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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Finally time for fall!

grandma phone sexFinally it’s time for fall! I’ve been waiting all year for this, besides summer, this is the most time I get to spend with my little ones, giving them all the attention they need. The schools are closed for the holidays, so the little brats are at my house – and they need lots and lots of attention. They need to have their daily lessons still – my way of course. There’s so many things they need to learn that they for some reason don’t teach in school, well I am more than happy to help with these lessons. No holiday break for them! It’s okay though – they love all the attention they get from me. I kiss them all over to show them how much I love them, and that soft sweet skin. They love that part, I have to warm them up for when I spread those tiny little ass cheeks for my toys to work their way in there. Because, one day soon, something much bigger is going to be fucking those tiny asses and it’s going to hurt a lot more than all my dildos and strap ons. They can whine all they want though, part of being an adult is getting what I want and doing whatever I want. They’ll get used to it and love it soon, I know deep down they’re all sluts just like me!

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Happy Native American Heritage Month

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Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.

Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!

grandma phone sexAt my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!

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Sexy Granny Loves Incest Sex

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is what my grand angels call me. I hate the word grandmother. Just sounds so old, and although I am of a mature age, I do not feel old at all. I fuck more now than I did in my 20s and I fucked a lot in my 20s. I have six off spring and seven grand angels, so I am never hard pressed to find someone to play with me. My youngest daughter recently made me a hot GILF again. The latest little angel was welcomed into the family in September. My daughter and her daughter are living with me. This is so I can help my daughter out. New ones are very needy. I raised six brats on my own, so I know a thing or two about raising the wee ones.

I have encouraged my daughter to breast feed. For one, it is the healthier option, not to mention much cheaper. Second, it is very arousing for the mama to nurse. I would get so wet every time one of my brats would suckle from my breasts. Sometimes I would spontaneously orgasm, other times I would masturbate while I breast fed. All mommies who nurse get aroused. Any mommy who says otherwise is full of shit. My fingers would be coated in my pussy juice and I would feed them to my little one to suckle, giving him or her an early fondness for mommy’s pussy. My incest sex way of life is coming full circle. Now my baby girl is acclimating her baby girl to the joys of her mommy pussy.

I have been eating my daughter out as she breast feeds. Her juices cascade over my face like a warm summer rain. And with my face covered with her nectar, I kiss my sweet granddaughter so she can get a taste of her mommy’s hot cunt. Sometimes, I even lick that little girl’s baby pussy. She giggles and coos so I know she likes it. She is the perfect addition to this kinky family. Maybe you would like to play with my newest granddaughter too? Never too young to get welcomed into an incestuous family.

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Dirty Daddy in Uniform for Canadian Remembrance Day

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Don’t worry Canadian soldiers. You aren’t forgotten. This hot granny just loves her Canadian men. My late husband was a Canadian military man who fought in WWII. I’m hoping to hear from some hot boys in uniform today.
Let me share my story with you. My husband was a much older man who married me when I was just a brat. He liked that young pussy and big tits. He was intent on breeding me the first time he got into my virgin panties. He had this really huge horsecock. I mean, I thought he’d split me in half when he first shoved it inside of my girlie cunny. I screamed out, “Daddy, you’re hurting me.” but that just made him fill me with a gushing, impregnating load of sperm. As a teen bride with young ones, I got bored. I would never cheat on him but I was so horny. I started teaching my own spawn to please Mommy. As I got older, Daddy found out and together we shared them. Young cock for me. Cunny for him. They were some horny young ones, born and bred to fuck. It was a family affair. After his death, I continued the tradition, raising a whole crew of little fuckers. Wouldn’t you love to come share with me? My experienced little whores will please you in every way. You can share your own Mommy fantasies and desires with me. I never judge. Come make Mommy rub her pussy as we explore your secret cravings for the perverted and forbidden.
I invite you sexy Canadians to come play the American phone sex way..where mommies are whores with big tits and her brats are willing to serve in every way.

Grandma phone sex is the best!

grandma phone sexNothing is better than playing with my grandbrats. Grandma phone sex is the best! Especially when the little ones like to dress up and try on all types of different clothes. I always take advantage of this time, using it for photo shoots and using it to put on all the clothes I’ve been waiting to see on these lil brats. Clothes that make those little bodies that much sexier, it even turns these naughty lil brats on wearing these clothes – I can tell they want granny to play with them, to bring some friends over to play with them…something even more fun than dress up. I call a few friends, they love to get their cocks wet by young bald pussy, they love nothing more than having their cock sucked by my budding cocksuckers. And my lil grandbrats… well they eat this shit up too. They love to please, good subby whores that want to do nothing but make me happy and if that’s the case then we are going to have a good time cuz I’ll have them do anything and everything. This is a no limits night!

Sexy Mommy Rendezvous

sexy mommy darlaWhen we have our sexy mommy rendezvous we ravish each others bodies. We spend hours just touching and kissing building the flames of our desire until it is a raging inferno that can only be extinguished with unbridled passion and lust. Our time together is never short lived and it amazes me that Harley sits and watches quietly while rubbing her little clitty through her beautiful silk panties. She always dresses extra special for mommy and her friend like a good little sissy, a pair of mommy’s musky panties in one hand that she holds to her face, inhaling the scent as she watches the show. She makes mess after mess in her silk panties and never leaves her vantage point, watching wide eyed, We always let him play clean up when we are over and let him buckle the strap-ons of his choice on us so that we can fuck his tight little cunny and make him squirty squirt all over. For now he is mommy’s sweet little sissy but some day he is going to make someone a wonderful forever sissy.

Happy Howl-o-weenie

 

grandma phone sexI’m thinking about a Halloween party this year. One of those kind where you wear a costume and keep your identity secret. It makes things so much hotter. I finger my pussy as I fantasize about it.
I see you across the room. You are dressed as Wolfman, wearing a furry cape and a demonic fanged mask. I’m an ice queen, in layers of white satin and taffeta with a veil covering my face. I motion for you to follow me to a back room. You come up behind me and I feel you cup my tits. I moan as I feel your cock against my skin and I go to my knees to worship it. My lips part as I take you into my mouth. The big bulbous head is throbbing already as you pump it into my throat. “Fuck me, beast.” I beg. You yank me to my feet and skin me around, roughly. You bend me over, lifting my skirt, and push my panties to one side. I hear you breathing heavily as you ram 10 inches of veiny meat into my wet gash. I’m being fucked by an animal, a furry monster. I can feel your knot within me as you hump me. I can take no more. The feel of your furry nuts against my skin as you use me like a bitch in heat sends me over the edge. “Oh, Wolfie. Your big penis feels so good. Give your Queen some cum.” I hiss.
Your stroke becomes erratic as your cock bursts inside of my wet gash. You grip my hips tightly and howl at the moon as you shoot gobs of beast-goo deep inside of me.
I smile as I head back to the party, feeling a drop of slime run down my inner thigh. Time to find me a sissy to clean up this mess. Happy Howl-o-weenie. 

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I’m young at heart

gilf phone sexI know what you’re thinking, you think I look too young to be a grandma, and in most cases you are probably right, but my family is full of little sluts getting knocked up all the time, (even me when I was a bit younger, apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree) and those little sluts made my hot ass a grandma already! But it is okay, because grandma still has more game than anyone I know, and I can still please any man, woman, hell even a tranny, like there is no tomorrow!  All of my brats know that, because I taught them well, and they know that there is no teacher like me. That is why just like any family all the little ones get dumped off at my house, my brats want their brats to learn how to do things right. I cannot blame them either. Now what I teach in my house is different from any other. The little ones all get very close with each other and learn a lot, there are many ways to learn things, so I do my best to use them all. For the brats that have to watch before they do, I use porn role play, no boring tv shows around here! They sit there and watch the porn and then have to do it exactly how they saw, or they have to start over. For the brats that have to be told what to do I have to spend more time with. I have to coach them on how the right way and wrong way to lick, flick, and suck on a clit is. They should really be teaching this stuff in school. My favorites of the brats are the ones that just get in there and do it. But we all know practice makes perfect.