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Grandma Phone Sex: Wanna Take a Ride with a Sexy Granny?

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Grandma phone sex isn’t what you think. I’m not a blue haired little old lady that pinches your cheeks and embarrasses you in front of folks. I’m in my 50s. I had brats young, my brats had their brats young. So I’m a hot granny with 7 grand angels. That’s a pool of 7 little sex slaves eager to please granny. My oldest grandson is just now learning to drive. I promised I would give him some practice hours on the road today since he had the day off from school. I want him to learn how to drive a manual. No one teaches stick shift anymore, but it gives you the most control of the car. This sexy granny got so turned on watching him take control of a standard shift, I had him pull over. I gave him a sexy little car show. One of the reasons I like stick shift cars is so I can fuck the gear shift. The handle on a stick shift maneuvers in and out of my pussy almost as well as a boy cock. My grandson stroked his cock as I bounced my pussy up and down that gear shift like it was his cock. He shot his load on my chin he was so turned on. How many grandmas do you know that fuck the gear shift of a car to reward their teen grandson for driving so well? We went back to the house to fuck. By the time he drove us back home, his cock was hard again and aching for his granny’s cunt. He wanted to feel how wet I was from the gear shift so I let him finger my pussy. He started finger fucking me and I squirted all over him. Just made him want me more. He fucked my cunt pretty good too. Left me full of boy batter. My old puss got a hell of a ride today.

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I love playing with the little ones!

grandma phone sexI didn’t want to write this blog; I much rather would have been playing with my lil grandbrats. But something this delicious needs to be shared. Something that is that smooth and tiny and sweet needs to be touched and tasted and played with. I love to play with my little ones, but they need a grandpa to join with granny and get in on the loving fun. They want to share their bodies, make me happy and get a cummy treat. They are little cum whores and will do literally anything they can to please…I guess I helped raised them right. They are at my house all the time though, it’s true. Something they’ll never forget. How I raised them all to be good obedient and submissive whores. Something I could not stop doing, ever. It’s what I did to my lil ones and now I am going it to my grandbrats. It’s so perfect, especially with your help.

You’ll love grandma phone sex with me

grandma phone sexI’m not just that hot older lady that you know can take care of your cock as you deserve. I know that what I can do revolves around literally all you ever wanted and desired. I know that I can show you things that will blow your mind and your load…but it’s all because you wanted a woman with experience, a hot woman like myself. I know how to please anyone who cums my way, I’ll see right into you and know what turns you on most and give it to you and that much more. There is no resisting me, and you know you’ll be back for more once I work your cock real good. Age, and experience sure do go hand in hand… I know you will soon see that is as true as it gets when I am working your cock like no one else ever has! Nothing quite like being a mother, except of course being a grandmother! I don’t have to do any disciplining with the wee ones, nope that is their mommy and daddy’s job! I just get to have lots and lots of fun with them! They love my house, do you know why? Well you’ll have to call to found out exactly why I give the best grandma sex out there…

We made cookies for Santa

gilf phone sexOh what fun I had with my little grandbrats the other day. We were making cookies for Santa! As we all very well know he will be coming around soon so the little ones wanted to make sure there was plenty of cookies of him. We were in the kitchen all day, making a huge mess! I didn’t mind, I knew a nice bubble bath with the little ones would follow afterwards. We are a very dirty family to say the least. Once the cookies were done baking and on the cooling racks it was time to get this little grandbrats of mine all cleaned up. Grammy likes her babies clean and happy, and they always love a good bubble bath. I watched them play in it, their little bodies shiny with soap and water. I just wanted to touch them so bad, but that would have to wait till after supper. A night time routine at grandma’s house… I just wish I had a man to share this with.

It is almost Christmas!

grandma phone sexOh yay! Do you know that there is only 11 days till Christmas? Only 11 days I have to wait, but I lucky for me Christmas break won’t be over till next year so the little ones are staying put with me the whole time. They love grandma’s house and they know good and well I am going to make sure they have the best Christmas yet! There will be more than enough treats and toys from Grandma, maybe not the same kind of things the other little ones are getting, but these lil sweeties need to make sure they have the kind of toys grandma likes to play with too! Even the really really young one…it’s best to start of early and nice and fresh if you know what I mean. I am talking candy lube and pretty color dildos to activate those little brains and keep grammy happy with all the playing I will be doing for these munchkins. When they wake up first thing Christmas morning I will have their toys ready to be opened to get the playing started I am so excited to see their little faces as I shove something deep into that lil cunny. Mmm, yes Christmas is almost here!

We’re ready for Santa!

gilf phone sexI am loving this time of year, the little ones are expecting the good old Saint Nicholas to come out and give them presents, so I am most certainly having a fun time as Grammy playing along and getting ready for Santa! I am sure Santa will be coming to tell me that this year I made it onto the naughty list, without a doubt. I know I sure have been a ho ho ho, but most of all I’ve been oh so naughty, and extra fucking dirty with my girls, my little ones. Teaching them that Santa still does cum over and give all  types of presents for the year, the best one of all is Santa’s big pole he has in his pants. I love when he comes over and shows them that making the naughty list is good! Grammy loves to help them be oh so naughty, bad little babes they sure are! They love all the white stuff that comes from Santa’s pole, I tell them if they want to be extra good, they gotta lick it all up! Normally at this point all Grammy can hear is the slurping of some very excited little ones!
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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Dirty Daddy in Uniform for Canadian Remembrance Day

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Don’t worry Canadian soldiers. You aren’t forgotten. This hot granny just loves her Canadian men. My late husband was a Canadian military man who fought in WWII. I’m hoping to hear from some hot boys in uniform today.
Let me share my story with you. My husband was a much older man who married me when I was just a brat. He liked that young pussy and big tits. He was intent on breeding me the first time he got into my virgin panties. He had this really huge horsecock. I mean, I thought he’d split me in half when he first shoved it inside of my girlie cunny. I screamed out, “Daddy, you’re hurting me.” but that just made him fill me with a gushing, impregnating load of sperm. As a teen bride with young ones, I got bored. I would never cheat on him but I was so horny. I started teaching my own spawn to please Mommy. As I got older, Daddy found out and together we shared them. Young cock for me. Cunny for him. They were some horny young ones, born and bred to fuck. It was a family affair. After his death, I continued the tradition, raising a whole crew of little fuckers. Wouldn’t you love to come share with me? My experienced little whores will please you in every way. You can share your own Mommy fantasies and desires with me. I never judge. Come make Mommy rub her pussy as we explore your secret cravings for the perverted and forbidden.
I invite you sexy Canadians to come play the American phone sex way..where mommies are whores with big tits and her brats are willing to serve in every way.

I’m young at heart

gilf phone sexI know what you’re thinking, you think I look too young to be a grandma, and in most cases you are probably right, but my family is full of little sluts getting knocked up all the time, (even me when I was a bit younger, apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree) and those little sluts made my hot ass a grandma already! But it is okay, because grandma still has more game than anyone I know, and I can still please any man, woman, hell even a tranny, like there is no tomorrow!  All of my brats know that, because I taught them well, and they know that there is no teacher like me. That is why just like any family all the little ones get dumped off at my house, my brats want their brats to learn how to do things right. I cannot blame them either. Now what I teach in my house is different from any other. The little ones all get very close with each other and learn a lot, there are many ways to learn things, so I do my best to use them all. For the brats that have to watch before they do, I use porn role play, no boring tv shows around here! They sit there and watch the porn and then have to do it exactly how they saw, or they have to start over. For the brats that have to be told what to do I have to spend more time with. I have to coach them on how the right way and wrong way to lick, flick, and suck on a clit is. They should really be teaching this stuff in school. My favorites of the brats are the ones that just get in there and do it. But we all know practice makes perfect.

Incest Phone Sex Pays the Rent

incest phone sex big titsThere was a loud knock on the door this morning. I leaped out of bed to see who it was. My landlord stopped by for the rent. Well, I was a few hundred dollars short. I offered him a blowjob, he laughed. I offered my body he laughed harder. Then my little granddaughter waddled out of the bedroom in just a pair of pink little cotton panties. I saw my landlord shift his stance, and readjust his pants. He couldn’t take his gaze off my angel. “Go give Uncle Scott a hug honey,” I instructed her. She wrapped her arms around his hips which put her face right in his crotch. She giggled. “I made his thing move,” she said with a smile.

“Unzip your pants Scott, my baby girl will make up that couple hundred I owe you,” I suggested. He wasted no time. His big hard cock flopped out of his jeans. He had to sit down so she could really get a hold of it. Her tiny mouth tried to swallow his shaft, but she gagged. I told her to go slower, like I showed her with her brother. She took a deep breath, pulled back, and tried again. She started licking on his shaft at the base, slowly working up. Tiny hands gripped his cock. He was panting like a dog in heat. The only reason any one rejects me is because they like them younger, really younger.

mommy phone sex sexy gilfI sat their rubbing my juicy pussy, getting really wet. I let Scott know it was okay to fuck my baby girl. She was tight, virgin tight, but every girl needs to lose their virginity sometime, right? Why not for a good cause like preventing her sexy granny from being homeless. I squirted lube on her pussy, fingered her for a bit to get her primed for his fuck stick. It was going to hurt regardless, but I could ease the pain a bit. I guided his cock into her tiny pussy. She screamed a bit, but I stroked her hair, telling her what a good girl she was for granny.

I think my landlord lasted 5 minutes in her tight pussy. I soothed her swollen cunt with my mouth and tongue. Licked that cherry flavored sperm from her little cunnie. My landlord gave me a receipt for the rent that said paid in full. So proud of my grand girl.