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Grandma Phone Sex is The Best Job a Sexy Grandma Could Have

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex is the best. Honestly, when a friend told me I should be a phone sex operator, I laughed. I thought she was joking. I was in my early 50s then. I was a mom and a grandma. My friend had no idea about my dirty lifestyle. Back then I had 6 offspring, 4 were married with jobs. I had my youngest daughter still in high school. My youngest son was in college. I had three grand angels. A decade later, I have 7 grand angels. I needed a job. I was divorced from husband number two, and I was only getting support on my youngest daughter and that was going to end within the year. I had not worked in almost 30 years. I went to college in the 70s, but my skills were out of date, and I had never really used my degree. I did not want to do retail and be on my feet all day, so I entertained my friend’s idea. A decade later, and I am still doing incest phone sex for a living. And loving it. I had no idea how many other people either have real incest experience or fantasize about it. It is a lot more than I ever imagined. You are not alone in your wicked thoughts or experiences. This job has become not only cathartic, but enjoyable. I have fellow granny friends who are either barely surviving on social security or hurting their old bodies by working at Walmart or similar places. I sometimes feel guilty. I make great money to play with my pussy from the comfort of my home. I tried to tell one friend to do this, and she laughed at me. I guess I did too when my friend told me about phone sex. I thought guys wanted to talk to young girls with giggly voices and perky tits. Turns out there are plenty of men who love a sexy granny with big sagging boobs. So, thank you my fellow perverts for making this the best job a woman my age could ever have.

Mommy Phone Sex Sluts Can Cure the Winter Blues

mommy phone sexI get mostly granny calls, but my start in the adult world was as a mommy phone sex slut. When I began my career in the adult world of phone sex, I had 3 sons, and 3 daughters, and only two young grandsons. Now, I have 7 grand angels. I have never forgotten my early years with my offspring. We struggled back then, especially with my first four. I had no job. I tried to do babysitting and pet sitting to support us. I was getting support from my ex-husband, but he rarely paid on time or the full amount. I thought my financial troubles were over when I got remarried, but I had a son and a daughter and in less than 5 years, marriage number two was over. I had 4 in high school or college and two little ones in diapers. At a friend’s suggestion, I applied to do phone sex and landed my first real job on an incest phone sex site. Things started looking up for me.  Now, I have a job I love still. I have 6 offspring who all have good careers and I have 7 grand angels. But even with all my grand angels, I never forgot those early years with my sons and daughters. My two oldest boys were there for me with stiff cocks to help me through my dating and financial woes. I was stressed a lot back then but fucking my sons and playing with my daughters always made me feel better. It still does. My youngest son is visiting through the holidays. He decided to come up early and work from home so he could spend time with his family, especially his sexy mommy. His cock has not left my pussy much in the two days he has been her. As of this weekend, he will need to share me with his nephew. But I love to be shared, especially when it is a son and a grandson. Feel blue over the holidays? Stressed about the economy? Dreading seeing the in-laws? Let mommy make it all better for you.

Ageplay Phone Sex Fantasies Let Us Explore Our Kinky Thoughts

ageplay phone sexI love ageplay phone sex calls. I have a perverted life, but my mind is a much more perverted world. I know that I do live a perverted life, at least a more perverted life than most individuals do, but that does not mean I do not have some extreme age play fantasies. A common fantasy among my callers is pimping out my little grand angels or trading their fuck holes for something I need like a roof over my head. I am a dirty granny, so it seems fitting that I would do something like that. This age play fantasy last night involved my youngest grandson. Instead of owning my home like I do, I was renting, and like many Americans, had fallen behind on the rent. This sexy granny made a trade with her landlord. Not for one of my cute little grand girls though. I made a trade for my youngest grandson. I played the more reluctant role, however. I did not want to give up my grandson’s virgin ass, but I had no choice really. I could not be homeless with 7 grand angels, especially during winter.

So, I reluctantly caved. I traded my grandson’s young virgin ass for a place to stay. As I watched my landlord fuck my grandson’s puckered asshole, I realized it was kind of hot watching that. Like really hot to see my youngest grandson’s butt hole get gaped and used. But it was not just me who enjoyed it. My grandson, once he got used to the thrusting in and out of his tight hole, started to moan. He popped a little chubby. I felt less badly about letting my landlord explore his rape phone sex fantasies with my grandson when I saw his little hairless dickie stiff as a board.

It was a hot role play. Maybe not something I have really done, but sometimes your dirty minds inspire me. Who knows, maybe I will pimp my baby boy out.

Sexy granny loves Incest phone sex to get off

The nasty grammy got on Incest phone sex because my cunt was hot and wet, I needed some fun. I met a nasty freak like me who loves fucking and pounding a tight hole open. He got so hard he begged me to come over that he would do anything. I told him it takes many roses to be able to come and he agreed. When he got to my place, I was already playing with this Sexy granny cunt. I used my favorite big dildo and when I answered the door, I left it inside me. He saw and we hurried to my room. He pulled his cock out and I sucked it like a good granny whore would. He bent me over and shoved my dildo deeper. I got louder and louder and I saw the door creep open. I looked over and it was my youngest grandslut. I called her over and told her to sit down as he kept fucking my cunt.

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He pulled his cock out and I decided to use her little mouth. He didn’t know but when I grabbed her mouth and guided his cock right in there was nothing he could do. My grandslut is a quick little one and has been used to Incest sex and me making her suck on her daddies cock. He fucked me with the dildo harder and harder and i squirted all over it. That is when I used her mouth harder on his cock and he started blasting his load. She couldn’t pull away, I made sure she swallowed every load. He thanked me over and over and gave me more than what I asked for.

Family Fucking Season is Here with Lots of Kinky Traditions

family fuckingFamily fucking season is here. And I cannot wait. I am planning a big Christmas this year. I have been shopping since Monday. Last night, we put up the tree. Everyone came over, except for my youngest son who lives in another state and my oldest grandson who is in college. He will be back home for a month in a little over a week. But it was mostly a family affair last night. The little ones decorate the tree each year. The teens help their littler family members. The tree is never symmetrical. Bulbs, tinsel and lights are sort of skewed everywhere, but it is not the look of the tree that matters. What matters is the quality family time spent decorating the tree. And the incest sex that comes after! No one could spend the night because of work and school the next day, but we did have a family orgy. We have a couple traditions on what we call light up night. I buy candy canes and Hershey’s Kisses. Do you know where this is going? If you do, you are my kind of P man! I put candy canes inside little bald cunnies. Gently, of course. They are not the thick kind. I slide them in and out to coat the canes with cunnie juice, then the canes go into our hot coco to sweeten it a bit. The Hershey’s kisses go inside my pussy for the boys and the girls to lick out. My daughters and sons enjoy licking it out of their mommy too. It is just a kinky tradition that started ions ago and stuck. We are a loving family. No one is forced. Everyone loves to participate. There will be lots of kinky fun things we do as a family up until Christmas Day. This sexy granny loves the holidays. What are your kinky family traditions? Do not have any? No worries. I bet I can help you create some this year.

Sexy Mommy Christmas is Here, So Let the Family Fun Begin

sexy mommyIt feels like a sexy mommy Christmas. Yesterday, we made it a family affair to decorate the Christmas tree. Normally, I wait until at least December to put up the tree, but it is almost the first of the month. My daughter is very pregnant. We do not know when she will go into labor to bring my first grandson into this world. So, we make the best of the time we have. We put the tree up as a family. Even my granddaughter helped us out. She looked so cute putting lights and balls on the tree. I was getting horny. This is a family tradition for us. Their father has not been in their lives since our divorce. We are very close, as I am sure you know. Since my daughter is a horny pregnant slut, we took turns worshiping her pussy. I licked her first, then my son licked and finger fucked her until she was squirting all over me and her daughter. My daughter is an anal whore. She loves her ass played with often. All my son had to do was finger bang her asshole and her pregnant cunt juices started spraying all over us. My granddaughter just stuck her tongue out and in her cute little girl voice said, “Make it rain, mommy.” My girl did make it rain all over us. Fucking hot as hell too. Hot and sticky preggo juices doused her mommy and daughter. My son started fucking his sister’s ass while my granddaughter and I each played with one of her boobs. My daughter has big lactating tits, so that warm mother’s milk was leaking into our mouths the harder we sucked on them.  When my son nutted in her ass, I was the first one to lick the cum out of her well-fucked asshole. I then snowballed some of Daddy’s DNA with my granddaughter. She has made our holiday fun so much hotter.

Sexy Granny Samantha and Her Oldest Granddaughter Celebrate World Vegan Month

sexy grannyIt might surprise you that this sexy granny who is cock obsessed is a vegan. It is World Vegan Month. I have been a vegetarian since I was a teenager. I was a vegetarian before it was cool. My oldest granddaughter convinced me to go vegan a few years ago. I am still obsessed with meat though, boy meat. My sons make fun of me sometimes because for a vegan, I can never get enough boy meat. My vegan granddaughter is just as cock obsessed too. I made her a special Thanksgiving meal. We ate Tofurky and special sides I had catered from Whole Foods. We are the only vegans in the family, but we got plenty of family meat after Thanksgiving dinner. I love how my oldest granddaughter is like my mini me. She is a vegan and an incest slut just like me. She loves the same kind of music, and we share a similar taste in clothes despite me being 50 years older than her. Out of my entire family, her and I are the closest.

sexy grannyIt is funny that World Vegan month is the month of Thanksgiving when most people are eating turkey. Perhaps that is why they selected the month. Maybe the organizers want to bring my tofurkys to the table, LOL. Since I only found out about vegan month from my granddaughter last week, this sexy granny decided to celebrate with her. I took her on a special date. We went to the one vegan restaurant in town. It may be one of only a few in my meat loving state. She loved it. Afterwards, I took her to a movie. Just her and me, and we smuggled in vegan chocolate. When we got home, we still had some vegan chocolate left, so we played a game I play with all the grand angels. I put some vegan chocolate in my pussy, and I put some in her cunnie too. Then we got in the 69 position and licked each other’s vegan cunts, LOL.

sexy grannyWe made a huge mess. Vegan chocolate melts quickly. It was running down our thighs. Her daddy came to pick her up early and saw what we were doing and joked that we both needed some meat. Vegan chocolate is not the only thing we were craving that day, LOL. This sexy granny watched her son fuck his daughter, using vegan chocolate as lube. He then fucked me, giving me his big nut. My precious vegan angel licked her daddy’s cum and the rest of the vegan chocolate out of my pussy. I heard a guy say once vegans are no fun. Clearly, he has never played with my granddaughter and me. We are a lot of fun. A lot of kinky fun.

Family Fun Phone Sex Thanksgiving Has Already Begun

family fun phone sexOur family fun phone sex Thanksgiving is almost here. My house smells like pie and cookies. My pussy smells like cum. That is the sign that it is a holiday at grandma’s house. My youngest son is home with me now, and so is my oldest grandson. They have been helping me get ready for the big family gathering tomorrow. Honestly, I am thankful that I have a family who still loves to play with me. I am in my 60s now, but my offspring and their offspring have not put me out to pasture yet. My grandson was the first one up this morning, so he was first to cum. He is 20 now and has girlfriends, but his sexy granny will always be his number one girl. That is what he told me this morning as he gagged my mouth with his cock. He had morning wood, but nothing this horny old woman could not take care of for him. He got into bed with me and woke me up better than a pot of coffee. My youngest son, his uncle, woke up with morning wood next. He had to wait his turn, or did he? I told him to get into bed with us. I can easily take care of two hard cocks at once. I have a big family and over the years I have fine tuned my multitasking skills. I took my son in my ass while my grandson continued to pump his horny dick inside my pussy. I was making a lot of noise. My daughter woke up because we were fucking loudly. She did not want left out of the incest sex, so she got into bed with us. She got to fuck her brother and her nephew. I got up to put a pie in the oven and let my girl have her fun with the boys. Her oldest daughter woke up and wanted to help grandma. She is becoming such a big girl now. I had a special job for her. Clean granny’s cum filled holes. She took her job seriously too. She licked up every last drop. Tomorrow, and the rest of the week will be more of this kind of family fun. Want to visit grandma for Thanksgiving?

Family Fucking Is a Way for Life for Us

family fuckingFamily fucking is our way of life. I enjoy sharing real experiences with my callers. I also enjoy kinky roleplays. I am a no taboos kind of woman. Age is just a number. My grand angels are way more advanced than I was when I was their age. A lot has changed for young girls and boys since I was a schoolgirl making them develop younger. The Internet has been a game changer for my young ones. My generation, had to rely on some one’s father having a dirty magazine that got smuggled into school. That was how we saw naked people, LOL. My grand angels have porn on their phones. That has helped sexualize young ones much earlier than my generation. I was not sending nude selfies as a schoolgirl either. I may have posed for a few naughty Polaroids for my brother as a teen girl, but nothing was instant like it is now. My oldest granddaughter gets dick picks all the time from schoolboys. I have schooled her however in not sending pics back. My generation, girls lost their virginity on their wedding night mostly. Most girls nowadays are fucking before they are out of school. I have an incest sex family, but my grand angels would likely be fucking schoolboys and girls if it was not for our family fun. Do not feel bad for young girls and boys who are fucking adults in their families. The younger generation is hornier than the generations before them because sex is everywhere. The clothes for teen girls are sexier and more revealing. They have porn on their cell phones. They get dick pictures on their social media accounts. They see their favorite celebrities in sex tapes. It is a whole new world for the younger generation. And guess what? That makes them more sexualized at an earlier age than us. This sexy granny knows just what to do with this young, horny generation.

Sexy Grandma Pics are Hot to See, Hotter to Make

sexy grandma picsDo you like looking at sexy grandma pics? I sure do love posing for them. My oldest grandson has been my primary photographer for years now. He loves talking pictures for his spank bank. That is how it started. Then he showed a few friends my pictures, and they wanted some too. Next thing he knew, he was selling my naked pictures to his friends. That led to him posing as me and selling them online to outfits that like mature naked women. I was mad at first, but then I calmed down. I mean I am naked already on my phone sex site. Most of the blog pictures I use, he took. When he visited this weekend, he took a bunch more naked pictures of his sexy granny. He took pictures of us fucking. He even took tried to take pictures of me engaged in sex acts that could get me arrested. I shut that shit down quickly though. Cell phone pictures and videos get uploaded to the cloud. It is how folks get busted doing illegal things. I explained that the person taking the pictures or videos would be in as much trouble as the person in the pictures. Modern technology is not a friend to P folks like me. I miss the days of Polaroid cameras and camcorders. I still have shoe boxes full of dirty Polaroid pictures. I pull them out and masturbate to them often. I have pictures of me blowing my oldest grandson when he was barley knee high. I showed him the pictures and explained this is what he needs. A shoe box of dirty incest sex pictures. I have dirty pictures going back decades. I always think my grand angels are schooling me because they have been raised in a technology driven world, but sometimes going old school is the best. My way keeps folks out of trouble while still allowing them to have dirty family fun.