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Sexy Granny End of School Fuck Fest

sexy grannyThis sexy granny knows how to have fun. Friday was the last day of school for my grand angels. I decided that they should spend the weekend with me, so we could start the summer off with a bang. It has been hot as fuck too. We went from winter to summer overnight. It has not even been 24 hours and I have been fucking close to non-stop. My oldest grandson is a sex machine. Better than a sex machine because he can fill me up with cum. His cousins try to compete but no can compete with a teen boy when it comes to fucking. Older men may have the stamina and skills to please a woman, but their dicks will never be as hard as a teen boy nor will their balls ever be as full of cum. And younger boys don’t have the dick size to compete. They just enjoy watching and hearing that they will have hammers for dicks in a few more years. It was an orgy fest this weekend, and it is not over yet. Today we broke in the pool for the summer. I blew some boy dicks underwater and even fucked on the ladder. The grandgirls join us later tonight. I cannot neglect their little pussies. I love little dicks and pussies, but sometimes sexy grandmas just need quality time with the boys first.

Sexy Granny Samantha Missed Her Grand Angels

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy has been enjoying the little ones this week. I was away from them for several days while I was having fun at a festival with two of my boys. Although it is nice to get out of dodge sometimes, it does make me miss those little dicks and pussies. I miss my callers too. I have been talking dirty and eating bald slits and fucking boy dick since I recuperated. I am no spring chicken, but I bounce back quickly once I start ingesting that boy seed. That magic protein sauce is better than a B12 shot. My teen grandson came over the second day I was home. He said his cock has been aching for me. Apparently, his mommy doesn’t suck his dick like I do. She is my daughter in law and that doesn’t surprise me. She is not a good dick sucker period. My son always complains about her too. When you have an incest sex lifestyle, it can be hard to find women to marry who will accept that you fuck your mommy and play with your nieces or encourages you to do it. Women as open to the family way as me are few and far between. I have been engaging in one form of incest or another almost all my life.  I told my grandson I would take care of him. We spent the entire evening taking care of his horny underserved dick until his nuts were drained completely in me and on me. I was not fully recovered when we engaged in our marathon fuck but once I tasted that first load of boy jizz I felt like a new woman. They need to bottle up boy cum and give it to old broads like me because after one load I felt like I could run a marathon.

Sexy Grandmas and Teen Boys

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas were out last night. Don’t laugh at me. Remember, I am almost 60. I went to a Rick Astley concert last night. My girlfriends, fellow grannies, went with me. My offspring and my grand angels were like who is that? None of them were alive in the 80s, so I understood. Now, I was expecting a cheesy concert filled with women my age and older. I was pleasantly surprised when I was sitting next to some high school boys who looked like they stepped out of a Glee episode. They knew all the songs that were twice their age, if not more. At first, I thought they must be gay boys, but when they dropped their jaws at my big bouncy granny knockers, I knew differently. These boys were just raised by a mommy or sexy granny who grew up in the 80s. At one point, I noticed a sizable boner in the one boy’s pants. Now it could have been that the boner was for Rick Astley. I mean the guy still looked great. But when I lifted my tee shirt and showed him my boobs, he creamed his jeans. Not gay. Just a normal red blooded teen boy. My sexy grannies and I decided to get a hotel for the night instead of driving  the 2 hour trip back home. You know where I am going with this don’t you? We picked up high school boys at a Rick Astley concert. Not a likely place to troll for teen boys, but they were there, and we were horny. We were gang banging grannies by 11pm. It was GILFs gone wild. I was smoking a joint one of the Glee boys gave me, bent over a couch, looking out over the city, getting fucked in the ass by a teen boy. It was like being at home. I tell you this. I will never listen to Together Forever again without thinking of those high school studs.

My Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsMy sexy grandma pics are all over the computers of my grandsons and their school friends. One of the boys my eldest grandson hangs out with found my phone sex site last month. He recognized me immediately. He said no granny has jugs like mine. He knew it was me before he saw the face. My tits do stand out. The boy tried to blackmail me. I gave him props for being creative. How many teen boys attempt to blackmail a grandma into fucking them? No teen boy needs to blackmail me. My pussy is spread and ready for those young hard cocks. I told him to share my pics and blogs with all his classmates, even their parents and teachers too. I have nothing to hide. I am not taking advantage of my grandson. He wants to fuck me. I am proud to be a sexy GILF. Outing me would only bring me more cock. I told him I would fuck him with out the threats. He still shared my blogs with a posse of school friends, however. He did me a solid. Teen boys have been texting me and finding me on Face Book for weeks now. Last night my little blackmailer and a few members of that teen posse came by for a late night booty call. My grandson was at his place with his parents and I was home alone. The dogs started barking, which is why I woke up. They were trying to break in. They saw some porn where a home invasion turned sexy. Teen boys watch too much porn. Why watch people fucking when you can be fucking? I greeted them naked. I may have thwarted their initial idea, but they still got to fuck a sexy granny. None of them were virgins, but my blackmailer’s friends had never had cougar cunt before. Once you go granny, you don’t go back.

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is better than phone fucking mommy. I think so at least! A phone sex granny is more taboo. We are older with more experience than mommy, plus we are fucking our sons and our grandsons! I never realized how great being a grandma was until I became one. Age is only a number. My age has not slowed down my libido. It has also not made guys less attracted to me either.  The older I get; the more men chase me. The age of the men who chase me become younger too. Grandmas are like fine wine. We get better with age and we never expire. My sons were teen boys when we started fucking. This sexy gilf is on a learning curve, however. With my grandsons, I started them out much younger. Granddaughters too. I know incest is right and natural. The age doesn’t matter if the young ones are willing. What young girl doesn’t want her little kitty licked? What young boy doesn’t want to bang a sexy old woman? And both girls and boys want to please their elders with their little cunts, tongues, fingers, asses and dicks. If your mommy won’t bang you, have you tried jacking off for granny instead? What mommy won’t do, I bet granny will.

Sexy Granny Afternoon Delight

sexy grannyI love being a sexy granny. Grandmas, when I was young, didn’t look like me.  They had blue hair and wore old lady clothes. I didn’t want to be granny based on that.  No one thinks I am a grandma. I love being a grandma better than a mommy now. Just don’t tell my offspring that! My grand angels are all the reward with none of the work. Their parents must deal with them when they are in trouble. Their parents are the ones who buy all their boring shit like school clothes. I get to spoil them, fuck them and return them.  I have them for a few hours after school and some on the weekends. I see them more during the summer. My oldest grandson came by after school today. He is old enough to be home alone after school, not like his younger cousins. He doesn’t need me, but he wants me.  He just came by because he was horny. I may have worked him up with some sexy grandma pics. I took a bunch of naked selfies and texted them to him while he was still in school. I know. Unfair, right? He got a boner in math class.  I needed cock. I woke up alone today and super horny. I knew with a few pussy and tit shots, he would be over to take care of me. He is a teen boy. His cock is hard at hello. He may not last as long as you, but he is hard again in less than 10 minutes.  He finger fucked my pussy and licked it while getting hard again. I took a few hours off from being a phone sex granny to be a dirty one. Now I am back with a pussy full of teenage boy cum.

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Sexy Granny Gang Bang

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is what my teen grandson’s friends all call me. I don’t know about where you are but our weather here is having a mental breakdown.  It was in the 80s Friday. Come yesterday it was snowing. My grandson wanted an outdoor party because the weather looked like it was finally breaking, and we would see Spring. So, I had a backyard of teen boys when out of the blue a major storm hit. Temperatures dropped like 40 degrees in an hour. We moved the party inside. I love having a houseful of teen boys. It changed the dynamic of the party, however. It went from a backyard barbeque to a granny gang bang. How was I supposed to be on good behavior in tight quarters with a band of teen boys? This sexy GILF needed some boy action. No one fucks a grandma or any mature woman like a teenage boy. They are jack hammers when it comes to pussy. My grandson told me his friends thought I was hot and stacked, so I got naked and the gang bang just happened. I was worn out after a couple hours. It was like one of those coeds gone wild videos, just with a grandma instead. I slept in this morning because I was tired from all the teen boy action. I am not complaining. I will gladly sleep in and sit on a bag of frozen vegetables to get fucked like that again.

Sexy Granny Exhibitionist Sex

sexy grannyThis sexy granny did something she has not done in decades. I gave head in a movie theater. This was not a typical date as you might expect from a mature woman. I was with my teen grandson. My phone hubby had suggested the movie Red Sparrow because it was sexy with lots of hot nudity. My grandson loves Jennifer Lawrence. She is his celeb crush. I have a girl crush on her too. She is smoking hot in this movie too. We were sitting in the back. The movie had not been on long before I noticed that my grandson had major wood in his pants. I looked to the left and I looked to the right. There were no folks in our aisle. I pulled out his cock and stroked it. He came in my hand in about 5 minutes. It was his first hand job in a public place. During the first sex scene, my grandson got his first blowjob in a public place too. He was hard again, and I was wet. If I could have figured out how to fuck him without being noticed, I would have in a heartbeat. I have always enjoyed exhibitionist sex. Now, my grandson has a new fetish. When we got home, we fucked like horny animals. He told me he wants to fuck at a concert next time. I’m going to make that happen.

Incest Sex with Chocolate

incest sexIncest sex is about the only sex I have these days. Every now and then I meet a man my own age I don’t share DNA with that I want to fuck, but it is rare. I mean, I hardly get out alone. Between my adult offspring and their offspring, I stay busy. No time to date. Last night, my grand angels came over for some Easter candy. I have tons left over. I needed some help figuring out what to do with all the chocolate I had at home. Honestly, I was afraid I would eat it all, so I asked for some help. I went overboard with Easter baskets this years. Plus, I scored some more candy Monday when it all went on sale. We all have sweet tooth’s in this family. My oldest granddaughter had a brilliant idea. Melt the chocolate so we could turn our bodies into life size chocolate covered bunnies. Since it was her idea, I poured chocolate over her young bald pussy first. I waited a few minutes for it to harden. The chocolate wasn’t the only thing hard. All my grandsons had hard peckers watching me lick her pussy clean.  She tasted extra sweet. Her siblings and cousins wanted to taste her chocolate cunt too. We melted more chocolate, so everyone’s body could get covered and nibbled on. Watching my grandsons’ peckers get covered in chocolate was so hot. I had some chocolate suckers.  I have the biggest canvas, so we covered me last. It took quite a bit of chocolate to cover my big tits. Good thing I have some angels who love chocolate as much as I do. My pussy was wet as each grand angel took their licks off my hot canvas. I have lots of kinky phone sex stories to share that involve food, young girls and boys.

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Sexy Granny Bernadette knows what you need!

sexy grannySexy Granny Bernadette always knows what her boys want! Trust me, you don’t get to be my age without learning a thing or two so when a couple of cocky boys showed up at my house I taught them a lesson they won’t soon forget! They were supposed to be mowing my lawn but instead they were standing around playing on their phones and just acting like arrogant little shits. I was getting annoyed so I went out there and said that if they didn’t get to work right that instant I would not be paying them at all. Well, they didn’t like that at all, they were getting loud and rude and said that they would just take the money from me so I invited them to try. They got all up in my face but I just laughed and one by one pulled those bad boys across my lap and spanked their bad bottoms until they were cherry red and too sore to sit down… but they both had rock hard dicks. I asked if it turned them on and shyly they said yes ma’am, they were much meeker and nicer so I invited them inside and let them both fuck me. By the time they came they had a whole new attitude, they eve left their phones inside while they finally got my yard work done! All they needed was a little discipline to be the good boys I knew they really were.