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Incest Sex for the Holidays

incest sexIncest sex is what the holidays are all about. I am a fan of the holidays primarily because we can all gather. My grand angels are off from virtual learning until January, so I suggested the littles ones stay with me until Christmas. Thanksgiving was miserable because we isolated for two weeks before we all gathered at my place. I was horny and lonely. We had to do it that way because school was still in session. Sadly, all 6 angels who are still in school cannot virtually learn in the same place. Too much speed is needed for the Internet and I need fast Internet to work. No school, no problem keeping their sexy granny company until Christmas. My angels have been practicing 12 days of giving grandma the best orgasms. My teen grandson can fuck me. He can play with his sister and cousins too. He is the closest thing to a man in the house right now. He is living up to it too. I fuck him the most out of anyone in the family. He can drive which helps, but he also is a walking hormone, horny nonstop. I am a bisexual grandma. I love pussy too. That is because I have three daughters and three sons, and three grandsons and four granddaughters. I cannot play favorites without hurting someone’s feelings. So, I do not play favorites. I eat bald cunnies and I play with hairless dicks. You might think I am all dicked out, but that does not ever happen. I cannot get enough boy cock. I cannot get enough yummy cunnie either. It is like a watermelon or cotton candy. Sweet and sticky and pink. I spent the morning stacking bald cunnies on top of each other to lick like a triple decker sandwich. I still have  more than 7 days of them all to myself too.

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Another Pregnant Slut in the Family

pregnant slutI love having a pregnant slut in the family. And it is the perfect holiday gift. I love that this family can continue to grow. A woman never looks sexier than when she is expecting. I am happy to announce that my youngest daughter is pregnant again. She is the mother of my littlest angel. She has been on quarantine with me since March. She is struggling to find work, so her and my grand angel moved back home in the summer. She has not fucked anyone but her brothers, nephews and brother in laws since March, so this is definitely an incest pregnancy. I decided to throw her an announcement party yesterday just for the family. She will have an official shower next year when hopefully social distancing is a thing of the past. Until yesterday, I was the only one who knew she was knocked up. I summoned the family to my place. Felt like an early Christmas celebration. I wanted the family to know but an announcement party was just an excuse for some good old-fashioned family fucking. A pregnant girl is always super horny no matter if she is three months along or about to pop.  I plan to keep her cumming all through her pregnancy. Everyone was so excited to hear the news. It is sort of a silver lining to the cluster fuck 2020 has turned out to be. Once the news was shared, I fired up the hot tub and we started playing around in there like we usually do. I was drinking bourbon and sucking cock; my daughters ate their sister’s pussy and the grand angels watched and joined in on the fun. Since young girls can learn so much from playing with a pregnant woman, we had them worship her horny body. Of course, everyone old and young, wanted to taste my daughter’s ripe pregnant pussy. A pregnant girl tastes yummy. It was a nice family celebration. One of just many I am sure. We go all out in this family when someone gets knocked up.

Gee Granny, what big nipples you have

Gilf phone sex

My daughter had her own brat and so I am now a GILF. I work hard to keep this body in prime shape and do not allow myself to be bothered by the term GILF. I brought a young man home yesterday that had been friends with my son growing up. I sucked his cock in and down my throat until it was as hard as a rock and then I lowered my dripping wet pussy onto it. I bounced up and down on that pork sword while he palmed my tits. He was pinching and rolling my nipples while I rode that baloney pony with all my might. He grabbed my hips and put me into position on all fours where he slammed his disco stick back into my granny gash. We were both moaning and you could hear his hips slapping my ass with each stroke. His strokes were getting erratic and I knew that he was going to spill his baby gravy inside any moment. He groaned one last time and I felt him flood my beaver with cum. I gave him a couple of minutes to catch his breath and began to stroke him again. He was soon hard and ready for round 2. This time he wanted to take the chocolate express and so I lubed him up and he slid right in. I enjoyed a second round of hard rutting from my young stud before he had to go. This GILF is just getting started!

Sexy GILF Sam

sexy gilfI love being known as the sexy gilf on the block. I live in a small town. Not so small that everyone knows you, but small enough that if you have a sexpot reputation, boys know who you are. I was doing some grocery shopping yesterday. We are supposed to get our first snow this week and folks lose their shit when 2 inches of snow hits the ground. We already have a toilet paper shortage, so I expected to see milk and bread gone too. It was mostly gone. I was able to get some necessities but was hopping for some butt wipe. No luck. I went to the drugstore across the street. Some boys were out front goofing off. Suddenly one boy was like your Ms. Wagner. I asked if he knew one of my grandsons. He was cute. With this big grin, he was like every boy knows you. I was flattered. Another boy said that if I needed toilet paper the store was out, but he could get me the hook up. I was curious now. The lad’s mom is a hoarder, LOL. I walked a few blocks with them. The boy hid me in the garage. He went in the house and twenty minutes later came out with a 24 pack of toilet paper. He did not want anything from me, but no good deed goes unnoticed. I showed him and his friends my tits. The boys were gasping at my sexy granny knockers. They started adjusting their pants. I told them I believed in paying it forward. I unzipped their pants and blew them in the chilly garage. Parents could have busted us anytime. Well worth the risk. I had a family of 15 back home and 2 rolls of toilet paper left. I would have sold my soul to the devil for toilet paper. Sucking the young cocks of a few horny boys was a much better option. One I would have done for nothing in exchange too.

Thanksgiving Incest Sex

incest sexThanksgiving is about is about incest sex in this family. I am thankful that I am the kind of mommy and granny who does not deny herself what she wants. What I want often is young cock and bald cunnie. Luckily, I do not have to hide that from you or my family. You are not going to call the cops on me for loving my family, are you? This morning, while my sons and daughters slept in, grandma had some time with her angels. I made them orange rolls. A sort of family tradition. That was followed by naked Twister, another family tradition. After the foreplay of a naughty game, I started a fire, and we had a little orgy. I sucked on hairless cocks. I ate bald cunnies. Of course, they returned the favor. I put some candy in my cunt and when it melted out, my little angels vied to lick me clean. Good thing, I had a big bag of candy. Eating candy out of my sexy granny cunt is another family tradition. It is how I train the young ones to eat pussy. I mean, I am the matriarch of this family. I do love to eat pussy and suck dick, but I deserve to be licked, nibbled and eaten too. My littlest angels looked like glazed donuts by the time their parents woke up. That was when my angels took a nap, and I did the same thing with their parents. Yes, I am thankful that despite this virus, my family could be all together this year to play some naughty family games.

Be a Hero: Pound an Ass

Kinky phone sexI am not the brightest crayon in the box but I think I might have an idea!

It all starts with everyone fucking!

Everyone has to be absolutely all in! Your mom’s dripping pussy…stuff it!

Grandma’s toothless mouth…slide that thick meat all the way in!

Do the girl next door and her sister at the same time! That cock is big enough to share, right?

What I am trying to explain is,  when my brothers and I were little, if one of us would get the measles or chicken pox or something, my mom would makes us all sleep together. That way we would all get it all at once and it would be over with.

I am thinking we could do this with the Corona virus!

Give everyone a vaccine and then we all just start fucking!

Fuck everyone you see!

Fukitty fuck fuck!

Instead of lines for testing, people will be waiting in lines for group sex! The more the better!

Men, start getting this cocks hard! Stick them in anything that is still moving!

If a girls says hi to you, shove that cock down her throat!

If she bends over in front of you, slam that fuck stick deep in her tight pussy!

Don’t even ask!

Like that sneaker commercial says, …just do it!

You are trying to save the human race here! The world as we know it is at stake. Step up! Be a hero and start pounding some ass!

Yes, we will all get sick, but once we all have it, we can move on!

I have already had it so who wants to shove a nice thick cock in my tight shaved pussy and start spreading some antibodies?

 

 

 

Sexy Granny Has Back

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha has back. I used to worry about my junk in the trunk. Or as my sons calls it my badonkadonk. For years, I tried to exercise and diet to trim it down. Then the Kardashians made big butts all the rage. Still, I thought guys only wanted back on young girls. Young girls with perky breasts. I am a grandma, and my tits are at my belly button now. A few years ago, I gave up and accepted my curves; accepted the fact that gravity has settled in. Turns out plenty of men like a mature woman with some meat on her bones. My grandsons and their friends love a sexy gilf with a big ass. Today is the last day of isolation before we can be together as a family unit tomorrow. I got on cam with my grandson and some of his friends. I thought it would just be a mutual masturbation show. It was that, but it was more too. They wanted to see my ass. They wanted me to shake it and twerk it. I gave them my best moves, but I am unskilled at twerking. My grandson told me to watch some Cardi B, so I did. I put on a big ass play list that includes my favorite big butt song, “Baby Got Back.” The music carried me. Gloria Estefan was correct. The music got me. My ass was shaking up and down and side to side. I was on my phone and my iPad so I could see their reactions. The boys all had hard cocks. They joked that they had so much cum for me, that I would feel their explosions shoot through the computer screen and land on my ass. Sadly, it will be awhile before I can play with my grandson’s friends, but in less than 24 hours, my grandson will be able to fuck my ass. Sexy grandmas are thankful for boys who like big butts.

 

New Sexy Grandma Pics Thanks to My Grandson

sexy grandma picsWhile I was on my family vacation, I took some sexy grandma pics for you guys. It was my grandson’s idea. He said I had no new content in years. I reminded him I was only a porn star in my mind. I do not have professional photos. My grandson is like a technical wizard, so he is my photographer. He knows about filters and he has a Go Pro and it takes amazing pictures. One of the days my sons and daughters went hiking, the little ones stayed at the cabin with me. It was too cold for little bodies to hike. My grandson suggested a photo shoot. I had some sexy outfits packed with me. These are some of the photos he took that day. Back in my day, folks needed fancy cameras for glossy pictures. And no one had heard of an iPhone. Now, my teen grandson can make me look like a professional nude model. We did a variety of photos so I will have some to use for next year or so. I must admit that posing for him always gets me wet. First there is the fact that I enjoy being desired. Mature sexy women sometimes have difficulty with their esteem as they age. Knowing that my grandson gets hard snapping pictures of me and that his friends enjoy jacking off to the pictures is the ego boost I need most days. Add that to the fact that my grandson shares my pictures for profit which means boys will pay to see me naked too, and I am feeling good. My grandson thinks I missed my calling and should have been in porn. Right now, I am content on letting my grandson be my photographer and just being a dirty old whore who fucks all the young boys and girls.

Ageplay Phone Sex Calls Inspire Me

ageplay phone sexI love ageplay phone sex calls. I can be any age. You can be any age. And the ones we fantasize about can be any age too. I did a hot call last night where we role played that my granddaughter was just a few years older and I needed to pay the rent. My landlord was not interested in my used up pussy, but when he realized I was caring for my little grand angel, he made me a deal. A few minutes of pleasure with my young girl and the rent was paid. I must admit, that thought made me cream my panties. Wait, I was not wearing any panties. My pussy got wet thinking of pimping out this angel under my roof. In my fantasy call, I had to dress up my young angel like a litter hooker in booty shorts, high heels and tube top. I showed off her tiny parts and talked about how tight her tiny holes were. I promised him a virgin and I delivered one too. I licked her pussy to prep it for his cock. I helped her suck his cock. I watched as my little angel got my rent paid with her pussy and I masturbated the entire time. Once he came in her virgin hole, this sexy granny licked her cherry juice coated cunnie clean. My angel is in diapers still. She cannot walk or talk yet. But when I told my son and daughter about this call, they got horny too. We all fucked with our little angel laying next to us on the floor in her playpen. I am so grateful I have this job because my fellow perverts inspire me. They give me ideas for the future, and they increase the taboo thoughts I have about the family fun in my life.

Grandma Phone Sex Vacation

grandma phone sexIt is about to be a week of grandma phone sex. My kinky family and I head to a mountain retreat on Monday. Sons and daughters, and my grand angels. We are all packed and ready. I have been slammed on the phones. Of course, I am working more hours than normal because I will miss my P granny lovers. I was on a super long call last night. One of my druggy P men. He snorts lines of coke and we share stories about the kinky fun we have had with little ones over the decades.  He has true stories unlike many of my callers who just have fantasies. His mother was a stripper in the 70s. A wild party girl and swinger. She hosted sex parties and included her son and daughter in the fun. I wish my parents had been like that. When he got older, she had her son recruit young talent for the parties. Turns out in the 80s, the mom made money off young girls like his sister. He normally would lure his baby sister’s friends to the house, drug them and they never struggled when a bunch of old men fucked their tiny holes. I will not lie. I was super wet. His upbringing was rougher and more non-consensual than how I do things, but it was still hot to hear about. My oldest grandson was eavesdropping on my part of the call and stroking his cock. He loves it when he hears me sharing some kinky incest sex stories with men like you. He knows how to be quiet and discreet. As I shared my fun with my grand angels, he was eating his grandma’s pussy. My caller thought I was just masturbating from the hot exchange of stories. It was that but it was mostly my grandson’s skilled tongue which I am going to feel a lot in the next week. I will try to work some here and there for my horny men, but if I cannot, I will come home with lots of kinky stories of P family fun.