Category: Sexy granny

Sexy Grandma Pics Make Great Christmas Cards

sexy grandma picsMy grandson took some sexy grandma pics of me yesterday. He knows I never mind posing for him. Perhaps, I once did seem nervous about it. But now that he is over 18, I do not think much about it if anyone finds naked pictures of his 60 something grandma on his phone. Most men would kill to have a grandma who looked like me. I bet you would like me to be your grandmother.

My grandson made up some Christmas cards on some app using a naked picture of me with my tits hanging down. And he sent that to his friends in texts. Although I was flattered, he did not ask my permission for that part. I guess it’s no huge deal. I mean my grandson’s friends all know about me. They call me the sexy granny. However, I guess I was a tad concerned since his friends might share it with folks I do not know and so on and so on.

A Sexy Grandma Will Always Be Popular with Teen Boys

But I soon forgot about my pic floating around in cyber space. When my grandson started licking song lyrics on my clit, I forgot about it all. It’s our little game. We share a love for rock music. I am not always good at figuring out the lyrics, but sometimes I get a song correct. The songs do not really matter though. I gush on his face every time.

However, I am not hedonistic. I can lie there forever trying to guess what Tom Petty song he is licking on my clit, but it is not because I cannot guess the song. It is because he is such a great cunt licker. I mean a great cunt licker. But I pull myself up every time to suck his young, stiff cock. Few men in my family have my eldest grandson’s stamina. He can out last an Energizer bunny, lol.

My grandson wore my pussy out yesterday. But sexy grandmas bounce back quickly. At least this one does. Woke up this morning with my naked grandson standing over me ready to fuck some more. I got some more of the hair of the dog that bit me, and it felt even better the second time around.

Sexy Granny Samantha Loves Christmas Time

sexy grannyThis sexy granny loves Christmas.  Christmas shopping, Christmas movies and time with my family makes me giddy as a schoolgirl this time of year. We have a debate going on in my house. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie or not. I think it is and so do most of my sons and daughters, however, my oldest grandson and youngest son do not think it is a Christmas movie.

So, I took them to see Die Hard on the big screen yesterday. Hard to believe 35 years ago that film came out. I saw it when I was pregnant with my middle daughter. Since I was married to my first husband still, no hanky panky occurred in the theater. However, my life is very different now. And I go down on you in a theater. Hell, I even enjoy incest sex in a theater.

I Love Spending Kinky Time with Family During the Holidays

When we arrived at the theater, we were not the only ones in there. However, it was not crowded, and we sat way in the back. The seats are so high anymore, no could see us unless they stood up and turned around. The darkness in the theater helps to stay hidden too. Although I love this movie, I have seen it many times. So, it did not matter if I missed a few moments jacking off cocks or giving head.

However, for most of the movie, I sat in the seat with my legs spread. Each boy had a finger in my cunt. And I had a hand on each cock. By the time the movie ended, my fingers were sticky. Never a problem for me. Finger licking good cum, LOL. Both boys saw how Die Hard could be a Christmas movie, but they still believe it is just a movie that happens at Christmas.

At least they went to the movie with me and kept an open mind. We came home and engaged in more family fucking by the fire. I am enjoying this holiday season immensely. How about you?

Mommy Phone Sex Picks Up Over the Holidays

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex picks up over the holidays for sexy mommies like me. And I love it. Being your mommy is the highlight of my day. Sadly, I did not enjoy my son and daughter as early as I should have. In my defense, I did not know what I now know. Incest feels right at any age! However, most of my callers lack a partner like me. Although I realize I may be too old for some guys, many men appreciate a mature woman on and off the phone.

My daughter and I love playing together. In fact, she needs her mommy almost as much as my son does. But mommy sex to me includes my daughter also. And I love playing with my daughter. She’s stressed out about Christmas. But I assured her that my husband and I would spoil her angels too. Cost of Christmas has skyrocketed, but most folks’ pay stays the same. And that creates stress.

Mommy Makes Everything Better with a Few Licks and Sucks

But mommy makes everything better with a few kisses, hugs and licks. My daughter stopped by on the way to work this morning, but since she was lost in the sensation of my mouth on her pussy, she called in sick. We had a daughter mommy grand angels date. I spent a few hours in bed. Best few hours in bed ever too. I ate my daughter’s pussy. And I sucked on my grandson’s hairless cock. I even nibbled on my granddaughter’s little slit too.

My grand angels can only give their sexy granny piss orgasms. However, my daughter can squirt all over my face and hair. After our girl orgy, we took our two pumpkins to visit Santa and to see Elf at the theater nearby. We came home and played some more. I do not think I can ever get enough family fun. Although I know some of you guys may be envious that I can eat little girl pussy, but you can live vicariously through me.

Mommy Sex with My Youngest Son and Two of My Grandsons

mommy sexWhen my youngest son wants mommy sex, he gets it. Since he came to visit last week, he has wanted mommy love many times a day. So has my oldest grandson. Between the two of them, they wear me out. But when that happens, I wear that as a badge of honor. I think most mature women would love the chance to get worn out by two younger men.

Yesterday, my middle grandson came to visit after school. His big brother is my oldest grandson. And they love to tag team me. Usually, I am fucking one boy and sucking the cock of the other. But I got to be a three-hole whore last night. My knees screamed at me this morning, but my pussy purred. I enjoyed last night even if my knees beg to differ, LOL.

My knees hurt and show signs of rug burns, but I would not change a thing. I am an old broad, and this sexy granny plans on fucking till she dies. Although the men in my life go easy on me, I bet most 60 something old women are not gang bang whores for their family. But I am not every grandma. I am the life of the incest party.

This Grandma Loves Being a Family Whore

After I blew three boys, I took all three in my fuck holes at once. I love being a three-hole whore for any boy in the family. If you combined all three of the boys’ ages, you get my age, LOL. My oldest grandson fucked my mouth while his baby brother fucked my ass. That left my pussy for my youngest son. I consider this a pre-Christmas work out. They are helping me prepare for my 3 sons, 3 grandsons and 2 sons in law come Christmas day.

Family fucking is our holiday tradition. The best gifts I can give the boys in my family do not cost a thing. My love and my fuck holes I give to them willingly. And I will give my fuck holes to you willingly too when you come to visit grandma.

Sexy Grandmas Love Looking at Little Angels Visiting Santa

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love the holidays. Can I make a confession? I love going to the mall this time of year. I see so many cute angels. And it gives me dirty thoughts. When my daughter dropped off my angels today, they sported matching Christmas outfits. So cute. She knew I wanted to take them to the mall to meet Santa and do some shopping.

The mall appeared packed with stay-at-home moms with little angels like mine. I saw a few grandmas though. So, I was not the only old broad with little ones at the mall. However, I think I might have been the only one Santa told to sit on his lap. After my angels got their picture taken with Santa, he patted my ass and asked this sexy granny what she wanted for Christmas.

I looked around like perhaps I was being punked. You only live once, right? I sat on Santa’s lap and told him I had been a naughty woman this year. Santa slipped me his business card. Santas Claus hit on me. My granddaughter giggled at the fact that Santa wanted to hook up. I had no clue who Santa was under his outfit, but I saved his card. You never know.

Sexy Grannies Love To Brat Watch The Little Angels with Santa  at the Mall

But my pussy was not wet for Santa. It was wet because of all the cute little angels walking around the mall with their parents. The ones too young for school, you know? If you are a P man, you need to go to your local mall and brat watch. Trust me, you might get so horny you consider letting Santa fuck you too. When we got home, I needed cock. The problem was no big cock was around. My stepson attends school. My nephew will not be home from college until next week. And my son and husband were at work.

When mature sexy women need cock, they do not like to wait. My angels got tuckered out, so I put them down for a nap. Of course, I gave them some oral love first. But my grandson’s cock is the size of my pinky finger. You know where this is going don’t you? I could have played around on Tinder. But I gave Santa a call instead. I don’t like to kiss and tell, but Santa has a huge cock.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Bonus Boys Like Johnny Pumper Boy

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas like me always appreciate an extra boy joining the family fun. My entire family loves it when Johnny comes to visit. He is my horny pumper boy. Johnny arrived the other morning when my son and grandson started tag teaming me and I had to invite him to join us. It is not a party without Johnny. The nice thing about Johnny is he goes both ways. He does not care what hole he pumps. He just wants to enjoy the fun too.

Anything goes with me. The women in my family seem naturally bisexual. However, the boys are not as gender fluid as our Johnny pumper boy. Pump pump pump, Johnny is all I need to say to him, and he finds a tight hole for his cock. The fun began with me, my youngest son, my oldest grandson, and Johnny boy. But soon my daughter and her two sweet angels joined the family fucking.

All Guests Like Johnny Can Pump in Any Hole They Want

Johnny did not know which hole to fuck then. Easy solution for Johnny. Fuck us all. My girls and I fuck all the cock and eat all the pussy. But so does Johnny boy. When the girls got into bed with us, my little angels grabbed some cock and balls. Johnny’s cock found its way into my daughter’s pussy. My son and grandson continued to pump my pussy and ass. My little angels latched onto my big boobs. Sometimes, I swear they think I still have milk inside them. Johnny pumped my daughter, then his cock ended up in my grandson’s ass.

My grandson did not miss a beat though. He kept fucking me while Johnny boy went pump pump pump in my grandson’s ass. But of course, Johnny wanted some little bald cunnie too. I bet you cannot blame him. This sexy granny lets house guests play musical holes with whoever is around. Johnny enjoyed the family fun. But we enjoyed Johnny pump pump pumping all our holes.

Family Fun Phone Sex Experiences Inspire Me

family fun phone sexFamily fun phone sex drives me wild. As some one who learned the joys of incest much later in life, I enjoy hearing about your real-life incestuous experiences. Although I find your family fantasies hot also, every now and then, I get to talk to a man with real experiences and it makes my pussy wet. At 56, my pussy still drips too.

Last night, I talked to a man who impregnated his mother when he still attended high school. I missed that boat. However, my son did impregnate his sister twice. And we have two cute little ones running around. And I love being a grandma to them too. Never too young to get groomed for incest sex.

My caller told me that he now fucks his daughter/sister. I mean his daughter is also his sister. How hot is that? I love hearing things like that. He wants his daughter to carry his little one and continue the family tradition of knocking up the women in his family.

Your Family Fun Experiences and Fantasies Inspire Me

So, when my little grand angels arrived this morning for me to babysit for a couple hours, all I could think about was one day these little angels fucking and doing what their parents did and what my caller is trying to do right now. Brother sister love feels natural. That is what my daughter always said. And when you and your sibling are close in age, I think fucking becomes inevitable.

Two folks going through those hormonal stages together. Yeah, they are destined to fuck. I think even two brothers close in age would play together. And I find that thought wicked hot too. Two horny boys in a house together and so consumed by their hormones that they cannot help but fuck each other? Family fucking of any kind is hot. And I want to hear your stories of incest too. Your stories and experiences provide me with all sorts of masturbation material. And sometimes, even your incest experiences and fantasies inspire me too.

Family Fucking Improves on Pussy Weed for an Old Broad

family fuckingFamily fucking gets more frequent for me during holidays. That is because my family tends to visit and take time off work. Plus, the young ones get time off from school. So, we have some quality time together. My oldest grandson and my youngest son cannot get enough of my pussy this week. Honestly, they can wear this old broad out.

However, my daughter brought me some pussy weed the other day. That is what she calls this strand of weed she gets from a fellow veterinarian. I am a Kentucky woman. Pot will be legal soon here, but this is the bluegrass state, and a lot of folks grow weed in Kentucky. And my daughter swears by pussy weed. And now so do I.

This sexy mommy and granny felt like I did in my thirties letting two boys double penetrate me. Sunday, I spent most of my time on my knees. In my 60s now, so without that pussy weed, I doubt my knees would have held up, LOL. But a few puffs about every 30 minutes and I felt no pain. I did not even wobble. However, my knees look like I fell off a bike. I am sporting rug burns, LOL.

Pussy Weed Lets Me Fuck Like I Did 30 Years Ago

But other than some superficial scrapes, my knees do not hurt like they normally do being on all fours with my huge ass tits hanging down. My boobs must weigh 50 lbs at least, LOL. Carrying these puppies around most of my life gave me knee and back problems. But no way was I getting a boob reduction. My tits are my best feature.

My son and grandson seemed impressed with my stamina and asked me what had changed. I told them pussy weed. Then they wanted some pussy weed too. And I guess it could be called dick weed too because after one hit each their cocks came back to life for more incest sex. And they ravaged me much longer than usual. I may have just found my second fountain of youth. They first of course is that family cum. Puff puff pass, this granny can bang like she did 30 years ago.

Hot for P-Mommy Teacher

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I’m helping out as a substitute at the school and all the youngsters really love me! Some of the PTA members have had some complaints about the way I dress, saying that it’s too sexy, too revealing or too tight, but none of their wee ones are complaining! As a matter of fact, many of them request lunch detention with me and ask to stay after school for help!

Mommy Sex

The course I’m substituting for is Sex Ed and I’ve always felt that it’s better to show them, instead of just tell them and have them watch an outdated video. There were so many volunteers to help me explain what a blowjob is and I demonstrated the proper way to receive one. One of my students needed extra attention and wanted to go over the missionary lesson today after school; I’m teaching him how to edge so he can control his orgasm and last longer while he’s fucking to prolong the pleasure. He’s going to be a pro by the time the final comes around! I also taught a lesson on guided masturbation and we went through so many boxes of tissues that day! All of participants who sign up for my classes have reported feeling more relaxed and less stressed out during the day and for the first time the administration has finally had a handle on the most unruly tikes. I’ve had so much success that I’ve been asked to stay for the remainder of the year and they’re talking about offering me a permanent position thereafter! 

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy the Holidays and Double Penetration

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love the holidays. My oldest grandson is home from college for a month. And my youngest son who lives out of town is staying with me until the first of the year. He decided to work remotely so he could be with his mother for the holidays. So, for a month, I have two cocks under my roof. And I could not be happier. Holidays are all about family.

I woke up this morning to cock. Instead of breakfast in bed, I had cock in bed. When I woke up, I had my son to the right of me. And my grandson to the left of me. Both boys sported big hard morning wood for me too. Since I could not decide where to begin, this sexy mommy grabbed a cock with each hand and started stroking. I love the feel of a cock growing thicker and longer in my hands.

The Best Mornings Start with A Cock in My Cunt and A Cock in My Ass

Before long, both boys woke up. With smiles on their faces, and stiff dicks in my hands, my boys started groping my big tits. I could hear the cheesy 70s porn music in my head as my son and grandson penetrated me together. The best days begin with a cock in my pussy and a cock in my ass. Although all of us still had sleep in our eyes still, we begin fucking. My son fucked my cunt, while my grandson ravaged my asshole.

My pussy felt so wet getting double penetrated. I enjoy their cocks so much. Both boys pumped large loads of cum inside me. That hot injection of boy seed makes me cum too. As we all three came, we praised incest sex. We fell back asleep in a huge wet spot. Woke up an hour later and fucked again. My morning started off perfectly. How did you begin your day?