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Not Your Typical Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexI am not your typical grandma. I am a grandma phone sex slut. I am in my 60s and I smoke a lot of weed and I fuck a lot of young boys and girls. I fuck my sons and daughters too. I am going to go out of this world high and full of cum, I have no doubt. My memory is not what it used to be. That is age, distance from my past and a lot of weed. I am not a pot head to just be a pot head. That would be my youngest son. He is a complete stoner. His dick still works, he is successful in his job, so I never give him hell for being a stoner in high school. As I got older, I had a lot of back issues from my chest. I have 44 EEEs. All real. In the 80s, a doctor wanted me to have a breast reduction. I said no. Perhaps I should have said yes because carrying around this extra weight plus a bad car wreck in the 90s fucked up my back. But I want to fuck like I am in m 20s with a perfect back still, so my stoner son turned me on to weed and edibles. High, I can fuck like I am in my 20s and not feel like a 60-year-old woman with a bad back. I refuse to let a little pain stop me from having hot incest sex. I am a kinky old broad who is not going down unless it is on my knees to suck some boy cock. Thanks to my stoner son, I found the secret to keep fucking into my 80s. I get older, my lovers get younger. How hot is that? Men have been doing it forever. Hugh Hefner was in his 80s with twin 18-year-old girlfriends.  That is how I roll. I love young dick. I love young pussy too. My body may be a little broke down, but if I can toke, I can fuck better than any 20 something girl.

Family Fucking Birthday

family fuckingFamily fucking is a way of life for me. I love a day when I start with a couple cocks in my mouth. It was my little granddaughter’s birthday this week. The entire family was together to celebrate her special day. My nephew came and so did my sister. My boyfriend and his son were there too. Now, my sister is a religious nut. She is the only one not in our kinky family games. She has no clue that her nephew is the baby daddy of her great niece. She has no clue that I have been fucking her son since he was a young schoolboy. She has no clue that we are going to raise her grand niece in the incest sex way. And she does not know I am molesting my boyfriend’s son daily. So, we waited until she left to have the real party. My nephew said he wanted to stay the night to spend some time with his cousins and he would drive home in the morning. She never once questioned it. He is super close to his cousins, especially my daughter. Another thing my religious sister does not have a clue about. Once she was gone, cocks came out. My daughter and I had four men to service. I took my son and my nephew. She took my boyfriend and my son. We switched up too because both my daughter and I are horny bitches in need of family cock. The men in the family want as much pussy as they can get too. My little birthday girl watched it all with glee on her face. She would teeter around touching balls and boobs. She may have gotten some family DNA on her cute little face and her chunky, bald little mound too She just laughs and giggles. She loves being part of the fun even if she cannot verbalize it yet. I just love incest phone sex calls where I can tell you things like this. My life is full of dirty stories.

Sexy Granny Loves Young Cock and Modern Technology

sexy grannyThis sexy granny got a pic of her grandson. He is 19, so he can be in pics now. He just does not want to be. And I get it, so I mostly obscured his face and its not a nude. It is a pic of me right before I grabbed his cock. We were in the hotel in a different city for a little getaway. He is back in college now. His spring break is over. He will try to get back to see me for Easter weekend. Right now, all I have are my memories of my stud grandson fucking the shit out of me. He has been doing that for many years now. Yeah, you can do the math. I am a P woman. Proud of it too. My grandson went from jailbait to barely legal, but I still love fucking him. I have another grandson who is fucking me now too, but he does not yet have the skills his older cousin does. I like fucking anyone in my family. I am an incest sex queen, but those young boys really know how to drench my old cougar cunt. I was so horny last night I got on snap chat with both grandsons. Did you know it has a video call feature and it just erases all conversations and videos after an hour or so? Perfect for me jacking off with my jailbait grandson. I put him to bed with a smile on his face. The beauty of being a woman is no down time needed in between orgasms. I came with my middle boy and then called my oldest grandson to cum again. He was happy to see me video messaging him. His cock was happy to see me too. I love modern technology. I can at least see some young grandson cock if it is not right there to fuck me. I am sure sexy grandmas everywhere are happy for modern technology.

Need Gilf Phone Sex?

gilf phone sexNeed GILF phone sex? I am a grandma you would like to fuck. I have more experience than most mothers you would like to fuck. Plus, I look great for my age. Tall, blonde, big tits, a tight shaved pussy and I am always horny. Young studs line up to get some action from this golden girl. I woke up yesterday morning to a noise outside my bedroom window. One of my grandson’s hunky friends had his face pressed up against my bedroom window jacking his dick. He was trying to find the room my grandson was in but got distracted when he saw this sexy granny naked in bed. I brought him inside. I blew his cock until it was as stiff as a woodpecker’s nose. I got him good and hard with my mouth. My nick name is Granny Hoover. I am sure you can infer why, LOL. I lowered my granny snatch on his throbbing cock until his balls were tight against my ass. He lifted my big tits to his mouth, started sucking on a boob as I bounced on his dick. His cock was hard as a hammer, nailing the shit out of my cougar cunt. My grandson heard the racket and came into my room to discover me riding his high school pal. He was not shocked. He Knows what a cougar I am. He just was not going to sit on the sidelines. I let both studs share me. Two young cocks are better than one. I clenched my pussy muscles against the friend’s cock while my grandson took my ass. I love fucking bareback so I can I feel a river of cum pour out my fuck holes. One of the many benefits of fucking a sexy gilf is that you do not have to wear a rubber. My morning began with two young cocks pumping me full of cum. That is never a bad way to start a day.

 

Sexy Grandmas Love Masturbating with Their Granddaughters

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. If you searched your grandma’s panty drawer, you might be shocked at all the sex toys you find. I love masturbating, but I love it more when I have an audience. I have already taught my oldest granddaughter how to pleasure her kitty. Now, it was time to show my middle granddaughter how to give herself a juicy little bald cunnie whenever she wants. Young girls need to know these things. If a woman cannot make herself cum, how is she supposed to show you how to make herself cum? I mirrored what she should be doing. You cannot see her in this photo because well I cannot share those kinds of photos, but she is in front of me with her little legs spread. She loves showing me her bald cunt. Hell, she will show it to anyone. She is a natural whore. I gave her a smaller dildo of mine and I wrote Daddy’s Dick on it. That way she can pretend it is her favorite cock when she is plunging it deep inside her bald little slit. She may be young, but she is an incest sex whore. Out of every girl in the family, she is the one that matches my horny energy the most. I was getting wet watching her impale her tiny bald pussy with a dildo that said, “daddy’s dick.” She was looking at me as I was fucking myself with a big dildo too. I squirted. All over her. She just giggled, licked her lips and kept fucking her pretty bald cunnie. I could not just watch! I had to crawl over to her and lick her bald pussy. I love the taste of a young girl’s pussy. I bet you would too. The rest of the time we spent without toys. Just my sexy granny tongue and fingers were used to pleasure that bald slit. Jealous?

Incest Sex Family

incest sexI am all about incest sex. Most of my callers are too. It is sad that a sexy woman like me with a big incestuous family and a herd of little ones needing continual sex education cannot find a man to date. I know right? I have a phone husband though. He calls me just about every Sunday for some naughty family fun fantasies. He is the man I should have met 40 years ago. He is a bit older than me but not by much. Our lives have run oddly parallel, but we never met. Most days I am like I do not need a third husband. I have three sons and three grandsons who take care of my horny needs. And, I have my incest phone sex husband who takes care of my emotional needs. Maybe I have the perfect life after all? My phone husband and I share a special love for those young bald cunnies as well as those stiff hairless peckers. He makes me long to find a man just like him to complete my kinky clan. It is not often that I get a caller who can appreciate both genders at that tender age that I love so much. When you are the matriarch of a big family, you cannot play favorites. You do need to play with the boys and the girls, so no one gets their feelings hurt. Honestly, my phone husband gets it. Playing with the little boys and the little girls is the best of both worlds. Why should we limit ourselves to just little pussies when we can have little cocks too? If there was a man like my phone husband who would play with my grandsons and my granddaughters with me, I would marry him in a heartbeat. Most men only want to play with the little girls or like my two ex-husbands think I am a freak for being a dirty sexy mommy and granny. Fuck men like my exes. I have a dirty phone husband who loves me just the way I am and I am sure many more who wish I was their wife.

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Sexy Grandmas Get Drunk and Fuck

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are the hot thing right now. I got all sorts of attention last night. My daughters and I went to a fundraiser for our local humane society. It was a fancy event with a live band and all sorts of beer, wine and bourbon tastings. I am a sucker for the animal charities. I did not think I could get drunk on tastings, but I was wrong. I am a big woman. Not fat, but I am 5’9 with huge boobs and some junk in the trunk. My daughters thought it was funny that I got drunk. Old men were hitting on me. Young me were too, especially the vendors pouring the tastings. We had fun. My youngest daughter drove us home. I think they expected me to pass out, but I was just horny as fuck. I wanted mommy sex. When you are a woman, you can still fuck drunk. One of the many benefits of a cunt. My oldest daughter put on a strapon and fucked her drunk mommy while her sister sat on my face. I love eating pussy. I am pretty good at it too. We switched it up a bunch, but each girl was on my face. Each girl was between my legs and each girl got the strapon too. Hell, we just fucked all night long and slept in my bed. We all woke up a little hungover this morning, but it was worth it. It was fun to take a Friday night off and enjoy some time with two of my daughters. It is so hard to get quality alone time with them. They love spending time with their sexy mommy too, drunk or sober. I am fun and horny either way. We spent a few hours this morning eating pussy before I had to work. Maybe I need to take more nights off because I really do enjoy quality family time.

Sexy GILF Mini Gang Bang

sexy gilfThis sexy gilf was on the prowl today. I adopted another dog. I am a sucker for an animal with a hard luck story. I also have found that walking a cute pooch brings out the little ones who are just natural animal lovers. They have no fear when they see a cute furry beast. It was an unseasonably warm day, so I took my new pooch for a walk. His name is Tom after my beloved Tom Petty. I am a rock chick. But I just digressed, LOL. I dressed up in this hot red dress that accentuated my big boobs. I did my long hair in pig tails. They were in fashion when I was a little girl. I thought I looked hot. I took Tom to the park. A bunch of young teen boys playing touch football stopped what they were doing to check out Tom. Maybe he was an excuse to check out this sexy granny. I will never be sure, but Tom was my wingman for the day because those boys came home with me. I had a granny gang bang. Maybe not a gang bang, but I did fuck 4 young teen boys with stiff, hard cocks. They loved my fuck holes and my lack of inhibition. I am not shy when it comes to young cock. I want them all. I let them put two in a hole together so I could entertain all the boys at once. My daughter was secretly filming it. After the boys left, I was full of cum and my cum guzzling daughter was hungry. She played the granny gang bang video, and it was so fucking hot. Illegal and could send me to the big house, but that is part of the fun. Not my fault that those young boys are attracted to me like a moth to flame.

Sexy Grandmas Fuck Their Grandsons

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas masturbate. I have some rather large sex toys in my lingerie drawer that might shock my grandsons if they did not know me Biblically like they do. I talk to guys all the time who are in awe of the things they find snooping around in mommy or grandma’s room. Dirty cum soaked panties, large dildos, dirty movies, and sexy lingerie are just among some of the things my callers find that get them thinking about the mature women in their family differently. My grandsons know all my dirty secrets. They do not have to jack off to GILF porn. They get to fuck me. My youngest grandson has played with me often, but he has not fucked me until recently. That is because I have a well-fucked cunt. Plus, I have given birth to 6 offspring. My pussy is not so tight anymore. Not that anyone in my family minds. It just means my cunt requires a cock at least 4-inches or bigger to stay inside of me. My youngest grandson recently grew in all the right places. That got him a seat at the table. He was my only grandson not fucking me yet. That all changed this week. Now, he has no swimmers yet. Maybe in a few more years, but he still gets a chubby for his sexy granny. He has been eating my pussy and humping my legs for years now. I have been sucking on his pecker since he was in diapers. Being able to fuck all three grandsons means I can be a three-hole grandma. Now that is a special time in this family. I have been a three-hole mommy for several decades. To celebrate, my oldest grandson came home from college this weekend. Last night, I took all three of my grandsons at once and we rotated holes so my youngest grand boy could experience all of my holes. He is one happy camper. I bet you would be too if you knew you could pump your little dick into granny’s fuck holes.

Family fucking party

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I have a family that loves to throw parties. I always enjoy seeing all my cousins ad aunts, and uncles. My sister and I are very into so much incest. We love family fucking at parties and turning our dirty fun into hot moments that will last forever in memory. Beyond turning us into thrill-seekers, I am always in the mood for fun. I’m going to fuck my uncle and my dad at the same time while everyone is lasered focused on what I am doing. I don’t mind turning myself into the fuck toy that gets banged at the same time with little to no protest. Im all for a double stuffed scenario, and better yet, in a family gathering. It makes it even more enjoyable overall.