don’t you love sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love sexy grandma pics? I bet you do or you wouldn’t have stumbled across my page, now would you? Mhm, I knew you did, grandma knows all sweetheart and don’t you forget it! Anyway, did you ever wonder who was taking all these sexy granny pictures? Let me give you a hint, it’s not some boring professional photographer that’s for sure, I have my sweet and perfect grandson take all of my sexy pictures. He’s very good with a camera and he gets all the most flattering shots but by far the best part is that I get to fuck his brains out after he’s done taking pictures. The whole time he is clicking away, I can see his cock getting harder and harder and I know that he is waiting eagerly for grandma to come and suck it the way he likes best!

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Don’t worry sweetheart, this grandma will have plenty of time for you too… and right now my time is cheap as hell! Take a look at my specials, I bet you can find one that will work for you… now don’t keep granny waiting!

Incest Phone Sex: My Grandson is My Alarm Clock

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is the best  phone sex in my opinion. But as a dirty mommy and a dirty granny, I may be biased. I was sound asleep this morning. Partied a bit too hard last night and slept through my alarm. I was having a wet dream about my youngest grandson licking my pussy. Then I heard his voice say, “Granny you are going to be late for work.” His face was all shiny. I wasn’t dreaming. He had been between my legs eating my old puss. The proof was all over his face. “You want to be granny’s alarm  clock from now on,” I asked him. He nodded emphatically YES. I had him hop on top of me. He wasn’t done waking me up yet. I still felt groggy. He kissed me with my pussy juice glistening his face as I guided his little pecker inside my pussy. A few moans from him, assured me he was in my warm wet pink love canal. His pecker can’t fill me up quite yet, but I always tell him I feel every inch of his boy dick inside my fuck canal. He humps away while playing with my big fun bags too. He loves my 44 triple E’s. He can literally get lost between them! His boy cock was waking me the fuck up. Better than any alarm clock or coffee, that was for sure. I told him if he woke me up this way every morning I have to work, I would triple his allowance. He looked at me and said, “But granny, you don’t have to pay me. Licking your pussy and giving you my boy dick is not a chore.” My heart melted, my pussy gushed and he was spewing his boy batter inside his sexy granny.  Best way to start the day.

Grandma Phone Sex Stories

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex stories are plentiful with a dirty granny like me. I was having some adult fun with the married man next door. He is in his 30’s, a decade plus younger than me, but we all know the younger the better with me. I was babysitting one of my granddaughters. She is too young to be left alone, so I put some cartoons on for her and left her in the living room. My stud next door was giving me a show in my bedroom.  I was impaling my cougar pussy with a dildo watching him stroke his hard cock. The moment we were both coming, Lilly walked in the bedroom. She caught the jet blast of cum. She got coated in his jizz and my granny nectar. She giggled. “Taste like candy,” grandma. She has had her share of man seed in her bottle and sippy cup, but this was her first jet blast to the face like this. It was very hot watching her beam as she licked off the mixture of cum on her face. Made my stud come back to life in no time. “Be a good girl for granny, Lilly. Clean up the mess,” I told her as I directed her to my stud’s cock. I helped her lift it to her mouth. She held his hard dick like a bottle. Once she started sucking on  his candy dispenser, he started moaning. He had never had a young girl on his cock before, but he was enjoying it. I started fucking my pussy some more as it was a really hot show watching such a young girl suck on a man cock. She couldn’t get it all the way in her mouth, but she managed quite a bit for her age. I couldn’t just sit and watch. I got up so I could rub her bald cunnie. When he shot his “candy” down her throat, I kissed her so this sexy granny could have some candy too. I have such a sweet tooth for cum and young ones. What about you? What do you crave?