Not Your Typical Grandma Phone Sex

grandma phone sexI am not your typical grandma. I am a grandma phone sex slut. I am in my 60s and I smoke a lot of weed and I fuck a lot of young boys and girls. I fuck my sons and daughters too. I am going to go out of this world high and full of cum, I have no doubt. My memory is not what it used to be. That is age, distance from my past and a lot of weed. I am not a pot head to just be a pot head. That would be my youngest son. He is a complete stoner. His dick still works, he is successful in his job, so I never give him hell for being a stoner in high school. As I got older, I had a lot of back issues from my chest. I have 44 EEEs. All real. In the 80s, a doctor wanted me to have a breast reduction. I said no. Perhaps I should have said yes because carrying around this extra weight plus a bad car wreck in the 90s fucked up my back. But I want to fuck like I am in m 20s with a perfect back still, so my stoner son turned me on to weed and edibles. High, I can fuck like I am in my 20s and not feel like a 60-year-old woman with a bad back. I refuse to let a little pain stop me from having hot incest sex. I am a kinky old broad who is not going down unless it is on my knees to suck some boy cock. Thanks to my stoner son, I found the secret to keep fucking into my 80s. I get older, my lovers get younger. How hot is that? Men have been doing it forever. Hugh Hefner was in his 80s with twin 18-year-old girlfriends.  That is how I roll. I love young dick. I love young pussy too. My body may be a little broke down, but if I can toke, I can fuck better than any 20 something girl.

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