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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Mommy Phone Sex Slut Likes to Share Incest Sex Experiences

mommy phone sex whoreSharing my family fun on mommy phone sex calls always gets my pussy so wet. I love talking to men about their real experiences with their mommies and even their fantasies about mommy. I have helped several men get the relationship they wanted with their own mommies. I have also assisted many dirty daddies to get the relationship they need with their little ones. I don’t think incest is wrong. I love fucking the little ones, especially my little ones. Well my brats aren’t so little anymore, but their brats are! I have decades of incest sex experience. When I was a young girl I played with my uncle and my brother. After I got married and started my own family, I played with my offspring. Now that I am divorced and my sons and daughters are all grown up, I play with my grand angels. I still play with my offspring, but now I have young ones to molest again. So I guess I am an incest mommy and a P granny. My family fucking memories are what I think about when I  masturbate. The first time with a young one is always in your head, as is the first time with mommy.

incest sex mommyI love being a phone sex mommy therapist; sharing real experiences or fantasies; role playing so I can be your surrogate mommy or granny; even just providing some phone sex therapy to help you get real incest experience with your mother or your offspring. This dirty mommy and granny wants family fun for everyone.

Happy Native American Heritage Month

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Let’s play Granny and the Indian Chief. Being of Cherokee blood myself, I can joke about Indians without disrespect. I have this fantasy about you as an Indian warrior. Young, strong, virile. Able to capture the heart and ravage the pussy of any maiden you choose. Indian braves didn’t have to date a woman. They were beasts who took their lust out on the nearest outlet, be it a young girl or an elderly woman. You enjoyed the right to sow your seed deep in an unwilling vagina, impregnating her with your sperm.
When I was captured as a young woman, no Indian man had ever seen tits like mine. They were seen as mystical objects of Indian folklore. This gave me special priviledges of my own. Even as a grandmother, no man would turn me away if I beckoned. He believed that I had the ability to steal his essence.
You were one of my braves. I crawled into your teepee that night, as you clenched your eyes shut. I reached under your loincloth, feeling your tomahawk hardening. You gasped as my mouth came down on your warstick, engulfing it, pulling it into my hot mouth. I bobbed on it, licking your balls, as you moaned in pleasure and in fear. It only took minutes until you were pouring your man juice deep in my throat, making my own pussy gush. I leaned over you and whispered in your ear. “Later. I shall ride you like a stallion.” I took your finger and pushed it deep in my sloppy old pussy, and then to your mouth, making you taste me. I felt you shudder beneath me as your cock began to rise again. I howled at the moon with the power I knew I had. It was time to move on to another teepee.

Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!

grandma phone sexAt my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!

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Sexy Granny Loves Incest Sex

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy is what my grand angels call me. I hate the word grandmother. Just sounds so old, and although I am of a mature age, I do not feel old at all. I fuck more now than I did in my 20s and I fucked a lot in my 20s. I have six off spring and seven grand angels, so I am never hard pressed to find someone to play with me. My youngest daughter recently made me a hot GILF again. The latest little angel was welcomed into the family in September. My daughter and her daughter are living with me. This is so I can help my daughter out. New ones are very needy. I raised six brats on my own, so I know a thing or two about raising the wee ones.

I have encouraged my daughter to breast feed. For one, it is the healthier option, not to mention much cheaper. Second, it is very arousing for the mama to nurse. I would get so wet every time one of my brats would suckle from my breasts. Sometimes I would spontaneously orgasm, other times I would masturbate while I breast fed. All mommies who nurse get aroused. Any mommy who says otherwise is full of shit. My fingers would be coated in my pussy juice and I would feed them to my little one to suckle, giving him or her an early fondness for mommy’s pussy. My incest sex way of life is coming full circle. Now my baby girl is acclimating her baby girl to the joys of her mommy pussy.

I have been eating my daughter out as she breast feeds. Her juices cascade over my face like a warm summer rain. And with my face covered with her nectar, I kiss my sweet granddaughter so she can get a taste of her mommy’s hot cunt. Sometimes, I even lick that little girl’s baby pussy. She giggles and coos so I know she likes it. She is the perfect addition to this kinky family. Maybe you would like to play with my newest granddaughter too? Never too young to get welcomed into an incestuous family.

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Sexy Granny Samantha Loves Fall Play Dates

Sexy grannyAs a sexy granny, I enjoy the Fall season. Sure, it’s cooler out and the grand angels cannot swim naked in the pool giving this dirty granny some flick her bean material. However, the cooler weather combined with less daylight, means hot tub time. I had a special “date” with my young teen grandson yesterday. He is learning how to drive, so we began our time with a drive in the country. It was a lovely Indian Summer day. We practiced distraction driving. I jacked his young cock while he drove to test his ability to stay focused on the road. I was so proud of him. He kept an erection while keeping his eyes on the road. A few more years, he will be able to steer with his hard on. Lucky me!

Then, we enjoyed the new Bond film. We were like a horny teen couple groping each other in the back of the theater. He fingered my pussy while I stroked his dick for almost three hours. I lost count of how many times he made me cum with his strong fingers. In a dark crowded theater, no one paid us a bit of attention. We ended the night in the hot tub, fucking and watching “The Walking Dead.” His young throbbing hairless cock pounded my pussy as we watched Rick Grimes and his crew fight off an army of the undead. It is my grandson’s favorite television show, so of course I am happy to share him with zombies.

Fall just means I have dates with my grand angels and my own offspring indoors. I can find lots of creative sexy fun for us inside. Soon it will be cool enough to fuck by the fire. I can’t wait! How do you want to spend your time at grandma’s house?

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Grandma Phone Sex: Lending a Helping Hand to the Family Fucking

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is so much fun. I have 7 grand angels in various stages of family fucking that I share stories about. Most recently, I decided that my middle granddaughter was ready to fuck my son, her daddy. She has already mastered the art of cock sucking. She has been blowing her daddy, his friends, her brothers and cousins for awhile now. I am the matriarch of this family so I like to be involved in all aspects of the sexual shenanigans that go on.

My grand girl is tiny, but very nubile. She had on a cute little baby doll for daddy. Because she is a gymnast, she is very flexible. I rolled her into a beach ball with her ass in the air and her legs over her arms so daddy’s big cock could easily penetrate her virgin baby girl pussy. I helped push her into his cock my rocking her firm ass. Her sexy moaning noises combined with my son’s big ball sack slapping on her ass had my old muff dripping wet. I fingered my pussy as I helped my son pop his daughter’s cherry right before my eyes. It was so hot to see his dick going in and out of her sweet tight pussy like that. I was able to rub her little clitty too so she could have a hard cum on daddy’s dick.

family fucking funShe did too. Squirted all over his dick. Being the top mama in this incestuous family, I got to suck her cherry juices off her daddy’s dick and suck the daddy batter out of her swollen well fucked pussy. My granddaughter is a woman now; a full fucking member of my naughty clan. I could not be more proud of her. She may not be a virgin any more, but she still has a sweet tight cunt. Maybe you would like to try her out?

Incest Phone Sex Trick and Treats

incest phone sex mommyIncest phone sex calls are my specialty. I am a dirty mommy and a dirty granny. What can I say, I love those little hairless cocks and balls. So when my young grand angels wanted to have a little Halloween party for some school friends, I said hell yes. I am all about those hard treats. This was a mixed party, even better, because I love playing with little girls almost as much as I love playing with little boys. We played my favorite Halloween game. I blindfold the munchkins, while they lick candy out of my ass and cunt. They have to guess the flavor. I can put anything up my old snatch from chocolate bars to candy. Everything in my warm wet fuck holes melts inside me, producing a nice sweet and musky taste. The little ones love licking until they can decide just what Halloween treat they are licking from my cougar cunt. Sometimes they just keep licking even though they already correctly guessed! I even get candy in return. All over my big natural boobs.

If you have a little one you are trying to train to suck your dick or eat your pussy, trust me, a candy covered cock or candy filled cunt is the perfect way to make them want to go down on you. Been a popular game in my family for decades.

Grammy’s Little Treat

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I caught my grandson rummaging in my panty drawer today. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he said ” Grammy, I wanna be a girl for Halloween and you are the sexiest girl I know.” What could I say to the little bastard? I decided to help him become a sissy boy. I had always suspected that he had feminine ways.
I picked out a frilly top and mini skirt and a pair of slutty heels. We had fun trying to stuff one of my bras for him to wear. Next, I did his make-up and hair. Damned if the little fucker didn’t make one sexy whore. My evil mind wanted to pimp him out. With his tight little body and virgin ass-pussy, he was worth a fortune to my P-friends. My imagination got carried away as I imagined introducing him to his first cock, showing him the proper way to eat man-meat. I’d get on my knees and lick that little asshole until it was good and sloppy before allowing some older man to pop his butt-cherry. My fingers slid into my pussy as I pictured him being penetrated. “Oh Gram, that feels so good.” he’d moan, as a fat penis rammed him hard. I’d place him on his back, push his legs back and allow you to slide into that boy-cunt. His penis would be standing straight up and I’d reach out to stroke it while your meatstick slid back into his slippery hole. Soon you’d both be moaning as you filled up his cum dumpster and he shot his cum unto his belly.
And like a good Grammy, I’d be there to clean up the mess, lovingly lapping the jizz from both of you.
Wow, what a Halloween dream!!! I can’t wait until he gets home from trick-or-treating tonight. We’ll explore this need to be a sissy and see where it goes. My pussy is twitching just thinking about it. Care to share in the treats?

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I’m young at heart

gilf phone sexI know what you’re thinking, you think I look too young to be a grandma, and in most cases you are probably right, but my family is full of little sluts getting knocked up all the time, (even me when I was a bit younger, apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree) and those little sluts made my hot ass a grandma already! But it is okay, because grandma still has more game than anyone I know, and I can still please any man, woman, hell even a tranny, like there is no tomorrow!  All of my brats know that, because I taught them well, and they know that there is no teacher like me. That is why just like any family all the little ones get dumped off at my house, my brats want their brats to learn how to do things right. I cannot blame them either. Now what I teach in my house is different from any other. The little ones all get very close with each other and learn a lot, there are many ways to learn things, so I do my best to use them all. For the brats that have to watch before they do, I use porn role play, no boring tv shows around here! They sit there and watch the porn and then have to do it exactly how they saw, or they have to start over. For the brats that have to be told what to do I have to spend more time with. I have to coach them on how the right way and wrong way to lick, flick, and suck on a clit is. They should really be teaching this stuff in school. My favorites of the brats are the ones that just get in there and do it. But we all know practice makes perfect.