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Sexy Grandmas Toast the New Year with Little Cocks and Cunnies

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas say goodbye to 2020 with family fun. It was a grandma’s new years eve. All 7 of my grand angels had a sleepover at grandma’s house.  I wanted to start off the new year doing what I do best which is molest little ones. I love little pussies and little dicks and grandma got plenty of both last night. We have annual traditions that we do every holiday. All of them were in full swing last night too. Naked Twister is always a family favorite for the big and little ones. I ended up being over a few tongues that got to lick granny’s wet bald pussy. I keep it shaved so the little ones are encouraged to eat my sexy granny pussy. I will never have an old lady beaver, LOL. Another family favorite is candy in the cunts. Easter and Halloween, I use Hershey’s Kisses and other small candies. For Christmas and New Year’s, I use candy canes. It gives grandma a peppermint pussy. I gave them a hot show first by fucking my cunt with one of those really big thick candy canes. I used it as a dildo to coat the candy cane with my juices and make my pussy minty fresh. All my grand angels licked my pussy juice off the candy cane. I masturbated the girls’ pussies with the candy cane too. Every little pussy made the candy cane shrink until there was nothing left but peppermint sticky pussies. Of course, we ended the night and the year with some naughty family fucking. Peppermint pussies were on my face and young cocks were in my cunt. Some folks want to party with booze and drugs on New Year’s Eve. I just want to party with bald cunts and tiny dicks. Who do you think celebrates better?

Sexy Grandmas Should Teach Little Girls How to Cum

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas get the best gifts for the little ones in their lives. I have several young granddaughters. It is never too soon to teach young girls how to masturbate. I never had my first vibrator until I was in my 30s. I had been fucking my brother for years without cumming. I knew nothing about orgasms and neither did my brother. As I got older, I learned the art of masturbation. That was 30 years ago. Nowadays, the Internet shows girls how to have orgasms. There are lots of variety in sex toys too. So, as part of Christmas, I got each of my granddaughters a sex toy for their little cunts. The oldest girl got a butt plug to go along with a pink vibrator. I was happy to give them a demonstration on how I use dildos, vibrators and butt plugs. My daughters joined in and we gave the boys and the men a show on how we pleasure bald little pussies in this house. Honestly, it was on of the hottest Christmas moments to happen in a long time. Seeing those bald pink pussies spread wide playing with adult toys turned us on. Soon we were all fucking, family fucking. The youngest girls had very wet pussies. With the extra attention given to those pussies by grandma’s gifts, they were able to cum super hard. No one showed me how to have an orgasm at their age, so I was determined that my sweet grand angels would never have to rely on a boy to make them cum.

Grandma Phone Sex Christmas

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is dirty with me. I am not the grandma you grew up with. Hell, I am not the grandma I grew up with either. I am home with my grand angels until Christmas is over. Their parents will be here Thursday. I am kind of sad though that they will go home because I have been having so much fun with them here. Whenever I want to eat a bald cunnie, it is here for me to eat. Whenever I want a teen dick to fuck me, it is here to fuck me. I woke up early this morning to make Christmas cookies. I thought I would be alone, but my two oldest grand girls woke up and wanted to help. We started off well. We made the batter and the icing for the sugar cookies, but we ended up playing in the batter and the frosting. We had the red frosting for Santa all over nipples and the green frosting for trees and gifts all over bald pussies. Cookie batter got poured over my big titties and the girls licked it off. We wasted all the cookie mixtures we had. Maybe not wasted but put to other use. It was a girl orgy in the kitchen. We were on the floor, naked eating frosting and batter off each other’s naked bodies. The boys woke up and got jealous. They saw the cookie batter and decided we needed boy batter. They circle jerked around us as we were withering around on the floor. I planned on making Christmas cookies but ended up family fucking. Cookies can be made any day, but family fun is not as easy to coordinate. I would rather play with my grand angels than bake cookies for Santa any day. I am sure Santa would understand.

Incest Sex for the Holidays

incest sexIncest sex is what the holidays are all about. I am a fan of the holidays primarily because we can all gather. My grand angels are off from virtual learning until January, so I suggested the littles ones stay with me until Christmas. Thanksgiving was miserable because we isolated for two weeks before we all gathered at my place. I was horny and lonely. We had to do it that way because school was still in session. Sadly, all 6 angels who are still in school cannot virtually learn in the same place. Too much speed is needed for the Internet and I need fast Internet to work. No school, no problem keeping their sexy granny company until Christmas. My angels have been practicing 12 days of giving grandma the best orgasms. My teen grandson can fuck me. He can play with his sister and cousins too. He is the closest thing to a man in the house right now. He is living up to it too. I fuck him the most out of anyone in the family. He can drive which helps, but he also is a walking hormone, horny nonstop. I am a bisexual grandma. I love pussy too. That is because I have three daughters and three sons, and three grandsons and four granddaughters. I cannot play favorites without hurting someone’s feelings. So, I do not play favorites. I eat bald cunnies and I play with hairless dicks. You might think I am all dicked out, but that does not ever happen. I cannot get enough boy cock. I cannot get enough yummy cunnie either. It is like a watermelon or cotton candy. Sweet and sticky and pink. I spent the morning stacking bald cunnies on top of each other to lick like a triple decker sandwich. I still have  more than 7 days of them all to myself too.

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Another Pregnant Slut in the Family

pregnant slutI love having a pregnant slut in the family. And it is the perfect holiday gift. I love that this family can continue to grow. A woman never looks sexier than when she is expecting. I am happy to announce that my youngest daughter is pregnant again. She is the mother of my littlest angel. She has been on quarantine with me since March. She is struggling to find work, so her and my grand angel moved back home in the summer. She has not fucked anyone but her brothers, nephews and brother in laws since March, so this is definitely an incest pregnancy. I decided to throw her an announcement party yesterday just for the family. She will have an official shower next year when hopefully social distancing is a thing of the past. Until yesterday, I was the only one who knew she was knocked up. I summoned the family to my place. Felt like an early Christmas celebration. I wanted the family to know but an announcement party was just an excuse for some good old-fashioned family fucking. A pregnant girl is always super horny no matter if she is three months along or about to pop.  I plan to keep her cumming all through her pregnancy. Everyone was so excited to hear the news. It is sort of a silver lining to the cluster fuck 2020 has turned out to be. Once the news was shared, I fired up the hot tub and we started playing around in there like we usually do. I was drinking bourbon and sucking cock; my daughters ate their sister’s pussy and the grand angels watched and joined in on the fun. Since young girls can learn so much from playing with a pregnant woman, we had them worship her horny body. Of course, everyone old and young, wanted to taste my daughter’s ripe pregnant pussy. A pregnant girl tastes yummy. It was a nice family celebration. One of just many I am sure. We go all out in this family when someone gets knocked up.

Gee Granny, what big nipples you have

Gilf phone sex

My daughter had her own brat and so I am now a GILF. I work hard to keep this body in prime shape and do not allow myself to be bothered by the term GILF. I brought a young man home yesterday that had been friends with my son growing up. I sucked his cock in and down my throat until it was as hard as a rock and then I lowered my dripping wet pussy onto it. I bounced up and down on that pork sword while he palmed my tits. He was pinching and rolling my nipples while I rode that baloney pony with all my might. He grabbed my hips and put me into position on all fours where he slammed his disco stick back into my granny gash. We were both moaning and you could hear his hips slapping my ass with each stroke. His strokes were getting erratic and I knew that he was going to spill his baby gravy inside any moment. He groaned one last time and I felt him flood my beaver with cum. I gave him a couple of minutes to catch his breath and began to stroke him again. He was soon hard and ready for round 2. This time he wanted to take the chocolate express and so I lubed him up and he slid right in. I enjoyed a second round of hard rutting from my young stud before he had to go. This GILF is just getting started!

Sexy GILF Sam

sexy gilfI love being known as the sexy gilf on the block. I live in a small town. Not so small that everyone knows you, but small enough that if you have a sexpot reputation, boys know who you are. I was doing some grocery shopping yesterday. We are supposed to get our first snow this week and folks lose their shit when 2 inches of snow hits the ground. We already have a toilet paper shortage, so I expected to see milk and bread gone too. It was mostly gone. I was able to get some necessities but was hopping for some butt wipe. No luck. I went to the drugstore across the street. Some boys were out front goofing off. Suddenly one boy was like your Ms. Wagner. I asked if he knew one of my grandsons. He was cute. With this big grin, he was like every boy knows you. I was flattered. Another boy said that if I needed toilet paper the store was out, but he could get me the hook up. I was curious now. The lad’s mom is a hoarder, LOL. I walked a few blocks with them. The boy hid me in the garage. He went in the house and twenty minutes later came out with a 24 pack of toilet paper. He did not want anything from me, but no good deed goes unnoticed. I showed him and his friends my tits. The boys were gasping at my sexy granny knockers. They started adjusting their pants. I told them I believed in paying it forward. I unzipped their pants and blew them in the chilly garage. Parents could have busted us anytime. Well worth the risk. I had a family of 15 back home and 2 rolls of toilet paper left. I would have sold my soul to the devil for toilet paper. Sucking the young cocks of a few horny boys was a much better option. One I would have done for nothing in exchange too.

Thanksgiving Incest Sex

incest sexThanksgiving is about is about incest sex in this family. I am thankful that I am the kind of mommy and granny who does not deny herself what she wants. What I want often is young cock and bald cunnie. Luckily, I do not have to hide that from you or my family. You are not going to call the cops on me for loving my family, are you? This morning, while my sons and daughters slept in, grandma had some time with her angels. I made them orange rolls. A sort of family tradition. That was followed by naked Twister, another family tradition. After the foreplay of a naughty game, I started a fire, and we had a little orgy. I sucked on hairless cocks. I ate bald cunnies. Of course, they returned the favor. I put some candy in my cunt and when it melted out, my little angels vied to lick me clean. Good thing, I had a big bag of candy. Eating candy out of my sexy granny cunt is another family tradition. It is how I train the young ones to eat pussy. I mean, I am the matriarch of this family. I do love to eat pussy and suck dick, but I deserve to be licked, nibbled and eaten too. My littlest angels looked like glazed donuts by the time their parents woke up. That was when my angels took a nap, and I did the same thing with their parents. Yes, I am thankful that despite this virus, my family could be all together this year to play some naughty family games.

Be a Hero: Pound an Ass

Kinky phone sexI am not the brightest crayon in the box but I think I might have an idea!

It all starts with everyone fucking!

Everyone has to be absolutely all in! Your mom’s dripping pussy…stuff it!

Grandma’s toothless mouth…slide that thick meat all the way in!

Do the girl next door and her sister at the same time! That cock is big enough to share, right?

What I am trying to explain is,  when my brothers and I were little, if one of us would get the measles or chicken pox or something, my mom would makes us all sleep together. That way we would all get it all at once and it would be over with.

I am thinking we could do this with the Corona virus!

Give everyone a vaccine and then we all just start fucking!

Fuck everyone you see!

Fukitty fuck fuck!

Instead of lines for testing, people will be waiting in lines for group sex! The more the better!

Men, start getting this cocks hard! Stick them in anything that is still moving!

If a girls says hi to you, shove that cock down her throat!

If she bends over in front of you, slam that fuck stick deep in her tight pussy!

Don’t even ask!

Like that sneaker commercial says, …just do it!

You are trying to save the human race here! The world as we know it is at stake. Step up! Be a hero and start pounding some ass!

Yes, we will all get sick, but once we all have it, we can move on!

I have already had it so who wants to shove a nice thick cock in my tight shaved pussy and start spreading some antibodies?

 

 

 

Sexy Granny Has Back

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha has back. I used to worry about my junk in the trunk. Or as my sons calls it my badonkadonk. For years, I tried to exercise and diet to trim it down. Then the Kardashians made big butts all the rage. Still, I thought guys only wanted back on young girls. Young girls with perky breasts. I am a grandma, and my tits are at my belly button now. A few years ago, I gave up and accepted my curves; accepted the fact that gravity has settled in. Turns out plenty of men like a mature woman with some meat on her bones. My grandsons and their friends love a sexy gilf with a big ass. Today is the last day of isolation before we can be together as a family unit tomorrow. I got on cam with my grandson and some of his friends. I thought it would just be a mutual masturbation show. It was that, but it was more too. They wanted to see my ass. They wanted me to shake it and twerk it. I gave them my best moves, but I am unskilled at twerking. My grandson told me to watch some Cardi B, so I did. I put on a big ass play list that includes my favorite big butt song, “Baby Got Back.” The music carried me. Gloria Estefan was correct. The music got me. My ass was shaking up and down and side to side. I was on my phone and my iPad so I could see their reactions. The boys all had hard cocks. They joked that they had so much cum for me, that I would feel their explosions shoot through the computer screen and land on my ass. Sadly, it will be awhile before I can play with my grandson’s friends, but in less than 24 hours, my grandson will be able to fuck my ass. Sexy grandmas are thankful for boys who like big butts.