Tag: Grandma phone sex

Teen Boys Love Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love posing for sexy grandma pics. I think my teen grandson has a future in porn. Not as a star, but as a photographer. I could see him being a photographer for Playboy or an outfit like Twisty’s or Scores. He really enjoys taking pictures of me. Before I got this gig, I hired a boudoir photographer, so I had a portfolio. Her pictures are not as good as my teen grandson’s photos and she was a professional. He takes pride in his work too. He has been studying all sorts of nude models. His computer is full of porn, but not the kind most boys his age have on their computers. His computer is nothing but naked mature sexy women, including me. He is the one who takes 99% of the photos I use in my blogs. He loves older women with big boobs. I have ruined him for girls his own age. I was asking him about this girl at school who always texts him. He said she has no boobs. Well, duh. She is not supposed to have boobs yet, I told him. His replay was something like why the girls at school cannot be built like me. No one is built like me. Then I motor boated him with my boobs. I must be careful because I can give him a black eye. After he came on my boobs, I licked his jizz off then let him snap some more pictures of me. He can get sort of art house nude with me, playing with the lighting and close-ups. He even uses different effects. He had to get an external hard drive to store all the pictures of me because he has that many naked photos of his grandma. He jokes it is because my boobs are so big. I think it is just because he is a horny teen boy who can never have enough nude pics of his sexy granny.

GILF Phone Sex with a P Granny

gilf phone sexNeed gilf phone sex? Granny is here boys. I have the rest of the month with my grand angels before they go back to the real classroom. Can I just say what a bummer that is for me? I have become accustomed to having little angels around all day. Little mouths and fingers to take care of me. My pussy will need day replacements. Little surrogates to take care of my horny needs. My daughter had an idea. She suggested I do some nanny or babysitting work. Great idea. I can design my phone sex hours around babysitting. No one thinks twice about a grandma being a P woman. I took her suggestion and watched a sweet young girl last night for a nurse who works third shift. Her regular babysitter was unavailable, and she was desperate. She saw my ad and called me. I make a good impression with a big family that I raised as a single sexy mommy.

The mother told me Bree would sleep most of the night. She would have slept longer if I had not licked and fingered her bald cunnie. I gave her some spiked Koolaid with Benedryl before her bedtime and she had no idea I pulled off her rubber panties, pushed her pink panties to the side and took a few licks. She tasted like pee and honey. She was tart and sweet at the same time. I slipped a finger in and sucked those little girl juices off my fingers. Yummy. I wanted to do so much more, but I do not want to get arrested either. If you were here with me, it would be different. I can work out my naughty fantasies with one of my young granddaughters later. Damn, she has been gone almost 12 hours and I can still taste that young cunt.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Sexy Grandmas Like Them Young

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are every nowadays. My generation you never heard sexy before grandma, LOL. Grandmas were little shriveled up ladies who smelled funny and got you presents and made you cookies. I get presents and I make cookies, but I also molest young ones, especially the little angels in my family. My youngest grand daughter I have watched grow up. She is the youngest one, but she will have a baby sister or brother in 6 months. I am watching her for a week or so while my pregnant daughter is experiencing severe morning sickness. I was happy to take this angel in. She is now showing signs of sexual curiosity, however. Of course, she has been groomed for it. I am most often naked in the house. I crank up the heat in the winter. This morning, she came up to me and grabbed my tit and started sucking. She is eating adult food now. She said she missed mommy’s boobies. Well, I can be a wet nurse! I scooped her up, set her on my lap and let her latch on. I fingered her bald cunnie while she sucked. No milk in my sexy granny knockers, but I was happy to pretend. Oh, my was I happy to pretend. Her pink pussy was so wet. Super soaking wet. At her age, that does not happen often. It made me wet. I put her on the couch so I could lick her bald slit. I pulled the puffy mound open to get to the creamy pink center. I put my nose on her tiny pink clitty as my tongue and finger worked inside her little hole. She was super tight. She convulsed and gave me a piss orgasm. Her first. I was so happy I could do that for her. I was so happy I was the first one to experience it too. When the little girls in the family have their first orgasm, piss or regular, I know they are ready for more incest sex.

More Mommy Sex

mommy sexI made a resolution for more mommy sex this year. I have three sons and three daughters who I did not spend enough time with this year. I had a lot of grandma P fun with my big brood of angels but because of the pandemic, jobs and distance, my own offspring did not get enough motherly love. My youngest son was with me for a few months while he worked from home, so he got lots of mommy love. My oldest son I only saw twice last year because he must fly. He was not able to come for Christmas this year because of travel restrictions in his state and mine. We devised a plan to see each other right after the first of the year. We met in Vegas for just two days last week. I flew and he flew. I got us a nice hotel room in a hotel on the strip. We barely left the room. We did walk the strip and pick-up food to go, but no casinos and no shows. Even without a virus, we likely would have stayed in the hot tub suite fucking. We do not get enough time together. This was not enough time either, but it was better than nothing. We fucked in every corner of the room. We fucked in the hot tub too. But my favorite was when he fucked me up against the sliding glass window to the balcony. I could see all the strip lights. The strip was desolate for Vegas, which made the lights shine brighter. If anyone had been down there, they would have seen me up against the glass. My son nutted in my pussy from behind, and afterwards we relaxed in the hot tub drinking fruity drinks. It was too short of an excursion, but it made this sexy mommy realize she needs more time with her offspring.

Sexy Grandma Pics

sexy grandma picsI love taking sexy grandma pics. These pictures are among the many my grandson took when we rented a cabin in the woods in October. My naked pictures will ensure my grandson has college money. He is selling them to his friends. Now of course, if he gets busted there will be no college and I may end up in an orange jumpsuit too but we have planned for it in advance. I have a zip drive with all my photos on it I use for work, my grandson will say he stole them. We will cover up the incest since he is not in any of the photos. I love posing for him. He gets such a boner filming his old granny naked. I love posing for him or anyone. I have long been an exhibitionist. I have big boobs and curves. Sure, I am not a super model, but I am a real woman and real women have curves. My grandson sold some of these pictures to a friend of his who offered to pay to have sex with me. I was flattered. I mean a teen boy using his hard-earned money to fuck me? I told my grandson to bring the boy over. I was not going to take his money, but I did plan on taking his virginity. A young stud fucks an old broad well. Better than any man her age. Jared became a man last night. And to think it is all because my grandson enjoys photographing his sexy granny. He is not only a great fuck, but he is also an awesome wingman.

Sexy Grandmas Toast the New Year with Little Cocks and Cunnies

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas say goodbye to 2020 with family fun. It was a grandma’s new years eve. All 7 of my grand angels had a sleepover at grandma’s house.  I wanted to start off the new year doing what I do best which is molest little ones. I love little pussies and little dicks and grandma got plenty of both last night. We have annual traditions that we do every holiday. All of them were in full swing last night too. Naked Twister is always a family favorite for the big and little ones. I ended up being over a few tongues that got to lick granny’s wet bald pussy. I keep it shaved so the little ones are encouraged to eat my sexy granny pussy. I will never have an old lady beaver, LOL. Another family favorite is candy in the cunts. Easter and Halloween, I use Hershey’s Kisses and other small candies. For Christmas and New Year’s, I use candy canes. It gives grandma a peppermint pussy. I gave them a hot show first by fucking my cunt with one of those really big thick candy canes. I used it as a dildo to coat the candy cane with my juices and make my pussy minty fresh. All my grand angels licked my pussy juice off the candy cane. I masturbated the girls’ pussies with the candy cane too. Every little pussy made the candy cane shrink until there was nothing left but peppermint sticky pussies. Of course, we ended the night and the year with some naughty family fucking. Peppermint pussies were on my face and young cocks were in my cunt. Some folks want to party with booze and drugs on New Year’s Eve. I just want to party with bald cunts and tiny dicks. Who do you think celebrates better?

Sexy Grandmas Should Teach Little Girls How to Cum

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas get the best gifts for the little ones in their lives. I have several young granddaughters. It is never too soon to teach young girls how to masturbate. I never had my first vibrator until I was in my 30s. I had been fucking my brother for years without cumming. I knew nothing about orgasms and neither did my brother. As I got older, I learned the art of masturbation. That was 30 years ago. Nowadays, the Internet shows girls how to have orgasms. There are lots of variety in sex toys too. So, as part of Christmas, I got each of my granddaughters a sex toy for their little cunts. The oldest girl got a butt plug to go along with a pink vibrator. I was happy to give them a demonstration on how I use dildos, vibrators and butt plugs. My daughters joined in and we gave the boys and the men a show on how we pleasure bald little pussies in this house. Honestly, it was on of the hottest Christmas moments to happen in a long time. Seeing those bald pink pussies spread wide playing with adult toys turned us on. Soon we were all fucking, family fucking. The youngest girls had very wet pussies. With the extra attention given to those pussies by grandma’s gifts, they were able to cum super hard. No one showed me how to have an orgasm at their age, so I was determined that my sweet grand angels would never have to rely on a boy to make them cum.

Grandma Phone Sex Christmas

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is dirty with me. I am not the grandma you grew up with. Hell, I am not the grandma I grew up with either. I am home with my grand angels until Christmas is over. Their parents will be here Thursday. I am kind of sad though that they will go home because I have been having so much fun with them here. Whenever I want to eat a bald cunnie, it is here for me to eat. Whenever I want a teen dick to fuck me, it is here to fuck me. I woke up early this morning to make Christmas cookies. I thought I would be alone, but my two oldest grand girls woke up and wanted to help. We started off well. We made the batter and the icing for the sugar cookies, but we ended up playing in the batter and the frosting. We had the red frosting for Santa all over nipples and the green frosting for trees and gifts all over bald pussies. Cookie batter got poured over my big titties and the girls licked it off. We wasted all the cookie mixtures we had. Maybe not wasted but put to other use. It was a girl orgy in the kitchen. We were on the floor, naked eating frosting and batter off each other’s naked bodies. The boys woke up and got jealous. They saw the cookie batter and decided we needed boy batter. They circle jerked around us as we were withering around on the floor. I planned on making Christmas cookies but ended up family fucking. Cookies can be made any day, but family fun is not as easy to coordinate. I would rather play with my grand angels than bake cookies for Santa any day. I am sure Santa would understand.

Incest Sex for the Holidays

incest sexIncest sex is what the holidays are all about. I am a fan of the holidays primarily because we can all gather. My grand angels are off from virtual learning until January, so I suggested the littles ones stay with me until Christmas. Thanksgiving was miserable because we isolated for two weeks before we all gathered at my place. I was horny and lonely. We had to do it that way because school was still in session. Sadly, all 6 angels who are still in school cannot virtually learn in the same place. Too much speed is needed for the Internet and I need fast Internet to work. No school, no problem keeping their sexy granny company until Christmas. My angels have been practicing 12 days of giving grandma the best orgasms. My teen grandson can fuck me. He can play with his sister and cousins too. He is the closest thing to a man in the house right now. He is living up to it too. I fuck him the most out of anyone in the family. He can drive which helps, but he also is a walking hormone, horny nonstop. I am a bisexual grandma. I love pussy too. That is because I have three daughters and three sons, and three grandsons and four granddaughters. I cannot play favorites without hurting someone’s feelings. So, I do not play favorites. I eat bald cunnies and I play with hairless dicks. You might think I am all dicked out, but that does not ever happen. I cannot get enough boy cock. I cannot get enough yummy cunnie either. It is like a watermelon or cotton candy. Sweet and sticky and pink. I spent the morning stacking bald cunnies on top of each other to lick like a triple decker sandwich. I still have  more than 7 days of them all to myself too.

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Another Pregnant Slut in the Family

pregnant slutI love having a pregnant slut in the family. And it is the perfect holiday gift. I love that this family can continue to grow. A woman never looks sexier than when she is expecting. I am happy to announce that my youngest daughter is pregnant again. She is the mother of my littlest angel. She has been on quarantine with me since March. She is struggling to find work, so her and my grand angel moved back home in the summer. She has not fucked anyone but her brothers, nephews and brother in laws since March, so this is definitely an incest pregnancy. I decided to throw her an announcement party yesterday just for the family. She will have an official shower next year when hopefully social distancing is a thing of the past. Until yesterday, I was the only one who knew she was knocked up. I summoned the family to my place. Felt like an early Christmas celebration. I wanted the family to know but an announcement party was just an excuse for some good old-fashioned family fucking. A pregnant girl is always super horny no matter if she is three months along or about to pop.  I plan to keep her cumming all through her pregnancy. Everyone was so excited to hear the news. It is sort of a silver lining to the cluster fuck 2020 has turned out to be. Once the news was shared, I fired up the hot tub and we started playing around in there like we usually do. I was drinking bourbon and sucking cock; my daughters ate their sister’s pussy and the grand angels watched and joined in on the fun. Since young girls can learn so much from playing with a pregnant woman, we had them worship her horny body. Of course, everyone old and young, wanted to taste my daughter’s ripe pregnant pussy. A pregnant girl tastes yummy. It was a nice family celebration. One of just many I am sure. We go all out in this family when someone gets knocked up.