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GILF Phone Sex Fun

GILF phone sexGILF phone sex anyone?  I know you have heard of MILFs. But I am better than a mommy. I am a grandma. Not just any grandma either. I am a GILF. Maybe you never rubbed one out to your grandma, but maybe she didn’t look like me either. I of course started out as a sexy MILF. But now that my offspring are all grown up with little ones of their own, I have graduated to sexy GILF status. A sexy dirty GILF. I bet if your grandma did even a quarter of the things I do to my grand angels, you would have been jacking your dick to your grandma too. Today I discovered one of my little granddaughters playing with tiny bald cunnie. Maybe some grandparents would be shocked that such a young thing was playing with her clitty, but not me. I encourage touching  one’s self. The art of self love is the best gift we can give ourselves. Lilly had on some pretty pink cotton panties and no shirt. If you have a P cock, you would love spending time with this dirty grandma. Age has not slowed me down at all. My little grand angels make me so horny. When I saw Lilly rubbing her little nub, I crawled between her legs to get a better look at that pretty pink slit. I slid my tongue deep inside her pussy while my nose tickled her clit. I slit a finger in her little puckered butt hole and she let out a gasp then said, “ohhh granny that feels good.” I replaced my finger with my tongue driving my little slutkin crazy. She was ready for much more than my tongue or finger if you know what I mean. Too bad you aren’t my neighbor. We can always pretend, however.

This Sexy Granny Loves P Men

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went to the public pool yesterday. Did you know that a community pool is a P man’s delight? I had my littlest granddaughter with me. She has a chubby little body, cherub face, sort of just waddles but looks so adorable in a little bikini. I have  50 GG breasts and she was getting all the attention. I seductively lathered her body up in sun tan lotion then walked her around the pool showing her off to the perverts. Men were getting whiplash snapping their heads to check out my little angel. When we sat back down, the vultures swooped in.  I love watching dirty old men compete for the attention of one of my little ones. I am pretty selective in regards to who I let molest my grand angels. I do love them after all. I settled on Bert. He was my age at least. Salt and peppered hair. Hairy chest, well tanned and toned. Very yummy to look at. I was going to enjoy watching him with my angel. His cock was big though.  The head poked through his swim trunks like an anaconda saying hello. I told my angel we were going to invite Mr. Bert to come use our pool. When we got home, I taught her how to pet his snake. His cock was throbbing as her little hands caressed his cock. Her eyes were wide as the sky. I had her kiss the head. At that moment Mr. Bert lost it. He shot a load of cum in her face that knocked her down. She giggled and said his pet snake spit on her. I watched as she licked off the snake spit. She made a yummy sound, bounced back up and asked for more. How could I say no? What Mr. Bert did to that little pussy of hers I can’t put in print, but trust me, if you are a P man, you would be so jealous.

Wet And Wild

kinky phone sex darlaI love hot summer days and being naked by the pool. The way the sun makes every inch of my skin tingle as I become sun kissed just for you.

I know you will be here soon and you will find me like this. Will I be lounging on a float my eyes closed, lost in my own little world as I float on the cool water with my legs slightly spread revealing my moist pink pussy lips?

Or will you find me sitting on the pool steps, the water just under my hard nipples, rippling from the movement of my hand fucking my cunt underneath the surface, my head thrown back as my breathing gets heavier with each passing second and you wait for the moan of pleasure as I climax.

The thrill of not knowing how you will find me coupled with the anticipation of knowing that you will fuck me right here in the sun over and over has my pussy wet and wild for the summer love that only you can give me.

Grandma Phone Sex: Help an Old Broad Out

grandma phone sexEver fantasize about having grandma phone sex? I bet your granny would love your hard young cock. You would be doing her a favor by fucking her. Unless she looks like me. Then she would be doing you a favor. My grandsons are very popular at school because of me. All  their little friends want to hang out at my place because we have an in ground swimming pool and I wear a skimpy bikini showing off my big natural jugs. Young men love a sexy older woman with curves and big boobs. And GILFS like me, love you young boys. I am a sexy granny, but my options for sexual playmates are slim and few. Men my age have health issues that affect the pecker or are married. Men in their 30s and 40s are often going through their mid life crisis period and want a coed to fuck. So, that leaves you young ones with your perpetual hard ons to fuck old dirty whores like me. I never turn down a working dick, and no dick works better than a teen boy’s dick. I can man you up, teach you how to please the ladies while getting my old rocks off. Granny is waiting boys.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!

Don’t you love sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love sexy grandma pics? I bet you do or you wouldn’t have stumbled across my page, now would you? Mhm, I knew you did, grandma knows all sweetheart and don’t you forget it! Anyway, did you ever wonder who was taking all these sexy granny pictures? Let me give you a hint, it’s not some boring professional photographer that’s for sure, I have my sweet and perfect grandson take all of my sexy pictures. He’s very good with a camera and he gets all the most flattering shots but by far the best part is that I get to fuck his brains out after he’s done taking pictures. The whole time he is clicking away, I can see his cock getting harder and harder and I know that he is waiting eagerly for grandma to come and suck it the way he likes best!

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Don’t worry sweetheart, this grandma will have plenty of time for you too… and right now my time is cheap as hell! Take a look at my specials, I bet you can find one that will work for you… now don’t keep granny waiting!

Mature Sexy Women Love My Grandsons

mature sexy women samanathaMature sexy women know how to have fun. I am part of a cougar club. There are several women in my neighborhood like me. In their 50s, with sons who they fuck, but who no longer live at home with them. Like me they have empty nest syndrome. However, unlike me, they do not have grandsons yet. I have three. And guess what? I love to share them. I am happy to spread the joy that my grandsons bring to my pussy with my hot sexy cougar pals. My grandsons certainly love it. Last week, while my boys were on Spring Break, I called a meeting of the cougar club. Not one sexy gilf, but 5 showed up to play with my grandsons during their school break. I can play with them anytime, so I just sat back, masturbated my pussy and enjoyed the show. My grandsons showed my pals how good they eat pussy and lick ass. My cougar friends showed my grand boys how good they blow hairless cocks and swallow boy seed. I showed them all how hard I squirt watching my grand angels service some dirty old broads with cobwebs in their cunts. My boys did me proud. T hey each fucked a cougar twice so my friends left with multiple loads of boy batter up their fuck holes. They were a little spent afterwards, but they mustered up enough energy to lick their granny’s wet pussy. I have the best grandsons.

Cougars love my grand angels. Maybe you would too?

Here Cums Sissy Cottontail

kinky phone sex darlaLet me share Harley’s favorite bed time story with you.

Once upon a time there was a boy. He always knew he was different, not like the other boys. He would sneak into his mommy’s room and admire all her pretty things. He longed to wear the pretty jewelry and have beautiful dresses just like hers to wear. He would daydream about being able to dress up and go out into the world as a pretty girl. Time passed and he grew up, got married, had girls of his own and worked as big time lawyer. But he couldn’t deny the inner sissy fighting to get out. Yearning for a Mistress he started calling phone sex lines and soon found Princess Levi, the Mistress of his dreams. Finally he became the Sissy he had always dreamed of. Mistress Levi gave Sissy permission to dress in frilly dresses and to wear jingly jangly bracelets and pretty gold hoop earrings. She sent Sissy out once a month for a special day of prancing around in public. A day of humiliation and shame just as she deserved. Sissy grew to love her Mistress so much that she became a piggy pet and the Tinkerbell Transvestite mascot for all Mistress’s girlies at Fuckalicious, Finally Sissy had a home and lived happily ever after being outed as the Fairy Faggot she had always been.

Happy Easter Sissy Cottontail!sissy training sissy

I just can’t keep my hands off it!

grandma phone sexGrandma can’t keep her hands off her grandson’s perfect little dick! Every time I get my hands on that cock it gets SO hard! All for me. It’s a small little dick, because he is a young one but still…it can satisfy a dirty grandma like me! I like to feel a nice ribbed cock that fills granny up better than anything! I know I am going to have plenty of time with him over spring break…I am going to enjoy tasting his cock all day every day. Every boys dream vacation is to have their cock pampered. By not just anyone but a woman of experience and love. Someone who knows exactly how to treat that cock! Kisses to get that precum on my lips, licks and lots of sucking to get that whole cock in my mouth to taste every last inch. Grandma sucks that cock best! And I am going to get it all the whole spring break over and over…until his little balls are empty.