So I have come to the conclusion that I am nothing more than a breeding whore that raises a harem of little whores for all you horny men. I never really thought of myself that way before, I just love being pregnant and I love having all my little brats around to play with too. But when you think about it… that is exactly what I am and you know what? I couldn’t be more proud to be one! I plan on getting knocked up as often and as long as I possibly can, and when I get too old to have anymore brats… well, I will simply pass that duty down to all of my daughters. We’re going to be a family of whores all colors of the rainbow, so many too choose from that it will blow your fucking mind! I better start looking for my next sperm donor now because there’s only a few months left until my new bundle arrives and I want to be pregnant again as soon as possible! What about you baby? Do you have some cum for me?
Tag: kinky phone sex
Cougar Phone Sex: Sometimes a Sexy Mommy Needs Man Dick
I was at a bar over the weekend. I love my boys, love fucking them; but I needed some big cocks. I didn’t realize I walked into a cougar bar. My friends laughed and informed that any wine bar is cougar bar. So, I am sitting at the bar of the Twisted Cork, sipping on a Chardonnay, waiting for an older man to hit on me. I think the oldest man in the room was almost half my age. Yep. It was a cougar bar, and the boys were cougar bait. Before long there was a swarm of mid twenty somethings in suits around me. I felt like I was cheating on my boys, but sometimes a woman needs a man cock. I had plenty to choice from at the Twisted Cork.
These young men were professionals. Recent college grads, good jobs, looking for an uncomplicated fuck. A cougar is just that. I let them buy me more wine, but after my fourth glass, I couldn’t choose one to bring home with me, so I brought all four home with me. My boys were with their father for the weekend, so I could go wild. I did go wild. I think I thought I was in college again. I was on my knees worshiping 4 big long hard thick dicks. I forgot how much I missed a big juicy mushroom head on a cock. When it came time to fuck, I didn’t know which cock to start with. All looked so scrumptious. With my three sons, they each take a fuck hole, or double up. These cocks were bigger and thicker, doubling up might ruin me!
I ended up on all fours on my living room floor. A cock in my pussy, a cock in my ass and two in my mouth. Of course the boys in my mouth got to enjoy my back door and my cougar cunnie too. I felt like a porn star. I love my sons, but when they are with their daddy, this sexy mommy goes wild for man cock. I woke up the next day with sore fuck holes filled with jizz, rug burns on my knees and 4 new friend requests on Face Book. I don’t regret a thing. My sons did wonder how I got rug burns on my knees without them, however.
Cheap Phone Sex with Mary Anne: I’m a Low Cost Provider of Phone Fun
Cheap phone sex what you are looking for? Well I am cheap in multiple ways. Yes, I am a phone whore. But in the grand scheme of things, I prefer to think of myself as a low cost provider of adult entertainment. I mean really, I am an affordable quality phone whore. Guys, I am a sure thing. You will get off with me, or any of my other lovely low cost providers. Sex is never free. I mean you could shell out easily $100 or more on dinner and a movie to maybe get to feel a boob. And don’t get me started on strip clubs. After a cover charge, a minimum drink order, a lap dance, strippers milking you for tips….you are likely out a couple hundred dollars to just look but not touch. Then you got your escorts and hookers that are a sure thing, but usually for anyone near as hot as me, you are looking at $500 for an hour or two. Then factor in the cost of condoms, lube, STD treatment afterwards and possible bail money, you may be out upwards $1000.
Now, sure, technically, your wife or girl friend fucks you for free. But is it really free? You gotta take the trash out, tell her she looks pretty, spoon with her, watch the Notebook and then likely you can’t jizz on her face or fuck her in the ass. And no way can you get her to pretend to be your mommy or sister or daughter. And of course you could never share with her that you like to wear women’s panties, or put your cock in her shoes, or suck a little dick here and there. But guess what? For $2 a minute you can do or say anything to me or any of my lovely low cost providers of phone sex. Fuck us, impregnate us, jizz on us, eat us, pimp us out, get rough with us, degrade us, worship us, love us, hate us, pee on us, dominate us, confide in us. Let us feminize you, cuckold you, spank you, dominate you, fuck you in the ass, tease you, humiliate you, sissify you…
When you think about it, you need us. You need me. I am, as well as all my lovely phone whores here, not only a low cost sure thing, but a guaranteed no taboos whore. That’s right, for $2 a minute you can talk about ANYTHING, from vanilla to extreme taboo subjects there is nothing we won’t do or say. Try telling your wife you have naughty thoughts about your daughter, you wanna see her gang banged by some Black thugs or wanna milk her lactating titties or want to the blow the pool boy and see what that costs ya. Pretty sure more than $2 a minute when you factor in lawyer costs and the golf clubs she throws over the balcony.
Trust me, here at WBMT, you get more bang for your buck. Quality never suffers and your wallet is never destroyed, well unless financial domination is your thing :-). Call me or any of my fellow low cost providers of quality phone sex and find out how much fun an affordable quality sure thing can be.
Blackmailing nose-ring piggy pet
I’m so excited because our WBMT vacation is coming up; and, Mistress Levi’s sissy fairy fag is being blackmailed to help pay for our fun! Can you imagine all of us naughty girls in one house?! We love our little sissy mascot, but she knows that it’s her duty to pay for us to have fun and pamper ourselves; after all, that’s the price for us ridiculing, loving, and paying attention to our little sissy. If our attempt to blackmail nose ring piggy pet doesn’t go as planned, we’ll have to lead little piggy pet around all over town and let people laugh at her. We’ll put chains in her nose right and prance her around. I hate to think of one of the girls or Mistress Levi putting “Pathetic Piggy Sissy” on her back. Because then, I will have to lead her around and tell everyone that she is my naughty sissy.
If our little sissy fair fag does what she should, I’m sure she will feel the rewards of making Mistress Levi and her girls so extremely happy. When we get home, maybe we will let her dress-up in our souvenirs…and then post pictures of her on her web page! Otherwise, we’ll have to call all of her friends and family and let them know how she didn’t keep her promise. For the flyer, we’ll pick out the most embarrassing picture (maybe one where her heels are scuffed or dress is out of place); and, we’ll send them out to her place of employment, too! So, please little beloved fairy fag sissy, revel in hocking over the dough for Mistress Levi’s much deserved vacation with her girls.
Moving Day
Not my moving day mind you. It was my Nephew’s moving day. He couldn’t find one single person to help him. Although, I suppose moving someone isn’t the most fun someone could have on a weekend, but since I’m a very ‘loving’ Aunt I told him I would drive up in the morning and help him.
Here I thought he was going to move into a nice apartment. Boy was in the fucking ghetto, but he was still excited because it was his first apartment, not matter how really shitty it actually is. We started to move things in, I kept telling him he owed me big time for taking a weekend day to move him. He just laughed and kept telling me he would make it worth my while. After we finished with the U-Haul, there were only a few boxes left in the back of his truck. An older guy came out of one of the apartments and just stared at me. My nephew mentioned him to me or I would of never noticed.
He was getting that smile on his face, you know the one, the one Douches get when they are ready to approach a woman. My nephew said, “Have fun.” I smiled at the guy, he just smiled back and stepped forward. My nephew came back outside and before I could smell the summer’s eve on Mr. Douche’s shirt I started to kiss my nephew. His hand went to my tits as he pulled away from my tits and said, “”Aunt Kirsten! You know you shouldn’t do that, we are related!”
Mr. Douche looked like he was going to blow his load right there, but didn’t leave. I pulled my shirt off and my nephew bent his head down and started to suck and kiss my tits. I held eye contact with Mr. Douche the whole time. By the time my nephew and I were done, my pussy juice was soaked into one of the box tops, and his cum was dripping from the corners of my mouth and from my ass. I smiled sweetly at the guy and said, “You have no chance, I only fuck family members.”
Pretty Boy
My little runts love to run around in pretty clothes and wear makeup. That goes for the boys too! My youngest male fucktoy fought a lot when mommy tried to put him in pretty dresses and mascara but after a little bribery he followed my every command. When he tries on panties he pokes at his baby bulge and tells me, “flatter mommy! Flatter!” Of course I have to make my fem boy happy so he lets me tape his little cock and balls to make it nice and flat in his panties. Right now his black ass is fiddling in my makeup bag trying to find eye shadow to match his new bathing suit. He has regular boy swim trunks but when he saw the two piece mommy got for all her youngins’ , his eyes lit up! Feminizing him was so easy once he felt the girly fabrics on his developing crotch. I can’t wait until my next pay check, I have even more pretty clothes on layaway for him and his sisters to enjoy!
I Am in the Mood to be BAD Today!
My brothers are away on vacation with their stupid families, and I need a fuck buddy! I need a cock to tease and lick and suck! What I am missing most right now is a GOOD SPANKING. I want to wear my striped kneesocks, no panties, and be put over your knee for a kinky ass beating! I want you to make my ass red with pain and keep making it sting over and over as my pussy drips with my own cum.
Yank my head back by my hair and tell me what a dirty slut I am for letting my brothers put their cocks inside me. Spank me harder because I enjoy it — you know I do even though I am crying for you to stop. Spank me the way my daddy did when I was young. Rub the red spots and gently slide your fingers down and tickle my clit before the next SLAP. It drives me crazy feeling your hard cock pushing up on my body. Harder and harder and harder. Tell me how wrong I’ve been, and what a bad nasty little whore I have been.
Then put my head down between your legs and muffle my cries with your hard mushroom head cock. Yummmm it tastes so fucking good. I love being bad so that you punish me the way only you can. My daddy would be proud of me for taking that spanking and still wanting more!