Category: Sexy granny

Sexy GILF Victoria Loves to Be Covered in Cum Head to Toe

sexy gilfBeing a sexy gilf has many perks. But my favorite perk? No condoms. When I first started fucking my son and daughter, I was worried about incest breeding. I did not want to end up pregnant and delivering something that looked like it came from a Wrong Turn movie. However, my son knocked up his sister not once but twice. My grandson and granddaughter are incest products. And they appear to be normal.

But young boys do not want to wear condoms. They enjoy feeling the inside of a woman’s pussy. They also enjoy seeing their sperm ooze out of her pussy too. And I understand. The female body resembles a blank canvas. Your cock is the paintbrush. And your cum is the paint. I let the men in the family create beautiful artwork with my body.

This Dirty Mommy Loves Family DNA All Over Her Body

So, last night turned into a family fucking affair. Everyone came over for dinner. And I turned out to be the desert. My son, stepson, husband and nephew sprayed their seed all over me. Plus, they fucked my pussy and ass. But decided to save the cum for my body. Looking like a cum dumpster, is never a problem. Not when my cum greedy daughter is around too. The messier I got, the hornier she became. She loves cleaning her mommy up.

And I looked messy too. Cum chunks in my hair. Ropes of cum across my face. Cum dripping off my tits and cum sprayed all over my body head to toe. As the cum dripped into my bely button, my girl plunged her tongue deep in my belly button to scoop out jizz. And when she had a big glob of freshly squeezed jizz on her tongue, she kissed her sexy mommy.  We snowballed in front of everyone making them horny again.

However, this time, my daughter got every load. And I licked it off her body hoping maybe she will get knocked up again from incest.

Sexy Grandmas Love to Masturbate

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. Now that I am older, I have fewer responsibilities in life. And that gives me more time to play with my pussy and my family. I love getting older. At some point, I stopped fighting aging and decided to embrace it. So, do you know how hot it is to fuck without a condom? Women hate them too. But sometimes we just do not want another mouth to feed.

Yesterday, I watched my two youngest granddaughters like I do most days while my daughter is at work. They go back to school in a few weeks, and I will miss this kind of interaction during the day. So, we had a lazy naked day. Yes, I said naked. When the grand angels come to visit their sexy granny, we get naked. Sometimes, we play around in the pool or the hot tub naked.

At Granny’s House We Get Naked and Play with My Toys

And sometimes, we play indoors with granny’s toys. I have a lot of toys. Toys for little pussies and little assholes. Jealous? You can come over and play with granny too. But I know who you really want to play with my little darlings with their bald pussies and puffy mounds. Cute bubble butts. And no boobies yet.

So, I played with them for you. And I know you would have enjoyed it. I showed them how to use a double-sided dildo. Sisters can play with each other too. Incest is not just for the adults. So, I encourage the little ones to play with each other. They laughed and giggled. And I almost came spontaneously watching them kiss each other. I enjoy being an incest sex puppet master as the matriarch of the family.

Of course, I ate those little bald cunts. And played with their cute, puckered butt holes too. Just all in the day of the life of a P dirty granny babysitter.

Grandma Phone Sex is Popular Because No Woman Wilder in Bed Than a GILF

grandma phone sexI used to be surprised about the popularity of grandma phone sex. But not anymore. Women age like fine wine these days. And I know I look nothing like my grandma. Back when I I was young in the 60s, I thought being in your 60s was a death sentence. Like I assumed no one lived past 65. And now I am close to that age. Instead of baking cookies and living in housecoats, I spread my legs and live nude. You never know who might show up for GILF and cookies, LOL.

My youngest son came to visit this week. And while he stayed here, some of his old high school buddies stopped over. Most of them I fucked when they were teenagers. Some married, some still single like my son.  But all horny for this sexy gilf. One of the boys had molly. Although I am a strictly weed woman, I have heard some good things about fucking on molly. So, I decided to try something new.

I am Not Your Typical Grandma

And I may have a new favorite sex drug. I do not need to fuck under the influence. I’m a wild fuck either way. But Molly felt like that one time in the 70s when I dropped acid. I saw things in 3D which meant the cocks looked even better. And I could feel everything so intensely. Molly gave this horny old cougar all sorts of feels. And my son and all his friends played musical holes with me like they did when they attended high school too.

My youngest boy never minded sharing me with his friends. But his older half-brothers never liked sharing. They got weirded out about dicks touching. But not these boys. They all settled on a hole and fucked me in unison like a granny gang bang porn star until they unleashed their fire hoses of cum. That Molly made me feel every touch and thrust in a way I have never felt on pot. This sexy granny might have a new favorite sex drug.

My Sexy Grandma Pics Caused a Stir, But I Had the Last Laugh

sexy grandma picsI never thought my sexy grandma pics would cause a stir. That’s because I weighed the odds. What were the chances someone in my small town would ever see my phone sex site. My family knows, but like my uptight sister has never found out. When I left the Mormon church, I lost all my female friends. Divorce is not looked at lightly in the Mormon church.

But over the weekend, one of my nephew’s friend’s moms found my site on her son’s phone. The boy goes to college. What is she doing on his phone? The boy can drink legally. But she decided to come over and slut shame me. I tried to deny it was me.

My husband said deny deny deny. So, I did. But she threatened me. I called her bluff. I have nothing to lose. My offspring are adults. So is my nephew. And my stepson will not say anything about me fucking him. And my son and daughter will not say anything about the incest sex wither.

Sometimes Things Happen for a Reason

I politely told her to shut the fuck up, remove the stick from her ass, and leave my home. What I do in the privacy of my own home is no one’s business. Being naked on the internet and doing phone sex are not illegal. We finally got rid of her. And I texted my nephew about what happened. Get this. He sent the bitch’s son to see me so I could fuck him. How brilliant is his mind? I mean the bitch may never know I fucked her son, but I would.

And after I fucked her son, I realized maybe all this happened for a reason. That boy had a huge fucking cock. And he knew how to use it. My husband and stepson watched in awe. I am a sexy mommy and granny. This boy’s cock made me squirt because it hot spots I don’t think anyone else has.

Perhaps, I need to thank the cunt because she gave me one of the best revenge fucks of my life. And I will keep fucking this boy. At least until he returns to college. My nephew came over later that night and of course, I fucked him to thank him for his brilliant idea. Sometimes there are silver linings in bad situations.

Family Fun Phone Sex in the Pool with Uncle Johnny Pumper

family fun phone sexJohnny loves family fun phone sex. He’s been a frequent flyer to my kinky household for almost a decade. When Johnny comes over, he likes to pump pump pump little holes. And the nice thing about Johnny, he does not care who he fucks. Boy ass, boy mouth, girl mouth, girl cunnie, girl ass or granny fuck holes. He is an equal opportunity pleaser. And that’s why he is always welcome at grandma’s house.

Johnny arrived one morning last week. A surprise visit. I had my littlest grand angels over. My oldest grandson too. We enjoyed some morning pool time. And it got hotter when Johnny cannonballed right into our pool party. Naked of course. This sexy granny did not sport a swimsuit either. And neither did any of my grand angels. We swim in the nude because it gives me easy access to little holes.

Anyone is Welcome to My Kinky Pool Parties

Watching Johnny play musical holes with my grand angels is like the best foreplay. And because Johnny goes both ways, all my grand angels got to feel his cock go pump pump pump in their little fuck holes. But my oldest grandson went pump pump in Uncle Johnny’s ass too. And while Johnny was pumping his seed deep inside my granddaughter’s little bald cunnie, she squealed in delight much like Johnny did.

We had a pool orgy. I could only watch so long. I wanted a cock, any cock, to pump pump inside my holes. But I got it. Johnny and my two oldest grands played musical holes with me. Each one took turns pumping cum into my wet cunt. And they made a mess of grandma, even in the pool. But I had some sweet angels ready to lick up all the cum.

Thanks to Johnny, our morning pool time turned into a kinky phone sex time. Everyone got to pump pump pumped with Johnny’s swimmers in the pool. And he got a few loads too. Anyone else want to come play in the pool?

Being a Sexy Mommy and Granny Has All Sorts of Perks

sexy mommyI love being a sexy mommy. Although my grand angels take up most of my time, I do make sure I get quality alone time with each of my offspring. My daughter and I went out of town recently for a date night. Booked us a swank hotel with a hot tub in the room. Out of town, we have no distractions. We can focus on each other. Plus, out of town, no one knows we are related. So, we just look like lesbian couple. Clearly, I am older, but I do not look like I am in my 60s either.

There is a celebrity lesbian couple with a huge age gap. Even bigger than the gap between me and my daughter. So, I do not mind people thinking of me as a cradle robber. I do like them younger. Anyway, we went out of town for a concert. But the show got postponed at the last moment. Although we were disappointed, it did mean more mommy sex for us. So, I guess I would call that a silver lining.

I Love Quality Time with My Offspring

We ordered some food, drank some wine and ended up eating pussy in the hot tub for hours. When we started to prune up, we took the kinky fun to the big king-sized bed. I brought a double-sided dildo, some butt plugs and edible body oil. We love to play together, but alone time like this is a struggle. But we make the best of it every time.

We managed to get 6-inches each of the dildo inside us without difficultly. My daughter and I enjoy the taboo lifestyle. And it felt so good to grind our clits against one another until we both squirted. We ate each other some more after our orgasms, but soon thereafter, fell asleep in each other’s arms. Woke up horny and had more kinky incest sex before we had to check out of the hotel and head back to reality.

But I drove us home with her finger up my cunt the entire drive home.

Mommy Sex Mornings Leave Me Full of Cum

mommy sexMommy sex mornings feel good. I am an early riser. The early bird gets the worm. And to me that simply means I get the hard cock. In the morning, at my place, that means my stepson’s teen cock, my younger husband’s cock and if my son has time on his way to work, his cock too. And I feel super lucky if I get all three in the same morning as I did today.

My husband woke me up at 6 am to take care of his cock. Even half asleep, I polished that knob for him. My mouth can wake the dead. Over the years, I have developed some great cock sucking skills. I was game to fuck him, but he wanted me to go back to sleep. He is a great husband. And I fall back asleep easily with a belly full of swimmers.

I woke up around 8 am when I realized my stepson was in bed with me waiting for me to wake up. He loves to start any morning with his sexy mommy. But he waits patiently for me to get up in the summertime.  When I saw his face as I wiped the sleep from my eyes, I slid down the bed to check his morning wood which seemed ample. And extremely happy to see me.

A Morning That Begins with Cum in My Belly and Cunt is Going to Be a Great Day

I took his cock deep in my mouth, but he wanted to dump his seed inside my pussy, so I let him. I love fucking my teen stepson. He fucks me every bit as well as his daddy does. He had to bolt afterwards for football camp. So, I thought I might fall back asleep with a belly full of my husband’s swimmers and a cunt full of my stepson’s cum. However, my son stopped by on his way to work because he needed my pussy too.

We had incest sex in the same bed I fucked my stepson and blew my husband. So, I got a second load of cum for my pussy, and it felt amazing. What a wonderful start to my day. Before 9 am, I had three loads of cum. And the day has only just begun.

Mommy Sex Weekends Keep My Mature Pussy Wet

mommy sexMy youngest son came to visit for some mommy sex. He lives 3.5 hours away in Nashville. With my AC out, no one wanted to visit. But I got a new unit put in yesterday. And the first one to visit was my youngest boy. He missed mommy’s pussy. And I missed him. Always have and always will. I love all my boys and my girls too. But we have a special connection. Part of it is he has more time to see mommy. No wife. A flexible job. And no little ones.

But I want him to settle down soon. And I know we will keep on fucking even if he does start a family. In this house, daughter or sons-in-law must be okay with the family fucking. As the matriarch of this big kinky family, I do not want any secrets. So, everyone knows we fuck. They can join in or watch. But who doesn’t want to join in, right?

Nothing Feels Better Than One of My Offspring Between My Legs

Anyway, my son has not visited in a month. And that’s too long for us. I wish he still lived at home. I miss waking up with his tongue telling me good morning. But he is here now. And barely coming up for air. He loves to worship the hole he came from. And he might be the best cunt licker in the family. However, my oldest grandson’s tongue feels damn good too on my granny cunt.

So, I took most of Saturday off just to fuck him. Marathon fuck sessions I love. My grandson joined in a few times too. He came home from his summer job and found me butt naked on the couch, with my legs spread and his uncle between my legs licking the alphabet. Without missing a beat, he told my son to move over so he could get some of this sexy granny pussy too. This weekend is just what a I needed. Family fun with an air-conditioned house.

I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Playing with Each Other Too

sexy grandmasSometimes, sexy grandmas get together and play. My oldest son’s mother-in-law, Harriet, and I like to play with each other. She’s widowed and lonely. So, she visits more often. She knows about me and her grandsons. Plus, she knows about my wicked incest ways. Although she knows, she does not want to go where I went, LOL. But she will play with me, so she has a kinky streak. And I think with time, I will convince her that fucking her two grandsons might be the key to aging gracefully.

Harriet came to visit over the 4th. Even though I did not have working air conditioning, she still wanted to play with this sexy granny. And I would not say no to her. I don’t say no to much of anything. Our sexual relationship is new. We like each other as parents. She’s a good mom even if she is not a dirty mom. But I have her eating my pussy like it’s some fine sushi. So, baby steps.

Two Grannies Getting it On is a Sight to See

I think I gave her a sexual awakening. Showed her how boring her sex life was after the death of her husband. She only ever had sex with him. And she was a virgin when she married him. Unlike me, I went wild in the 70s and fucked my brother, his friends, my uncle ad anyone else who wanted in on the action. She had the same lover, her husband, for almost 50 years, and no one ever ate her pussy. Now that, I consider a travesty.

You can convince a woman to do or say anything once you lick her into a powerful orgasm. Things got hot with no AC, but that did not stop two grannies from going wild. My double-sided dildo I use with my daughters got a workout. We both squirted a bunch on each other’s faces. Harriet is a sexy gilf. I am going to turn her into an incest loving granny just like me in due time.