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Sexy Grandmas Know How to Cure Your Winter Blues

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas have the cure for the winter blues. I do not know what it is like where you are, but it is fucking cold in Kentucky. I was out earlier today with my oldest grandson. We did some errands like returning Christmas gifts that were the wrong size and things like that. It was a high of 25 degrees, which felt balmy in comparison to what it has been like lately. We ran into some former high school pals of his. I almost did not recognize them. In the years since high school, they grew a lot and clearly filled out in all the right places. They were bored. My grandson and I invited them back to my place. I fired up the hot tub. The best time to use it is when it is cold outside. The crisp air on your face combined with the warmth of the water is the perfect foreplay atmosphere. This sexy granny poured a glass of wine and got into the tub with my grandson and his two old friends. They were checking out my huge tits. I was checking out their huge cocks. I never played with these two boys when they were young. Why, I am not sure. I do not remember thinking they had much to play with back then, but they grew up a lot since I last saw them. I told them it was my mistake not playing with them sooner. I started sucking on all three cocks at once. I am a greedy cock sucker. Always have been a swallower too. These boys, my grandson included, had throbbing rods and full balls. They groped at my big melons as I did everything I could to milk those boy cocks dry into my belly. Their precum was making my pussy purr. Before long, this sexy gilf was bent over the hot tub with three cocks pounding into my pussy and ass. Those boys were not bored any longer. I am getting spoiled having my grandson around. He has turned into quite the wingman for his horny old granny.

Doing it old school: Grandma phone sex for Christmas

Grandma Phone Sex

I can’t really explain how caught off guard I was tonight while I was pulled aside and forced to partake in Grandma’s phone sex. You see my grandma started off being a phone sex operator years and years ago, it’s kind of ran in the family to be totally honest with you. My mom got away from it to be a nurse, but she still tells stories.

Anyways, we were all gathered in the kitchen cooking when all of a sudden Grandma’s phone rang and she got all excited. The things I heard her say to this man were amazing. How he was worthless and although he’s loved her for years he’d never be good enough to sit at the table with her family. She momentarily stepped outside long enough to set the phone down. Just long enough to place a dog bowl filled with table scraps outside.

Returning to the phone I heard her chuckle telling the man that was all he was good for to come eat with the dogs like a good little bitch. Sure enough we saw this dark shadow creep out of the bushes on the side of the house. There he knelt licking from the bowl as we all watched in awe.

That however wasn’t even the best part! When she went out and got the bowl there was a whole wad of cash in it! I was shook!

Sexy Granny Samantha is Snowed In with Family Cock

sexy grannyThis sexy granny is snowed in. We got a few inches last night and lots of ice. Yesterday, I was out running errands to prepare for the snow apocalypse that was coming. When I was out yesterday there was no snow, and the temps were in the high 40s. I woke up to snow and ice and the temperature was 5 below zero. My pups did not want to go out in that cold. Our holiday plans may be thwarted if we get more freezing rain, but I have some people at home with me to keep me warm. I woke up with my oldest grandson and my youngest son wanting to take care of me properly. How could I say no to two hard family cocks that wanted nothing more than to warm me the fuck up. I got out from under my covers to sit on the edge of the bed. I started blowing them both. This sexy mommy loves more than one cock at a time. They were hard and warm. Just what I needed to take the chill out of the air. I started going back and forth lovingly on each cock, but I ended up with two cocks in my mouth at once. They were thrusting their morning wood in my mouth when my daughter came into the room. She felt left out. We let her sleep in, but she was done sleeping and ready to play. She got between my legs and ate my pussy while I swallowed two big loads of family DNA. I came on my daughter’s face as her brother and her nephew came in my mouth. My daughter and I then snowballed their cum together until the boys came back to life so they could fuck us. My son fucked his sister. My grandson fucked me. It was the best family fucking start to a cold winter day.

Sexy Gilf is What Young Men Want for Christmas

sexy gilfDid you ask Santa for a sexy GILF this year? My oldest grandson did. And so did his old school buddies. My grandson is home from college for a month. He is already working this old pussy out too. In a good way though. I adore his young, hard cock. I try to get all my mature lady friends to fuck college boys or even teenage boys still in high school. Young boys have stiff cocks. Men our age need a Viagra and a few hours for that. There is a reason why sexy cougars are so popular with young men. We are matched sexually. Our libidos are in sync. Last night, my grandson invited two of his best friends from high school over. I was happy to see them, but not as happy as they were to see this sexy granny. I fired up the hot tub, rolled some joints, and made us some Moscow mules. The boys are not legal to drink yet, but they were not going anywhere, so why not have some fun? Nothing wrong with fucking and drinking, right? I do not need alcohol or weed to fuck younger men. I have long enjoyed family cock, which gave me an appreciation for those young hard dicks. I had my grandson, and his two buddies sit on the edge of the hot tub so I could blow them. I positioned myself so my pussy was backed up against one of the jets massaging my cunt while I took turns blowing young cocks. I wanted to get their first cums out of the way, so they would last long enough to fuck me. You must edge those younger boys to make sure they have the stamina to satisfy sexy grandmas like me. I was a three-hole grandma last night. I have a full month of all sorts of sexual antics, and I cannot wait.

Grandma Phone Sex is The Best Job a Sexy Grandma Could Have

grandma phone sex Grandma phone sex is the best. Honestly, when a friend told me I should be a phone sex operator, I laughed. I thought she was joking. I was in my early 50s then. I was a mom and a grandma. My friend had no idea about my dirty lifestyle. Back then I had 6 offspring, 4 were married with jobs. I had my youngest daughter still in high school. My youngest son was in college. I had three grand angels. A decade later, I have 7 grand angels. I needed a job. I was divorced from husband number two, and I was only getting support on my youngest daughter and that was going to end within the year. I had not worked in almost 30 years. I went to college in the 70s, but my skills were out of date, and I had never really used my degree. I did not want to do retail and be on my feet all day, so I entertained my friend’s idea. A decade later, and I am still doing incest phone sex for a living. And loving it. I had no idea how many other people either have real incest experience or fantasize about it. It is a lot more than I ever imagined. You are not alone in your wicked thoughts or experiences. This job has become not only cathartic, but enjoyable. I have fellow granny friends who are either barely surviving on social security or hurting their old bodies by working at Walmart or similar places. I sometimes feel guilty. I make great money to play with my pussy from the comfort of my home. I tried to tell one friend to do this, and she laughed at me. I guess I did too when my friend told me about phone sex. I thought guys wanted to talk to young girls with giggly voices and perky tits. Turns out there are plenty of men who love a sexy granny with big sagging boobs. So, thank you my fellow perverts for making this the best job a woman my age could ever have.

Mommy Phone Sex Sluts Can Cure the Winter Blues

mommy phone sexI get mostly granny calls, but my start in the adult world was as a mommy phone sex slut. When I began my career in the adult world of phone sex, I had 3 sons, and 3 daughters, and only two young grandsons. Now, I have 7 grand angels. I have never forgotten my early years with my offspring. We struggled back then, especially with my first four. I had no job. I tried to do babysitting and pet sitting to support us. I was getting support from my ex-husband, but he rarely paid on time or the full amount. I thought my financial troubles were over when I got remarried, but I had a son and a daughter and in less than 5 years, marriage number two was over. I had 4 in high school or college and two little ones in diapers. At a friend’s suggestion, I applied to do phone sex and landed my first real job on an incest phone sex site. Things started looking up for me.  Now, I have a job I love still. I have 6 offspring who all have good careers and I have 7 grand angels. But even with all my grand angels, I never forgot those early years with my sons and daughters. My two oldest boys were there for me with stiff cocks to help me through my dating and financial woes. I was stressed a lot back then but fucking my sons and playing with my daughters always made me feel better. It still does. My youngest son is visiting through the holidays. He decided to come up early and work from home so he could spend time with his family, especially his sexy mommy. His cock has not left my pussy much in the two days he has been her. As of this weekend, he will need to share me with his nephew. But I love to be shared, especially when it is a son and a grandson. Feel blue over the holidays? Stressed about the economy? Dreading seeing the in-laws? Let mommy make it all better for you.

Ageplay Phone Sex Fantasies Let Us Explore Our Kinky Thoughts

ageplay phone sexI love ageplay phone sex calls. I have a perverted life, but my mind is a much more perverted world. I know that I do live a perverted life, at least a more perverted life than most individuals do, but that does not mean I do not have some extreme age play fantasies. A common fantasy among my callers is pimping out my little grand angels or trading their fuck holes for something I need like a roof over my head. I am a dirty granny, so it seems fitting that I would do something like that. This age play fantasy last night involved my youngest grandson. Instead of owning my home like I do, I was renting, and like many Americans, had fallen behind on the rent. This sexy granny made a trade with her landlord. Not for one of my cute little grand girls though. I made a trade for my youngest grandson. I played the more reluctant role, however. I did not want to give up my grandson’s virgin ass, but I had no choice really. I could not be homeless with 7 grand angels, especially during winter.

So, I reluctantly caved. I traded my grandson’s young virgin ass for a place to stay. As I watched my landlord fuck my grandson’s puckered asshole, I realized it was kind of hot watching that. Like really hot to see my youngest grandson’s butt hole get gaped and used. But it was not just me who enjoyed it. My grandson, once he got used to the thrusting in and out of his tight hole, started to moan. He popped a little chubby. I felt less badly about letting my landlord explore his rape phone sex fantasies with my grandson when I saw his little hairless dickie stiff as a board.

It was a hot role play. Maybe not something I have really done, but sometimes your dirty minds inspire me. Who knows, maybe I will pimp my baby boy out.

Sexy granny loves Incest phone sex to get off

The nasty grammy got on Incest phone sex because my cunt was hot and wet, I needed some fun. I met a nasty freak like me who loves fucking and pounding a tight hole open. He got so hard he begged me to come over that he would do anything. I told him it takes many roses to be able to come and he agreed. When he got to my place, I was already playing with this Sexy granny cunt. I used my favorite big dildo and when I answered the door, I left it inside me. He saw and we hurried to my room. He pulled his cock out and I sucked it like a good granny whore would. He bent me over and shoved my dildo deeper. I got louder and louder and I saw the door creep open. I looked over and it was my youngest grandslut. I called her over and told her to sit down as he kept fucking my cunt.

Incest phone sex

He pulled his cock out and I decided to use her little mouth. He didn’t know but when I grabbed her mouth and guided his cock right in there was nothing he could do. My grandslut is a quick little one and has been used to Incest sex and me making her suck on her daddies cock. He fucked me with the dildo harder and harder and i squirted all over it. That is when I used her mouth harder on his cock and he started blasting his load. She couldn’t pull away, I made sure she swallowed every load. He thanked me over and over and gave me more than what I asked for.

Family Fucking Season is Here with Lots of Kinky Traditions

family fuckingFamily fucking season is here. And I cannot wait. I am planning a big Christmas this year. I have been shopping since Monday. Last night, we put up the tree. Everyone came over, except for my youngest son who lives in another state and my oldest grandson who is in college. He will be back home for a month in a little over a week. But it was mostly a family affair last night. The little ones decorate the tree each year. The teens help their littler family members. The tree is never symmetrical. Bulbs, tinsel and lights are sort of skewed everywhere, but it is not the look of the tree that matters. What matters is the quality family time spent decorating the tree. And the incest sex that comes after! No one could spend the night because of work and school the next day, but we did have a family orgy. We have a couple traditions on what we call light up night. I buy candy canes and Hershey’s Kisses. Do you know where this is going? If you do, you are my kind of P man! I put candy canes inside little bald cunnies. Gently, of course. They are not the thick kind. I slide them in and out to coat the canes with cunnie juice, then the canes go into our hot coco to sweeten it a bit. The Hershey’s kisses go inside my pussy for the boys and the girls to lick out. My daughters and sons enjoy licking it out of their mommy too. It is just a kinky tradition that started ions ago and stuck. We are a loving family. No one is forced. Everyone loves to participate. There will be lots of kinky fun things we do as a family up until Christmas Day. This sexy granny loves the holidays. What are your kinky family traditions? Do not have any? No worries. I bet I can help you create some this year.

Sexy Mommy Christmas is Here, So Let the Family Fun Begin

sexy mommyIt feels like a sexy mommy Christmas. Yesterday, we made it a family affair to decorate the Christmas tree. Normally, I wait until at least December to put up the tree, but it is almost the first of the month. My daughter is very pregnant. We do not know when she will go into labor to bring my first grandson into this world. So, we make the best of the time we have. We put the tree up as a family. Even my granddaughter helped us out. She looked so cute putting lights and balls on the tree. I was getting horny. This is a family tradition for us. Their father has not been in their lives since our divorce. We are very close, as I am sure you know. Since my daughter is a horny pregnant slut, we took turns worshiping her pussy. I licked her first, then my son licked and finger fucked her until she was squirting all over me and her daughter. My daughter is an anal whore. She loves her ass played with often. All my son had to do was finger bang her asshole and her pregnant cunt juices started spraying all over us. My granddaughter just stuck her tongue out and in her cute little girl voice said, “Make it rain, mommy.” My girl did make it rain all over us. Fucking hot as hell too. Hot and sticky preggo juices doused her mommy and daughter. My son started fucking his sister’s ass while my granddaughter and I each played with one of her boobs. My daughter has big lactating tits, so that warm mother’s milk was leaking into our mouths the harder we sucked on them.  When my son nutted in her ass, I was the first one to lick the cum out of her well-fucked asshole. I then snowballed some of Daddy’s DNA with my granddaughter. She has made our holiday fun so much hotter.