Tag: Sexy Granny

I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Playing with Each Other Too

sexy grandmasSometimes, sexy grandmas get together and play. My oldest son’s mother-in-law, Harriet, and I like to play with each other. She’s widowed and lonely. So, she visits more often. She knows about me and her grandsons. Plus, she knows about my wicked incest ways. Although she knows, she does not want to go where I went, LOL. But she will play with me, so she has a kinky streak. And I think with time, I will convince her that fucking her two grandsons might be the key to aging gracefully.

Harriet came to visit over the 4th. Even though I did not have working air conditioning, she still wanted to play with this sexy granny. And I would not say no to her. I don’t say no to much of anything. Our sexual relationship is new. We like each other as parents. She’s a good mom even if she is not a dirty mom. But I have her eating my pussy like it’s some fine sushi. So, baby steps.

Two Grannies Getting it On is a Sight to See

I think I gave her a sexual awakening. Showed her how boring her sex life was after the death of her husband. She only ever had sex with him. And she was a virgin when she married him. Unlike me, I went wild in the 70s and fucked my brother, his friends, my uncle ad anyone else who wanted in on the action. She had the same lover, her husband, for almost 50 years, and no one ever ate her pussy. Now that, I consider a travesty.

You can convince a woman to do or say anything once you lick her into a powerful orgasm. Things got hot with no AC, but that did not stop two grannies from going wild. My double-sided dildo I use with my daughters got a workout. We both squirted a bunch on each other’s faces. Harriet is a sexy gilf. I am going to turn her into an incest loving granny just like me in due time.

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best Sex

grandma phone sexDo not knock grandma phone sex until you try it. I am serious. I will be 65 in a couple weeks. Yep, you heard me correctly. I am officially old. But I am a far cry from dead yet. And until I am on death’s doorstop, I will keep on fucking. Fucking until the day I die. We had a small fireworks BBQ party yesterday. Really too hot to enjoy the outside, especially for the littlest ones. So, lowkey celebration it was.

Afterwards, my grandson and I hooked up for a more intimate celebration. With my AC unit dead, and me bouncing from house to house for a couple weeks, we lacked much time together. We made up for that last night. My eldest grandson wanted nothing more than to eat my sexy granny cunt. And yes, I keep a smooth landing for tongues and cocks. Natural blondes never have much fur on their pussies anyway.

This Horny Old Lady Taught all the Men in the Family Their Oral Skills

So, after a little get together with some of my family members, I decided that my grandson needed to sleep in granny’s big old bed. Sleep is not the right term. However, fuck all night long paints a more accurate picture. I am working sleep deprived because my grandson fucks his old grandma all night long. Literally, all night long. We went a few days without fucking because I feared I might stroke out with no AC fucking an Energizer Bunny.

But the AC worked last night. And so did my pussy, ass and mouth. All three of my holes wanted his cock. My grandson has all the right moves thanks to me. I take all the men in my family under my wing and teach them what they need to know to please a woman. And I swear my grandson took notes. He might be the best cunt licker in the family.

All sexy grandmas should be this lucky. I feel like the luckiest granny in the world. And I will forgo a little sleep anytime if I get my pussy licked like that all night long.

Sexy Grandmas Love Holidays and Family Fun

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love holidays. My family comes together to celebrate and enjoy family fun. We started celebrating the 4th of July early this year. We bought fireworks for the adults and sparklers for my grandson and granddaughter. My nephew even came over this evening to cook out and pre-game for tomorrow.

No one is a big drinker in this house, but we still enjoyed some adult drinks. We had the wade pool out for the little ones. And we cooked out naked. Mostly naked. I mean this summer has been brutally hot. But that works to my advantage because I tell the little ones it is too hot for clothes.

They came over earlier today while their parents, my son and daughter, were at work. My grand angels are the products of incest sex, and I love that. They are the cutest little things. I got in the blow-up pool with them before the heat got too brutal. I tugged on a little pee pee and blew kisses on a bald cunnie. They giggle when I touch their little parts. They like it. But they giggle because it tickles them.

We are Raising My Grand Angels in the Family Way

However, I keep teasing their sex parts because it grooms them for the family fun we love so much. After dinner, we went back outside because it had cooled down. Still no clothes. Not even for the adults. That is why we have a big privacy fence. I blew my son while they watched and ran around with sparklers. My nephew fucked me too. And while he fucked me, I ate my daughter’s pussy.

My husband and stepson joined the fun too. We had a backyard family fucking orgy while the little one played around us and watched too. They will join the fun one day soon. In the meantime, I take licks and nibbles where I can. And they watch us all. One day very soon they will know what family love is all about.

Mommy Sex Week Turned Me into a Three-Hole Whore

mommy sexIt’s been a mommy sex week. Here in Kentucky, it feels like I’m living inside Satan’s butthole. Add extreme heat with no AC and you are spending time with family. My AC broke. But thanks to perving, I had enough money to purchase a new unit. However, the new unit broke and the company gave me a hard time about replacing the unit that was working less than 3 days. My sons and daughters have been housing me graciously while I fight to get a new one.

The first part of the week, I stayed with my oldest son. My oldest grandson and middle high school boy belong to him. Since my oldest grandson stays with me during the summer, he came too. As did my menagerie of dogs and cats, LOL. But this gave me quality mommy son time. I rarely get to fuck my oldest boy because of his demanding work schedule. So, this sexy mommy took full advantage of his cock being near her.

Any Chance I Get, I Enjoy Being a Three-Hole Whore for Family

However, on a few occasions, this old broad pretended she was in her 40s again and let all three of them fuck me at the same time. I have always enjoyed being a three-hole whore. But back then, my sons fucked all three of holes at the same time. I enjoyed two generations of men playing musical holes with me. For the time that I stayed there, they rotated my holes. So, when I left to go stay with my daughter, my two grandsons and my son had each fucked my mouth, pussy and ass a few times each.

But I traded cock for pussy when I finished the week off with my young daughter and her two daughters, my youngest granddaughters. But I did not think of it as a trade down. I love eating young bald pussy as much as I love being a three-hole whore from family fucking. Perhaps it was a good thing that my AC went out after all.

Sexy Granny Samantha Teaches the Young Ones to Eat Pussy with Candy

sexy grandmasSexy granny Samantha teaches the young ones in the family how to eat pussy with candy. I simply slide something sweet, or even tart, inside my pussy and tell my grand angels to find the pot of gold. Now, everyone is well trained in the art of licking grandma. It is a skill that needs taught.

But I still love to play those games. I still enjoy the feel of candy melting in my warm muff and dripping down my leg. And I especially enjoy it if I have a grand angel there to lick up the gooey sticky mess. I found myself alone yesterday. So, I broke out some toys and masturbated for the better part of the day. Sexy grandmas need to cum.

My youngest daughter showed up unexpectedly with my youngest girls. Perfect timing. She was supposed to be off but got called into work at the last moment. And since I am the preferred babysitter, she needed me to watch her daughters. Since I was horny, I was happy for the surprise visit.  Again, perfect timing.

A Candy Cunt Teaches Young Ones to Eat My Pussy

As soon as my daughter left, I sat on the couch, spread my legs and told the little ones to come find the liquid gold. And they buried their faces between my legs. I had a mix of candy in my pussy. Hersey’s Kisses, Reese’s Pieces and Sweet Tarts. But my angels guessed all three candies I had inside me.

Their eager mouths and tongues felt amazing. They gave me the intense orgasm I required. But I give back. So, I put my naked, cherub little angels on the couch and teased their cunnies with Twizzler Stixs. I wriggled them insides their tiny pink holes, pulled out the stix, licked their juice off the stix first, then reinserted it in their baby girl pussies. They giggled. And I purred. So, erotic for me. We played kinky phone sex games for the better part of the day.

My daughter loves that I enjoy eating the bald pussies of her daughters. But I think she prefers something that won’t lead to cavities. I have given my angels quite the sweet tooth. But we have so much fun, I will not stop.

Sexy Grandmas Love to Masturbate with You

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. I have a treasure chest full of sex toys. Everything including anal beads, butt plugs, double sided dildos, suction cup dildos, even strapon equipment, included. Technically, I live alone. And no woman should be without sex toys if she is single and over 30, LOL.

But I am never home alone long, especially not in the summer. So, I rarely need to break out the sex toys because I get a lot of cock. Last night, however, my grandson spent the night. Although he stays in the mother-in-law suite above the garage, if he does not have a girl over, he spends the night fucking his horny grandma.

Although he spent the night fucking his sexy granny, I still broke out some sex toys. He is the only male in the family who likes ass play. Sometimes, like last night, he begs for it. So, I broke out my treasure chest of sex toys and pulled out a few. First, I pulled out the suction cup dildo. They work perfect for men because they can be hands free. Then, I got out the vibrating egg and the double-sided dildo too.

A Smart Man Knows Something in His Ass Delivers a Hard Orgasm

We used all three to give his ass a good workout. First, I had him loosen his ass up with the suction cup dildo. I spit on his ass and lubed up the toy and watched him impaled his ass with a rubber cock. His own dick appeared super hard too. It stuck straight out as he bounced on it. From there, we moved to the vibrating egg that I controlled. He looked like he had a seizure. The egg gave his ass a nice gape too which was the goal. Using a double-sided dildo works best if a man’s ass gapes a little.

I slid that double-sided dildo in his ass and put the other part in my cunt. Before long, our ass cheeks touched, and his dick came all over my cunt and stomach spontaneously. I could tell it was a ball draining cum too.  We both came hard. I put the kink in kinky phone sex with my grandson last night. He’s smart enough to know that a prostate orgasm is life altering. Do you know that yet?

Being a Sexy GILF Has Its Perks Like Big Teenage Cock

sexy gilfBeing a sexy gilf has its perks, especially during the summer. Honestly, the high school boys look even better than they did when my son and daughter attended high school a decade ago. And I did not think that was possible. But I have seen so with my own eyes. My stepson invites a new friend over almost daily it seems. It is almost like I am in a wet dream I cannot wake up from, LOL.

Yesterday, he brought Levi over. And this teen boy looked full-grown already. And yes, I mean his cock. I caught a glimpse of it when he came out of the shower. In my defense, I did not know my stepson had a friend over. I had been up in my office working. And I got on a long call. After my shift, I came down to find my stepson and caught this boy going from the bathroom to my stepson’s room naked. Big cock swinging. They went bike riding, the rain hit, and they got pretty muddy.

My Stepson Serves as a Great Wingman Bringing Me Young Bucks to Fuck

This sexy granny could not hide her shock seeing a big cock swinging on a boy his age. He busted me staring and asked me if I liked what I saw. And all I could do was nod my head. Next thing I know, I am in my stepson’s room on my knees sucking both of their cocks. Wow. Not how I expected to wind down after my shift. But this was way better than food or a run. Two teen boys could exercise my body better than the pavement.

And they worked me out. They tag teamed me for hours. My stepson did not seem bothered that his friend’s cock looked twice his size. If he did not seem jealous, then I would have no problem drooling over that big piece of meat. When I sucked the friend’s cock, I started gagging and slobbering. I’m not sure I have ever had that much meat in my mouth before. My pussy still feels it too. That boy loves mature sexy women. Lucky me. Hopefully, he will be over more this summer because that’s my kind of workout.

Family Fun Phone Sex Summers Keep Me Busy in a Good way

family fun phone sexFamily fun phone sex summers I enjoy to the fullest. Having my eldest grandson living with me for the summer, plus his brother and cousins over daily keeps me busy. Not to mention the date nights I have with their parents too. My summer will be filled with fucking and concerts. Sort of our thing. As a woman in her 60s, I grew up appreciating music. No cell phones, no Internet, just live music and fucking. Much like now, but now I am fucking family.

I had a date night with my oldest daughter last night. We went to see Bare Naked Ladies. A nice dinner beforehand. And a few glasses of wine. We danced and sang for most of the night. A nice blast from the past. I enjoy all kinds of music because I encouraged my offspring to listen to music and read before watching TV. So, they all grew up listening to music and that exposed me to a lot of music from the 90s and 2000s.

Summers Mean More Fucking Family Time for Me

My girl took off work today, so she could have a hot mommy sex date night. After the show, we enjoyed finger banging, drinking wine and gazing at the Strawberry Moon. My grandson heard us moaning and joined the fun. He happened to be outside checking out the moon too. Naked of course, so we checked out his cock. My grandson got his knob spit shined by his auntie and granny under a red moon.

We decided to fuck under this rare moon. I live on a few acres, so no neighbors for miles. I got a picnic blanket and laid it down on the grass for us. My grandson’s cock needed little down time. But watching his hot aunt with his sexy granny brought that cock back to life to fuck us under the Strawberry Moon. What a date night I had. Spent some quality time with my daughter, fucked my grandson with her, saw a concert and experienced a rare red moon.

When Sexy Grandmas Wake Up, They Want Cock

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas need cock. Perhaps, more cock than ever too. Something about knowing you can no longer get knocked up that makes you go wild. I love the feel of cum inside me. And I love the look and feel of cum on me too. My son and daughter brought out the nasty freak I never knew existed inside me. And now I am a fucking machine.

I woke up so fucking horny this morning. But no one else appeared awake. So, I sent a text to my son, my daughter and my nephew. Mommy needed fucked. And I did not care who fucked me. But my husband and stepson appeared dead to the world. I always need to get up early to walk and feed my small zoo.

Since, no one answered my 911, I picked up a teen boy walking the pups this morning. And he got up early to skateboard. No one else in my city appeared to be awake but us. So, he followed me home. And this sexy gilf fucked a random teenage boy on her couch. Of course, everyone got up and wanted to fuck me at the exact moment I start riding a teenage cock.

This Old Grandma Wakes Up Horny Every Morning

Snooze you lose, I said jokingly.  And I told them that they could either watch and wait their turn. Or join the fun. They joined the fun. Suddenly, my tongue started to lick my daughter’s slit. As I explored her wet pussy, my son fucked my asshole. And this random skateboard boy continued to fuck my cunt. This boy did not seem to mind my family joining us. And my family did not care that I had a strange teenage cock up my cunt.

Now I felt seen and heard. My stepson and husband woke and wanted in on the family fucking. So, before noon, I ate my daughter’s cunt. And my husband, my stepson, my son and some random teenage boy fucked my ass and my pussy. Oh, and I ate my daughter’s cunt. Now, this is how I like to start my day.