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Think back to when you were a teenage boy. Your parents split up and you were forced to stay with your eccentric old granny. She acted like she was still a young girl, wearing short skirts and her tits hanging out. That was me. I never wanted to be one of those nice little crochet and cookies grammies who reeked of old lady perfume.

Watching you waste your time playing stupid internet games, I decided to give you a lesson. I turned off the internet service and told you that it was time to grow up and be a man. I dropped my skirt and pulled off my blouse, letting you see a real woman’s body. Huge tits and a woolly bush.

Your eyes bulged out like your cock as I dropped to my knees and unzipped your pants. I didn’t say a word as I slid that boy meat right between my tits. Oh, my, your pre-cum was so good. I wanted that cock bad. I climbed right up on your lap and dropped my hot box onto that shaft. My tits were in your mouth, muffling the moans.

We never did turn that internet back on. You were such an eager learner that grandma’s pussy purrs all the time.

Sexy Grandmas and the Secret to Looking Young

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas live everywhere. I hear women talking about how they hope they age as well as Susan Sarandon or Jessica Lange. When I hear women talk like that, I ask them how their mommas aged. My daughters are all excited to age as gracefully as I have aged. I have a secret to aging gracefully, however. Fucking and boy batter. Two secrets actually. Fucking keeps the stress away and cum acts as an anti aging cream. I have been swallowing boy batter and getting creamy facials since the early 90s. I don’t use Botox or even expensive skin lines.  I make sure to get at least two loads of cum to my face a day, preferably at night and in the morning. I usually get more than that, but that is the minimum goal. Boy cum is the best. I am almost 60, but no one would ever guess that. I am lucky because I have 3 sons and 3 grandsons. All love to contribute to making me look youthful. My grandsons are at the age my sons were when I discovered the benefits of jizz to the skin. The younger the boy, the more chock full of nutrients his boy batter is for the skin. If you have a sexy granny or mommy who isn’t aging well, offer to come on her face. I bet you will see a world of difference overnight. Cum does an old face good.

Sexy Gilf Gang Bang

sexy gilfA sexy GILF is something every boy needs in his life. That’s what my grandsons tell me. Three of my grandsons are staying with me for the summer. They love grandma’s house. I have an in ground pool in the back yard. I have a hot tub. I have a large recreation room with a big TV and Xbox. Plus, I have a pool table. Essentially, my home is one big P trap. You would think I was a dirty old P man because I have all the tricks needed to lure young ones to my home. Only thing missing is a basket of puppies.  I don’t have to trick boys, however. They flock to me. I have big natural breasts, a phat ass and I am very touchy feely with young boys. Did I mention that when at grandma’s place, clothes are optional? My grandsons can’t remain quite about all the fun we have because they are getting pussy and boys brag about pussy, especially sexy granny pussy. Because they can’t keep a secret about getting fucked all summer long, I ended up with a few extra boys at the house the other night. I am not complaining in the slightest! Naked pool party. Naked everything! I am sure you can guess what happened when I was alone with 8 school boys at the peak of their sexual curiosity! It was a granny gang bang. One of the boys fancies himself a future porn director; he captured my boy train on film. It is amazing the quality of cell phones. I wanted some pictures for myself so I got out the old polaroid camera. It still works even though it is a technological relic these days. Every P man or woman wishes they still had theirs. I used to take naked pictures of my offspring when they were my grand angels’ age. In fact, I broke out the shoe boxes filled with old family fucking photos and showed the boys my porn stash. Of course, that got them all hard again!

Mommy Phone Sex

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex is how I became a dirty granny. Incest was not foreign to me being raised sharing a bedroom with my brother until I graduated high school. Put two young people together of the opposite sex, it wouldn’t matter if they were Siamese twins, they would fuck like animals. Think Flowers in the Attic without the crazy mother and grandma. Of course, if I fucked my brother, I was not against fucking my own sons when they were born. Incest never hurt my brother or me. My brother is a genius with a fantastic job. I am college educated with a great incest phone sex job and a big brood of offspring and grand angels. I haven’t done bad for myself either. Even my sons and daughters have wonderful jobs, great partners and some little ones. My youngest daughter has a daughter with her older brother. That grand angel is a double grand baby when you think about it. That little angel is walking and blabbering now. She doesn’t speak coherent sentences yet, however she does like cock. She likes her daddy’s dick and her uncles’ cocks as well. You train them early on cock, that is the key to raising a cock sucking whore. Perhaps, a girl can be too young to fuck, but there is no such thing as too young to swallow cum or suck dick, right? Want to join my family?

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Wrong number, right son

grandma phone sexI know that so many men out there have fond grandma phone sex memories. There’s no shame in that. Some grannies just get hotter with age. My own grandsons have never been ashamed of sharing their needs with me, just like their daddies did.

I was sitting alone this past weekend, drinking a glass of wine, when the phone rang. It was a young man who sounded just like my grandson, Mike. He asked if he could stop by. He said he just broke up with his girlfriend and needed someone to talk to. I told him to come on and over and he asked for my address. I gave it without thinking. I mean, it had been a long time since he’d visited.

15 minutes later, there was a knock on the door. I opened it to a tall, handsome young man. “Hey, grams.” he said, hugging me. I had no idea who this sexy thing was so I played along. We talked about his girlfriend and he broke into sobs. I pulled him close to comfort him. His hand slid up to my breast. I opened my shirt so he could nurse as I reached for his bulge. I could tell that he was well endowed and my pussy ached for it.

“Oh mommy. I need you.” he whispered. You know I can’t deny a boy in need. I stroked him until he blew that load all over my tits. The poor thing had such a sperm build up. You know I had to make him cum more than once. A good mommy always takes care of her sons. Looks like I’ll be adopting this one too. Mmmmm, more hot boy cock for grandma. Training the young ones to please me is so much fun.

 

Sexy GILF Threesome

sexy gilfSexy GILF Sam is the the handle I’m using on Tinder. I thought it might attract some young guys who have granny fantasies. Boy did it. My inbox was full of messages the moment I created my profile. That meant my box would soon be full of young cock. I hooked up last night with a recent high school graduate. In fact, he went to the same school as my oldest grandson. I was hoping they knew each other. Dreams do cum true. When Evan arrived to fuck this granny, my grandson was there. There was an awkward moment at first before Evan realized his sexy granny is a family slut. I suggested a threesome. That made both lad’s cocks hard instantly.  I pulled their pants off to see what I would be working with. Evan had a seriously surprising cock. In fact, he was so thick and long my grandson developed some performance anxiety. I think he felt like the lesser boy in comparison. I assured him it’s the motion of the ocean that matters most to me. Sure, a big cock feels good, but so does a tongue and fingers.  Turns out Evan was a virgin who wanted to hook up with a mature woman to teach him some skills. My grandson showed Evan how to make a granny scream. He licked the alphabet on my clit while his school pal stroked his young virgin dick. I told him not to cum. I wanted to edge Evan so he would last once inside me. Young boys cum quickly. It is a mature woman’s duty to teach them some stamina. After I squirted on my grandson’s face, I invited Evan between my legs. He must have been taking notes because he did it better than my grandson. I gave Evan that glazed donut look right before I made him a man. Don’t you wish your first fuck was a hot mature woman like me?

Furry Friends Using Me As A Treat

Grandma phone sexMy Grandma and Grandpa had lots of cute little furry friends while I was growing up and they would all love to play with me whenever I would come over to visit them! Grandpa loved how much fun we would all have together and he knew exactly how to really capitalize on their love for me! One of Grandma’s favorite things was to watch Grandpa smear peanut butter all over my tight, wet little cunny as the furry critters lick all over me! They can’t contain themselves, they dive in head first while they devour me! It feels so good as their big wet tongues plunge in and out of my slit, licking and sucking all over! For some reason they are super into eating out of my booty hole too, probably because they love the odor that comes out of it as it’s mixed with the peanut butter! It’s as though I am their life-sized treat, a treat that they can never seem to get enough of! Grandma taught me how to properly jerk their hairy dicks as they have their fun with me, I love being able to make them shoot their load of cum all over me then have them lick it up!

I’ll be your Grandma too!

sexy grannyOne of my sweet boys brought home a young man that had no mom or grandma, it was just him and his dad, isn’t that just so sad? No woman in his life to love him and cuddle him, it just broke my heart! I knew I had to adopt this boy and make him my honorary grandson and when I told him that the poor thing actually cried! He was so happy to have a sweet woman in his life and once he found out that I love fucking my grands too… well that was just the icing on the cake for him! He was so surprised that I wanted to suck his dick but he was happy to pull it out, he even got really into it and fucked my mouth real hard. He was such a sweet boy, we fucked all night long and now he has an open invitation to my house, he knows he can come get fucked anytime!

It’s Granny and Mommy Phone Sex with Me

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex calls make up about half of my calls. The other half of my calls are for grandma sex. I am happy either way because I am a real life dirty mom and a dirty granny. Incest is my way of life. My incest life began with my brother, continued with my uncle, but was solidified when I started birthing brats. I had 6 offspring with two baby daddies; three daughters and three sons. The husbands are long gone, but my sons and daughters are still staples in my life. It is wonderful to see my family come full circle. Now, most of my brood has started having families of their own. Families that I get to be a major part of too. Seeing how my sons and daughters raise their little ones the way I raised them makes me so very happy. Incest sex brings families together; it is not my experience that it is physiologically or emotionally damaging. My sons and daughters are prime examples that incest never hurt them. Their progeny are prime examples too. My grand angels are popular, smart and good little humans, just as their parents were at their age. They love their grandma so much too. With the summer here, they hang out at grandma’s house more. I don’t mind being the summer babysitter either. I get to lounge naked outside by the pool with them while I talk dirty. Sometimes, often times, they are in ear shot, at least eye shot, of when I am talking dirty with you. They enjoy hearing me tell guys about dirty times with their parents.  I am a phone sex mommy and a phone sex granny. Incest is a way of life for me and my own. I would love to help make it a life for you and your own too.

Sexy Granny Sam Loves Van Halen

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha is enjoying summer break. My oldest grandson has an upcoming birthday. He is a rocker boy. Loves rock music and playing guitar, not as much as fucking his grandma, however. When he was a little guy, I bought him Guitar Hero, where he discovered Michael Anthony of Van Halen, my rock gods. I love Van Halen, so when I heard Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony and Jason Bonham, the son of John Bonham of Led Zeppelin, were touring together as a band, I decided to surprise him for his birthday with an overnight excursion to Ohio. Sammy Hagar with Van Halen is my favorite rock band. I booked us a room in a spa hotel. We had our own pool and hot tub and were minutes from the venue. We had a blast. My grandson got to see me flash my big boobies to rock gods. Sammy Hagar gave a shout out to my big boobs too. My grandson had such a hard on seeing all the attention my concert boobies garnered. I won’t lie. I would have gone back staged and fucked the shit out of Sammy Hagar or Michael Anthony, but this was a celebration of the day my son brought me my first grandson to fuck. I was high and drunk after seeing my favorite rock gods. That was good for my grandson.  My teen grandson got head in the hot tub. He got to fuck me in the pool. Plus, he got his first underwater head in the pool. After he came about a dozen times while we blasted Van Halen music, he turned his attention to my my wet granny pussy. I sat on the edge of the pool while my grandson licked the words to the Van Halen song, “Don’t Tell Me What Love Can Do.” I showed Sammy Hagar my boobs. I fucked my grandson and celebrated his birthday to our favorite band. It was a great night.