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Kinky Phone Sex Games Makes My Family Up Their Game

kinky phone sexI enjoyed a kinky phone sex Christmas. And I plan to enjoy a kinky new year too. What about you? Sadly, most of my grand angels return to school on Monday. But my oldest grandson will be here for three more weeks. My offspring returned to work. But grandma gets to enjoy the weekend with all the grand angels. And we decided on New Year’s Eve that they all need to spend more time with me this year. Of course, I agreed to that.

Yesterday, my two other grandsons joined me and my oldest grandson for some hot family fun. My oldest grandson and my middle grandson are brothers. But my youngest grandson is their cousin. They don’t care about any of that when it comes to fucking me. They love sharing this sexy granny. Everyone in the family shares me as the matriarch of the family.

My youngest grandson started fucking me last year making him the newest grandson to join the fun. He picked up the ropes quickly. Maybe even more quickly than his cousins. He wanted to show them that he knew how to eat pussy. They teased him that he could not make me cum yet with his tongue. Anyone can make me cum with their tongue. I’m very orgasmic. I am easy to please.

Family Rivalry Makes My Boys Step Up Their Game

I told my other two grandsons to watch and learn. And I gave my youngest grandson time to shine between my legs. He utilized everything I taught him too. And he made me squirt on his face in less than seven minutes. With his face glistening of my old cunt juice, he smiled at his cousins and simply said, “I told you so.” I looked at them like they didn’t know who taught him to eat pussy. I can teach anybody to be a good cunt licker.

The rest of that day, my youngest grandson just bragged about how he made me come harder than they did. Nothing like a little rivalry between brothers or cousins because that rivalry makes them step up their game. So, my grandsons decided to fuck me harder. They wanted to make me squirt on their cocks and they did. Just hot family fucking games that make grandma cum hard.

Ageplay Phone Sex is the Best Kind of Phone Sex for a P Granny

ageplay phone sexI enjoyed an ageplay phone sex this Christmas. Did you? My entire family came to visit me. Six offspring, four spouses, and eight grand angels. What a wonderful holiday to have everybody at home and with me where they belong. As a dirty mommy, you want your offspring to thrive, grow up, start families and have careers. But the other part of you wants your offspring to stay young forever so they can stay home and fuck you.

My oldest grandson and my youngest son plan to stay for a while. My son won’t go back home to Nashville until after the first of the year. But my grandson will stay with me in my mother-in-law suite until Martin Luther King Day. So, I can enjoy a lot more family fucking. But I really love that we can enjoy family orgies and threesomes.

And almost everybody got fucked on Christmas Day. But nobody got fucked quite like me. I enjoyed the cocks of three sons, three grandsons and two spouses. That’s a lot of cock for this grandma. But I received help taking care of everybody. My daughters and my granddaughters helped.

Incest Lifestyles are the Best Kind

 However, I don’t think anybody took as much cum as me either. That’s one of the benefits of being the matriarch of an incest family. They all worship you for introducing them to this great lifestyle.

Although I know this lifestyle might not be for everybody, the way I see it, everybody should at least give it a try to know whether they like it or not. I will admit that the first time I fucked my two oldest sons, I felt hesitant about it. But the more we fucked, the more I realized incest was meant to be.

And although I married twice, I likely will not marry a third time. I don’t want any man telling me I can’t fuck my family or getting jealous over the fact that I do. First, I became a dirty sexy mother. And then I became a dirty, sexy granny. And now, I want to help men like you experience a kinky family lifestyle too.

Incest Sex Holidays are What I Live For

incest sexIncest sex holidays? Just what the doctor ordered. I love it when my family comes to visit for the holidays. And I think they love being back home again. Now not everybody stays at my place. Most of my adult offspring live locally except for my youngest son who lives in Nashville. He always stays with me when he visits.

And apart from my oldest grandson who attends college in TN. Most of my grand angels live much closer to me. But everybody plans to take the whole week off. But me. I’ll still work some in between all the family fun.

Likely, I will take Christmas day off. At least in the daytime, everybody will be here. My family appears big. Six offspring. Four spouses, and eight grand angels. That’s my immediate family and it became a small army when everyone started a family.

But I wouldn’t have it any other way. No doubt I will likely be a great sexy granny before long. My oldest grandson turns 21 in the Spring. He’ll likely finish college, get a good job, meet a nice girl and start a family. And hopefully she’ll be like my son and daughters in law. Open minded, kinky, and here for the family fun.

Christmas Time Brings My Family Together for Orgies

Everybody is growing. Only one left in diapers. But I adore my huge kinky family. I feel blessed most days. Yesterday I threw my back out. Not exactly sure what I did, but I am in my 60s and I’ve got a metal rod welded to my spine from a car accident in the 90s. I think the family fun throws my back out occasionally because I still fuck like I’m in my 20s when I’m technically in my 60s. But my family helped me out. All I could do yesterday was lay in bed naked and talk dirty. In between calls, my family brought me food, snacks, and drinks.

And they ate my pussy. I know this might be hard to achieve, especially for men, because pain hinders orgasms. In fact, pain can kill a man’s erection. But for women, we can still cum on your face while you lick the alphabet on our clits, even when our backs hurt.

Every member of my family checked on me yesterday. I worked in my bedroom, and every son, daughter and grand angel licked my pussy. I’m not sure I’ve ever cum so much in one day. Perhaps I did not enjoy a family fucking day, but I did enjoy a family licking day. And today my back feels perfect.

Family takes care of each other. Family loves each other, no matter what. And I love my big family, and I look forward to one big family orgy on Christmas Day. It’s an annual tradition. Perhaps you’d like to join the festivities. I have a little something for everyone.

Sexy Granny Samantha Tends to Cocks and Pussies for the Holidays

sexy grannyThis sexy granny feels like she died and went to heaven. My family surrounds me this time of year. With the holidays here and school out for a bit, I wake up every day with cocks and pussies in need of attention. Perhaps you could say my family spoiled me over the years. And they grew up, flew the coop and I live alone again.

Most days I hate it. I like waking up knowing that I can lick a pussy or suck a cock. And of course, I like it when somebody wakes me up with their tongue or their cock or even their fingers. And I got that this morning. My oldest grandson and his brother, my youngest son, and my oldest granddaughter spent the night with me last night.

And I enjoyed a family orgy. My oldest grandson and my youngest son stay with me throughout the holidays, but my other grandson and my granddaughter just wanted to see their grandma. And they didn’t mind sharing me. My granddaughter needed some advice about a boy at school she likes.

According to my granddaughter, this boy she likes wants some naked selfies. And we all told her no way. We broke it to her that if the boy wanted a naked selfie, he probably had nefarious reasons. Now clearly, I’m not a prude. I’m a family fucking kind of grandma. However, if a boy who never asked you on a date wants a nude selfie for you to prove that you are worthy of him to like, well fuck that guy.

As the Matriarch of this Family, I Take Care of the Pussies and the Cocks

But we made her feel better. I made her feel better with my tongue. And her uncle and cousins made her feel better with their tongues and cocks. We made her our focus last night. Making that young girl cream all over our faces made her forget that silly boy. Although we did put our focus on my granddaughter last night, we all took care of each other because that’s what family does. So, this mommy and granny enjoyed some action too. I raised everybody to give and receive in this family.

I woke up this morning smelling like my granddaughter ‘s young cunt. And what a sweet smell that is. I woke her up licking the alphabet on her clit. And when my son and my grandsons woke up, they decided to fuck me from behind while I ate her pussy. So, they gave me a few loads of cum to feed her this morning. I believe out of everybody in the family, she might be the most natural cum eater. She will guzzle jizz out of any orifice. But I did raise her that way.

I’m the incest sex matriarch of his family. So, you better believe I’m turning each one of these girls into a cock pleaser and a cum drinker.

Sexy Grandmas Take Care of Family Members and Their Friends Too

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas like me spend weekends playing with the littles. If you cannot tell, I am a dirty grandma. But I love my life. I get all the bald pussy I want and all the hairless cocks I want too. And some cocks with hair still, but none of the women in my family keeps on their pussy either. Either they seem too young yet for hair, or we shave that shit off.

My oldest grandson returned home for the holidays. And he stays with me in the mother-in-law suite. He brought home a young stud from his fraternity who lives in Canada. The boy found himself in trouble for pot possession.

It’s only legal medicinally and he’s afraid if he goes home for the holidays, he might not be able to return to the US for college because of this pending charge. So, I told my grandson to bring him home so he can spend the holidays with us. I’ll treat him like one of my own.

This Sexy granny never minds a bonus boy around. Especially a bonus boy like Travis with a big cock and a golden tongue. He’s been a friend of my grandson since they started college together and pledged the same fraternity.

So yes, I’ve experienced that young boy sexually. And I would never let him be homeless for the holidays. It’s sort of feels like a Christmas bonus for me with another young stud to fuck.

Christmas Came Early for Me

But with the addition of him that means not only will my grandson need to share me, but so does his brother, my other grandson. But I have three sons. So, I know how to be a three-hole mommy and granny. Although I will experience more cock and pussies to take care of through the first of the year, ’m great at multitasking. It might be one of the things I excel at.

But until the actual holiday, I can enjoy my grandson, his best friend Travis, and my other grandson too. Yesterday I spent most of the day on my knees. One of my granddaughters wanted to visit too. She helped me with her cousins’ cocks. My oldest grandson possesses not only the biggest cock in the family, but also the stiffest. Making him a favorite for everyone in the family.

So, for most of yesterday, I licked a bald pussy while multitasking three stiff teenage cocks. Anytime one of the boys shot a load of cum in my pussy or ass, my granddaughter seemed more than willing to lick it out of my pussy. She seems to enjoy incest sex as much as me. But I consider her and my youngest daughter to be the horniest girls in the family. But nobody acts as horny as me.

I will ensure that Travis enjoys a great holiday, even though he won’t be with family. However, I’m sure I will enjoy him more than he will enjoy me. Christmas came early for this horny granny.

Sexy Grandmas Feel Delighted for Christmas Time with the Littles

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love the holidays. For me personally, Christmas is my favorite time of year. But not because of presents. I love this time of year because my grand angels get anywhere from 3 to 6 weeks off school. The ones that still attend public school get about three weeks off. And my college boy gets almost a full six weeks with his favorite horny grandma.

Although I decorated the house, I still invite the littles over to help me with making cookies and fudge. They love helping grandma in the kitchen and in the bedroom. My littlest ones had their last day of school yesterday. And since my youngest daughter still works, I babysat my two youngest ones who can’t be left alone yet. Not without risk of them burning down the house lol. But I am happy to provide adult supervision for them.

They enjoy playing with their sexy granny. And although we did make a few batches of cookies, we played with the cookie dough too. I put a few scoops of chocolate chip cookie dough in my shaved, wet pussy, and those little girls couldn’t wait to eat it out of me. Although they look old enough to understand that I do this to get them to eat my pussy, they never mind being tricked. They love eating out grandma. But trust me, grandma ate those little bald slits too.

Every Grandma Should Eat Pussy Too

I love being a bisexual grandma. And around the holidays, I get all the cock I want as well as all the pussy I want too. Young and old nobody possesses better oral skills than me. And that’s why I teach everyone how to suck cock and eat pussy in my family. As a family we plan to enjoy a lot of oral gratification for the holidays.

And I’ve already kicked it up a notch by making sure that somebody always eats granny‘s cookie. Although the holidays can feel stressful for many people, me included, letting the little ones in the family eat my pussy, proves to be great stress release for all of us.

It does not matter if it is a holiday or not, we always engage in family fucking. We just get more creative about it during holidays because we’re around each other a lot more. We make those special kinky memories. Maybe you want some cookies too. Because the only thing missing today would be some dick milk. Think you could help us out?

I am the Incest Sex Queen of My Family

incest sexI am an incest sex queen. Fucking my family turns me on in so many ways. I never imagined that I would be a dirty incest whore or naked on the Internet. I enjoyed a normal upbringing. But I did seduce my brother, and we fucked for years before he went to college. Occasionally, we still fuck when I see him. But he’s older than me and slowing down sexually. However,  I think that early incestuous relationship with my brother paved the way for me to be a dirty mommy and a dirty granny.

Once you experience, the hotness associated with taboo fucking you want more. So even though I pretended to be the good wife, some naughty thoughts about my sons and daughters creeped into my mind. And long before my cankerous divorce too. The divorce, combined with hitting my sexual prime years, made it very easy for my sons to seduce me. And I’m glad they did because now I enjoy all sorts of family fucking.

On Saturdays, I have a late start to my phone bone job. So that gives me time to entertain some of the littles in this family. My oldest grandson went back to college last week. However, his baby brother, my second oldest grandson, lives in town. He went back to school, but he came over yesterday morning to fuck his favorite grandma. He drives now so it’s easy for him to come visit me for an early morning booty call. And he brought his best friend David with him.

Sometimes, I Think I am Enjoying a Wet Dream But Family Fun is My Reality

Not my first time fucking David. But this was my first time fucking the two of them at the same time. My grandson took my pussy, and David took my ass. So, I had a teenage sandwich going on. Two teenage cocks penetrating my fuck holes woke me up better than an entire pot of coffee. At first, I thought maybe I had another wet dream. I have a lot of those.

Before bed, I consume a lot of marijuana gummies to help me sleep. So sometimes I’m not even sure in the mornings if I’m still awake or just in some drug induced trance. It took me a hot moment to realize I did not enjoy a wet dream. I had two teenage cocks fucking the shit out of me. Two cocks still growing, yet still bigger than either of my ex-husband’s cocks.

I woke up quickly and realized this was no dream. This was the reality for a sexy granny. I may be in my 60s but I still fuck like I’m in my 20s. With the bonus that I can no longer get pregnant, so they don’t need to wear condoms. And that makes me very popular. But I’m happy to entertain these young studs. They seem so horny all the time. We have matched sexual energies. This granny might wear you out.

Sexy Grandma Pics Make Boys Hard

sexy grandma picsDo you look at my sexy grandma pics? My grandsons are very proud of the pictures they take of me that I use in my blogs. I’m not a porn star. Just a horny old board that got into the adult entertainment business after divorce number two. And my teenage daughter suggested I do this. She knew all about it, but I didn’t. Although at the time she was too young for this, she had an older friend who did phone sex from her dorm room.

Although I didn’t think anybody would want to hire a grandma for this clearly, I thought wrong. I’m a busy phone whore. But I wouldn’t have it in the other way. I work hard for my callers. I want them to have a glimpse into my kinky incest fueled life. And I want to help them experience some of the dirty fun I experience daily.

I’m grateful to my family because they really helped me through the dark parts of my life. They helped me become the dirty mommy and granny I am too. But I love that my young grandsons enjoy taking pictures of me. Wonderful boys. And they take good pictures with their iPhone Pro maxes they make my amateur pictures look professional. And most days I feel like a sexy granny porn star. But I doubt many 64-year-old grannies exist who get as much cock as I do porn star or not.

This Sexy Grandma Performs Well in Front of the Camera

After my grandsons took pictures of me, they wanted to eat my pussy and ass. Well, I appeared in the right position for that. So why the fuck not. I lowered myself into the downward dog position. But I needed to brace myself. Because when they eat me from behind my legs turn to Jell-O. This time they really outdid themselves. By the time we finished, I could not feel my legs. Plus, they made me squirt so many times, I felt dehydrated.

Although they drained me, I never feel too drained to fuck. My daughter snapped a couple pictures with their cocks inside of me for her spank bank. She eventually joined the fun. I told her to put the phone down and get naked and join us. We were on holiday still, so we could enjoy all the family fucking we wanted.

Aunt Phone Sex is Something Special with a Horny Milf

It’s a season for Aunt Phone Sex. Well for Milf pleasures anyway. As a mommy and Aunt that loves playing with the little ones, I love the Holidays, and Summers alike. Both seasons bring out new playful littles and the nasty taboo pleasures to explore.

Let me just say that I am always a bit of a horny Milf. And that I do love penis, dick, cocks, schlongs, tinklers, and all things to do with sex. When I was raising my brats I routinely took my pleasure from their tight pink slits of my girls, and the sweet young tinklers of my boys. In fact my one boy is still a little one and I love to suck his thingy off. 

Aunt Phone Sex and Mommy Pleasures are Two The Same

Again, thing great pleasures of being an Aunt and a Mommy is that I can have my way with these little men in the family. And boy have I been a naughty mommy playing with little tinklers. In fact that tight pink pussy is also getting my mommy affection. 

Just Friday Night my girls had a sleep over and boy do I love inviting my pervert men over. This time was a regular that visits for some fun with young girl cunt. We sat and watched the girls on the cam for awhile when they were down in the rec room. 

Some of the naughty things these young girls do together gets my guys so hard. I just sat and stroked his cock and talked dirty about their young little bodies. Soon enough the girls were passing out. Ultimately with a little help from the benedryl I slipped into their koolaid. 

Once they were all sprawled out all over the floor in their sleeping bags, or on them even. I keep the house nice and warm. After all I love to go around naked. So we went down and started to enjoy those little passed out cock teases. All that sweet pink pussy to lick and jerk off inside of. The little nieces and daughters are having such a great time!

Aunt Phone Sex

GILF Phone Sex Sluts are What Every Schoolboy Dreams About

gilf phone sexGilf phone sex sluts bring all the boys to their yard. I love having the reputation as a dirty granny. Young boys seem attracted to me for a few reasons. Two of those reasons are my 44 EEE breasts, lol. Another reason might be that I don’t look or act my age. And I can no longer get pregnant. So those young boys do not need to wrap their cocks in plastic. They can bare back this old bitch.

One of my youngest grandson’s friends stopped by this morning instead of catching the school bus. He told me he missed the bus and asked for a ride. But he would have walked further to get to my place if he missed the bus than if he decided to walk to school. So, I knew he just came up with an excuse to see me.

He staged this as an excuse to fuck me. I always want to fuck this boy. I took his virginity a couple years ago and he’s been finding excuse after excuse to stop by since. But I always tell him he does not need an excuse with me. This sexy granny doesn’t game play because my pussy is up for grabs.

A Sexy Grandma is in High Demand with School Boys

I invited him inside. And then I promptly pulled his cock out of his jeans and gave him some of my best oral moves. This granny can drain a cock in under five minutes. Not that I wanted to make him cum quickly.  But sometimes I can’t help myself because I’m a greedy cum whore thanks to my family. However, with young boys, you make them come quickly and you can get them hard again in 10 minutes or less. So almost no downtime in between cum loads. He gave me a load in my mouth and a load in my pussy.

I fucked that boy until I drained his balls. And then I gave him a lift to school. He started my morning off right. And I think this sexy gilf started his day off right too. Hopefully he knows he doesn’t need to come up with excuses to visit me. I will take care of my family and all their friends and you too.