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Merry Christmas to everyone!

I am a grandmother and as a grandma, I like to make sure that everyone is included in all the holiday fun. That is why I am going to have a little fun and wish all of my international callers a happy holiday too!

gilf phone sexFirst up are my German callers, I would like to wish you a very Fröhliche Weihnachten! I hope that Sankt Nikolaus brings you all of the kinkiest nastiest presents you could ever hope for! Or if you have been a very naughty boy, maybe Krampus will come and see you to deliver the spankings you need to make you a good boy again!

grandma phone sexNext up my lovely Spanish callers Feliz Navidad to you all! I hope that you have all been very good boys so that Papá Noel will bring you everything you desire! I know that you are always good boys for me so I am quite sure that he will have something special for you!

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 Last but definitely not least; I would like to say to my Russian callers, С Рождеством вас сексуально лохи!

All of you are so very sexy and so very appreciated, thank you so much for being you and I hope you all have the best holiday ever!
 

Sexy Granny Pussy Pie

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha was naughty last night. After a nice sit down family dinner with several of my grand babies and a few of their friends, I got super horny. Being around all those young boys and girls gets me all fired up. I announced that pie was for dessert. My pie. Pussy pie. I got on the dining room table, spread my legs and instructed the little ones to come get their dessert. They scrambled so quickly you would have thought that my pussy was shooting out cash. They  couldn’t wait to eat my pussy pie. The older I get, the more selfish I have become with my pleasure. Don’t get me wrong, I take care of my little brood quite well. It is just sometimes, I demand that the focus be on me. Last night was one such night. Feeling all those little fingers and tongues working to make granny cum felt amazing. They managed  to make me squirt all over the dining room table. My old pussy was so wet you would never guess I am in my 50s. I guess the key to having a wet pussy and healthy sex drive as a sexy GILF is being surrounded by little ones. They keep me young and horny. I bet you feel the same around those young angels too.

Mommy Sex is the Best

mommy sexMommy sex is the best sex EVER. If you have slipped your cock into your mommy’s wet pussy, you know what I mean. Being a mother fucker in the literal sense is the best feeling. It is taboo to fuck your mommy, but I don’t know why. Mothers and son have been fucking for centuries. Every boy thinks of his mother; every mother thinks of her son.  It is natural. I raised my boys to be mother fuckers from the get go. I knew why God gave me three boys. It was so my pussy would always be filled with boy batter. I have missed the daily boy action I got when my sons all lived at home still. I have my grandsons, but they don’t live with me 24/7. Plus, sometimes a dirty old mommy just needs her first born sons’ cocks. I got spoiled having all my brats under the same roof again over Thanksgiving. I texted my youngest boy this morning that his mamma needed him. He came right over. Skipped his last class for the day to take care of his mother’s raging hormones. I was wearing a sexy little number he got me last Christmas and high heels. When he walked in, I walked towards him. My big beautiful breasts bouncing, my ass jiggling. He pulled his cock out which was already happy to see me. I stroked him while I kissed him hello. Before I could go down on him, he slipped his fingers up my pussy. He is a miracle worker with his hands. I started coming within minutes of him playing with my wet mommy pussy. He fed me a few of his cum coated fingers, then fed the others to himself. “You always taste like you are happy to see me, mom,” he whispered. “I am, ” I replied as I guided his cock into the place he came from. “Welcome home baby,” I purred before he fucked me for hours.

He wasn’t so tough after all!

gilf phone sexYesterday I was home alone when someone started banging on my front door. It startled me because they were banging so hard, I mean who does that? And when I opened the door, there stood a young man with his pants sagging and his cap on backwards, honestly he looked ridiculous. He shoved his way in and was trying to act all tough; he said that he was there to rob me and that I better do what he says or he will hurt me. Well, all I could do was laugh! I mean come on, he was barely older than my grands why would I allow a boy like that to intimidate me? I told him to hush and led him to the couch and made him sit down and I told him that he was acting like a brat. “I know what you need to make you feel so much better baby.” I told him and unzipped his pants so that I could stroke that cock. He weakly protested but his heart wasn’t in it and he let me suck that cock until he came and you know what? After he came he apologized to me! He was just in a bad mood and decided to do something stupid but now he knows that there is a better way to get those frustrations out.

Sexy Granny Sammy Wants to Play

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy got some young dick this morning. Not from my grandson either, but from his little friend. It is a school boy I made a young man earlier in the month who now can’t get enough of this old slut. Could you? I mean once a young boy gets his dick wet, he wants more. He tried to get his own granny to fuck him, but he got a belt to the ass instead; so he played hooky from school today to get some pussy. He paid me a visit this morning after I got my little brood on the bus. While his mommy thought he was on the school bus heading to school, he was walking around the block to grandma’s house. I greeted him with my soaking wet pussy. His dick is so small it doesn’t stay in my cunt very well yet, but he loves eating my cougar pussy, so I let him live between my thighs for awhile before I had him mount my ass. The ass, even on an old broad, like me is still pretty tight, so those younger cocks have a nice snug feel. I am such a dirty old whore. I usually try to keep my P desires to my own grand angels, but when horny young boys show me their hairless willies, I’m like an addict at Pablo Escobar’s house. I can’t say no to the plat of coke in front of me. With his boy batter up my ass, I drove him to school and acted like his grandma to get him excused for being tardy. You can be late a hundred times if excused back before lunch without any bells or whistles going off to the school police. I think I may be taking young Charlie to school a few times a week now. I love having a young boy to train.

This time of year everyone needs a sexy granny!

sexy grannyIt’s the holiday season and you know what that means right? Family time and lots of food, shopping and presents and so much togetherness, it’s wonderful isn’t it? What you really need this time of year though, is a sexy granny like me. Grannies cook for you and spoil you rotten and that is wonderful but I’m a very special kind of granny… I’m the kind of granny that won’t just spoil you with presents and food, I will spoil you with blowjobs and a nice wet pussy to fuck! Just ask my grandsons, I made sure to spoil them yesterday. In between basting my turkey and getting dinner ready, I was on my knees sucking their little cocks and letting them crawl up under granny’s dress to lick this pussy too! Oh it was so much fun having the family over all day long, I hope that you got to have fun with your granny too!

I’m Thankful for Family Fucking

family fuckingFamily fucking is what I am thankful for. One of my granddaughters had to do a school paper on Thanksgiving. The paper included interviewing as many of her family members as she could to find out what they are thankful for too. Now of course, she had to leave off the fucking part for the school project, but she is grateful that she has a dirty family who believes in the motto “a family that plays together, stays together.” This holiday we have a fucking tradition. Everyone in my big kinky family including all 6 of my offspring, all 7 of my grand babies and my brother will be under one roof for 5 days for the stuff the best incest phone sex calls are made of. Each year the youngest members of the family get inaugurated into the family way. This year that is a baby girl just learning to crawl and a baby boy whose balls still have not dropped yet. As the matriarch of our kinky clan, I always get to decide who has the honors of which little virgin; but before our family time is over, we all enjoy a go at the newest inductees into our incest way of life. I think my oldest son is going to fuck my youngest granddaughter, his niece. He fucked her mother all the time growing up. He is 9 years older than my youngest daughter, so I know he likes tight little cunnies. Do you? I think I want my baby grandson’s hairless dick all to myself. He is so young, that when he cums he will sound like a little girl still. I love teaching the boys in this family how to take care of their women. I may be greedy in that I sometimes want first dibs at the boy cock, in the end, this sexy mommy shares all the little ones in the family with the not so little ones.

Bath time is always fun here!

gilf phone sexBath time is always fun at grandma’s house! I fill the tub with lots of bubbles and we all get naked and get in there together and play, play, play. My grandson especially loves it because after I wash his sweet lil peepee, I dry it off with my mouth… he gets so fucking hard when I do that! He giggles and tells me to suck it harder, he even will ask me to finger his lil bottom while I’m sucking his dick too! I always get rewarded for my efforts too because he always squirts his little boy milk right down my throat! Mmm it tastes so good! Now, don’t get the idea that we leave my sweet granddaughter out of the fun, we always include her too. She helps me suck her cousin’s dicky and always begs me to let him fuck her… she is young to be a slut but I couldn’t be prouder of her! I wish they could be here every day because our visits are just that much fun!

Incest Phone Sex with a Sexy Granny

incest phone sexThis incest phone sex granny didn’t get much sleep last night.  I am not complaining, however. My middle grandson spent the night as did his little school friend whose parents are out of town. That little friend has been staying with my daughter and her husband, but they had to go out of town for a funeral, so I have the boys through Monday. My grandson’s school pal has discovered the joys of masturbation. Not sure if it is from being in my house, or just the right age, but that boy was slapping his little meat stick so loud, it woke the dead. My grandson slept through it all. I was trying to ignore him. I knew if I saw his little pecker I would commit a crime. I am weak for young dick. Normally, I have no moral compass when it comes to young boys, but this boy I know nothing about. Didn’t want him telling his folks granny Sammy molested him. I put the pillow over my head and tried to sleep. Didn’t work. The jack off sounds got louder. As it turned out, they just got closer. I took the pillow off to see my grandson’s friend standing next to my bed with his dick out. He told me my grandson told him I would know how to take care of him. That I did. I blew that little boy bedside. I got a healthy dose of boy protein before I even started my day. I let him take a pair of my sexy granny panties to school. I made sure  to get him a really ripe pair. I told him to jack off in my panties while at school. I promised him a good fuck when the boys came home. I don’t think the lad will tell anyone. What was I thinking. Boys never tell. They want dirty old women to molest them. I bet you did too.

The Sexy Gilf and the Little Pro

sexy gilfThis sexy GILF was very naughty this weekend. My daughter was out of town, so she asked me to babysit my second youngest granddaughter. She is such a little doll baby. She is a P magnet too. Anytime I take her out in public, all eyes are on her. She looks like a little beauty pageant girl. She has lots of blonde locks. She loves to wear the cutest little frilly dresses. She is a cock tease. Her mom says she doesn’t know she gets all the men hard, but I disagree. I think she knows exactly what she is doing and loves it. Men give her “prezzies” and money according to her. I asked her what she does for those things. “I’m just adorable, granny. That’s all,” she replies with a smile. That is most certainly true.  I decided to take her to the mall on Sunday wearing her Sunday best dress. She had on white frilly underwear too so when she bent over, all the dirty old pervs popped wood in their pants. We walked around holding hands as she licked an ice cream cone. The men were going crazy. So much head turning.  My granddaughter acted oblivious, but she wasn’t. When one guy stood right in front of us boldly asking her name, she winked at me and asked him if he wanted a special date. I was in shock and awe. At her age she knew how to milk men. It is an inherited trait I guess. The gentleman looked at me with a boner in his pants in disbelief. “Make your deal with her, she is in charge,” I informed him. She negotiated like a pro for top dollar. I let him escort her to  the family bathroom. I so wanted to watch. Is that wrong? I listened at the door, however. She was in pain from the noises she was making and he was happy from the ones he was making. She emerged a little messy, smelling like sex , but a smile on her face and a wad of cash in her hands. I was impressed. My little angel is a little pro.