Tag: Sexy Granny

Sexy Gilf Samantha Cannot Keep Panties in the House

sexy gilfBeing a sexy gilf is never a dull moment. On Friday, I was at the mall. I needed to pick up some new sexy panties. I have a bunch of panty thieves in the family. Between selling my panties to horny men who want granny’s panties and my sons and grandsons who enjoy jerking with a pair of my dirty panties, I cannot keep panties in my drawers. I have to go to a special retailer to be fitted for bras because no store, not even Victoria Secret carries bras as big as I need them. There are stores for larger women like Lane Bryant, but their bras are not as sexy as I like. I got off the topic. I can shop for panties at Victoria Secret, just not bras. I picked up a teenage stalker. He started following me around the mall like a lost puppy dog. I was keenly aware he was following me when he came into Victoria Secret right after me. Solo boys in a lingerie shop? They are there to check out the ladies or steal panties to masturbate with. This sexy granny loves teenage cock. He was following the right woman. He must have been playing hooky from school. Right as I was about to purchase my panties, a truant officer came into the store and asked him some questions. I saved the day. I told the officer I was his grandma Samantha, and he was home schooled. The officer thanked me for my time and left. I told the boy he owed me one. I took him home with me. He clearly was a fan of my big tits and sexy grandma body. Plus, he owed me. I modeled my new panties for him, but they did not stay on me long. He showed his gratitude for not getting him in trouble one thrust at a time. We spent the rest of the afternoon fucking our brains out. Sexy grandmas cannot keep panties in the house though. This random teenage boy stole a few pairs of panties too. I guess something to remember the hot grandma who got him out of trouble by.

Incest Sex is Hotter if Some One Gets Knocked Up

incest sexIncest sex is something I can never get enough of. I am not downplaying my love for my daughter, but I do wish I had a son, especially now that I am older. My daughter thinks she should get pregnant to give me a grandson. Maybe I should consider that. I would be forty plus years older than the boy, but I would make a hot grandma. If I cannot fuck a son, a grandson would be the next best thing, right? My girl and I were watching movies and drinking wine last night. We started talking about her getting knocked up. She would be such a sexy mommy. Maybe as sexy as I was when she was in my belly. I ate her pussy as she told me all about making me a grandma. She has a plan. She likes older guys. She will fuck guys her own age too, but she told me that if she is going to make me a grandma, she wants the sperm doner to be exceptional, like one of her sexy professors. My daughter can fuck any man she wants. She is cute, sexy and great in bed. Her male lovers can thank me for that. I taught her how to suck cock. I taught her a lot with my strap-on. She thinks one of her professors would produce a smart and handsome boy for me to groom. Her too. The more wine we consumed, the nastier our incest talk got. She even said once she has a boy, he can knock her up once he develops swimmers. Make me a grandma and a great grandma with one pregnant pussy. I could technically get pregnant still. Gwen Stefani is older than me and she is pregnant. I do not want to change diapers though, LOL. So, my daughter needs to get knocked up. The sooner the better too. Want to help me become a grandma.

Sexy Grandmas Like Me Love Snow Days from School

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas like me love snow days. Seriously, any snow day is welcomed for me because I am the free babysitter in the house. I am the one who works from home and can watch all the little ones while my offspring goes to work. It was less a snow day and more a cold day. Pipes were frozen in many schools in the district, so no school today for any of my school age grand angels. The little ones and not so little ones are hanging out with me today. Since I had a late start to my shift today, I got to spend the morning having some naughty incest sex with my little ones. My teenage middle grandson came over too. He does not need to be watched. He just wanted to fuck his grandma. He is the baby brother of my oldest grandson who is in college. The age he is at now is that perfect horny teenage boy age too. His cock is always happy to see me. We spent the morning in bed fucking while the other ones took a nap. My middle grandson wanted to fuck me before he did anything else for the day and I could not blame him because I had the same exact thought. Fuck then nap. Fuck then eat. Fuck then work. Anyone should be so lucky as to start their day off fucking. I love sex. I get older, and I just want to fuck more. Teenage boys are perfect lovers for women like me. Now, I did play with my littlest angels too. Why would I not eat some sweet bald pussy since it was in the house for me to eat? This sexy granny is not stupid. I spent the first hour of the day fucking my middle grandson. While he took a nap, I played with his cousins. I have most of my brood with me today, and I am no where near done playing yet.

Sexy Granny Victoria Loves Family Fun

sexy grannyI am a sexy granny and I take my title seriously! I have a beautiful granddaughter who is walking and taking now and a brand new grandson still in diapers and nursing from mommy’s boobs. I got to babysit last night so my daughter and my son could have a night out. My son is the baby daddy of my granddaughter, but the jury is out still on my grandson. Even if he is not the biological daddy, he will raise this boy as his own. Incest is taboo. We all know this, so to the outside world my son is just helping out his single sister raise her two little ones. He is being a good brother in their eyes. In the family, we know my grand angels are products of incest sex. I do not know why that turns me on so much. Does family impregnation turn you on too? I wish my son could have knocked me up. When we started fucking, I was in my 40s. My son could have knocked me up, but a decade ago, the thought of being pregnant by my son at 44 scared the fuck out of me. If I only knew then what I know now, I would have let him knock me up. But my daughter has turned into the family breeding whore. If my son is not my grandson’s biological daddy, there is a chance my nephew, or my boyfriend is. She is a family fun slut just like me. Honestly, we both love family fucking. She can have a lot more little ones from incest if she wants. In the meantime, I get to be a dirty granny and groom these little ones for the family fun. I get to use them for my use too. I used that little granddaughter to lick my pussy last night!

Mean and Boys Like to Jack Off to My Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsLike my sexy grandma pics? I will admit, when I was younger, I was obsessed with being thin. I grew up in the age of Twiggy being the top model. All women wanted to be like her, but she was stick thin, hence the name Twiggy. The 80s did not do much for my self esteem either, as I started putting on extra weight as a mommy. I am a thick woman, but not fat. Now, thanks to my family, I eat what I want and fuck who I want. I am no longer driven by societal expectations for what a woman should look like or who a woman should fuck. Sure, society tries to make it seem like incest sex is wrong, but my family is normal. My offspring and their offspring are well-adjusted. They thrived in life. Hell, all of them more successful than me in the work force and love. I am twice divorced and the only job I ever had that made me money was phone sex. I was a stay-at-home mommy because I was raised in a generation where that was expected of women. I went to college in the 70s, married right after graduation and started birthing little ones. I am good at phone sex. I love being a phone sex granny and sharing all my exploits with men who crave incest or young pussy or cock. Phone sex may not be a white-collar job like my offspring all have, but I am successful at it because I love it so much.  My offspring support what I do. My point is my offspring have great jobs, great spouses and great offspring. They are successful, happy and thriving in life. Family fucking did not hurt them at all. So, if you want to fuck your daughter or your son, do not succumb to societal mores. I am here t o tell you that incest is the best sex. A family that plays together stays together.

Incest Sex is the Best Sex and the Only Sex I Want

incest sexIncest sex is the best sex. I will say that until I die. I have empty nest syndrome again. Almost, I guess. My grandson stayed with me over his winter break from college; but he just headed back to college this morning. My youngest daughter and my two youngest granddaughters will be moving out in May when she is done with veterinarian school. She has a job lined up and is shopping houses now. I have not lived alone in many decades. My daughter will not go far. I still have family who lives nearby, so I will get plenty of family fun when I want it. I just like waking up with family in the house. Today, I woke up and my grandson took care of his sexy granny before he headed back to school. His hard cock will be hard to replace. I love all my sons. And I have a teen grandson who can rabbit fuck me like his brother. But my oldest grandson and I just have a special connection. He was the first grandson I groomed to be my little granny fucker. He was the first boy that young I ever molested too. His father and uncles were older than him when we started playing. After my grandson fucked me fully awake this morning, he fucked my daughter too. His way of saying goodbye is leaving us full of cum. A little something to remember him by. Once we got him on the road, my daughter and I consoled ourselves snowballing the cum he left inside of us. My grandson may prefer fucking me over the other females in the family, but he fucks his aunts as well as me. She had a big cum load in her too. After my boy left, my daughter and I had mommy sex and cleaned up all the cum my grandson left inside us. I do not know what I will do when she leaves the nest too. Luckily, I have a few months left to figure it out. But this dirty granny can never get enough incest.

Sexy GILF Samantha Will Go Down on You in a Theater

sexy gilfThis sexy gilf has only two days left with her oldest grandson before he returns to college. It has been so nice having him around for a month. I know he is itching to get back and see his friends, but I wish he went to college closer, so that I could fuck him every day. His cock is so beautiful. It is always rock hard, especially in the mornings. He spent the night in bed with me. We had a date night last night. He took me out to dinner and a movie. It was snowing with the temperatures dropping quickly. I gave him a hand job in a crowded, dark theater. I put a blanket over us. It is always so cold in a theater, so I bring a blanket and it feels like we are at home watching a movie in my living room. Only differences are we are not naked, nor alone. The movie was loud and dark. No one was paying us any bit of attention. This sexy granny just pulled out her grandson’s cock and stroked it under the blanket. He came quickly in my hand. I dipped my hand that was covered in his seed into the popcorn bag and started using his cum as butter. I felt so naughty. I have not been that bold in ions.  I mean we were surrounded by folks. We were in the back, and he was sitting on the end. We got home and fucked like bunnies. He was just getting started. He enjoyed my hand job in the theater, but he wanted to fuck his hot grandma. I wanted to fuck him too. Even though it was fucking freezing outside, I fired up the hot tub. I love fucking a son or a grandson under the moonlight with chilly air on my nipples. We continued the family fucking in my bed. It is going to be nonstop fucking until he heads back to campus on Monday. He needs to cram a months’ worth of fucking into two days because I will not see him again until Valentine’s Day. Oh, how my pussy and ass will miss him.

Mommy Phone Sex is How I Started, But Now I am a Dirty Granny Too

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When I started as a mommy phone sex slut almost ten years ago, I only had three grand angels. Then I was still mostly just fucking my sons and my daughters. Now, I still fuck my sons and daughters, but I have seven grand angels now to play with too. I will always be a mommy whore, however. It is funny, but my youngest son is the only boy who lives in another state, yet I see him the most. I think it is because his job is flexible, and he has no little ones of his own yet. Only one of my offspring to not make me a sexy granny. My two older sons have demanding jobs, and larger families. I understand. When we are together, it is magical. But I get the most cock from my oldest grandson and my youngest son. My baby boy drove up to surprise me this morning. He left just a week ago to return home, but he was missing me too much to wait until Valentine’s Day. I was happy to wake up this morning and see him with his hard cock in my face. It was like a sex mirage, but it was no mirage. My grandson was in bed with me still snoring when I started sucking on his uncle’s cock. My baby boy has no girlfriend currently, but a man can only beat off so long before he needs to fuck a warm wet pussy. He uses Tinder, but he gets catfished more than anything. His mommy is always there for him though. My grandson woke up and saw his uncle skull fucking me, so he put his morning wood in my ass. It was a family fucking morning. And those are the only kinds of mornings I want to have. My grandson leaves Sunday to go back to college, so my son will stay through the end of next week so my pussy will not get too lonely. I hate having no men in the house. I play with daughter and my granddaughters, but this horny cougar needs a stiff young cock as often as she can get it.

Cougar Phone Sex Calls Keep Me Feeling Young

cougar phone sexI love cougar phone sex calls. I am the oldest woman working at this company. I doubt I am the oldest woman in the phone sex biz, but I am pretty sure there are not many of us in their 60s talking dirty for a living. But then I am a far cry from the typical grandma. Most grandmas my age are retired and watching Jeopardy in their pajamas. I am fucking my sons, daughters and grand angels. I am watching porn and masturbating. I am on Tinder finding men who want to bang a hot granny. Nothing I do is typical, and that is the secret to my youthful appearance. Most folks put me in my 40s. I love that. Cum has done this body good. No Botox. I do not use filters in any of my pictures either. I do not need to because family fucking keeps me looking and feeling young.

The more family fun I have though, the more I want. Over the holidays, I had lots of people staying at home with me. Now, it is down to just my oldest grandson. He is fucking me every chance he can, but he is 20. He wants to hang with his friends too. I supplement with young cock on Tinder. I tell all my sexy cougar friends to get on Tinder and find a barely legal stud to fuck. They never listen to me. They think I am joking, or they fear rejection. I have not met a man who thought I was too old for him yet. That is because men will fuck any pussy they can. They love free pussy. A sexy granny is free pussy. According to all the 18–25-year-old boys I fuck on Tinder, I fuck better than any girl their age. My sons, daughters and grand angels all say the same thing. I take care of them, they take care of me and help me look and feel young.

Sexy GILF Victoria and Her Friend Enjoy Being Cougars Gone Wild

sexy gilfI am a sexy gilf. It did take me awhile to get used to being called grandma, but I embrace it now. I was out last night with a girlfriend. We went to a concert. It was cougars gone wild night. We were in some hillbilly town a couple hours from where I live. My friend and I looked good. We dressed like we were living in 1978. We got a hotel for the night so we could drink and smoke weed. We met these two college age boys at the show. They were local. They did not believe we were in our 50s, but we showed our IDs. One of the boys was like they did not make sexy grandmas when I was young. I joked back that he was still young. When the show was over, we invited them back to our hotel. I have a boyfriend and my friend has a husband, but what happens in Memphis, stays in Memphis. We drank some beer and fucked. This was a no tell motel. We wanted something on the highway so we could get up early and get on the road to get me back home so I could start my shift as a dirty mommy and granny. I have not slept much. The guys had coke and weed. I do weed all the time, but I have not done coke since the 80s. It is a great sex drug. We fucked those boys until their cocks were raw. Those boys won the lottery because my friend and I share. They got to fuck each of us. I had cum in my pussy and ass on our drive back home. We woke up a little too late to shower. The boys wanted us to stay another night, but this sexy mommy had to get back home to reality. My boyfriend asked me if I had fun, and I just smiled. What happens in Memphis stays in Memphis.