Category: Sexy granny

Family Fun Phone Sex in the Pool with Uncle Johnny Pumper

family fun phone sexJohnny loves family fun phone sex. He’s been a frequent flyer to my kinky household for almost a decade. When Johnny comes over, he likes to pump pump pump little holes. And the nice thing about Johnny, he does not care who he fucks. Boy ass, boy mouth, girl mouth, girl cunnie, girl ass or granny fuck holes. He is an equal opportunity pleaser. And that’s why he is always welcome at grandma’s house.

Johnny arrived one morning last week. A surprise visit. I had my littlest grand angels over. My oldest grandson too. We enjoyed some morning pool time. And it got hotter when Johnny cannonballed right into our pool party. Naked of course. This sexy granny did not sport a swimsuit either. And neither did any of my grand angels. We swim in the nude because it gives me easy access to little holes.

Anyone is Welcome to My Kinky Pool Parties

Watching Johnny play musical holes with my grand angels is like the best foreplay. And because Johnny goes both ways, all my grand angels got to feel his cock go pump pump pump in their little fuck holes. But my oldest grandson went pump pump in Uncle Johnny’s ass too. And while Johnny was pumping his seed deep inside my granddaughter’s little bald cunnie, she squealed in delight much like Johnny did.

We had a pool orgy. I could only watch so long. I wanted a cock, any cock, to pump pump inside my holes. But I got it. Johnny and my two oldest grands played musical holes with me. Each one took turns pumping cum into my wet cunt. And they made a mess of grandma, even in the pool. But I had some sweet angels ready to lick up all the cum.

Thanks to Johnny, our morning pool time turned into a kinky phone sex time. Everyone got to pump pump pumped with Johnny’s swimmers in the pool. And he got a few loads too. Anyone else want to come play in the pool?

Being a Sexy Mommy and Granny Has All Sorts of Perks

sexy mommyI love being a sexy mommy. Although my grand angels take up most of my time, I do make sure I get quality alone time with each of my offspring. My daughter and I went out of town recently for a date night. Booked us a swank hotel with a hot tub in the room. Out of town, we have no distractions. We can focus on each other. Plus, out of town, no one knows we are related. So, we just look like lesbian couple. Clearly, I am older, but I do not look like I am in my 60s either.

There is a celebrity lesbian couple with a huge age gap. Even bigger than the gap between me and my daughter. So, I do not mind people thinking of me as a cradle robber. I do like them younger. Anyway, we went out of town for a concert. But the show got postponed at the last moment. Although we were disappointed, it did mean more mommy sex for us. So, I guess I would call that a silver lining.

I Love Quality Time with My Offspring

We ordered some food, drank some wine and ended up eating pussy in the hot tub for hours. When we started to prune up, we took the kinky fun to the big king-sized bed. I brought a double-sided dildo, some butt plugs and edible body oil. We love to play together, but alone time like this is a struggle. But we make the best of it every time.

We managed to get 6-inches each of the dildo inside us without difficultly. My daughter and I enjoy the taboo lifestyle. And it felt so good to grind our clits against one another until we both squirted. We ate each other some more after our orgasms, but soon thereafter, fell asleep in each other’s arms. Woke up horny and had more kinky incest sex before we had to check out of the hotel and head back to reality.

But I drove us home with her finger up my cunt the entire drive home.

Mommy Sex Mornings Leave Me Full of Cum

mommy sexMommy sex mornings feel good. I am an early riser. The early bird gets the worm. And to me that simply means I get the hard cock. In the morning, at my place, that means my stepson’s teen cock, my younger husband’s cock and if my son has time on his way to work, his cock too. And I feel super lucky if I get all three in the same morning as I did today.

My husband woke me up at 6 am to take care of his cock. Even half asleep, I polished that knob for him. My mouth can wake the dead. Over the years, I have developed some great cock sucking skills. I was game to fuck him, but he wanted me to go back to sleep. He is a great husband. And I fall back asleep easily with a belly full of swimmers.

I woke up around 8 am when I realized my stepson was in bed with me waiting for me to wake up. He loves to start any morning with his sexy mommy. But he waits patiently for me to get up in the summertime.  When I saw his face as I wiped the sleep from my eyes, I slid down the bed to check his morning wood which seemed ample. And extremely happy to see me.

A Morning That Begins with Cum in My Belly and Cunt is Going to Be a Great Day

I took his cock deep in my mouth, but he wanted to dump his seed inside my pussy, so I let him. I love fucking my teen stepson. He fucks me every bit as well as his daddy does. He had to bolt afterwards for football camp. So, I thought I might fall back asleep with a belly full of my husband’s swimmers and a cunt full of my stepson’s cum. However, my son stopped by on his way to work because he needed my pussy too.

We had incest sex in the same bed I fucked my stepson and blew my husband. So, I got a second load of cum for my pussy, and it felt amazing. What a wonderful start to my day. Before 9 am, I had three loads of cum. And the day has only just begun.

Mommy Sex Weekends Keep My Mature Pussy Wet

mommy sexMy youngest son came to visit for some mommy sex. He lives 3.5 hours away in Nashville. With my AC out, no one wanted to visit. But I got a new unit put in yesterday. And the first one to visit was my youngest boy. He missed mommy’s pussy. And I missed him. Always have and always will. I love all my boys and my girls too. But we have a special connection. Part of it is he has more time to see mommy. No wife. A flexible job. And no little ones.

But I want him to settle down soon. And I know we will keep on fucking even if he does start a family. In this house, daughter or sons-in-law must be okay with the family fucking. As the matriarch of this big kinky family, I do not want any secrets. So, everyone knows we fuck. They can join in or watch. But who doesn’t want to join in, right?

Nothing Feels Better Than One of My Offspring Between My Legs

Anyway, my son has not visited in a month. And that’s too long for us. I wish he still lived at home. I miss waking up with his tongue telling me good morning. But he is here now. And barely coming up for air. He loves to worship the hole he came from. And he might be the best cunt licker in the family. However, my oldest grandson’s tongue feels damn good too on my granny cunt.

So, I took most of Saturday off just to fuck him. Marathon fuck sessions I love. My grandson joined in a few times too. He came home from his summer job and found me butt naked on the couch, with my legs spread and his uncle between my legs licking the alphabet. Without missing a beat, he told my son to move over so he could get some of this sexy granny pussy too. This weekend is just what a I needed. Family fun with an air-conditioned house.

I’m Too Old for Pregnant Phone Sex, But My Daughter is Still Fertile

pregnant phone sexObviously, I am too old for pregnant phone sex unless you believe in miracles, LOL. But my daughter is very fertile. And she has her third bun in the oven. This time the pool of potential daddies is much larger. The baby daddy contenders include my husband, my stepson, her brother again, my nephew, a coworker and a few Tinder hookups. Of course, we hope the baby daddy is family. So, next year, I will be a grandma for the third time.

Let me tell you how horny my girl gets knocked up. I think it is true for most women. The raging hormones feed our sex drives. She seemed insatiable over our 4th of July celebration. So, I thought perhaps I should plant the seed in her head that she might want to take a pregnancy test. Plus, a pregnant pussy tastes different. And I ate her pussy during her last two pregnancies. And sure enough, the rabbit done died.

I’m Gonna Be a Grandma Again

But she is still in her first 2 months. Not showing physically yet. However, the sex drive kicked into overboard and her weird cravings are back too. Who eats peanut butter and popcorn? My pregnant daughter, LOL. But she can eat anything she wants if I can eat her. Last pregnancy, she had her mommy eating her pussy several times a day. And I do not think this pregnancy will be any different. Other than now she has a stepdaddy and a stepbrother to help eat and fuck her too.

We are all so excited too. I have fully embraced being a sexy granny. I have all the benefits with none of the responsibilities. But I do make it my mission to teach them all about sex. And one more in the mix will make my life more fun and hotter too. The next 7.5 months will be exciting. I am going to teach my two little grands how to eat mommy’s preggo pussy.

Sexy Grandmas Enjoy Playing with Each Other Too

sexy grandmasSometimes, sexy grandmas get together and play. My oldest son’s mother-in-law, Harriet, and I like to play with each other. She’s widowed and lonely. So, she visits more often. She knows about me and her grandsons. Plus, she knows about my wicked incest ways. Although she knows, she does not want to go where I went, LOL. But she will play with me, so she has a kinky streak. And I think with time, I will convince her that fucking her two grandsons might be the key to aging gracefully.

Harriet came to visit over the 4th. Even though I did not have working air conditioning, she still wanted to play with this sexy granny. And I would not say no to her. I don’t say no to much of anything. Our sexual relationship is new. We like each other as parents. She’s a good mom even if she is not a dirty mom. But I have her eating my pussy like it’s some fine sushi. So, baby steps.

Two Grannies Getting it On is a Sight to See

I think I gave her a sexual awakening. Showed her how boring her sex life was after the death of her husband. She only ever had sex with him. And she was a virgin when she married him. Unlike me, I went wild in the 70s and fucked my brother, his friends, my uncle ad anyone else who wanted in on the action. She had the same lover, her husband, for almost 50 years, and no one ever ate her pussy. Now that, I consider a travesty.

You can convince a woman to do or say anything once you lick her into a powerful orgasm. Things got hot with no AC, but that did not stop two grannies from going wild. My double-sided dildo I use with my daughters got a workout. We both squirted a bunch on each other’s faces. Harriet is a sexy gilf. I am going to turn her into an incest loving granny just like me in due time.

Fucking Aunt Victoria, or Fucking Mommy, I Love the Family Fun

fucking auntFucking Aunt Victoria cannot get enough of her nephew’s cock. I fuck him because he is family. But I will admit, I love the fact that my uptight sister who hates me since I left the Mormon church remains clueless of the improper relationship I have with her son. She has never stopped him from seeing me mainly because of my son and daughter. Family is important. But in my family, it is more important than anything.

He spent the weekend with us for 4th of July. Normally he goes home on the weekends to see his mom. He stays with me during the week since I am close to his job. But this weekend he fucked me and his cousin, my daughter.  Although he is not 21 yet, we let him have a few beers. I mean he goes to college. He drinks beer regardless of being 21 or not.

I Love My Family Fun the Most When My Entire Family Participates

The only heavy machinery he had to operate this weekend was me and his cousin. But it was more like this sexy mommy handling his heavy machinery. His cock impresses me. Get him, my stepson and my son together, and this mommy turns into a three-hole whore instantly. Never in a million years did I think I would be where I am now. But I am glad that I am.

Most of the weekend we fucked. My nephew monopolized my pussy. But no one minds when this happens. I get to fuck him the least because of college and his summer job. But we made up for lost time. When he would cum in my cunt, my daughter would lick it out. When he would cum inside me, she would do the same. But our cunts stayed full of family DNA. My son, my nephew, my stepson and my husband understood the family fucking assignment and stuffed us all weekend long. And we are not done getting pumped full of cum.

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best Sex

grandma phone sexDo not knock grandma phone sex until you try it. I am serious. I will be 65 in a couple weeks. Yep, you heard me correctly. I am officially old. But I am a far cry from dead yet. And until I am on death’s doorstop, I will keep on fucking. Fucking until the day I die. We had a small fireworks BBQ party yesterday. Really too hot to enjoy the outside, especially for the littlest ones. So, lowkey celebration it was.

Afterwards, my grandson and I hooked up for a more intimate celebration. With my AC unit dead, and me bouncing from house to house for a couple weeks, we lacked much time together. We made up for that last night. My eldest grandson wanted nothing more than to eat my sexy granny cunt. And yes, I keep a smooth landing for tongues and cocks. Natural blondes never have much fur on their pussies anyway.

This Horny Old Lady Taught all the Men in the Family Their Oral Skills

So, after a little get together with some of my family members, I decided that my grandson needed to sleep in granny’s big old bed. Sleep is not the right term. However, fuck all night long paints a more accurate picture. I am working sleep deprived because my grandson fucks his old grandma all night long. Literally, all night long. We went a few days without fucking because I feared I might stroke out with no AC fucking an Energizer Bunny.

But the AC worked last night. And so did my pussy, ass and mouth. All three of my holes wanted his cock. My grandson has all the right moves thanks to me. I take all the men in my family under my wing and teach them what they need to know to please a woman. And I swear my grandson took notes. He might be the best cunt licker in the family.

All sexy grandmas should be this lucky. I feel like the luckiest granny in the world. And I will forgo a little sleep anytime if I get my pussy licked like that all night long.

Sexy Grandmas Love Holidays and Family Fun

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love holidays. My family comes together to celebrate and enjoy family fun. We started celebrating the 4th of July early this year. We bought fireworks for the adults and sparklers for my grandson and granddaughter. My nephew even came over this evening to cook out and pre-game for tomorrow.

No one is a big drinker in this house, but we still enjoyed some adult drinks. We had the wade pool out for the little ones. And we cooked out naked. Mostly naked. I mean this summer has been brutally hot. But that works to my advantage because I tell the little ones it is too hot for clothes.

They came over earlier today while their parents, my son and daughter, were at work. My grand angels are the products of incest sex, and I love that. They are the cutest little things. I got in the blow-up pool with them before the heat got too brutal. I tugged on a little pee pee and blew kisses on a bald cunnie. They giggle when I touch their little parts. They like it. But they giggle because it tickles them.

We are Raising My Grand Angels in the Family Way

However, I keep teasing their sex parts because it grooms them for the family fun we love so much. After dinner, we went back outside because it had cooled down. Still no clothes. Not even for the adults. That is why we have a big privacy fence. I blew my son while they watched and ran around with sparklers. My nephew fucked me too. And while he fucked me, I ate my daughter’s pussy.

My husband and stepson joined the fun too. We had a backyard family fucking orgy while the little one played around us and watched too. They will join the fun one day soon. In the meantime, I take licks and nibbles where I can. And they watch us all. One day very soon they will know what family love is all about.

Sexy Grandma Pics You Can Find All Over the Internet Nowadays, Even Mine

sexy grandma picsSexy grandma pics you can find all over the Internet nowadays. You might even find some of mine. About 4 years ago, my eldest grandson needed money for college, and he sold my pictures. And he took a lot of pictures over the years of me. At first, I felt angry over the situation. But I calmed down. I mean naked pictures of me could be found on the net anyway from my phone sex site.

Nowadays, I love that men jack off to grandmas. My grandson still snaps pictures of me; however, he passed the torch to his baby brother as my personal photographer. Anytime I need some blog pictures, I call him up and he snaps some of his sexy granny. And afterwards we fuck. Posing naked for a teenage boy makes a mature woman like me weak. And horny as fuck too.

My AC has been out for weeks. But I will get a new one sometime today hopefully. So, I have bounced from house to house. And last night I ended up at my oldest son’s house, my new photographer’s dad. My oldest grandson, his brother, went to his friend’s house instead. So, that gave my other grandson and me some quality time. I slept in his bed last night. Even worked from his bedroom. And yes, everyone knows what I do for a living. In an incest family, there are no secrets.

I Love That Young Boys Jack Off to My Hot Grandma Photos

But once my shift ended, my grandson snapped some sexy pictures. Then we fucked. And fucked in his double bed. My ass barely fits in a double bed, LOL. But we made it work. I got on top of my grandson to ride his teenage cock. My big boobs swayed in his face. Most of the men in my family love me on top for the incest sex so they can play with my 44 EEE natural boobs.

Can you blame them? Granny has a nice rack. Hopefully by tonight, I will have AC again. And folks can cum fuck granny in her big bed. Maybe you want to join the party.