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Family Fun Phone Sex Thanksgiving Has Already Begun

family fun phone sexOur family fun phone sex Thanksgiving is almost here. My house smells like pie and cookies. My pussy smells like cum. That is the sign that it is a holiday at grandma’s house. My youngest son is home with me now, and so is my oldest grandson. They have been helping me get ready for the big family gathering tomorrow. Honestly, I am thankful that I have a family who still loves to play with me. I am in my 60s now, but my offspring and their offspring have not put me out to pasture yet. My grandson was the first one up this morning, so he was first to cum. He is 20 now and has girlfriends, but his sexy granny will always be his number one girl. That is what he told me this morning as he gagged my mouth with his cock. He had morning wood, but nothing this horny old woman could not take care of for him. He got into bed with me and woke me up better than a pot of coffee. My youngest son, his uncle, woke up with morning wood next. He had to wait his turn, or did he? I told him to get into bed with us. I can easily take care of two hard cocks at once. I have a big family and over the years I have fine tuned my multitasking skills. I took my son in my ass while my grandson continued to pump his horny dick inside my pussy. I was making a lot of noise. My daughter woke up because we were fucking loudly. She did not want left out of the incest sex, so she got into bed with us. She got to fuck her brother and her nephew. I got up to put a pie in the oven and let my girl have her fun with the boys. Her oldest daughter woke up and wanted to help grandma. She is becoming such a big girl now. I had a special job for her. Clean granny’s cum filled holes. She took her job seriously too. She licked up every last drop. Tomorrow, and the rest of the week will be more of this kind of family fun. Want to visit grandma for Thanksgiving?

Family Fucking Is a Way for Life for Us

family fuckingFamily fucking is our way of life. I enjoy sharing real experiences with my callers. I also enjoy kinky roleplays. I am a no taboos kind of woman. Age is just a number. My grand angels are way more advanced than I was when I was their age. A lot has changed for young girls and boys since I was a schoolgirl making them develop younger. The Internet has been a game changer for my young ones. My generation, had to rely on some one’s father having a dirty magazine that got smuggled into school. That was how we saw naked people, LOL. My grand angels have porn on their phones. That has helped sexualize young ones much earlier than my generation. I was not sending nude selfies as a schoolgirl either. I may have posed for a few naughty Polaroids for my brother as a teen girl, but nothing was instant like it is now. My oldest granddaughter gets dick picks all the time from schoolboys. I have schooled her however in not sending pics back. My generation, girls lost their virginity on their wedding night mostly. Most girls nowadays are fucking before they are out of school. I have an incest sex family, but my grand angels would likely be fucking schoolboys and girls if it was not for our family fun. Do not feel bad for young girls and boys who are fucking adults in their families. The younger generation is hornier than the generations before them because sex is everywhere. The clothes for teen girls are sexier and more revealing. They have porn on their cell phones. They get dick pictures on their social media accounts. They see their favorite celebrities in sex tapes. It is a whole new world for the younger generation. And guess what? That makes them more sexualized at an earlier age than us. This sexy granny knows just what to do with this young, horny generation.

Sexy Grandma Pics are Hot to See, Hotter to Make

sexy grandma picsDo you like looking at sexy grandma pics? I sure do love posing for them. My oldest grandson has been my primary photographer for years now. He loves talking pictures for his spank bank. That is how it started. Then he showed a few friends my pictures, and they wanted some too. Next thing he knew, he was selling my naked pictures to his friends. That led to him posing as me and selling them online to outfits that like mature naked women. I was mad at first, but then I calmed down. I mean I am naked already on my phone sex site. Most of the blog pictures I use, he took. When he visited this weekend, he took a bunch more naked pictures of his sexy granny. He took pictures of us fucking. He even took tried to take pictures of me engaged in sex acts that could get me arrested. I shut that shit down quickly though. Cell phone pictures and videos get uploaded to the cloud. It is how folks get busted doing illegal things. I explained that the person taking the pictures or videos would be in as much trouble as the person in the pictures. Modern technology is not a friend to P folks like me. I miss the days of Polaroid cameras and camcorders. I still have shoe boxes full of dirty Polaroid pictures. I pull them out and masturbate to them often. I have pictures of me blowing my oldest grandson when he was barley knee high. I showed him the pictures and explained this is what he needs. A shoe box of dirty incest sex pictures. I have dirty pictures going back decades. I always think my grand angels are schooling me because they have been raised in a technology driven world, but sometimes going old school is the best. My way keeps folks out of trouble while still allowing them to have dirty family fun.

Sexy Granny Trick or Treating Leads to Kinky Family Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went trick or treating last night. It was my granddaughter’s first Halloween walking and talking. We walked her around the neighborhood in her cute little Glenda the Good Witch costume. I it was nice to see all the other cutie pies out too. I was eyeballing all the local talent in the neighborhood. As we canvassed the neighborhood for candy, I kept wondering in my fellow P men were out and about doing the same thing. I was checking out the cute witches and goblins. I have only been with a few super young boys, but it gave me a taste which led to a yearning for more. I am a P granny. My son and daughter were teenagers when I started having incest sex with them. My nephew was a teen boy, only a few years younger than my son, when I seduced him. My boyfriend’s son was even younger than my nephew. I get older, but the boys I am attracted to get younger. Now, my daughter is pregnant again and I am hoping for a boy. I would love to have another boy in the house. One I can groom from the start to be a good a grandma fucker. I have never had that pleasure. Have you had a young girl you groomed for family fun from the get go? If so, I would love to hear more.

After trick or treating, we came home and had some fun. I licked my granddaughter’s little honey pot until she was squirming for more. She appears to love her cunnie licked. We all took turns on that puffy little mound licking and nibbling on it. And to think I might have a grandson arriving soon too. I would be able to teach big sister how to take care of her baby brother. All the dirty thoughts in my head will inspire years of family fucking to come. In the meantime, I still have a little granddaughter who is shaping up well to be a family toy.

Kinky Phone Sex is My Life and I Have Lots of Incest Tales

kinky phone sexI am all about kinky phone sex. My life is one big kinky story. I seduced my older brother when I was a young teen girl. I seduced my uncle too. When I became a mommy, I seduced my sons and daughters too. Now, I am a dirty granny. I love my incest life, but I get older and hornier. My youngest daughter lives with me. Her two young girls too. They are my youngest granddaughters. One is not even walking or talking yet, but her oldest girl is a schoolgirl now. She has been raised in incest. She sees me fucking her mom, playing with her cousins and even fucking her uncles. We were a bit worried when she started school this year that she might say something that would get us in trouble. We have normalized incest sex for her, so there is always the risk that she might think all families are like ours. I wish. I bet you wish too.

I had a conversation with her over the weekend about what she can and cannot say to her friends and teachers. She is wiser than I thought. When I explained that our kinky family love is not the standard for all families, she just looked at me, rolled her eyes and said, “Duh.” She is a sassy one too. We laughed. My daughter and I worried for nothing. I have gotten this far without any trouble, but you just never know, right? My granddaughter left the room for a few, but when she came back, she was naked and rubbing her little bald kitty. She told me she wanted to play with my kitty machine. That is what she calls my big sex machine. That would destroy her tiny holes. I mean it goes warp speed and the dildo part of it is over 10 inches. She was curious and horny. As her sexy granny, I helped her out. But I rode the sex kitty while licking and rubbing her bald cunnie until she had a little piss orgasm. She will need to wait a few years before she can handle my sexy kitty. It would destroy her tiny pink holes, and we like them nice and tight for home use. I bet you can agree.

Sexy Grandma Pics to Stroke Your Dick To

sexy grandma picsDo you look at sexy grandma pics? Most men do. They just do not always realize they are looking at a grandma. I am in my 60s. Most folks think I am in my 40s. They think I am a MILF; they never think I am a GILF. The secret to looking young? It is a recipe with many ingredients. One is just biology. I am 1st generation Hungarian. My parents were immigrants, but my brother and I were born in the USA. I come from a long line of Nordic women, and Nordic women age well. Mixed in with that is the fact that I am a natural blonde. I have a blonde cunt, which means the hair is fine and light. Cannot see my grey on my pussy or my head. Well, I keep a shaved cunt, which I think helps to look youthful too. I have treated my body well over the years too. Rarely drink. Do not tan my fair skin. I eat clean and the only drug I do is pot. I am a weed smoking sexy granny. I also get a lot of vigorous workouts in the form of fucking. A healthy sex life is good for aging gracefully. The older I get, the younger my lovers get. I never mind, and they do not mind fucking an older woman either. Most of my lovers are family lovers. My sons, and my grandsons. My brother when I get to see him too. But I fuck a lot of teenage boys. Between a grandson in high school, and one in college, I get plenty of those teenage cocks vying to fuck this old broad. And they are the real secret to me looking good for my age. Boy cum is my fountain of youth. Incest sex is too. If my lovers stay young, I think I will stay looking young too.

Sexy Grandmas Teach Young Boys How to Be Great Lovers

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are the hottest women around. That is what my grandsons all say. My two oldest boys are my wingmen. One is in college, the other is in high school. They all have horny teenage friends though that appreciate my curves and my big tits. I used to try to starve myself to be a stick figure. I grew up in the era of Twiggy. Beauty used to be defined as no tits and a skinny ass body. Curves and big boobs were a 90s and early 2000’s phenomenon. Now, curves are all the rage. Boys are growing up with the Kardashians and big booty beauties that do not try to hide their curves. Suddenly, my body type is more in demand than the skinny schoolgirl look.  I am happy to be curvy too. I love that young boys crave meat on the bones of the woman they are going to fuck. Last night, my middle grandson spent the night. He brought a few friends with him to give me a granny gang bang. Maybe it was not a porn star gang bang, but it was a fill all my holes at once sexy granny gang bang. Those boys were happy to see me, but not as happy as I was to see them. I mean I love teen cock that gets hard at hello. But the other thing I love about young boys is that they are willing to take direction. They are eager to learn how to please a woman. I am part granny whore and part sex education teacher to these young boys. Last night, the boys were happy to learn how to eat pussy. They do not teach that in the sex education classes at school, but they should. Any boy who can eat mature sexy women out will get all the pussy and ass he can handle. I taught them how to make my mature pussy squirt. And after I came hard many times, I drained those young teenage balls even more times. Young men take care of me, and I take care of them. My grandsons know this, do you?

Mommy Sex is The Hottest Kind of Sex for Me

mommy sexMommy sex is how I got my foray into incest. Technically, it was my brother when we were teenagers in the 70s. But that was just my brother when we were young and horny. I went years with no family fun, never thinking I would be a dirty mommy or a dirty grandma. My boys were the instigators, and I am glad they were. I am having so much family fun in my twilight years. No complaints though. I love it and my family loves it too. My oldest son and I rarely get much alone time. We did have our getaway two weeks ago with his brothers and his son, but he had to share me. No one in my family gets too jealous over incest sex because they all get their turn eventually. But it is nice when they do not have to share me, and it can just be some one-on-one incest action. Sunday, my son came over early. He brought me Starbucks and coffee cakes. I knew he was horny for me then because he was speaking to my appetite. Feed me so I had morning energy for some mommy son incest. My youngest daughter and her two little girls live with me, but they were still crashed. I would have been asleep still, but my son woke me up with breakfast in bed. Oh my, was that a hot surprise. I love breakfast in bed that is followed by family fucking and this was. My son said he just needed his mommy. I love that he has never grown tired of fucking his mommy. He is in his 40s, and I am in my 60s, but we still have that mommy son magic. I was moaning so loudly from the pleasure of his hard cock, I thought I would wake up my girls. But they slept through it which meant I had my son all to myself like I did once upon a time when he was a teenager. Boys never grow out of that mommy fucking stage of their life thankfully.

Grandma Phone Sex is Just as Hot as Mom Phone Sex

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is something I do well. I love being a dirty granny and a dirty mommy. I started my grand angels off earlier than my sons and daughters. That is because I am on a learning curve now. I had so much fun with my offspring when they were teens. But it had me thinking what if I could have been a dirty mommy with them much younger? Well, I got a do over. Once my offspring grew up, they started having families of their own. We are one big happy incest family now. I just got home from being out of town with my daughters at a festival. My oldest granddaughter came with us. She is a young teen girl and horny as fuck now. She got plenty of attention though even though she had no cock on this trip. We were tired after each day of rocking out in this oppressive heat, but we were never too tired for incest sex. I brought strap-ons and we all had our fingers and tongues too. And trust me, my mouth can always work, no matter how tired I am. I am a little old for festivals, but I sit in the shade while my girls crowd surf and dance with strangers. That way I was never too tired to eat some bald pussy when we got back to our rental house. One night, after we all jammed to Pearl Jam for a couple hours. I was pumped up as were all my girls. So, guess what I did? I stacked four pussies on top of each other and ate pussy for an hour. I made 4 pussies squirt on my face simultaneously. Felt amazing too. I fell asleep with girl juice on my face every night we were together. I would wake up and start my day the same way it ended eating pussy. Even if my sexy mommy body is tired my tongue is always ready for family fun. Next weekend the festival is with my three sons, and two oldest grandsons. All those cocks will be just for me.

Sexy Granny Sammy Loves All the Family Fun She Gets

sexy grannyThanks to my family, I feel like a sexy granny every day. I had a special date with my oldest son last night. He surprised me with the fact that his oldest son, my oldest grandson was joining us. I grew up in the 60s and 70s. When it comes to music, I love the classics like Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. My grandson did not know who he was until I took him to see the movie Jersey Boys and he became a fan. My family introduces.  me to younger artists, and I introduce them to the classics. It was an outdoor show and it rained, but we were in the covered part. I was like one of the youngest women there. There were some families like mine there, but mostly gray hair grandparent types. I was the hottest woman there. The tallest too. I had two young studs on either side of me. I had a blast singing and dancing to all the old school songs, but the real fun started when we got home. My two handsome escorts worshiped me for a kinky threesome when we got back to my place. My grandson was only able to stay the night before he had to leave early this morning to go back to college. But last night I was a sexy mommy and granny to my son and grandson. Do you know how hot it is to fuck a father and a son? Extra hot when the father and son are your son and grandson. We put on some Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and fucked. I had my son in my ass and my grandson in my cunt, but they switched things up because they both love both my holes. I am about to have a couple weeks of family fun because we go to these back-to-back music festivals every September. Family fucking and live music are what we love most. Want to be an honorary member of our family?