Category: Sexy granny

The Kink in Kinky Phone Sex is Me

kinky phone sexI put the Kink in kinky phone sex this weekend. I had a Memorial Day cookout yesterday. All my sons and daughters and their sons and daughters were in attendance, as was my brother. He lives in Washington, but he comes to visit several times a year. He is a computer software geek and always brings us the latest technology and games. The grand angels love when he visits. I do too, but for very different reasons. My brother has a huge cock and it has always been underserved because my brother says no other woman could handle him like his sister. He may be right, but he needs more than sister fucking in his life, especially since he lives so far away. He brought everyone some new gadget, but for me he brought something special. A sex machine that I ride like a horse. Think of a mechanical bull with a big ass dildo on the seat. He told me it was for when I get lonely and start missing his big dick. I stay busy fucking the grand angels and my sons, but none of them have a cock like my brother. I lost my virginity to him. No one has ever compared to his albino snake dick. He is a freak of nature because no one expects a nerdy white guy to be packing that much meat in his khaki pants.  All the littles even a few of the bigs wanted me to test out my new toy. I was happy to give them a sex show. Not like they have not seen this sexy granny masturbating before.  The attachment was 10 inches and thick. It had smaller attachments, but my brother wanted me to think of him. I didn’t last long riding that hung bronco. I can last longer on a mechanical bull. My brother clocked me at 53 seconds before I was a hot squirting mess. Clearly, I am going to need lots of practice on this special gadget.  Good thing no one in the family objects to watching me train.

Sexy GILF Samantha

sexy gilfBeing a sexy GILF can be exhausting. I am always in such high demand with my grandsons and his friends. Last night, was a bit different. My oldest granddaughter brought home a couple school girl friends. They were extremely cute and precocious. One little girl asked to see my boobs. She was blunt. Not that I mind showing my boobs. Anyone who knows me, knows I am an exhibitionist. I asked her why she wanted to see my boobs. The little bitch wanted to see if they were real. She has a lot to learn. Boobs don’t move like mine, nor do they hang like mine if they are silicone. She dared me to prove it. I wasn’t sure if she was being a little bitch or was just trying to see my sexy granny jugs. I made her show me her little bald pussy. She cocked her head to the side like she was pondering what to do. I pulled out my boobs and her eyes got huge. She said, “holy crap.” I was like I showed you mine, now show me yours. My granddaughter told her it was only fair. She did it. She had on cute pink cotton panties with little hearts on them. She was sexually curious. Many girls are at her age. I licked her pussy.  She was asking for it. She didn’t seem to mind the sensation. She tasted like pink cotton candy. My granddaughter told her she was lucky to have her pussy licked for the first time by me. There was a third little girl with us who felt neglected, so I ate her pussy too. I told them all they might get big boobs like me one day, but for now they should be proud of their flat chests and bald kitties because old perverts like me and you want to enjoy them as long as we can.

Extreme Ageplay Phone Sex

ageplay phone sexI love extreme ageplay phone sex calls. Guys ask me all the time if I have limits. The answer will always be no. I am on a learning curve.  I may have been late to the P game with my offspring, but I am early to the game with my grand angels. I have two grands that are in their teens, but the rest are super young and super cute. Have you ever licked a bald cunt? I am not talking barely legal either. I’m talking orange jumpsuit young. When they are super young you can just lift them above your head and lick a bald slit or suck on a little hairless pee pee. The younger they are, the more forbidden the fruit, which makes it so much tastier. Do you fantasize about young pussy or dick? I never did until I became a sexy granny. My brood was in their teens when we first started engaging in family fun. The older I get, the kinkier I have become. I won’t turn away a teen cock. I still fuck my sons and daughters even though they are adults now; but there is something so alluring about a tiny puss and a little nub. I have gone from a dirty mommy to a P granny since having all these little ones running around. Now, if I only had an adult male companion to share in the fun.

It was too nice to stay inside

cougar phone sexIt was way too beautiful a day for me to stay inside yesterday so I spent half the day out back. I started off gardening and just kind of hanging out but then I noticed the neighbor’s teenage son was staring at me. He was watching every move I made and it was starting to turn me on so I figured I should give him a little show. I pulled of my top and saw his eyes go wide, he was shocked but obviously excited so I slipped off my shorts too and laid back in the grass to rub my juicy cunt. I was lost in it and not paying attention when I suddenly realized that there was shadow falling over me. It turns out that he was so excited watching me that he had to come over and fuck me too! Mmmm that young cock was amazing, he made me cus so hard!I will definitely have to do this again!

Sexy Granny End of School Fuck Fest

sexy grannyThis sexy granny knows how to have fun. Friday was the last day of school for my grand angels. I decided that they should spend the weekend with me, so we could start the summer off with a bang. It has been hot as fuck too. We went from winter to summer overnight. It has not even been 24 hours and I have been fucking close to non-stop. My oldest grandson is a sex machine. Better than a sex machine because he can fill me up with cum. His cousins try to compete but no can compete with a teen boy when it comes to fucking. Older men may have the stamina and skills to please a woman, but their dicks will never be as hard as a teen boy nor will their balls ever be as full of cum. And younger boys don’t have the dick size to compete. They just enjoy watching and hearing that they will have hammers for dicks in a few more years. It was an orgy fest this weekend, and it is not over yet. Today we broke in the pool for the summer. I blew some boy dicks underwater and even fucked on the ladder. The grandgirls join us later tonight. I cannot neglect their little pussies. I love little dicks and pussies, but sometimes sexy grandmas just need quality time with the boys first.

A Sexy Gilf is the Preferred Choice of Men

sexy gilfBeing a sexy GILF has its benefits. I can go anywhere and command attention. I know young coeds think they are the shit, but most men will take a mature woman with experience over an inexperienced young girl any day. My youngest son is in college. He is my only son with no brats of his own yet. He goes to college nearby, so he comes home frequently for some mommy love. Over the weekend, he brought home a college coed. They aren’t dating, but they fuck. It is a friends with benefits relationship. She is a daddy’s girl, so she understands incest sex and approves of the lifestyle. She is a stuck up little twat, however. A self entitled daddy’s girl who thinks she rules the world with a bald little pussy and tight fuck holes. She insisted if we were at the mall together, every man, even the ones younger than her, would prefer her to me. I took that has a challenge. We went to the mall to test her theory. She lost big time. Her ego took a pounding when more guys approached me and turned their heads to look at my big bouncy 44 EE boobs swing as I walked by. Sure, she is a pretty girl, but she has no tits and no ass and an attitude that she is better than other women. Men don’t like bitches. She had a bruised ego, but she would not admit that for many men, mature sexy women are the better choice. My son and I showed her by fucking in front of her. I had moves she’d never heard of. I made my son cum in a fraction of the time that her hot teen pussy or mouth ever could. Doubt I will be seeing her again soon. Sore loser. She left our place in a huff to go back to her sorority house. She was out of her league with me.

Family Fucking Girl’s Night

family fuckingFamily fucking is the best. I find as many chances as I can to enjoy as many family members at once. Mini family orgies are hot, but few are far between sadly. I had a threesome last weekend with two of my boys. During the middle of the week, I entertained a few grand boys together. Last night, was all about my girls. I have missed my daughters.  I had a rare night where all three of my girls spent the night. In fact, we called it a girl’s night. We gave each other pedicures and sensual massages. We had food delivered, so no one had to cook. We drank wine in the hot tub and reminisced about when they were school girls. Two of them are married now, but all three have made me a sexy granny. Having little ones makes it more difficult to have quality girl time. We don’t need wine to get kinky like some folks. We just like having a buzz occasionally. We had some Sapphic love in my California queen bed. I forgot how good their pussies tasted, but I could never forget how well they eat their mommy’s cunt. We had multiple orgasms just from our tongues. When I brought out the strap-ons, we had hot squirting pussies too. I enjoyed the train we had going on. At one point, my oldest granddaughter came home unexpectedly from a party. She was jelly and wanted to join the girl’s night. How could I leave her out? I put a strap on device on her and she ended up fucking her grandma’s pussy. She was the addition we needed to make it a full circle of fucking. We may not get many girl’s nights like we used to, but when we do, they are legendary. I am still masturbating reliving every hot moment of mommy sex I had with my girls last night.

Sexy Granny Samantha Missed Her Grand Angels

sexy grannySexy granny Sammy has been enjoying the little ones this week. I was away from them for several days while I was having fun at a festival with two of my boys. Although it is nice to get out of dodge sometimes, it does make me miss those little dicks and pussies. I miss my callers too. I have been talking dirty and eating bald slits and fucking boy dick since I recuperated. I am no spring chicken, but I bounce back quickly once I start ingesting that boy seed. That magic protein sauce is better than a B12 shot. My teen grandson came over the second day I was home. He said his cock has been aching for me. Apparently, his mommy doesn’t suck his dick like I do. She is my daughter in law and that doesn’t surprise me. She is not a good dick sucker period. My son always complains about her too. When you have an incest sex lifestyle, it can be hard to find women to marry who will accept that you fuck your mommy and play with your nieces or encourages you to do it. Women as open to the family way as me are few and far between. I have been engaging in one form of incest or another almost all my life.  I told my grandson I would take care of him. We spent the entire evening taking care of his horny underserved dick until his nuts were drained completely in me and on me. I was not fully recovered when we engaged in our marathon fuck but once I tasted that first load of boy jizz I felt like a new woman. They need to bottle up boy cum and give it to old broads like me because after one load I felt like I could run a marathon.

Sexy Grandmas and Teen Boys

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas were out last night. Don’t laugh at me. Remember, I am almost 60. I went to a Rick Astley concert last night. My girlfriends, fellow grannies, went with me. My offspring and my grand angels were like who is that? None of them were alive in the 80s, so I understood. Now, I was expecting a cheesy concert filled with women my age and older. I was pleasantly surprised when I was sitting next to some high school boys who looked like they stepped out of a Glee episode. They knew all the songs that were twice their age, if not more. At first, I thought they must be gay boys, but when they dropped their jaws at my big bouncy granny knockers, I knew differently. These boys were just raised by a mommy or sexy granny who grew up in the 80s. At one point, I noticed a sizable boner in the one boy’s pants. Now it could have been that the boner was for Rick Astley. I mean the guy still looked great. But when I lifted my tee shirt and showed him my boobs, he creamed his jeans. Not gay. Just a normal red blooded teen boy. My sexy grannies and I decided to get a hotel for the night instead of driving  the 2 hour trip back home. You know where I am going with this don’t you? We picked up high school boys at a Rick Astley concert. Not a likely place to troll for teen boys, but they were there, and we were horny. We were gang banging grannies by 11pm. It was GILFs gone wild. I was smoking a joint one of the Glee boys gave me, bent over a couch, looking out over the city, getting fucked in the ass by a teen boy. It was like being at home. I tell you this. I will never listen to Together Forever again without thinking of those high school studs.

Mommy Phone Sex Never Gets Old

mommy phone sexMommy phone sex is what I signed up for when I started my phone sex career. Now, I have grand angels, so it is natural that I enjoy being a phone sex granny too. I don’t have the chance to fuck my sons as much as I once did. That is why I make sure to have a special weekend once a month with each of my boys, my daughters too. We plan a trip to a nearby city where we can be public with our romance and no one knows we are related. Next weekend, my youngest and oldest sons will be with me at a rock festival in North Carolina. I will look like a cougar with two young studs, not the dirty mommy I really am. I am so excited because we have a big king suite hotel with a jacuzzi tub reserved. As much as I love my grand angels, the boys hog the pussy of their sexy granny.  I love boy dick, but my pussy longs for my sons’ cocks still. Last time we did a family get away like this we had a blast. We partied and fucked and enjoyed some concerts together without a care in the world. I love fucking my sons and my grandsons, but my grandsons are too young for me to kiss all over in public without raising eyebrows. My sons, however, won’t get me arrested if I blow them at a rock festival. Hell, last year, we got so drunk, we fucked behind the port a potties. We had some onlookers which made it hotter. My sons got some high fives for getting milf pussy. No one had a clue that the boys were getting mommy pussy. Our trip is still a week away, but I can’t wait to be public with my sons once again. I bet if you are a P man, you can share in my excitement for being able to be public with my sons.