Tag: Grandma phone sex

Incest Phone Sex: It’s a Family Affair

incest phone sexIncest phone sex is my favorite. I am a brother fucker, a son fucker; a daughter fucker and a grand angel fucker. I am a dirty incest whore who prefers fucking people I share DNA with because taboo fucking is hot. My brother paid me a surprise visit this week. He was passing through town on his way to some geek festival. I love my brother, but he is a world class nerd. But, he is a world class nerd with a big fat cock. We don’t see each other much because of geography, but when we do it is like old times. My brother and I were sister fucking all through our teen years. We are both decades out of our teen years, but we still fuck like rabbits. He was only here for a night, but we crammed in years of fucking. Several of my grand angels were spending the night so they got quite the hot show. They got to watch me fuck their Great Uncle. I let the girls help prep my brother. It is good for them to learn cock sucking skills as well as pussy licking skills. I know. I am such a naughty granny. My brother has never really been into jail bait, but he does love incest, so this time he didn’t resist when I suggested the girls suck his cock. One big family affair. Do you have a family that plays together too?

My Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsSexy grandma pics fill my grandsons’ phones. My son got a call last week that his son, my middle grandson, was found with pornography on his phone. My grandson is not supposed to have his cell phone out during classes. In fact, cell phones, unless there is a family situation going on, are to remain in their back packs or lockers always. He got his phone confiscated in English class. Apparently, he was showing his buddies pictures of naked women. Well, one naked woman, me. The school counselor didn’t know it was his grandma. She just thought I was some random porn lady my grandson was infatuated with, thus why his phone was filled with pictures of me. My son told me it was all he could do to act like a normal, concerned parent when his son was busted for having naked selfies of his sexy granny on his phone. I thought it was funny, but of course I do not want my grandson suspended or anything. I enjoyed the f act that he was showing his little school pals my pictures, however. They came over for dinner last night. We all had a good laugh and agreed that that my grandson can’t show me off to his friends at school. For the first time in months, I had my son and my grandson under the same roof at the same time. You know, I made the best of that. I like getting tag teamed by a father and a son, especially if that son is my son. My leg is still in a brace, so there was no getting on all fours for me, but that didn’t stop the family fucking. My grandson hopped up in the recliner to fuck my pussy while my son stood beside me for some head. They switched it up. I may me a temporary gimp, but that won’t stop the family fun.

Hot Granny

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A little grandma phone sex never hurt anyone…especially granny. Most of the boys in my neighborhood call me Gram or Grammy C. Half the boys in this hood hang out here and it’s not because I bake some mean cookies like other grandma’s. It’s cause I’m one horny old P-Slut and making a meal of your son makes my pussy smile. Of course, at my age, the parents don’t suspect a thing. Or else Daddy has already hit this hairy cunt and wants his own son to have the same experience. Women never seem to figure it out though. Is it because their own pussies have shut down and have Out of Order signs on them already. or do they just not see the younger generation as a source of cock? Better for me!!! Come here, young man, and give Gran a big titty-full hug. I feel your joystick against my thigh. I give it a little squeeze and your eyes widen. Did Granny do that on purpose or did she mean to pat your knee? You’ll figure it out when I’m on my knees milking those balls. Did your Mommy say you could stay over for a a sleepover with my grandson? You forgot your jammies? Oh, what a shame that you’ll have to sleep naked. So much easier to get some of that young meatstick tonight.

Family Fun Phone Sex

family fun phone sex Want to join me in some family fun phone sex? I love hearing your incest stories. I find all incest hot. I fucked my brother while we were growing up. I fucked my sons, their friends, my daughters’ boyfriends, I even played with my daughters. I play with my grand angels now. I am a family whore. I am a P woman who loves taboo fucking. What about you? I would love to hear your family experiences or even just your dirty desires. Too bad we aren’t neighbors. I would love to have a partner in crime. Two of my sons have daughters. They play with the girls, but not nearly as much as I wish they did. I ruined my youngest son. He doesn’t like young pussy. He is all about mature pussy. He has not married yet. He just likes to fuck me and all my cougar friends.  I need a man who doesn’t care about the law or about a little girl’s feelings. He sees a tight pussy and ass and he takes it. Hell, I would settle for a man who likes little boys. Do you ever think of violating a little tight butt hole? From behind, boys of a certain age, often look like girls. Any port in a storm, right? I just love incest sex.  How about you?

Sexy grandmas are the best grandmas!

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are the best kind of grandmas, don’t you think? Lots of people feel that way, I know my neighbor’s sons certainly do! I was just sitting in my yard this morning enjoying my coffee outside because it was such a nice day outside when I noticed them staring at me. I decided to have a little fun with them so I started flashing them my tits. They were shocked and surprised at first but were soon begging for more…in the end I wound up totally stripping naked right there in my front yard! The boys were so turned on that they all came over to me and and pulled out their hard dicks and asked me what I was gonna do about them. I just laughed and led them all inside my house and fucked every single one of them! It was so hot feeling all those young cocks filling me up like that! I think I’m really going to have some fun this summer!

Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha is enjoying her summer. Are you enjoying yours? I had to have knee surgery a couple weeks ago. I guess a lifetime on my knees will cause knee issues once in your fifties! I took some time off from being a phone whore, but I am back in the swing of things. I still have mobility issues and a big old leg brace, but this is working well for me. I have my grand angels waiting on me hand and foot! They love catering to me too. I can sit in the ottoman with my leg propped up and they bring me dicks to suck and cunnies to rub. I may not be able to get down on my knees for another 6 weeks, but my great brood is taking such good care of me. This morning, my granddaughter used the vibrator on me so I could have a great orgasm. Then she licked my pussy to clean me up, giving me another good cum. Last night my oldest grandson gave me a sponge bath. He spent a very long time washing my big boobs and pussy. He was so hard soaping up my jugs, that I just had to suck his cock while he continued to give me a sponge bath. My little grand angels are great nursemaids. They know just how to take care of me and bring me what I need. They will wait on you hand and foot too, if you want to come over and get your cock sucked or play with a little bald pussy.

Gilf phone sex with Aileens mom and girls

 

Grandma phone sex

My wee ones were sent over to grandmas this week end so I could have a break and I can not believe what happened when I called to check on them. My mother must have accidentally ass answered my call because it was just a little passed bedtime and I could hear her giving my girls directions. I heard her tell them to get undressed and lay on the bed together. I heard her instruct them to start touching and kiss one another and to lick each others titties. I then heard what sounded like some rustling and I heard my mom start to moan. She told the girls to use their fingers and stick them inside each other and to lick each others pussies.  I then heard her tell them to touch her pussy and lick my moms cunt. She started to moan really hard and I listened as I had not heard my mom cum since I was a girl. She let out the final squeal to her moan and I was so mad. How is it I was not invited over to such a slumber party. Grandma got to play and fuck my girls, why was she not showing me the same love and affection, I am her daughter after all. Where’s my Gilf phone sex?

Gilf phone sex

GILF Phone Sex Summer is Here

gilf phone sexIt’s a gilf phone sex summer so far. The grand angels are practically living at granny’s house for the summer. Even several of their friends are permanent fixtures. Little Robbie, this boy my middle granddaughter has a crush on, has been over every day this week. I thought he had a crush on her too, but his true feelings were revealed today. He cornered me in the laundry room while the other little ones were playing in the pool. He was coming on strong too. He said he heard I liked younger guys. Then he added he liked older women. This boy was barely to my thigh, yet talking like he been around the block and then some. I played his game. To be honest, I found his bravado charming at his age.  I like a cocky young boy. He was not that big. Honestly, at his age, he would fall out of my pussy, so I suggested he fuck my ass. Small cocks fit fine in my ass. I bent over the washer, spread my cheeks and told him to show me how much he liked mature sexy women. He pounded my ass. I was impressed. My big knockers were hitting the washer making a racket too. He didn’t last long. I was certain for all his talk, I was his first woman period. When he gets a bit taller and a tad longer, he will fuck my pussy like a porn star. I told him this had to be our little secret. I didn’t want my granddaughter thinking I stole her boy.

Granny sucks cock

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Think back to when you were a teenage boy. Your parents split up and you were forced to stay with your eccentric old granny. She acted like she was still a young girl, wearing short skirts and her tits hanging out. That was me. I never wanted to be one of those nice little crochet and cookies grammies who reeked of old lady perfume.

Watching you waste your time playing stupid internet games, I decided to give you a lesson. I turned off the internet service and told you that it was time to grow up and be a man. I dropped my skirt and pulled off my blouse, letting you see a real woman’s body. Huge tits and a woolly bush.

Your eyes bulged out like your cock as I dropped to my knees and unzipped your pants. I didn’t say a word as I slid that boy meat right between my tits. Oh, my, your pre-cum was so good. I wanted that cock bad. I climbed right up on your lap and dropped my hot box onto that shaft. My tits were in your mouth, muffling the moans.

We never did turn that internet back on. You were such an eager learner that grandma’s pussy purrs all the time.

Sexy Grandmas and the Secret to Looking Young

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas live everywhere. I hear women talking about how they hope they age as well as Susan Sarandon or Jessica Lange. When I hear women talk like that, I ask them how their mommas aged. My daughters are all excited to age as gracefully as I have aged. I have a secret to aging gracefully, however. Fucking and boy batter. Two secrets actually. Fucking keeps the stress away and cum acts as an anti aging cream. I have been swallowing boy batter and getting creamy facials since the early 90s. I don’t use Botox or even expensive skin lines.  I make sure to get at least two loads of cum to my face a day, preferably at night and in the morning. I usually get more than that, but that is the minimum goal. Boy cum is the best. I am almost 60, but no one would ever guess that. I am lucky because I have 3 sons and 3 grandsons. All love to contribute to making me look youthful. My grandsons are at the age my sons were when I discovered the benefits of jizz to the skin. The younger the boy, the more chock full of nutrients his boy batter is for the skin. If you have a sexy granny or mommy who isn’t aging well, offer to come on her face. I bet you will see a world of difference overnight. Cum does an old face good.