Category: Sexy granny

Grandma Phone Sex Face Time

grandma phone sexDo you ever fantasize about grandma phone sex?  I actually phone fuck my oldest grandson as well as fuck him in person. He is at summer camp for a month and I miss him so much. Our time apart has been much harder on me than I imagined.  I still have grand angels surrounding me for the summer, but he was the first grand baby that I fucked. He also has the biggest dick being the oldest grandson. Thanks to modern technology we can face time on our smart phones. He sneaks into the bathroom a few times a day for a quickie with his sexy granny. I jiggle my big tits at him. Spread my pussy lips for him, rub my clit. He strokes his big cock for me, shoots his boy jizz all over his phone. It is almost like he is titty fucking me. I wish smart phones existed when I was his age. I think about all the fun I could have had getting dirty with my brother and my uncle when I was away from them.  It is really pretty hot to see my grandson stroke his cock for me, even if it is in some rustic bathroom in the wilderness. We have been sexting and face timing so much, my pussy now gets wet when she hears his ring tone. As much fun as we are having sneaking around to get some hot face time together, mutual masturbation is never a replacement for actual fucking. Nothing feels better than a young boys’ batter being shot up inside your pussy. But until, his cock is in his granny’s cunt again, face time fun will have to do. I will just have to rub one out watching him show me how much his boy cock misses granny’s old snatch.

This Sexy Granny Loves P Men

sexy grannyThis sexy granny went to the public pool yesterday. Did you know that a community pool is a P man’s delight? I had my littlest granddaughter with me. She has a chubby little body, cherub face, sort of just waddles but looks so adorable in a little bikini. I have  50 GG breasts and she was getting all the attention. I seductively lathered her body up in sun tan lotion then walked her around the pool showing her off to the perverts. Men were getting whiplash snapping their heads to check out my little angel. When we sat back down, the vultures swooped in.  I love watching dirty old men compete for the attention of one of my little ones. I am pretty selective in regards to who I let molest my grand angels. I do love them after all. I settled on Bert. He was my age at least. Salt and peppered hair. Hairy chest, well tanned and toned. Very yummy to look at. I was going to enjoy watching him with my angel. His cock was big though.  The head poked through his swim trunks like an anaconda saying hello. I told my angel we were going to invite Mr. Bert to come use our pool. When we got home, I taught her how to pet his snake. His cock was throbbing as her little hands caressed his cock. Her eyes were wide as the sky. I had her kiss the head. At that moment Mr. Bert lost it. He shot a load of cum in her face that knocked her down. She giggled and said his pet snake spit on her. I watched as she licked off the snake spit. She made a yummy sound, bounced back up and asked for more. How could I say no? What Mr. Bert did to that little pussy of hers I can’t put in print, but trust me, if you are a P man, you would be so jealous.

GILF Phone Sex with a Sexy Granny

gilf phone sexGILF phone sex is hotter than phone sex with a MILF.  As a grandma I have more experience than a mother. Plus, I have two generations of brats that I have trained to fuck. I have my own army of fuck slaves. Six grown brats, and 7 not so grown grand brats. Think about it too. Fucking a hot GILF is taboo. Fucking your own mother is taboo too, but more commonplace than fucking your grandma. I bet if you told your friends that you wanted to fuck your granny, their mouths would fall open in disbelief.  But if your granny looks like me, they would so understand why you jack off to banging grandma. My oldest grandson told his friends he was fucking his grandma and they didn’t believe him. He showed them a picture of me. After they saw my big tits and curvy body, they wanted to fuck me too. The more the merrier in my opinion. I will gang bang all  the little boys in my neighbor. Those cocks are fucking machines at that age. Hard as a hammer and always full of cum. Last night I entertained the troops. My grandson wanted to have a pool party sleepover. Once his little friends saw me in my sexy bikini, their little dicks were hard. Rock hard. I’m a good granny to my grandsons and their friends. I tugged their little swim trunks off and blew them. Don’t worry, I didn’t contaminate the pool. I didn’t let a drop of cum hit the water. This sexy granny is a total cum whore, especially when it comes to that boy seed. I gobble up boy batter like it is my last meal on earth. I did those boys a service. Now they know what a great blowjob feels like. So who wants to visit grandma’s house now?

Grandma Phone Sex: Help an Old Broad Out

grandma phone sexEver fantasize about having grandma phone sex? I bet your granny would love your hard young cock. You would be doing her a favor by fucking her. Unless she looks like me. Then she would be doing you a favor. My grandsons are very popular at school because of me. All  their little friends want to hang out at my place because we have an in ground swimming pool and I wear a skimpy bikini showing off my big natural jugs. Young men love a sexy older woman with curves and big boobs. And GILFS like me, love you young boys. I am a sexy granny, but my options for sexual playmates are slim and few. Men my age have health issues that affect the pecker or are married. Men in their 30s and 40s are often going through their mid life crisis period and want a coed to fuck. So, that leaves you young ones with your perpetual hard ons to fuck old dirty whores like me. I never turn down a working dick, and no dick works better than a teen boy’s dick. I can man you up, teach you how to please the ladies while getting my old rocks off. Granny is waiting boys.

I have plenty of sexy grandma pics for you!

sexy grandma picsMy grandson is off to summer camp and I sure am going to miss him terribly! He asked me to make sure to send him lots of sexy grandma pics while he is gone so that he will have something to look at after lights out… now who could say no to that? Not this grandma right here, that’s for sure! I made sure to start taking some sexy pictures the day that he left so that he wouldn’t have to go a single day without looking at all my sexy pics! I do hope he was having fun masturbating to my pics… and even though this is probably wrong of me to say so… I hope that he shared my sexy pics with everyone in his cabin too! I love the idea of all those young boys jerking their little cocks while they think about a hot sexy granny like me, I know that if I was there I would be taking care of all of those hard dicks personally! God, wouldn’t that be amazing?? If I could go to camp with him and just do nothing but suck little cocks all day long and take turns fucking them all too. My pussy is dripping wet just thinking about it! I am going to have to see if I can set up a big sleepover for him when he gets back home, he can invite all of his camp buddies to come on over and have the wildest, sexiest night of their lives! This grandma loves young cock more than anything in the whole wide world so I am definitely going to have to make this happen very soon! Granny needs a gang bang from all those young boys, it will be the hottest night of my life, I just know it!

Incest Phone Sex Dirty Roleplays with a Sexy Granny

incest phone sexIncest phone sex calls are my favorite, especially when I get to role play about being an extra bad granny. I am a pretty naughty granny already. I started playing with my grand angels much earlier than I ever did with their parents. A lot has changed in the last 20 plus years. Little ones are sexualized much younger these days. My oldest grandson was telling me to show him my boobs before he was fully potty trained! My grand girls would rub their little bald slits in the bathtub before I even touched them. So the idea of making a special home movie with you and my grand angels gets me wet. I only have on grand girl with an intact hymen still. But, for the right price, she is all yours.  But trust me, I have several girls with very tight virgin asses still. And those girls that daddy beat you to the punch, I have been teaching them Cagle exercises so they keep their bald little snatches nice and tight. Of course, if you are black mailing me because you found my stash of sexy home movies, you can do whatever you want to any of my angels free of charge. The possibilities are endless with a dirty sexy granny like me.

They earned their beach trip!

gilf phone sexMy grands want a beach vacation this summer, they want me to rent a beach house and spend at least a week right on the ocean. Honestly it sounds heavenly but I can’t just give it to them, they have to earn their beach trip! I can’t spoil them rotten, it wouldn’t be fair so starting now they will be doing all kinds of things for grandma to earn their vacation. The very first thing they will be doing is crawling up between my legs and licking this pussy till I cum… I am tired of masturbating, I want sweet little lips and tongues on my juicy pussy. Then they will be entertaining some visitors for me, someone has to earn the money for this trip and it’s not going to be just me! I am going to rent out their sweet little pussies and tiny cocks and make them earn all the money we need… trust me they are going to love this trip even more if they earn it for themselves!

Grandma Phone Sex Fun

grandma phone sexHave you ever had grandma phone sex? I know it sounds weird at first. But keep in mind, all grandmas are nut hunched over, blue haired ladies who smell funny. I am a grandma. And guess what? All the young boys love me. Just like my sons loved me a few decades ago. My brats couldn’t wait to make me a grandma. In fact, they all wanted to give me more little ones to fuck. My oldest son loves watching me play with his brats. He is a work alcoholic, single dad. The only sex he really has is with his hand and his sexy mommy. My granddaughter is at the age his sister was when they started fucking. I have been grooming her for daddy. He needs a fuck buddy under his roof. There is no better fuck buddy for a man than his own daughter. Fucking a young tight girl for even a few minutes is like fucking a well used pussy like mine for a couple hours. I have been teaching her how to suck cock with her cousin’s dick. Now, her father has a bigger fuck toy than my grandson, but its always good to practice on a real cock than a dildo. Get young girls use to the taste of sperm. Her pussy is still tight, as is her ass. I want her daddy to be the only one enjoying the pleasure of those  tight holes. She is going to be the perfect partner for him. Daughters want to please their fathers more than mothers want to please their sons. I have schooled her in how to recognize when daddy needs an emergency blowjob too. What man doesn’t need a BJ after a tough day at work or while watching an intense game?  My son is going to be so surprised this weekend. We are going to Nashville Sunday and she is coming with us. I’m going to be there watching when he fucks his daughter for the first time. I can’t wait!

Dirty Sexy Granny Sammy

sexy grannySexy granny Samantha wanted a new expensive outfit this weekend. I don’t like my sons to know I sometimes have money troubles. Well, when you have cute granddaughters who will do anything for their sexy granny, you don’t really have money troubles. Not for long at least. I snapped a few sexy pictures of my young angels. Nothing illegal, just very provocative. Dirty pictures in the sense that for P men, such pictures will make their perverted cocks twitch. Just the reaction I wanted. Those pics were not on my Face Book account for more than 10 minutes when friends and friends of friends were filling my box in the bad way with requests to get to know my girls better. I sold Lilly and Rose to the highest bidders. Men go crazy for school girl pussy, so they will pay top dollar for the tightest little honey pots. The younger the better and more profitable.  I dressed the girls up for their special dates. Cute little matching sundresses  with cotton panties and little sandals. I took them to a local motel no tell, where I met Jim and Brad. Older men, in their 40s with big wallets to spoil young princesses with; well that is what I told my grand girls. They love presents. They have been well trained on how to get presents too. This sexy granny is no newbie to exploiting young ones. I got them each situated in the adjoining rooms, then opened the door between the rooms so I could come and go between  my two grand angels getting violated. Makes my pussy drip to watch them being so nice to strangers.  Means I raised them well. Lilly and Rose are good cock suckers for their ages too. Watching a little girl stretch her mouth out on your cock while wrapping her tiny hands around your shaft is just so hot. The best is seeing their little butt holes take your fuck sticks. By the time both men had creamed, my little angels had stretched out holes with man seed running out of them. Oh, and I had a few extra grand to buy that sexy outfit and spoil my grand babies. I was so horny from watching my little whores in action, I fucked my teen grandson as soon as we got home from the mall. I love being a dirty granny.

Did you know that we do text sessions too?

sexy grannyDid you know that we offer text sessions here too? It’s so easy to do too! All you have to do is text me on yahoo messenger my name there is Dirty.Bernadette, just give me a quick call to give me your information and verify your age and that is it! It’s perfect for when you want to get off but you can’t talk much because your wife is in the next room, or maybe you are an international caller that wants to get off without running up your phone bill, or maybe you are just shy. Whatever the reason is sweetheart, grandma can find a way to make you comfortable and happy and oh so satisfied. Why, just the other day I had a lovely text session with a boy that wanted to be my sweet little grandson. He was too shy to want a phone session but over text he really opened up to me! We had so much fun playing together and now he plans to do a text session with me every week! I swear baby boy, you are going to have so much fun with grandma!