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Cougar Phone Sex

cougar phone sexThis cougar phone sex slut is on vacation for the week. My family is more into the great outdoors than I am. They hike and I hang out in the cabin drinking wine in the hot tub surrounded by colorful trees. There are no houses for miles. I figured it was safe to hang out naked in the hot tub and masturbate. I would be in a good mood when everyone returned. I was lost in rubbing my pussy when I heard giggling. Oops. A hiker and his teen son walked right into my retreat. The man was apologetic. Said they got off the path and followed noise. They heard my radio. I was listening to Led Zeppelin. They just followed The Stairway to Heaven. I did not want to be rude. I invited them in. Into the hot tub with this naked sexy granny. I said my sons and daughters would be home in an hour and one of them could drive them back to wherever they parked their car. Honestly, they had no clue how far off course they got. I was in the warm water with my big boobs bouncing everywhere. When in Rome, right? The father and son duo stripped naked and got in the tub with me. They had matching cocks. Both about 8-inches and junior was still growing. He will surpass his daddy in a year or so, making him the one to watch. We had some idle chit chat before I was riding junior in the hot tub. No shrinkage. Daddy got hard watching me take care of his mini me. I took care of him too. I rode junior and blew senior. My family came home and found me riding a teen cock and blowing an older man. My oldest son was impressed with my ability to get laid in the middle of nowhere. What can I say? I most give off some strong pheromones.

Was that a cougar?

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Cougar phone sex helps me get closer to some of my son’s friends. I was out at the grocery store the other day and one of the boys that graduated with my son recognized me and said hello. I wasn’t dressed in anything overtly showy but I noticed that he was still admiring my body. I said hello back and took a quick ogle of my own. He was 19, still worked out and had a nice tan everywhere that I could see. He offered to carry my groceries to my car and I followed behind watching that tight ass. At the car he put the groceries in the trunk and then asked me out to dinner on Sat night. I agreed and we swapped phone numbers to talk more during the week. Each morning he sent a nice text and in the evenings we would get a little dirty and sexually worked up. Finally Sat night came and he took me out to nice Italian restaurant but all I could think of was getting his hot salami in my pussy. We flirted, touched and got each other all hot and bothered. By the time the check came I was about to explode in my seat. He brought me home and gave me a goodnight kiss on the doorstep. He went to leave and I grabbed him and drug him up to my bed. We spent the rest of Sat night and all of Sunday in that bed doing every position and combo we could think of. My son was coming in on Sun night as he was leaving- they said “Hi” in passing and as I closed the door my son was teasing me about being a cougar and taking down the local wildlife. I just smiled, gave him a kiss and went back to bed. I can’t wait for next weekend!!!

Mature Sexy Women on Tinder

mature sexy womenIt is not that mature sexy women have trouble getting laid. It is that in the age of social distancing and masks, it is harder to meet lovers. I joined Tinder this year. I love this app because it dings when a guy, I have been chatting with, is in close proximity. The miracle of modern technology, right? Today, I was out running errands, and my Tinder app went off. It was showing that this 18-year-old guy I have been chatting with was within a mile of me. I got on Tinder and sent him a message. I let him know where I was and sent him a selfie so he would know what I look like with clothes on. I was in shock when he met me. He was just a boy. He was riding his bike in the area. The naked selfies I saw were of an older boy. Turns out he stole naked selfies of his older brother off his phone and created a Tinder account with his brother’s date of birth and details. Very ingenious if you ask me. I thought that kind of hard work to get laid by a sexy mommy deserved a reward. I put his bike in the back of my SUV and took him home. No chest hair yet. Very little pubes. He has never been with a woman. He had not even been with a schoolgirl yet. Shy young lad living in the shadow of his big brother who was a star athlete in high school. I wanted to give him something to brag about. I am a son fucker and a nephew fucker. I have no problem with young boys if their cocks can stay in my pussy. I would like to say I rocked that boy’s world, but it was the other way around. He had incredible stamina and a good-sized dick for his age. Best Tinder hook-up yet, even if it could have resulted in me going to prison.

Mature Sexy Women Make Bad Babysitters

sexy mommyI was babysitting some neighbor boys over the weekend and we had a cartoon marathon. Been awhile since I watched cartoons. Cartoons are not like they used to be either. After the boys fell asleep, I played around on the Internet. I came across tons of cartoon porn. Every carton imaginable had some porn parody. The Flintstones, Scooby Doo, The Simpsons, Family Guy and every Disney princess imaginable had naughty cartoon porn versions. It was hot to watch. I started masturbating watching Marge Simpson blow Bart Simpson. I am sure that boy thought about his mommy. The Flintstones porn was hot too. All sorts of family fun. I would have blown Fred or Barney. Sometimes stocky guys have surprisingly huge cocks. I got lost in toon town, finger fucking my pussy, and failed to notice that the boys I was watching had woken up. I was busted.  They caught me playing with myself. My legs were draped over the desk chair. My pussy was spread wide and cartoon porn was on the computer. I thought I was in trouble. The boys pulled out their hairless dicks and said they were not cartoons. How true. I had real life horny boys in front of me. I walked away from the computer, stripped naked and pretended to be one of the sexy milfs in the cartoon porn. Turns out the boys did not know who Marge Simpson, Wilma Flintstones or Lois from Family Guy was, so I was just me. They pumped their young cocks deep inside my pussy and filled me up with their boy batter. Likely, the first orgasms they every had. I am no stranger to family fun or younger guys, but these were the youngest boys I have fucked yet. And guess what? I loved it.  I get older and the boys get younger. Mature sexy women have the best lives.

What a little brat

incest phone sexMy grandson came over to visit me and he is just the sweetest little boy ever but he brought a friend with him and this little bitch was demon spawn for sure. She was running around my house like a tornado just destroying everything in her path. Coloring on walls and sassing back, I was so pissed off! I called my son and told him that he needed to pick this little bitch up right away because I was losing my mind but he said he couldn’t do that he was way too busy at work and that I needed to figure out a way to punish her and make her listen. So I did what any woman in my position would do, I pulled her across my knee and paddled that ass until she was screaming. Well looking at her like that had my grandson’s cock so hard so I asked him if he would like to fuck her. He said yes and even tho that little girl cried and said no I let my sweet grandson fuck that pussy and her ass before he came all over her face. Well let me tell you, her attitude was definitely better after that!

He fixed everything

incest phone sexI needed my shower fixed, it was leaking everywhere so I called a repair shop and they sent a guy out. Well this guy was sexy as hell! Young and cute with a sexy hard body that this granny wanted bad. Luckily I was dressed all sexy when he came to the door and it was pretty clear that he was just as into me as I was into him.We were flirting the whole time he was fixing my shower and when he was done, he suggested that we try it out and make sure it was all fixed. So I stripped down to my birthday suit and hopped in the shower. He was watching at first but it didn’t take long for him to get naked and join me. He had a great dick, nice and big and when he fucked me I came so hard. I made sure to tip him well and told him I’d be calling him for any other repairs I might need.

Cougar Phone Sex Means Mom’s Gone Wild

cougar phone sexI get a lot of cougar phone sex calls. I get a lot of younger guys who want to fuck me too. I do not always feel sexy, but the attention from young fellows always makes me feel better. My daughter and I were both feeling blah the Thursday night. Although we have nowhere to go, we gave each other a make-over. She did my hair and make-up. She did my nails too. She is better at that stuff than me. Even though I did her up too, I looked classy and she looked like a trailer park tramp, LOL. We took pictures of each other in case we wanted to use them for dating sites. I was horny. She was too. I thought this was going to be mommy daughter fun. She had something else in mind. She texted some guys she went to high school with and invited them over. Once they saw our pics, they wanted to party with a sexy mommy and her daughter. Been forever since my girl and I shared some cock besides her brother’s dick together. My sister has my granddaughter for the weekend. My son is hanging out with his father. That leaves my daughter and I home alone with zero responsibilities. Last night, we entertained about 6 of her former classmates. A couple I fucked when they were still in high school. They have grown in all the right places now. We did body shots, smoked some weed and fucked our brains out. That was just day one of our three-day weekend. She thinks we need to crash a party somewhere tonight. Just so hard to spot a party nowadays because they happen behind closed doors. I want to violate social distancing because this weekend my daughter and I are mommies gone wild.

New neighbor came to visit

incest phone sexMy new neighbor came to visit me today and he brought his granddaughter too. It was great cus the littles were playing and it gave me a chance to kind of get to know him a little. I could tell by the way he was looking at the girls that he was into them. He kept shifting in his seat trying to hide the fact that his dick was getting hard but I noticed. I decided to be bold and just put my hand on his crotch and started rubbing that hard dick. He was surprised but excited and when I called the girls over to suck it, well, he was the happiest grandpa on the planet. I had both of them sucking and licking and stroking that cock and they had him cumming in mere moments it was so fun! It was even better when I laid them down and stripped off their clothes so that he could fuck those sweet little bald pink cunts too. I definitely made a new friend, I can’t wait for the next visit.

Feeling Like a Sexy Mommy Again

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Sometimes, I do not feel like a sexy mommy. I am getting older every day and between working and helping my son and daughter raise my grand girl, I do not have much me time. I cannot remember the last time I felt sexy. Been forever since I had my hair done or got a manicure or pedicure. I decided I needed a mommy makeover. I needed a mommy retreat. I rented a nice apartment in the city for the night. It was one of those Air B and B’s. The place came with a Jacuzzi bathtub and a beautiful view of the city. I earned a night to myself. I checked in, poured a glass of wine and took a bubble bath. I had some Marvin Gaye playing through the surround sound speakers. This was luxury to me. No phones ringing. No little one crying. No dirty diaper to change. I started masturbating. I was cumming hard when I heard a door. I jumped out of the tub, grabbed a towel and yelled, “I’m calling the cops.” I heard a male voice say something about he was not there to harm me. I grabbed a statute on a table and confronted the intruder who was dumbfounded with his hands up to show me he meant me no harm. He was the college son of the folks who owned the place. There was some miscommunication and he thought he could crash the night at his folks’ place. He was cute and clearly upset. He broke up with his girlfriend. Maybe, I did not need a night alone after all. Mature sexy women need young studs. I let the towel drop accidentally on purpose to gauge his reaction. You know they say the best way to get over some one is to get under someone new. I unzipped his pants and made him forget his girl. He made me forget everything too. So, I was not alone like I planned. I never felt sexier than when I was fucking that guy half my age. I’m back in the game.

MILF Phone Sex Sluts Need Dick Daily

milf phone sexI love being a milf phone sex slut. In the past, I have fucked my son and daughter’s friends. I have fucked neighborhood boys. I have fucked delivery boys. I have fucked my nephew and my son. Hell, a few times, I fucked Uber drivers. I am a horny old broad. I like younger men. They are not complicated. They do not want to marry me. They do not put the baggage of an ex on me either. And most importantly, they do not have dick issues. Fucking a lot of younger men has been challenging lately. Contactless delivery is no fun for this sexy mommy. Tinder has been dry. My son and nephew cannot even bang me as much as they were before my sex life was put on hold because of a virus. I am resourceful though. Sometimes, I luck out and find dick in unexpected places like the bookstore. I thought if I could not feed my pussy, I could feed my mind. Turns out, I could feed both. I bought some books and brought home a young bookseller working a part time job while trying to finish school. He was about the age my son was when I started fucking him. This boy was no virgin, but I was his first cougar. I did not care about his skill level. Skills in the sack can be taught. I just needed a hard and working cock. His cock worked just fine. He did cum quickly every time, but I milked his young cock dry. I took every last ounce of his young cum. I was horny. If I had my druthers, I would have been gang banged in Barnes and Noble by him and every male patron and bookseller in the place. Mature sexy women need dick daily.