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The Calling

kinky phone sex dorisYesterday Inez and I decided to take a Sunday drive. We had no destination in mind we just wanted to go for a ride and see where the road was going to take us. As we were driving down the road we saw a sign in front of a church that read, “The most powerful position is on your knees”  Inez took a picture of it, we got a great little chuckle and made several jokes as we continued driving. It wasn’t much longer before we passed another church and they had a message on their marque that read, “Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit” Again Inez took a picture and we laughed about this one a lot and it made us both wet. With our hands in each other’s panties we kept driving and it wasn’t long before another sign popped up, this one read “Open your mouth and I will fill it” By now we were both hot as hell and pretty sure that someone was trying to tell us something. We jokingly agreed that if we saw one more sign on a church referring to oral sex we would stop at that church and fill each others mouth with cum right there inside the church. Sure enough, just around the corner, big as life, there was a sign “A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees” Turning into the parking lot we took our horny, wet pussies inside and 69ed in the back pew, both of us cumming so hard we couldn’t be quiet. We answered the calling all right!incest phone sex doris

Incest Phone Sex Trick and Treats

incest phone sex mommyIncest phone sex calls are my specialty. I am a dirty mommy and a dirty granny. What can I say, I love those little hairless cocks and balls. So when my young grand angels wanted to have a little Halloween party for some school friends, I said hell yes. I am all about those hard treats. This was a mixed party, even better, because I love playing with little girls almost as much as I love playing with little boys. We played my favorite Halloween game. I blindfold the munchkins, while they lick candy out of my ass and cunt. They have to guess the flavor. I can put anything up my old snatch from chocolate bars to candy. Everything in my warm wet fuck holes melts inside me, producing a nice sweet and musky taste. The little ones love licking until they can decide just what Halloween treat they are licking from my cougar cunt. Sometimes they just keep licking even though they already correctly guessed! I even get candy in return. All over my big natural boobs.

If you have a little one you are trying to train to suck your dick or eat your pussy, trust me, a candy covered cock or candy filled cunt is the perfect way to make them want to go down on you. Been a popular game in my family for decades.

I’m young at heart

gilf phone sexI know what you’re thinking, you think I look too young to be a grandma, and in most cases you are probably right, but my family is full of little sluts getting knocked up all the time, (even me when I was a bit younger, apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree) and those little sluts made my hot ass a grandma already! But it is okay, because grandma still has more game than anyone I know, and I can still please any man, woman, hell even a tranny, like there is no tomorrow!  All of my brats know that, because I taught them well, and they know that there is no teacher like me. That is why just like any family all the little ones get dumped off at my house, my brats want their brats to learn how to do things right. I cannot blame them either. Now what I teach in my house is different from any other. The little ones all get very close with each other and learn a lot, there are many ways to learn things, so I do my best to use them all. For the brats that have to watch before they do, I use porn role play, no boring tv shows around here! They sit there and watch the porn and then have to do it exactly how they saw, or they have to start over. For the brats that have to be told what to do I have to spend more time with. I have to coach them on how the right way and wrong way to lick, flick, and suck on a clit is. They should really be teaching this stuff in school. My favorites of the brats are the ones that just get in there and do it. But we all know practice makes perfect.

Panty Boy Punishment

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I whooped me some boy ass last night. You greedy little fucker. I had already given you several pairs of old panties to play with and what do I find you doing? Stealing my pretty new ones. Granny caught you red-handed wearing one pair with 2 more set aside in a pile. Now, I tolerate your boy-slut ways, but you need a lesson.
I roughly threw you face down on the bed, and using my hand, I began to bust that ass. You squirmed and begged like a pathetic bitch and my hand began to hurt. I was so fucking mad that I grabbed my vibrator. You saw the twinkle of evil in my eyes when I turned it on and you begged even more. “Please, Gram, I’ll be good. No more panties.”
“Too late, little one. You wanna be a girlie. I’ll teach you.” I licked the large vibe and pulled down your panties. Your cute round ass was at my mercy. I pushed it in suddenly, enjoying your cries of pain. Your rectum was filled with 9 inches of thick meat. I began to pump it furiously, goading you. “You like being a slut, Billy. Get you some cock.”
After a few more cries, you began to move, taking it deeper, liking your punishment way too much. I could feel your swollen cock through the satin panties, jabbing into my thighs. And then you gushed, right through the silkiness and all over Grandma’s thigh. Feeling your wetness, my granny pussy convulsed too.
Do you have panty desires and need the punishment of a real grandmother? This older mom loves her grown up panty boys and welcomes them to be part of the family. Don’t be shy. Come take your medicine.

Wet and Wild

kinky phone sex darlaMy boy didn’t know that I was watching him. There he sat, his face illuminated by the glow of the computer screen, sitting there in the cutest pair of pink laced panties with matching bra. Staring at the porn that was in front of him while rubbing his little dick. I watched as he eriodically spit in his hand and lubbed up his clitty. I watched as he grabbed one of my dildos off his desk and lifted himself up enough to slide it into his tight little hole maoning and wiggling on the rod inside him while rubbing faster and faster. Usually he has me join him but I guess this time he just wanted some alone time. I stood there as long as I could with my fingers in my soaked panties. Finally I had to turn around and get into a cold shower. I didn’t even bother to take off my baby doll nightie. I had to finish myself off and I didn’t want him to hear me.

Sexy Granny School Time Quickie

sexy granny big titsSexy granny is what all my grand angels call me. My middle grandson is dealing with some separation anxiety now that he has gone back to school. He misses granny’s pussy. On his lunch break at school we face time talked on our smart phones. He went into the bathroom so I could see his hard dick. See how much he was missing me. His little hairless pecker was so hard. It was twitching at the sound of my voice. I was getting super wet. I could feel my pussy leaking into my panties, so I took them off. He asked to see my big boobies, so off came my dress too. I laid on the couch rubbing my pussy telling him to be a good boy and stroke his cock for granny. He loves rubbing his nub for me. I love spreading my pink puss for him. I told him I was pretending my fingers were his tongue. I could see his boy batter well up in his balls at the thought of licking granny’s old puss. He stroked his little dick and finger fucked my cougar cunt. We came together. Now that’s what this grandma calls a school quickie. Thank goodness for modern technology. What did p women do before smart phones when their little ones were at school?

Meet Me At The Alter

kinky phone sex lillyWhen he told me what he wanted to do my knees felt weak and the fear built to the pit of my stomach. And then the fear was replaced with excitement and a sense of adventure. A hundred questions were running through my mind including “What if we got caught?” but the pull to do it was to strong.
I could feel myself shaking as he held my hand and we walked up the steps toward the heavy wooden doors. My pussy was pumping juice as fast as my blood was pumping adrenalin and the thrill was almost more then I could take.
We got inside and walked down the long marble floored isle to the very front where there was an repressive black and gray marbled alter.
He slowly undressed me, my body shivering a bit as my nipples hardened from the cool air.
When he got to my panties, he smiled because they were soaked and he put them to his face inhaling the musky smell.
The only thing that remained on my body were my heels.
As soon as he started snapping pictures I lost myself in place and time. He got some great shots and we fucked right there on the cold marble floor before going back home to enjoy his handy work and fuck some more!

Mikey Has a Sleepover

kinky phone sex lillyMichelle is spending the night with a friend so I told Mikey he could invite a friend over for the night. We had a great night, ordering in pizza, playing video games and watching a movie.
I have to admit that I was feeling a little neglected with Michelle gone and Mikey involved with his friend.
They went into Mikey’s room to play and I picked up the house thinking about going to my room to masturbate all alone, something I rarely do.
As I approached Mikey’s door to tell them good night I stopped short.
Mikey’s friend was telling him how pretty I was and how it made his cock stiff and tingly. I heard Mikey offer to let his friend smell my panties telling him how good they smelled.
My hand went to my pussy and I started to rub as I listened.
I could hear Mikey’s friend exclaim at how wonderful the smell was and how hard he was getting
That is when Mikey confessed to the things we do and offered to bring his friend in my room to join in.
I quickly went to my room and striped down to my lingerie listening as the little footsteps got closer to my door.

I just LOVE my little ones!

incest phone sexThe little ones have started coming over after school, since it just started back up again – and let me tell you how fun that’s been! I of course do the responsible thing and make them do all their homework and help them with each and every question they have – they are very comfortable with me so they have no issues with asking me for help of all kinds. Once their homework is done and I’ve fed them all a nice healthy treat I’ll get straight to teaching them what they DIDN’T learn at school today. First we had a little review of our last session, when I taught them all about fingering! They took turns using their little hands and fingers to fuck my wet horny pussy and once I came and confirmed they had passed that part of their homework I moved onto their newest lesson in oral sex. They were so happy they had done well in pleasing grammy, I could see their excitement clearly. They told me all about how they practiced together to make sure they got it just right! I couldn’t be more proud. I went straight to my next lesson, and showed them just how to suck cock using one of theirs and showing them – and he loved being the example student! His tiny little boner came in no time, and next I needed to use the other one for my example student and she was just as excited as her brother had been! I ate her tiny soft pussy out quick and hard, and before I knew it I could taste her sweet cum on her hairless pussy lips and I was licking greedily and today’s lesson was done and over with! Tomorrow after school they get to practice on myself, and some friends of mine – and tonight’s homework they are to practice on each other! I just know they will excel in this subject!

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Oh Sissy Your So Fine

kinky phone sex sissyAn ode to Sissy, to the tune of Oh Mickey…kinky phone sex sissy movie

Dancing Sissy

Oh Sissy You’re So Fine

Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy

Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,
Hey Sissy

Oh Sissy, you’re so fine
You’re so fine you blow my mind, hey Sissy,

Hey Sissy!
You’ve been a sissy all your life and that’s a little long
You think you’ve got the right but I think you’ve got it wrong
Why can’t you prance all day not just when you’re home, Sissy

Jingly jangly bell wearing pansy you are such a joke
You’re little bitty clitty can’t even give a poke
That pink penis pouch is the final note, Sissy

Oh Sissy, what a pity you really are a man

You really look so fake as you approach the stand

Oh Sissy, you’re so pretty, can’t you understand
It’s girls like you Sissy
Oh, what you do Sissy, do Sissy
Don’t be a man, Sissy

Hey Sissy!kinky phone sex sissy2

And now Sissy here are Miss Darla’s demands as a superior female:

1. You will sing this tune in it’s entirity every day from now until Vaca to your Princess in addition to singing it to each and every one of us while we are on Vaca

2. We have all come to the conclusion that as our very own Sissy you should honor us with more money for our Vaca. After all we work so hard at humiliating you and we show great restraint when it comes to not using your name in our blogs.

In conclussion your wondrful Princess has given us all permission to commit he final act of outing you by adding your name to our blogs. Won’t “Oh Sissy” sound so much better as “Oh Michael Fra….”?