Incest phone sex is, of course, best. It may be a cliche to say, but it’s a cliche for a reason. And that reason is that it’s incredibly hot, and no one who’s ever done it can possibly say otherwise.
Now, lots of people like Mommy fantasies. And that’s all well and good because those are very sexy. But I would like to present this idea to you: Have you ever considered Granny fantasies? Here’s the thing, anything a Mommy can do for you, a Granny can probably do even better.
Mommy can be strict sometimes when she has to be, but Grandma is always kind and gentle. Mommy is experienced, but Granny is even more experienced. Mommy is open-minded, but MeMaw has seen so much that nothing phases her.
And if you want some truly good pussy? Incest play with your grandmother is where it’s at. A mature woman like me knows how to give it to you so good it’ll make your toes curl and your eyes roll back in your head. Add to that some big, sexy titties and a nice round ass, and you’ve got the recipe for an excellent time.
So if that’s something you’ve never thought of before, I encourage you to give it a think or two. You might learn something new about yourself!
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Incest Phone Sex With Your Granny
Grandma Phone Sex Day Means Play Time with Her Granddaughters
Today was grandma phone sex day. I took my granddaughters to see Wicked. And they all dressed up in the cutest little good witch and bad witch outfits. Even my teen granddaughter did too. But before we saw the movie, we went to the mall for a little Black Friday shopping. And I caught so many men checking out my angels. It takes a pervert to recognize a pervert.
And I would be lying if I said it did not make my pussy wet thinking of how man men want to play with my little angels. The girls seemed oblivious to the attention. But I told them once we got home. We enjoyed the movie. Well, they enjoyed it more than me, but we still had a blast. So many cute girls in the theater. Trust me men. If you want to check out cute little girls, go to an early show of Wicked. The theater will be packed with them. And Moana 2.
This Horny Granny Loves Spending Time with Her Granddaughters
And I know as a sexy granny how to find the cuties. We got ice cream after the movie and went home. But the day seemed far from over yet. Even though it’s cold as fuck outside, we got in the hot tub. I made the girls some Shirley Temples and I drank a glass of wine. The hot tub feels great in the cold air. However, it just sucks getting in and out of the hot tub. But it’s just a quick jaunt from the hot tub to the sliding glass door. And granny warms little bodies up quickly.
After we relaxed and I fingered little creamy cunnies, we went inside so I could eat those creamy cunnies. I needed to warm them up. And nothing warms up a bald pussy better than grandma’s tongue and hot breath. I had those little angels wriggling all around on the floor. Sexy grandmas like me always appreciate the simple pleasures in life, like licking and fingering little hairless pussies. Jealous? Pick up a single mom with a little angel at a movie. You might get lucky too.
Mature Sexy Women And Their Young Friends
Mature sexy women like me are exactly what young men need in their lives to achieve their fullest potential as lovers. Every guy needs an older, more experienced lady to teach him how to fuck and how to fuck WELL.
Personally, I always like to start by having them learn to eat my pussy. I find that if a man is good at carpet-munching, he’s probably learned enough about sex in general to be good at all of it. So that’s where I always begin, teaching them the proper way to lick my cunt for me.
After that, it’s all about the finger game. If you can’t find my g-spot, what good are you, after all?
Once they’ve got that down pat, then and only then am I willing to introduce their cocks into the game. I teach them tricks on how to stay hard for longer periods of time, and I also show them the right moves to hit all the right spots. If they learn that well enough, then I might even move on to anal and show them the correct way to fuck a hot woman in the ass.
Most of them learn quickly. They want to please me, so they do their very best. Some need a little remedial instruction, but with the right time and attention, they, too, learn to fuck in ways that women love!
Grandma Phone Sex Is Younger Guys’ Biggest Weakness
Grandma phone sex is so hot to young guys. I can’t even believe it sometimes! They just think mature ladies are so sexy.
Like, the other day, for instance. My grandson accidentally walked in on me while I was changing clothes. He timed it perfectly so that I was stark naked when he walked in! I knew he didn’t do it on purpose, though, because he ran out of the room, embarrassed as hell.
I finished putting my clothes on and went after him. I found him in one of the guest bedrooms, furiously jerking his dick. He was embarrassed at seeing me naked, but he was even more embarrassed when he saw me watching him masturbate over it!
His embarrassment soon disappeared, though, when I joined him on the bed and took his cock in my mouth before he could say anything.
“Wow, Grandma!” he exclaimed as I swallowed down every inch of it. His eyes were as big as saucers as he watched me go to town on that dick.
Believe me when I tell you it wasn’t very long before he came so much that I had to struggle not to choke on it. Boy, was that fun. Now, the naughty boy comes over nearly every day to help me with my chores because he knows he’ll get his dick sucked when he’s finished!
When This Sexy Granny Wakes Up Horny She Needs Cock and a Rim Job
Yesterday, this sexy granny woke up horny. Hornier than usual too. Perhaps, it had to do with all the pussy I had this week. It made me crave some cock too to balance things out. I love pussy and cock. Really, I just love my family and gender does not matter. But since I felt so horny, I texted my middle grandson and suggested he miss his first class, LOL.
Normally, I would never pull one of my grand angels from school or make him or her late, but I needed someone to rabbit fuck me. And no one rabbit fucks my old pussy better than a high school boy. Honestly, a teenage cock can make my pussy smoke from the friction, LOL. He seemed eager to come fuck me too. But a teen boy will fuck any woman, even a sexy GILF. To them pussy is pussy.
But my grandson loves me. Every time we fuck, he learns something new. I guess that makes me a sex education teacher too. Feeling extra kinky, I taught him how to rim my asshole. He eats pussy better than a porn star thanks to me. It felt like a challenge to get him to focus on reciprocating the pleasure. But now he can stay focused and give me what I need. As the matriarch of this kinky clan, I do insist on cumming too.
I Enjoy Teaching My Grand Angels How to Rim My Asshole
But grandma is not selfish. Make me cum, and I make you cum. My middle grandson turned out to be a great lover once I could real in his focus and improve his stamina. So, today before school, I taught him to eat my ass. Not everyone in my kinky clan likes to eat ass, but I train them, nonetheless. I love a good rim job, giving and receiving. Although my grandson balked at first at the notion of ass eating, I persuaded him.
And let me tell you, I should have taught him this sooner. His long tongue snaked its way right through my ass and my taint making my cunt drip. Not all sexy grandmas like their ass eaten, but I do. I thought my oldest granddaughter was the best ass eater in the family. But now she has some competition. When I dropped him off at school, he smelled like grandma’s pussy and ass.
Incest Phone Sex Turned Granny Into a Three-Hole Whore
I am 1000 percent an incest phone sex whore. As a teenager, I seduced my older brother so he would fuck me. And after my divorce, I turned my sons and daughters into my sexual partners. And I never looked back. You would be surprised how easy it is to fuck your offspring. Now, I am a dirty P grandma who has young cocks and bald pussies to take care of her.
Although I love hearing your incest fantasies and experiences, I never mind sharing some of my own dirty tales. For example, I planned to work later than I did last night. But I had a rare opportunity. All three of my grandsons wanted to come visit their horny, sexy granny. My oldest grandson came home from college for the weekend. His brother is my second oldest grandson. And they brought their cousin, my youngest grandson, with them.
This Granny Never Minds Being a Three-Hole Whore
Three teenage cocks on a Friday night sounded like heaven to me. And it turned into heaven too. My youngest grandson just became a teenager. So, that means a hard cock almost 24/7. Do you remember those days? Your dick got hard at the wind. And you constantly jerked off. Teenage boys nowadays have it lucky. They can watch porn on their phones and beat off. In my generation, men had to use their imagination or steal a nudie magazine from their dad’s hidden stash.
Anyway, all three of my grandsons just missed their granny. And although I knew that they did miss me, this visit was mostly about getting off. And no one out fucks me. I love being a three-hole grandma for three teenage cocks. My big tits sway as two boys fuck me from behind and the other one pounds my mouth. We played a game of musical holes so everyone could fuck each of my incest sex loving fuck holes. I still have cum oozing out of my cunt and ass. Oh, how I love spending quality time with my grandsons.
Grandma Phone Sex Helps P Men Fuck Little Brats
Grandma phone sex, I bet is more popular than you think. Although I have plenty of men who want to bang a hot grandma, I have just as many who want me to help them fuck little ones like my grand angels. Let me tell you how much I wish I had a man in my life who I could share little ones with. Although I do have my sons to help, and my daughters too, sometimes I just wish I had a partner in crime who I am not related to either.
Perhaps, it is easier to find than I think. Lord knows I do many accomplice calls a week. And that tells me that many men wish they had me as a mother or a wife. Recently, I did get to help a man. But not with any of my little family members. You may have noticed that the past several days, I was not around. Well, not as much as I usually am. I went back to my hometown to see some friends and a few cousins I have in the area still.
A Dirty P Grandma Makes the Perfect Accomplice
And my closest friend from my high school days, has a son my middle son’s age. And he has a daughter my middle granddaughter’s age. I’ve seen the boy grow up and now he’s a dad. But he thinks of me as a sexy granny. And I find him quite appealing too. He came by one of the nights without his mom. He wanted to fuck me. And even though I know it’s bad etiquette to fuck your friend’s family, I could not resist.
And as his big cock plowed my cunt, he told me he wanted to fuck his daughter. So, I told him just how to do it. He looked at me dumbfounded. For a moment I thought, oh boy, unsolicited advice may get me in trouble. But nope. He took notes. Honestly, if you want to fuck your daughter or granddaughter, it’s not hard. But you just need to be careful, especially if you have a wife at home. My family fucking lifestyle seemed easy because no one minded. And no one stopped me.
I look forward to hearing how his daddy daughter seduction goes. And in the meantime, I can help you fuck some little brat.
Sexy Granny Halloween Means Little Ones Get to Eat Candy, Just They Eat it From My Cunt
This sexy granny loves Halloween. I’m taking my angels trick or treating tomorrow through my neighborhood. At least the youngest ones. We shopped for costumes weeks ago. And my youngest daughter made a few costumes too. She’s much more talented with a thread and needle than me. My skills lie elsewhere. But I enjoy checking out all the cute little ones. Although, young ones the ages we like the most rarely dress slutty. Usually, they are Disney princesses or superheroes.
But on Halloween we can look at all those cutie pies and no one thinks about the naughty things we are thinking about their offspring. They just think we are admiring their costumes. Last year, I caught so many men checking out my granddaughters. It takes a pervert to know a pervert. I would be a hypocrite if I got mad at a man for doing the same thing as me. Plus, it makes my pussy wet to know you fellow perverts want to do naughty things with my little angels.
A Dirty Granny Should Love Halloween Because We Get to See Cute Little Ones
My sons and daughters let me take the ones who want to trick or treat out in my the neighborhood. And they let them spend the night. My offspring knows what their sexy mommy does with their little ones. They encourage it. Last year, after the little ones collected their loot, we played the candy game. If you have been with me for years, you know what I do with candy. Candy in my cunt encouraged the boys and girls to eat my granny pussy. That’s a trick you can utilize too. Works like a charm.
Now the little ones know what candy is for. They get to eat it. But some of it they eat out of my pussy. This Halloween will be no different. Sexy grandmas like me might not like Halloween for he reasons most people do. But they should. So many dirty Halloween games P folks like me can play.
Sexy Mommy and Granny Victoria Wants to Trick or Treat with You
This sexy mommy loves Halloween. I am the one taking my grandson and granddaughter trick or treating this year. For years now, I have enjoyed seeing cute little ones at my door in adorable costumes. But I often imagine them out of those little costumes. And naked on my couch exposing their bald cunnies and hairless dicks. Last year’s Halloween turned into a kinky orgy for me. And I am hoping for another one this year.
My stepson invited several of his high school pals over for a party and to go trick or treating together. When you think about it, Halloween is an odd holiday. We teach our offspring to not to take candy from strangers and never talk to them either. But on Halloween we send them knocking on strangers’ doors asking for candy, LOL. Teenagers still enjoy trick or treating too for the candy. And my stepson and his four friends went door to door asking for candy while this sexy granny did the same with the littlest members of the family.
Trick or Treating is a P Granny’s Dream Cum True
But when we all arrived back at my place, we checked our loot, ate some treats and fucked. My stepson’s friends wanted my candy! They ate my pussy, rimmed my ass and fucked my pussy and ass for hours while my grandson and granddaughter watched. I never mind anyone watching me in action as a dirty whore. And to think I used to act so conservatively and boring. Incest brought me out of my shell.
I am hoping for another gang bang this year. The thought of teenage cock railing me from behind while I slurp on a hairless cock or lick a naturally bald cunt just turns me on so much. Perhaps you understand. Ageplay phone sex Halloweens get us both off. Let’s trick or treat together and admire all those adorable little ones.












