Tag: Grandma phone sex

Incest Phone Sex for the Whole Family

incest phone sex Incest phone sex calls make up 90% of my daily calls. The other 10% are guys with fetishes or cougar fantasies.  I got into this business because I needed an adult to talk to about my dirty family history. I was fucking my brother and my uncle before the Internet even existed. I was a school girl in the 70s growing up outside Washington DC in a small little house. I shared a bedroom with my brother who was two years older than me. Once I got tits, he was slapping the monkey right next to me. I gave his hand a break by letting him fuck me. I was his first; he was my first. I think because I had incest in my early life, it made me more likely to be a dirty mommy. My first husband didn’t want to play with his baby girls, nor did he want me playing with our baby boys. I tried to be good knowing he thought it was wrong, but once I found out he was banging his college intern, and not me, I had no choice but to seek comfort from my boys. I was in my sexual prime, but my husband thought I had become fat and unattractive. My boys thought I was the sexiest woman on the planet. They were happy to help their momma out.  I now know from doing mommy phone sex, just about any boy is willing to help his mommy out. My boys made me forget all about my cheating husband. In fact, I was enjoying my mother fuckers so much I kicked my philandering husband to the curb. I was getting fucked several times a day. Why did I need a husband? In fact, in hindsight having a cheating husband was the best thing to ever happen to my sex life. I have been fucking my offspring ever since. Two decades later, I’m sill fucking my boys. Just now I have their offspring to play with too. And no one is around to tell me family fucking is wrong.

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I saw you looking at my sexy grandma pics

sexy grandma picsI saw you looking at my sexy grandma pics baby but don’t you worry, I’m not mad at all! I left them out for you to see, I wanted you to learn what a lady’s body looks like. I can see that you liked looking at them, your dick is so very hard right now isn’t it? Don’t be ashamed, it’s completely natural! Here, let me help you baby, I’ll just get down here on my knees and rub it for you, there, see how good that feels? Now, let me put it in my mouth… and don’t worry,  I won’t bite! I’m just going to lick it and suck it and make it feel oh so good! Come on sweet boy, give grandma all of your yummy cum! I just adore the way it tastes!

P Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex? Yes please. I love being a phone sex granny. I am a real time dirty granny, why not play one on the phone too! I can’t get enough boy cock, but I like baby girl pussy too. I guess I am a bisexual dirty granny! My youngest granddaughter is just starting to walk. She is way younger than I usually start with the little ones, but she is just so damn cute. She runs around the house naked with her little chunky but shaking all about. She has no boobies at all yet. A puffy pussy with no inner lips, just a mound. She likes to grab and pull on my big titties like they are toys.  I was babysitting her last night while by daughter had a date. I decided to get into the bathtub with her. It just seemed easier to bathe her like that. I had her soap up granny’s big boobs. She loves them. She calls them her pillows. My breasts are very sensitive. I was getting wet and very aroused as she grabbed and poked at my tits. I am a P granny. If you are a P man, I’m sure seeing those naked bodies that little girls of a certain age have, drives you nuts too. After our bath, we went to her bedroom. I couldn’t help but slip a finger into that little bald slit as I dressed her in her night clothes. That led to my tongue on the tiniest of clits. She giggled like it tickled. I know she is young, but it was just my finger and tongue! I bet it would have been different if you were there with me, right?  So sad they have to grow up, isn’t it? Bet you wish you were my special friend, don’t you.

Dirty Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is a real thing. I may not be your typical blue haired granny, but I am the grandma to 7 little ones. I had 6 brats of my own, and 4 of them have given me little ones to enjoy. Perhaps you didn’t enjoy spending time with your granny, but I bet if your granny was a hot dirty granny like me, you would have hung out at her place all the time. My little angels love coming over. Sometimes they spend the weekend with me; other times I just pick them up from school so they can have dinner with me and spend a little time.  Of course, at this granny’s house, clothes are optional.  I keep the heat on so no one gets cold; although it has been an unseasonably warm winter. That bodes well for me. I love looking at young naked bodies-boys and girls. Do you? The little girls just have chunky little butts, no stretched out inner pussy lips yet; just puffy slits. Oh, and bee sting boobies and no hair, not even peach fuzz yet.

kinky phone sexThe boys are hairless too, with the exception of my teen grandson. He has peach fuzz on his cock; but his cousins are smooth. If you visit this granny’s house, I promise you that you can not only look but you can touch too. Trust me, there is lots of touching going on here; even fucking. Even my youngest grandsons and granddaughters can still play. I finger little girl tight slits until they giggle and coo. I suck on little boy nubs until they pop a chubby. Asses are always open. Think of grandma’s house as a place you can explore all your P fantasies with a sexy mature accomplice.  I put the kinky in kinky phone sex.

Don’t you love my sexy grandma pics?

sexy grandma picsDon’t you just love my sexy grandma pics? I know you do cus I see you sitting there looking at them and rubbing that cock of yours! You don’t have to do that all by yourself sweetheart, let granny help you. I will get down on my knees in front of you and suck that cock real good for you. You know granny can take every inch of that big dick of yours! Then you can bend me over and shove that rock hard cock right in my dripping wet pussy… granny just loves it when you fuck me! No sex is better than sex with family, don’t you agree? I can’t think of anyone else that I’d rather be fucking! Your cock is very important to me baby, so never hesitate to ask granny to help get that cock off right!

Need GILF Phone Sex?

GILF phone sexNeed GILF phone sex? My granddaughter got me a tee shirt recently that just says “Got GILF?” I love to wear it in public. It is a tight baby doll style shirt so it accentuates my big tits nicely. I was walking the dog yesterday while donning my favorite tee. No bra on of course because I love the attention my big knockers get. They got some wanted attention too from the paper boy. He is a friend of my middle grandson. Not sure if he knows about the naughty fun I have with my grandsons or not. My boys have a hard time keeping secrets. He knew who I was, so he said hello. Then he asked me what GILF meant. I smiled, seized my opportunity and responded, “It means grandma I’d like to fuck.” His eyes got big, his pee pee twitched. I knew I had his attention. I invited him to come over for breakfast after he was finished delivering the newspaper. That’s right. I invited a young boy back to my place so I could molest him. I am a P granny. He showed up an hour later. He was so adorable. It was almost like a date. He had cleaned up a bit and brought me some flowers from his mother’s garden. “Do you want to see my tits, Martin,” I asked seductively? He just nodded. I felt so naughty molesting the paper boy, but I was going to change his life forever. And I did too! I wrapped my jugs around his little pecker, giving him his first titty fuck. He was about to cum, so I pulled back. “Not yet. I’m saving that boy batter for my pussy,” I smirked. He had to get on top of me because I was so much bigger than him, but it was hot how he just knew to thrust in and out of my pussy. He only lasted a few minutes, but he was glowing. I almost wanted to offer him a cigarette! He asked if he could back for lunch. This sexy granny has a new fan.

Hot grandma phone sex… Wait, what?

Grandma phone sex Betsy

I’ve enjoyed being the sex kitten of my little family here, daddy, mommy, my siblings… But I thought we had kinda been the first in our line. Turns out, I was wrong! I was sent to spend some time with my grandma in Florida. Fucking Florida! Do you SEE my complexion? Anyway, turns out, my Dee Dee is totally into grandma phone sex!

She took me out on a girls day, and I was expecting things like going to the museum, ice cream, and shit like that. Fuck no! Grams took me to this huge, beautiful house on the other side of town from her. She knocked twice and let herself in like it was an old friend’s place. We walked into some kind of foyer, and I was so fucking stunned! Granny stopped in her tracks, dropped her dress, and kept walking like nothing happened!! Damn she had a toned, tan, sexy body hiding under that big sun dress she was sporting! Fuck it, I dropped my clothes and went to catch up with her.

Into another big, gorgeous room, with high vaulted ceilings, and soft, plus pillows and beanbags everywhere. At least I think so, it was hard to tell as many naked people were all over them, fucking and sucking, oblivious to our arrival. I had never seen so much dick and pussy swarming around all at once in my fucking life! Grandma Dee Dee cleared her throat, and they all stopped. Pussy-juice and cum soaked faces looked up, cocks pumping away in their mature fuck holes paused in their stroking.

Leading me into the middle of the room by the hand, she laid me on a long, soft little platform, dropped to her knees, and holy fucking shit! My gran was eating my drippy cunt so fucking good she had me streaming in seconds! They all grouped around me, touching me, licking my nipples, sliding a hard shaft across my face, or take a turn at my sweet teen kitty. Several old vaginas pressed their quivering clits to my lips as I writhed in orgasm after orgasm! I was humped, stuffed, fingered, filled, jerked-off on, and skull-fucked by so many people for several hours I lost track!

It was the next morning before we were all spent. I couldn’t even lift my arm to have a cigarette that was offered to me.

I’m sure glad Grandma brought me to her senior center meeting! I hear tonight is a game of anal BINGO! Wanna play?

Mommy Phone Sex Slut is a Dirty P Granny Too

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex will always hold a special place for me. I may be a dirty granny now, but you don’t become a P granny without first being a mommy! I have 6 beautiful offspring ranging in age from 22-35. My adult offspring share two daddies, but I raised them all. Marriage never really worked for me because the real loves of my life were my sons and daughters. No man can compete with that. I date men my own age, but they have to be okay with my family fun lifestyle. My ex husbands didn’t like the competition. Silly men. They could have been fucking their daughters! I bet you wish we had been married. I do too. I have an accomplice in this new man I am seeing. I am pretty sure he only started dating me because of my granddaughters, but guess what? I am okay with that. More than okay actually. I like a P man because I am a P woman. Last night he showed his true colors, which made me so very happy. My daughter and my granddaughter paid us a visit for dinner. I saw the boner he got looking at that sweet young school girl. My daughter saw it too. “Any friend of mom’s, is a friend of ours,” my daughter purred as she undressed Lilly. Mark pulled out his cock and started stroking as my daughter stripped my favorite school girl naked for my special friend. Lilly knows how to greet men properly. She went up to Mark with her hands stretched out towards his hard cock. “Let me help you with that Uncle Mark,” she giggled before she started blowing him. He didn’t last long with her sweet little mouth  on his cock. Suddenly his dirty fantasy was a reality. One of the perks of dating a dirty sexy granny! Jealous?

I didn’t want to hurt them but they have to learn!

grandma phone sexI don’t want to hurt them, I never do. They’re my sweet grandbrats and I love them just as my own – after all they are my blood. But sometimes I have to, how else will they ever learn? They are taught all the lessons they need from sweet grandma, and my guests. This morning they learned how to wake me up happy and wet. I came in their little mouths and proceeded to the next lesson. Anal. It’s a pain that you need to learn to love, I told them. They nodded their sweet little heads and we started. I had them lick each other’s and finger each other’s little holes. Soon I got to use my hands! Larger and bigger they squirmed under my touch. I’ve never felt anything so tight in my life honestly! It got me nice and turned on and I decided to heat up our lesson, calling my neighbor over for help. His thick cock was so wide I knew it would rip them bloody, but they had to learn to love it sooner rather than later!

Sexy GILF Boy Bang

sexy GILFWhat does a sexy GILF do on a school holiday? She fucks little boys. Lots of them too. Every young lad in my neighborhood knows where to go for some special fun. I often wonder if the neighborhood parents know I am a P granny because parents have no problem asking me to watch or check in on their little ones when there is a school holiday or a snow day. A couple I know from just living in my neighborhood for decades, asked me to check on their teen sons. Now these boys are old enough to be left alone obviously, but perhaps they were worried they would get into some trouble if left to their own devices. Or maybe they knew I was a P grandma who would drain their sons’ balls and keep them out of trouble. Too much cum build up is the reason boys act out. I don’t believe in ADHD. I believe in ball draining.

grandma phone sexAround noon, I walked down the block to check on the boys. There were several cars in the drive way.  Clearly they were not alone. When I walked in the house, I was swarmed by a band of boys. They knew I was coming over; they were prepared. A President’s Day boy bang? Fuck yes. I would rather be getting stuffed by young boy cock than shopping any day. I thoroughly drained 20 something teen boys. They all came a couple times. I turned my neighbor’s home into a porn studio, but if they had no clue what I would do to their boys when they were away, then I was sure the boys would clean up the crime scene so I would be invited over again. I went home with boy batter oozing down my thighs. I showered, then had another boy bang with my even younger grandsons. Yes, this grandma phone sex slut loves school holidays.