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I Love Being a Sexy GILF Too

sexy gilfI am a sexy GILF. It took me awhile to get used to the fact that I was a grandma, but now I rock it. Being a grandma is the best. I can have my fun with little ones and return them. I never thought of myself as a P woman, but I am. My son and daughter were teenagers when we started fooling around together. My granddaughter is much younger. Even when I first held her, I felt tingling between my legs. I just knew I would be playing with her tender age pussy. I have licked that sweet, pink, puffy mound every day since she came into this world. Now, I finger it too. She has the tightest little juice box. Makes me wish I had gotten to my daughter earlier. She was not that tight when I did start eating her pussy. He brother had been pilfering that cunt for a couple years before this sexy mommy joined in. I loved playing with cunt, but my granddaughter? Wow. That little pussy tastes like watermelon. It is pink and wet. So very sweet. She pretty much only does piss orgasms, but she gushes all over my face every time. She just giggles when I munch on her cunt too. What a hot little box. My littlest angel spent the night last night. My son and daughter had a date night. I was happy to babysit and have my grand girl all to myself. We took a bath together. I finger banged her cunt as she Splish splashed around me. My pussy was on fire. I am most definitely a P woman. I carried my clean angel to my bed and ate that little cunnie until it pissed all over my face. Damn, I do love the alone time I get with my little angel. Are you jealous? Maybe, I will share her with you.

Sexy GILF Adventure

sexy gilfThis sexy Gilf had an adventure today. I went for a walk. It was an off the beaten path walk. I was listening to Yacht Rock on my phone and just enjoying the sunshine. It was a warm day, finally. I followed the creek on my property and next thing I knew I was lost. I was not really paying attention. I was singing and lost in life. Once I realized I was a few miles from home and in the depth of the wilderness, I decided to turn around. I happened upon some high school boys goofing off. They were wading in the creek and swinging from a rope across the water. I had no clue that a few miles off my property line was a hangout for schoolboys. They were getting high and skipping school. They were afraid I was going to get them in trouble. I assured them that I was just out for a walk and got a little turned around. I asked for a hit of their weed to show I was not the police. I am a sexy granny with big boobs. I am not in great physical shape. Not sure how they thought I was a cop. We started getting high, and I thought I would swing across the creek too. I am too heavy, top heavy, I broke the branch and fell in the creek. We all laughed. They followed me back home. At least I hoped I was heading home. I am sure you know what I was planning. I cleaned up and served them some food, then granny got some more exercise. Unplanned granny gang bangs always make my day. I had some teen dick in all my holes. Now that my oldest grandson is in college, those sorts of things do not happen often enough. It was a great day. I found a secret hide out for teen boys not far from home. I got some exercise and sunshine. And I got some teen cock. Today was a win.

Sexy Granny Shows Her Granddaughter How to Masturbate

sexy grannyThis sexy granny decided to teach her middle granddaughter how to masturbate properly last night. I picked her up from school. We had a granny granddaughter night. The first thing we did was go get pedicures since spring is right around the corner. I know she loves to have pretty little toes. She is ticklish but she still likes it when those Asian ladies scrub her feet and paint her toes. After we got spring ready toes, we went to the mall. I bought her a training bra. Not sure she really needs it yet, but it makes her feel good to think she has budding boobies. We ate at her favorite restaurant, IHOP too. She is young, so she does not have expensive tastes yet. We had a great time. When we got back to my place, she asked me when she would be old enough for her own vibrator. I was so proud of her for asking about it. In my mind, when they ask, they are ready. I went into my sex toy drawer and pulled out a little dildo and a rabbit vibrator. I wanted to show her how to use both. Now, she does rub her kitty and looks at some online porn and touches herself. She lets her grandmother eat her bald pussy, and her uncles and cousins too. She just has not used a toy yet. She can have a good piss orgasm from incest sex, but every girl needs to know how to use a sex toy to make herself cum. I like to empower my granddaughters just like I did my daughters. Men jack off all the time. Girls should not be shamed for wanting sex toys or feeling the need to masturbate. I get lots of family cock, but I still masturbate. I showed my little angel how to penetrate her bald little cunnie and vibrate her little clitty and she came so hard. Another milestone was achieved. I am just glad to be so close to my grand angels.

Not Your Typical Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexI am not your typical grandma. I am a grandma phone sex slut. I am in my 60s and I smoke a lot of weed and I fuck a lot of young boys and girls. I fuck my sons and daughters too. I am going to go out of this world high and full of cum, I have no doubt. My memory is not what it used to be. That is age, distance from my past and a lot of weed. I am not a pot head to just be a pot head. That would be my youngest son. He is a complete stoner. His dick still works, he is successful in his job, so I never give him hell for being a stoner in high school. As I got older, I had a lot of back issues from my chest. I have 44 EEEs. All real. In the 80s, a doctor wanted me to have a breast reduction. I said no. Perhaps I should have said yes because carrying around this extra weight plus a bad car wreck in the 90s fucked up my back. But I want to fuck like I am in m 20s with a perfect back still, so my stoner son turned me on to weed and edibles. High, I can fuck like I am in my 20s and not feel like a 60-year-old woman with a bad back. I refuse to let a little pain stop me from having hot incest sex. I am a kinky old broad who is not going down unless it is on my knees to suck some boy cock. Thanks to my stoner son, I found the secret to keep fucking into my 80s. I get older, my lovers get younger. How hot is that? Men have been doing it forever. Hugh Hefner was in his 80s with twin 18-year-old girlfriends.  That is how I roll. I love young dick. I love young pussy too. My body may be a little broke down, but if I can toke, I can fuck better than any 20 something girl.

Family Fucking Birthday

family fuckingFamily fucking is a way of life for me. I love a day when I start with a couple cocks in my mouth. It was my little granddaughter’s birthday this week. The entire family was together to celebrate her special day. My nephew came and so did my sister. My boyfriend and his son were there too. Now, my sister is a religious nut. She is the only one not in our kinky family games. She has no clue that her nephew is the baby daddy of her great niece. She has no clue that I have been fucking her son since he was a young schoolboy. She has no clue that we are going to raise her grand niece in the incest sex way. And she does not know I am molesting my boyfriend’s son daily. So, we waited until she left to have the real party. My nephew said he wanted to stay the night to spend some time with his cousins and he would drive home in the morning. She never once questioned it. He is super close to his cousins, especially my daughter. Another thing my religious sister does not have a clue about. Once she was gone, cocks came out. My daughter and I had four men to service. I took my son and my nephew. She took my boyfriend and my son. We switched up too because both my daughter and I are horny bitches in need of family cock. The men in the family want as much pussy as they can get too. My little birthday girl watched it all with glee on her face. She would teeter around touching balls and boobs. She may have gotten some family DNA on her cute little face and her chunky, bald little mound too She just laughs and giggles. She loves being part of the fun even if she cannot verbalize it yet. I just love incest phone sex calls where I can tell you things like this. My life is full of dirty stories.

Sexy Granny Loves Young Cock and Modern Technology

sexy grannyThis sexy granny got a pic of her grandson. He is 19, so he can be in pics now. He just does not want to be. And I get it, so I mostly obscured his face and its not a nude. It is a pic of me right before I grabbed his cock. We were in the hotel in a different city for a little getaway. He is back in college now. His spring break is over. He will try to get back to see me for Easter weekend. Right now, all I have are my memories of my stud grandson fucking the shit out of me. He has been doing that for many years now. Yeah, you can do the math. I am a P woman. Proud of it too. My grandson went from jailbait to barely legal, but I still love fucking him. I have another grandson who is fucking me now too, but he does not yet have the skills his older cousin does. I like fucking anyone in my family. I am an incest sex queen, but those young boys really know how to drench my old cougar cunt. I was so horny last night I got on snap chat with both grandsons. Did you know it has a video call feature and it just erases all conversations and videos after an hour or so? Perfect for me jacking off with my jailbait grandson. I put him to bed with a smile on his face. The beauty of being a woman is no down time needed in between orgasms. I came with my middle boy and then called my oldest grandson to cum again. He was happy to see me video messaging him. His cock was happy to see me too. I love modern technology. I can at least see some young grandson cock if it is not right there to fuck me. I am sure sexy grandmas everywhere are happy for modern technology.

Need Gilf Phone Sex?

gilf phone sexNeed GILF phone sex? I am a grandma you would like to fuck. I have more experience than most mothers you would like to fuck. Plus, I look great for my age. Tall, blonde, big tits, a tight shaved pussy and I am always horny. Young studs line up to get some action from this golden girl. I woke up yesterday morning to a noise outside my bedroom window. One of my grandson’s hunky friends had his face pressed up against my bedroom window jacking his dick. He was trying to find the room my grandson was in but got distracted when he saw this sexy granny naked in bed. I brought him inside. I blew his cock until it was as stiff as a woodpecker’s nose. I got him good and hard with my mouth. My nick name is Granny Hoover. I am sure you can infer why, LOL. I lowered my granny snatch on his throbbing cock until his balls were tight against my ass. He lifted my big tits to his mouth, started sucking on a boob as I bounced on his dick. His cock was hard as a hammer, nailing the shit out of my cougar cunt. My grandson heard the racket and came into my room to discover me riding his high school pal. He was not shocked. He Knows what a cougar I am. He just was not going to sit on the sidelines. I let both studs share me. Two young cocks are better than one. I clenched my pussy muscles against the friend’s cock while my grandson took my ass. I love fucking bareback so I can I feel a river of cum pour out my fuck holes. One of the many benefits of fucking a sexy gilf is that you do not have to wear a rubber. My morning began with two young cocks pumping me full of cum. That is never a bad way to start a day.

 

Sexy Grandmas Love Masturbating with Their Granddaughters

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. If you searched your grandma’s panty drawer, you might be shocked at all the sex toys you find. I love masturbating, but I love it more when I have an audience. I have already taught my oldest granddaughter how to pleasure her kitty. Now, it was time to show my middle granddaughter how to give herself a juicy little bald cunnie whenever she wants. Young girls need to know these things. If a woman cannot make herself cum, how is she supposed to show you how to make herself cum? I mirrored what she should be doing. You cannot see her in this photo because well I cannot share those kinds of photos, but she is in front of me with her little legs spread. She loves showing me her bald cunt. Hell, she will show it to anyone. She is a natural whore. I gave her a smaller dildo of mine and I wrote Daddy’s Dick on it. That way she can pretend it is her favorite cock when she is plunging it deep inside her bald little slit. She may be young, but she is an incest sex whore. Out of every girl in the family, she is the one that matches my horny energy the most. I was getting wet watching her impale her tiny bald pussy with a dildo that said, “daddy’s dick.” She was looking at me as I was fucking myself with a big dildo too. I squirted. All over her. She just giggled, licked her lips and kept fucking her pretty bald cunnie. I could not just watch! I had to crawl over to her and lick her bald pussy. I love the taste of a young girl’s pussy. I bet you would too. The rest of the time we spent without toys. Just my sexy granny tongue and fingers were used to pleasure that bald slit. Jealous?

Incest Sex Family

incest sexI am all about incest sex. Most of my callers are too. It is sad that a sexy woman like me with a big incestuous family and a herd of little ones needing continual sex education cannot find a man to date. I know right? I have a phone husband though. He calls me just about every Sunday for some naughty family fun fantasies. He is the man I should have met 40 years ago. He is a bit older than me but not by much. Our lives have run oddly parallel, but we never met. Most days I am like I do not need a third husband. I have three sons and three grandsons who take care of my horny needs. And, I have my incest phone sex husband who takes care of my emotional needs. Maybe I have the perfect life after all? My phone husband and I share a special love for those young bald cunnies as well as those stiff hairless peckers. He makes me long to find a man just like him to complete my kinky clan. It is not often that I get a caller who can appreciate both genders at that tender age that I love so much. When you are the matriarch of a big family, you cannot play favorites. You do need to play with the boys and the girls, so no one gets their feelings hurt. Honestly, my phone husband gets it. Playing with the little boys and the little girls is the best of both worlds. Why should we limit ourselves to just little pussies when we can have little cocks too? If there was a man like my phone husband who would play with my grandsons and my granddaughters with me, I would marry him in a heartbeat. Most men only want to play with the little girls or like my two ex-husbands think I am a freak for being a dirty sexy mommy and granny. Fuck men like my exes. I have a dirty phone husband who loves me just the way I am and I am sure many more who wish I was their wife.

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Sexy Grandmas Get Drunk and Fuck

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are the hot thing right now. I got all sorts of attention last night. My daughters and I went to a fundraiser for our local humane society. It was a fancy event with a live band and all sorts of beer, wine and bourbon tastings. I am a sucker for the animal charities. I did not think I could get drunk on tastings, but I was wrong. I am a big woman. Not fat, but I am 5’9 with huge boobs and some junk in the trunk. My daughters thought it was funny that I got drunk. Old men were hitting on me. Young me were too, especially the vendors pouring the tastings. We had fun. My youngest daughter drove us home. I think they expected me to pass out, but I was just horny as fuck. I wanted mommy sex. When you are a woman, you can still fuck drunk. One of the many benefits of a cunt. My oldest daughter put on a strapon and fucked her drunk mommy while her sister sat on my face. I love eating pussy. I am pretty good at it too. We switched it up a bunch, but each girl was on my face. Each girl was between my legs and each girl got the strapon too. Hell, we just fucked all night long and slept in my bed. We all woke up a little hungover this morning, but it was worth it. It was fun to take a Friday night off and enjoy some time with two of my daughters. It is so hard to get quality alone time with them. They love spending time with their sexy mommy too, drunk or sober. I am fun and horny either way. We spent a few hours this morning eating pussy before I had to work. Maybe I need to take more nights off because I really do enjoy quality family time.