Tag: sexy GILF

Sexy Granny Samantha

sexy grannyThis sexy granny got some hardcore family fun today. This was a mild day as far as the heat index was concerned. You know what that means? Pool fucking. My teen grandson who is just learning to drive, came by for a dip in granny’s pool and her pussy. He spent more time in my pussy than my pool. You probably remember those horny teen years well. You would have given your left nut to have a hot mature woman in your life fucking you every time you got a boner. I love fucking my grandson. It works well for me too. What woman in her 50s wouldn’t want to fuck a teen boy? Dicks are always stiff as a board. Those hard cocks always work. They never have a problem getting hard. All they need to get hard again is a couple minutes and a snack. And, they can rabbit fuck you all night long and never stroke out or get a cramp. Not to mention  you can teach them how to eat and fuck you exactly how you like. I have been convincing all my sexy GILF friends that they need to start being dirty grannies. No one is going to fuck you better than your horny teen grandson.

Have you seen our specials?

sexy gilfDid you know that we have several great specials for you to choose from? Well we sure do, and all you need to do to get one is ask! We have the 21 minute special, that one is only $31 for US callers and $41.50 for international callers, isn’t that a great deal? Or if you want a little more time, try the 33 minute special, it is only $48 dollars for US callers and $64.50 international. If you are feeling like that just isn’t enough time for you, we have the 75 minute special too, that one is only $125 for US callers and $162.50 for international! What could be better than that? Umm maybe the two girl special that’s what! You get 2 girls for 15 minutes for only $50 for US callers and $75 international! Just remember to ask for you special baby or you won’t get one… you don’t want to miss out now do you?

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Dirty Sexy GILF Samantha: Who Wants My Granddaughter’s Cherry?

sexy GILFThis sexy GILF is going to be really sad when summer is over. I have been having so much fun with my grandbabies around. This has been an important summer for one of my granddaughters, Lilly. She has become a woman. She got her first period. Her hips widened. She left the training bra days behind her and is now wearing a barely B cup grown up bra. She is not quite a woman, but no longer a little girl. I have been teaching her all about boys too. Soon her hormones will be raging. She can already give life and I like the idea of her becoming  a pregnant slut. Her cycle is not regular yet, but that doesn’t mean she cannot get knocked up. Her older cousin has expressed interest in being her first cock. I can’t decide if I want a teen boy to fuck that young pussy or a man like yourself. What do you think? On the one hand it is very hot to think of her teen cousin impregnating her and taking her virginity. On the other hand, older men are much better lovers. Their cocks are bigger; they can last longer and they know how to please a girl. My grandson is very skilled in fucking because I taught him how to please women. However, he is young and hedonistic sometimes, so he can’t always apply his knowledge. I am thinking of auctioning off her virginity, pay for our next family vacation. Ever see the movie Pretty Baby with a very young Brooke Shields? That movie is so hot to me. This young girl is born into a brothel. When she is my granddaughter’s age, her virginity is sold. That was the 70s, before the Internet. I can get an online bidding war over a young girl’s pussy. I can make even more breeding the hot young thing. Any takers? My callers get first dibs on that sweet young cunnie.

Milf Kathy wants to be a GILF! Can you help her?

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I love being a milf. The hot mommy with the big titties and the perfectly round ass.. and fuck look at my sexy belly. I look damn good for being a mother to three yes that is right THREE beautiful girls. They look just like their mommy. Long blonde hair, tan skin, long legs and a ass that loves to take cum loads! Being a Mommy has blessed me in so many ways! I get to fuck my sweet angels when ever I fucking want to!

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I get asked all the time by the men who I pimp my three sweet tight angels out to… “Aren’t you worried they will get pregnant?” The question always makes my pussy wet. I love getting my nipples sucked on.. So if one of my angels were to get knocked up… I would become one hot and young Grandma… And you know my sweet granddaughter is going to love eating her Grandma’s pussy just like her mommy and aunties!

GILF Phone Sex Fun

GILF phone sexGILF phone sex anyone?  I know you have heard of MILFs. But I am better than a mommy. I am a grandma. Not just any grandma either. I am a GILF. Maybe you never rubbed one out to your grandma, but maybe she didn’t look like me either. I of course started out as a sexy MILF. But now that my offspring are all grown up with little ones of their own, I have graduated to sexy GILF status. A sexy dirty GILF. I bet if your grandma did even a quarter of the things I do to my grand angels, you would have been jacking your dick to your grandma too. Today I discovered one of my little granddaughters playing with tiny bald cunnie. Maybe some grandparents would be shocked that such a young thing was playing with her clitty, but not me. I encourage touching  one’s self. The art of self love is the best gift we can give ourselves. Lilly had on some pretty pink cotton panties and no shirt. If you have a P cock, you would love spending time with this dirty grandma. Age has not slowed me down at all. My little grand angels make me so horny. When I saw Lilly rubbing her little nub, I crawled between her legs to get a better look at that pretty pink slit. I slid my tongue deep inside her pussy while my nose tickled her clit. I slit a finger in her little puckered butt hole and she let out a gasp then said, “ohhh granny that feels good.” I replaced my finger with my tongue driving my little slutkin crazy. She was ready for much more than my tongue or finger if you know what I mean. Too bad you aren’t my neighbor. We can always pretend, however.

This Sexy Granny Loves P Men

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went to the public pool yesterday. Did you know that a community pool is a P man’s delight? I had my littlest granddaughter with me. She has a chubby little body, cherub face, sort of just waddles but looks so adorable in a little bikini. I have  50 GG breasts and she was getting all the attention. I seductively lathered her body up in sun tan lotion then walked her around the pool showing her off to the perverts. Men were getting whiplash snapping their heads to check out my little angel. When we sat back down, the vultures swooped in.  I love watching dirty old men compete for the attention of one of my little ones. I am pretty selective in regards to who I let molest my grand angels. I do love them after all. I settled on Bert. He was my age at least. Salt and peppered hair. Hairy chest, well tanned and toned. Very yummy to look at. I was going to enjoy watching him with my angel. His cock was big though.  The head poked through his swim trunks like an anaconda saying hello. I told my angel we were going to invite Mr. Bert to come use our pool. When we got home, I taught her how to pet his snake. His cock was throbbing as her little hands caressed his cock. Her eyes were wide as the sky. I had her kiss the head. At that moment Mr. Bert lost it. He shot a load of cum in her face that knocked her down. She giggled and said his pet snake spit on her. I watched as she licked off the snake spit. She made a yummy sound, bounced back up and asked for more. How could I say no? What Mr. Bert did to that little pussy of hers I can’t put in print, but trust me, if you are a P man, you would be so jealous.

Wet And Wild

kinky phone sex darlaI love hot summer days and being naked by the pool. The way the sun makes every inch of my skin tingle as I become sun kissed just for you.

I know you will be here soon and you will find me like this. Will I be lounging on a float my eyes closed, lost in my own little world as I float on the cool water with my legs slightly spread revealing my moist pink pussy lips?

Or will you find me sitting on the pool steps, the water just under my hard nipples, rippling from the movement of my hand fucking my cunt underneath the surface, my head thrown back as my breathing gets heavier with each passing second and you wait for the moan of pleasure as I climax.

The thrill of not knowing how you will find me coupled with the anticipation of knowing that you will fuck me right here in the sun over and over has my pussy wet and wild for the summer love that only you can give me.

Grandma Phone Sex: Help an Old Broad Out

grandma phone sexEver fantasize about having grandma phone sex? I bet your granny would love your hard young cock. You would be doing her a favor by fucking her. Unless she looks like me. Then she would be doing you a favor. My grandsons are very popular at school because of me. All  their little friends want to hang out at my place because we have an in ground swimming pool and I wear a skimpy bikini showing off my big natural jugs. Young men love a sexy older woman with curves and big boobs. And GILFS like me, love you young boys. I am a sexy granny, but my options for sexual playmates are slim and few. Men my age have health issues that affect the pecker or are married. Men in their 30s and 40s are often going through their mid life crisis period and want a coed to fuck. So, that leaves you young ones with your perpetual hard ons to fuck old dirty whores like me. I never turn down a working dick, and no dick works better than a teen boy’s dick. I can man you up, teach you how to please the ladies while getting my old rocks off. Granny is waiting boys.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!