Daisy and I got our lunch for free today. See, we went out for a nice meal just the 2 of us but after we ate I realized that I forgot my purse at home and since Daisy was broke we were stuck there with no way to pay, wondering if we were gonna have to do a dine and dash! How embarrassing, right? Well, it was a good thing that our waiter was an older gentleman that was very obviously into us, we just offered him a quickie in the bathroom if he would buy our lunch and he quickly agreed. We followed him in there and started sucking his dick and that was pretty much all it took, he came all over our faces without ever seeing us naked! Whatever, we didn’t care we got a free meal and went home to fuck each other instead!
Tag: Mommy phone sex
Daisy and I got our lunch for free
How I Became a GILF Phone Sex Operator
People ask me all the time, how I became a GILF phone sex operator. It is simple really. I love talking dirty. When my sons and daughters went off to college, I had empty nest and pussy syndrome. They didn’t all leave the house at the same time, however, I missed each one more than I thought. My eldest son is in his 30s. He went to college before either of us had a cell phone, but he had a phone in his fraternity house. We used to write dirty letters to each other, but one time we had phone sex on his house phone. It was late at night and his brothers were sleeping. He snuck into the phone closest and rubbed one out with his sexy mom. Phone sex was around then, but girls like me worked from an office and you called a 900 number usually. I seriously doubt that the women then played with themselves because they were in cubicles next to each other. My son and I talked dirty on the phone several times a week. When the rest of my brood went off to school, we found time for dirty talk too. My youngest son and daughter had cell phones, which made play time together much easier. With the last off my offspring in college, I had no more support coming in, so I needed a job. A friend of mine suggested that I get into phone sex because the industry was shifting from young girls and porn stars, to mommies and grannies; plus, modern technology allowed you to work from home. Mature sexy women rule the phone sex industry now. We must thank my sons and daughters though for giving me my love for dirty talk and mutual masturbation. Credit goes to you fellow perverts too. I stay in this business because so many of you want to hear my real life dirty mommy and granny stories. Best job ever for an old incest sex whore.
Cougar Phone Sex and the Paper Boy
Now that I am in my forties, almost fifties, I love cougar phone sex. I am that mature whore your parents warned you about. The Mrs. Robinson of the neighborhood who preys on young boys. My son and daughter have lots of friends, so I have been seducing young boys for decades, my son included. Last night, a new boy entered my life and my pussy. He took over the paper route for his older brother who is in college now. I was fond of that paper boy too. He fucked me every Sunday for several years when he would collect his weekly delivery fee. My pussy and ass were his tips. When I found out Zach was Ryan’s baby brother, my pussy got wet. This boy was no prey, however. If anything, I was the prey. He let me know that he would be collecting the paper money the same way his brother did in the past. His brother told him all about me and he was not about to be short changed my pussy and ass. He was so cute trying to blackmail me into fucking him. I would have fucked him anyway. It was hot that he was so dominant for his age. He was younger than his brother when he first started delivering my paper, yet I had to seduce his brother. I let him try out my cougar cunt before he even delivered my first paper. His cock was quite impressive for his age. Fairly certain, he is “black mailing” other horny milfs too. He was no virgin like his older brother was when I first fucked him. A young paper boy gave this sexy mommy a hot squirting pussy. I let him take my ass too. I think I am going to love collection day even more than I did before.
I’ll do anything for dick!
I’ll do anything for dick, seriously I will do whatever it takes to get a cock in this horny pussy! I was at the flea market yesterday morning and I may have gone a little overboard but I was horny! See, there was this sexy man there selling vegetables and all I could think about was how bad I wanted that big eggplant in his pants. I shamelessly asked him if he wanted to fuck and even tho he was a little surprised, he eagerly followed me to the parking lot. I sucked that dick till it was rock hard then I had him bend me over and fuck the shit out of me right there in that parking lot! It was a good thing that it was so early and there weren’t a lot of people around or we would have been in trouble!
Encouraging the Mommy Phone Sex Experience
I was asked recently what I do for a living. I didn’t want to admit to being a mommy phone sex slut; at least not to a group of PTA moms who already don’t like me. I told them I was a stay at home mom. The truth is my ex husband is wealthy. He is paying support on three boys plus I get alimony. I don’t need to work. I do phone sex because it is fun and hot. After the meeting, one of the ladies told me she knows what I really do. Apparently, her son, who is friends with my youngest boy, has been reading my phone sex blogs and jacking off to my pictures. I thought she was going to bust me to the other soccer moms, but she admitted she was curious about my lifestyle. She wanted to know if I really had incest sex with my boys or if what I wrote was all fantasy. I assured her it was true. I explained that incest has been in my family for generations. I asked her if she fucked her son or played with her daughter. She admitted to having dirty thoughts but lacking the guts to act. I invited her over for dinner. I told her to bring her son and her daughter. I am happy to share my dirty life with other women; at least women who I think want what I have with my sons. My sons were happy to see her. She is a hot mom too. They were also happy to see her daughter. Not as happy as me, however. I rolled us some strong joints, poured us some wine and waited until she was too high to fight me. That is when I fucked her little girl. My boys were great accomplices. They fucked their friend’s mom to distract her from the fun I was having with her young girl. I didn’t forget about her son either. I fucked him next. Hopefully, she will have dinner with us a couple times a week. She seemed to enjoy our family fucking.


















