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Sexy Granny Trick or Treating Leads to Kinky Family Fun

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went trick or treating last night. It was my granddaughter’s first Halloween walking and talking. We walked her around the neighborhood in her cute little Glenda the Good Witch costume. I it was nice to see all the other cutie pies out too. I was eyeballing all the local talent in the neighborhood. As we canvassed the neighborhood for candy, I kept wondering in my fellow P men were out and about doing the same thing. I was checking out the cute witches and goblins. I have only been with a few super young boys, but it gave me a taste which led to a yearning for more. I am a P granny. My son and daughter were teenagers when I started having incest sex with them. My nephew was a teen boy, only a few years younger than my son, when I seduced him. My boyfriend’s son was even younger than my nephew. I get older, but the boys I am attracted to get younger. Now, my daughter is pregnant again and I am hoping for a boy. I would love to have another boy in the house. One I can groom from the start to be a good a grandma fucker. I have never had that pleasure. Have you had a young girl you groomed for family fun from the get go? If so, I would love to hear more.

After trick or treating, we came home and had some fun. I licked my granddaughter’s little honey pot until she was squirming for more. She appears to love her cunnie licked. We all took turns on that puffy little mound licking and nibbling on it. And to think I might have a grandson arriving soon too. I would be able to teach big sister how to take care of her baby brother. All the dirty thoughts in my head will inspire years of family fucking to come. In the meantime, I still have a little granddaughter who is shaping up well to be a family toy.

Kinky Phone Sex is My Life and I Have Lots of Incest Tales

kinky phone sexI am all about kinky phone sex. My life is one big kinky story. I seduced my older brother when I was a young teen girl. I seduced my uncle too. When I became a mommy, I seduced my sons and daughters too. Now, I am a dirty granny. I love my incest life, but I get older and hornier. My youngest daughter lives with me. Her two young girls too. They are my youngest granddaughters. One is not even walking or talking yet, but her oldest girl is a schoolgirl now. She has been raised in incest. She sees me fucking her mom, playing with her cousins and even fucking her uncles. We were a bit worried when she started school this year that she might say something that would get us in trouble. We have normalized incest sex for her, so there is always the risk that she might think all families are like ours. I wish. I bet you wish too.

I had a conversation with her over the weekend about what she can and cannot say to her friends and teachers. She is wiser than I thought. When I explained that our kinky family love is not the standard for all families, she just looked at me, rolled her eyes and said, “Duh.” She is a sassy one too. We laughed. My daughter and I worried for nothing. I have gotten this far without any trouble, but you just never know, right? My granddaughter left the room for a few, but when she came back, she was naked and rubbing her little bald kitty. She told me she wanted to play with my kitty machine. That is what she calls my big sex machine. That would destroy her tiny holes. I mean it goes warp speed and the dildo part of it is over 10 inches. She was curious and horny. As her sexy granny, I helped her out. But I rode the sex kitty while licking and rubbing her bald cunnie until she had a little piss orgasm. She will need to wait a few years before she can handle my sexy kitty. It would destroy her tiny pink holes, and we like them nice and tight for home use. I bet you can agree.

Sexy Grandma Pics to Stroke Your Dick To

sexy grandma picsDo you look at sexy grandma pics? Most men do. They just do not always realize they are looking at a grandma. I am in my 60s. Most folks think I am in my 40s. They think I am a MILF; they never think I am a GILF. The secret to looking young? It is a recipe with many ingredients. One is just biology. I am 1st generation Hungarian. My parents were immigrants, but my brother and I were born in the USA. I come from a long line of Nordic women, and Nordic women age well. Mixed in with that is the fact that I am a natural blonde. I have a blonde cunt, which means the hair is fine and light. Cannot see my grey on my pussy or my head. Well, I keep a shaved cunt, which I think helps to look youthful too. I have treated my body well over the years too. Rarely drink. Do not tan my fair skin. I eat clean and the only drug I do is pot. I am a weed smoking sexy granny. I also get a lot of vigorous workouts in the form of fucking. A healthy sex life is good for aging gracefully. The older I get, the younger my lovers get. I never mind, and they do not mind fucking an older woman either. Most of my lovers are family lovers. My sons, and my grandsons. My brother when I get to see him too. But I fuck a lot of teenage boys. Between a grandson in high school, and one in college, I get plenty of those teenage cocks vying to fuck this old broad. And they are the real secret to me looking good for my age. Boy cum is my fountain of youth. Incest sex is too. If my lovers stay young, I think I will stay looking young too.

Sexy Grandmas Teach Young Boys How to Be Great Lovers

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas are the hottest women around. That is what my grandsons all say. My two oldest boys are my wingmen. One is in college, the other is in high school. They all have horny teenage friends though that appreciate my curves and my big tits. I used to try to starve myself to be a stick figure. I grew up in the era of Twiggy. Beauty used to be defined as no tits and a skinny ass body. Curves and big boobs were a 90s and early 2000’s phenomenon. Now, curves are all the rage. Boys are growing up with the Kardashians and big booty beauties that do not try to hide their curves. Suddenly, my body type is more in demand than the skinny schoolgirl look.  I am happy to be curvy too. I love that young boys crave meat on the bones of the woman they are going to fuck. Last night, my middle grandson spent the night. He brought a few friends with him to give me a granny gang bang. Maybe it was not a porn star gang bang, but it was a fill all my holes at once sexy granny gang bang. Those boys were happy to see me, but not as happy as I was to see them. I mean I love teen cock that gets hard at hello. But the other thing I love about young boys is that they are willing to take direction. They are eager to learn how to please a woman. I am part granny whore and part sex education teacher to these young boys. Last night, the boys were happy to learn how to eat pussy. They do not teach that in the sex education classes at school, but they should. Any boy who can eat mature sexy women out will get all the pussy and ass he can handle. I taught them how to make my mature pussy squirt. And after I came hard many times, I drained those young teenage balls even more times. Young men take care of me, and I take care of them. My grandsons know this, do you?

Mommy Sex is The Hottest Kind of Sex for Me

mommy sexMommy sex is how I got my foray into incest. Technically, it was my brother when we were teenagers in the 70s. But that was just my brother when we were young and horny. I went years with no family fun, never thinking I would be a dirty mommy or a dirty grandma. My boys were the instigators, and I am glad they were. I am having so much family fun in my twilight years. No complaints though. I love it and my family loves it too. My oldest son and I rarely get much alone time. We did have our getaway two weeks ago with his brothers and his son, but he had to share me. No one in my family gets too jealous over incest sex because they all get their turn eventually. But it is nice when they do not have to share me, and it can just be some one-on-one incest action. Sunday, my son came over early. He brought me Starbucks and coffee cakes. I knew he was horny for me then because he was speaking to my appetite. Feed me so I had morning energy for some mommy son incest. My youngest daughter and her two little girls live with me, but they were still crashed. I would have been asleep still, but my son woke me up with breakfast in bed. Oh my, was that a hot surprise. I love breakfast in bed that is followed by family fucking and this was. My son said he just needed his mommy. I love that he has never grown tired of fucking his mommy. He is in his 40s, and I am in my 60s, but we still have that mommy son magic. I was moaning so loudly from the pleasure of his hard cock, I thought I would wake up my girls. But they slept through it which meant I had my son all to myself like I did once upon a time when he was a teenager. Boys never grow out of that mommy fucking stage of their life thankfully.

Grandma Phone Sex is Just as Hot as Mom Phone Sex

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is something I do well. I love being a dirty granny and a dirty mommy. I started my grand angels off earlier than my sons and daughters. That is because I am on a learning curve now. I had so much fun with my offspring when they were teens. But it had me thinking what if I could have been a dirty mommy with them much younger? Well, I got a do over. Once my offspring grew up, they started having families of their own. We are one big happy incest family now. I just got home from being out of town with my daughters at a festival. My oldest granddaughter came with us. She is a young teen girl and horny as fuck now. She got plenty of attention though even though she had no cock on this trip. We were tired after each day of rocking out in this oppressive heat, but we were never too tired for incest sex. I brought strap-ons and we all had our fingers and tongues too. And trust me, my mouth can always work, no matter how tired I am. I am a little old for festivals, but I sit in the shade while my girls crowd surf and dance with strangers. That way I was never too tired to eat some bald pussy when we got back to our rental house. One night, after we all jammed to Pearl Jam for a couple hours. I was pumped up as were all my girls. So, guess what I did? I stacked four pussies on top of each other and ate pussy for an hour. I made 4 pussies squirt on my face simultaneously. Felt amazing too. I fell asleep with girl juice on my face every night we were together. I would wake up and start my day the same way it ended eating pussy. Even if my sexy mommy body is tired my tongue is always ready for family fun. Next weekend the festival is with my three sons, and two oldest grandsons. All those cocks will be just for me.

Sexy Granny Sammy Loves All the Family Fun She Gets

sexy grannyThanks to my family, I feel like a sexy granny every day. I had a special date with my oldest son last night. He surprised me with the fact that his oldest son, my oldest grandson was joining us. I grew up in the 60s and 70s. When it comes to music, I love the classics like Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. My grandson did not know who he was until I took him to see the movie Jersey Boys and he became a fan. My family introduces.  me to younger artists, and I introduce them to the classics. It was an outdoor show and it rained, but we were in the covered part. I was like one of the youngest women there. There were some families like mine there, but mostly gray hair grandparent types. I was the hottest woman there. The tallest too. I had two young studs on either side of me. I had a blast singing and dancing to all the old school songs, but the real fun started when we got home. My two handsome escorts worshiped me for a kinky threesome when we got back to my place. My grandson was only able to stay the night before he had to leave early this morning to go back to college. But last night I was a sexy mommy and granny to my son and grandson. Do you know how hot it is to fuck a father and a son? Extra hot when the father and son are your son and grandson. We put on some Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and fucked. I had my son in my ass and my grandson in my cunt, but they switched things up because they both love both my holes. I am about to have a couple weeks of family fun because we go to these back-to-back music festivals every September. Family fucking and live music are what we love most. Want to be an honorary member of our family?

Ageplay Phone Sex Calls Get this Grandma’s Pussy Fucking Wet

ageplay phone sexI love ageplay phone sex calls because I can talk about my little grand angels, the boys and the girls. I have two grandsons that are teenagers and one granddaughter who is in high school. The other four are nice and young. Just depends on what you like. I get off talking about the family fun. I share all the dirty details too. Nothing is off limits to me. The older I get, the more I appreciate them young. My guess is that you can probably relate to that.  Today is a holiday, so no school. My offspring have jobs where most of them still had to work today. There are no holidays in the medical profession. I was happy to get up early so that I could be the babysitter. Holidays for me means more family fucking. I have those little ones around all day, and I do not have to share them with their parents, so that is bonus for me. I put the girls and the boys to work on my pussy this morning. If I had to be up before I could make a pot of coffee, they were going to work some magic on my fuck holes. That was a no brainer to me. Not that they mind. I do not have to force anyone in this kinky family to eat my pussy or rim my ass. They all want to please me. I am the matriarch of this family. I am the sexy granny leader of the kinky family fun. I can be hedonistic at times. There are some days that I just want to lie there and be licked, fingered and fucked. Then there are days like today were I want that, but I want to lick, finger and fuck back. I have a house full of brats today and I am going to enjoy every inch of them. Want to join me?

Labor Day Family Fucking

Sexy grandmas

 

In the world of sexy grandmas, my mom definitely takes the cake!  She’s a hot granny who loves cum and makes me, and all of my girls, take as many pearly loads as possible whenever we go over to her place for a visit.  That’s why this Labor Day weekend was full of P fucking and sucking and buckets full of old guy jizz!

I packed up my crew and headed over to mom and dad’s for a holiday cookout.  They had all of their friends there, old and new.  Guys who retired with my dad, neighbors from up and down the street and various aunts and uncles that I haven’t seen in a long time.  It was a holiday blowout for certain!

My two oldest girls got caught up talking to Uncle Jeff and his new Filipino wife.  One minute, they were all chatting, the next thing I knew, my daughters were up on the picnic table with their legs spread wide letting their old unc and his Pinay piece lick and munch on their teen twats.  They have always loved oral loving!

My rotten redhead started entertaining all the neighbors with the garden hose.  She sprayed herself down, revealing her pale pink nipples through her shirt and bright red muff through her shorts.  When she aimed the hose at her cunt and shoved it inside of herself, the guys watching lost it and started jerking their cocks right there.

I went inside to bring some more ice out for the cooler and found my youngest girls in the kitchen with my mom and dad.  He was face fucking my blonde while mom finger banged and slut shamed my youngest.  When he was ready to blow, mom shoved my littlest girl on the ground next to her sister and started spitting all over the both of them until dad worked up his old man load and shot it everywhere, most of it on my girls!

 

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is at an all time high right now. So many men wish they had a grandma like me. All my grandsons are lucky to have a grandma like me and they know it. My oldest grandson has only been back on campus for two weeks and he is already missing me. He got spoiled over the summer. He lived with me, and we fucked several times a day. I have a high libido, but nothing like his. It is hard to wear me out, but if anyone can it is my oldest grandson. We were having a video chat last night. He walked me thru going live on Snapchat. The younger generation is much savvier with technology than us older gals. But it was hot for me to see him stroking his cock knowing he was thinking of his sexy granny. He told me while he is at school, we should still have phone sex. I mean I do talk dirty for a living. Why not video chat and have phone sex with my grandson? Coeds cannot compete with me, and I know they cannot keep up with my horny grandson in bed either.

I loved seeing him stroke his stiff young cock. Not really sure where his big cock comes from. He is bigger than his daddy and anyone in the family. Not complaining though. I am not a huge size queen. Sure, my pussy not as tight as it once was since I am the mother of 6 and had them all naturally. But I do not need a huge cock to enjoy fucking. But my hung teen grandson has made me a fan of bigger cocks. It is his stamina that won me over. Oh and the whole incest sex thing is big for me too. I do love taboo fucking, but if you are fucking family, it does not hurt that they are hung too. I think my grandson and I have a regular bedtime thing going now.