Category: Sexy granny

Sexy Grandmas Love to Pump Those Little Holes with Tongues and Fingers

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas might be the horniest women alive. The things that worried us when we were younger, we no longer worry about. We cannot get pregnant. And we accept our naked bodies. When I was younger, I constantly dieted and worked out to keep a perfect body. Now I accept the fact that my breast sag and I put on a few extra pounds. And I don’t care if you see me naked.

So, I can enjoy fucking. And I can enjoy fucking my family. I’ve gone down the rabbit hole of incest over the years. Went from a more sexually reserved woman who did not feel like this might be the right path to go down with my sons to somebody who cannot get enough incest sex. And somebody who doesn’t really care about age. I get older and my partners get younger. Plus, I just become less inhibited with age like most women do.

Last night, my oldest granddaughter came by to visit me. She wanted some quality time with her favorite grandma. Horny, teenage girl. Daddy’s girl. And mommy’s girl too. And last night, grandma’s girl too. I love when she comes to visit me. However, this visit came as a surprise to me. And I had company. My Johnny pumper boy stopped by to pump some little pussies and some little butts.

Uncle Johnny Loves to Pump Pump Tiny Little Holes

Plus, a lot of my other grand angels were there too. And they wanted to play with Uncle Johnny. Sort of a belated Easter gift with little girls and boys. Johnny bought a bunch of candy and some of those plastic blowup bunny rabbits. So, things got a little kinky in the bedroom. Johnny loves to pump pump pump little pussies and little asses. And he even humped a few bunny rabbits.

Johnny will put his cock into whatever hole appears open. And my brood loves Uncle Johnny. They put their little butts and pussies in the air and beg Uncle Johnny to go pump pump pump inside of them. And Johnny does just that. This felt like a kinky phone sex scenario. Most of my grand angels and Uncle Johnny along with some plastic blowup bunny rabbits participated in a post Easter orgy in granny’s bed.

Johnny pumped us full of cum too. The boys and the girls looked filled to the brim. But you would fill up some tiny little tight holes too if you had a chance. Not everybody is as lucky as Uncle Johnny to know a perverted grandma like me.

Johnny knows he’s lucky to have me in his life. I will share my grand angels with him any day. He gives them all equal love. But at a certain age from behind cannot tell the difference in genders. They’re all young and smooth with bubble butts and no hair. And tight little holes. So, what are you waiting for. Do you want to go pump pump pump inside a tight little hole?

Ageplay Phone Sex is Something a Dirty Granny Loves

ageplay phone sexIt should not be a secret that I love ageplay phone sex. The older I become, the younger, my playmates become. As the matriarch of this big incestuous family, I no longer need to be the one birthing the little ones. Before long, I imagine, I will be a great great grandma. And I love knowing that this family will continue producing more generations of incest lovers.

We held a big family fest yesterday for Easter. Although I do not consider us religious, we still honor the tradition for the littlest ones of the family with Easter baskets and an Easter egg hunt. Plus, a huge brunch thanks to grandma. I can cook a big spread when I need to.

So yesterday morning, began with little grand angels searching for Easter eggs, and their Easter baskets. I just love seeing my youngest granddaughters in their cute little Easter dresses. For those of you who do go to church I don’t know how you restrain yourself. My mind would be racing thinking about those sweet, bald cunts and those cute hairless dicks. Perhaps there’s a reason I stay away from churches.

We enjoyed a family fucking orgy yesterday. And most of the grand angels joined in. I love playing with candy. I taught everybody in the family how to eat pussy with candy inside of my cunt. And I taught the girls how to suck cock with something sweet like chocolate syrup or honey on their dicks. When we enjoy quality family time things usually end up messy. But not like drama messy. More like dirty fun messy.

This Dirty Granny Loves Eating Cute Little Easter Baskets

My youngest granddaughters wanted to put Peeps inside my peep. So, the warmth of grandma‘s pussy made all that sweet sugar melt. My pussy flowed like a candy river in Willy Wonka, and the Chocolate Factory. But I enjoy little mouths between my legs lapping up that sweet candy river.

 I even put some M&Ms and things like that inside my pussy and inside their pussies too. Makes us a lot more eager to eat pussy and suck cock with candy. And don’t get me wrong. This kinky family loves oral sex. We don’t need the candy for that, but it always makes for a hotter time.

This sexy granny enjoyed Easter. I can still smell sweet young Easter baskets on my face. My pussy still feels messy from both candy and cum. We enjoyed some quality family time. And the bigger my family gets the more we struggle to get everybody together at one time. But we make it happen. Because a family that plays together stays together.

Sexy Mommy Samantha Enjoys Kinky Family Fun

sexy mommyI am still a sexy mommy. And I make sure my offspring get as much mommy loving as they want. My oldest daughter wanted some mommy love. So, I took her to Nashville with me. Originally my plan was to go up to Nashville and see my grandson and my son while attending a concert at the Ryman auditorium. But I got an extra ticket for my daughter and she joined us.

So, I spent the night in a different city. You might have noticed I was not available much this week. That’s because I went to Nashville to enjoy fucking my grandson, my son and my oldest daughter. My oldest grandson attends Vanderbilt university. My youngest son lives in Nashville because he got a job there after college. And I brought my daughter who lives in Kentucky with me along for the ride.

Everybody indulged me a jazz concert. Herb Albert, and Tijuana brass. I grew up listening to them. After the show, the four of us fell into this little dive bar on one of the side roads called The Cellar. One of the few bars that did not specialize in country music. A great jukebox played classic rock ‘n’ roll. Dart boards and pool tables too. On Tuesday night, the bar did not seem crowded at all. And nobody knew we shared blood.

Little Trips with Family Equal Lots of Family Fun

Nobody would guess that we would leave the bar tipsy and go back to my son‘s place to enjoy incest sex. I got a little liquored up. I’m a weed girl so I don’t drink a lot of booze. However, I drank four ciders that night. I can be a sloppy drunk. Which is why I only drink with family because I know they will take care of me in more ways than one. When we finally ended up back at my son’s place, I felt horny. Well hornier.

Although I did feel drunk, a woman never gets too drunk to fuck. And I never feel too drunk to fuck my family. I ate my daughter ‘s pussy while my son and grandson fucked me from behind. My son and grandson took turns fucking me while I ate my daughter’s wet pussy. We all ended up sucking cock and eating pussy. It felt like a great family fucking night. I felt hungover the next day. However, a headache seems worth it to enjoy a great night with my oldest daughter, my youngest son and my oldest grandson.

Family Fun Phone Sex is The Best Because I Get to Play with Everyone

family fun phone sexFamily fun phone sex is my specialty. When I first started enjoying family fun it was just me, my son and my daughter. But my family grew bigger. My nephew, my younger husband and my stepson enjoy fucking me too. Plus, I keep my eye on my two little grand angels. I do enjoy some kinky fun with them sometimes too.

Most people who meet me would never suspect what a dirty mommy I am. I look younger than I am. And I certainly fuck younger than I am. But I do enjoy fucking anybody I share DNA with. Sometimes, I pinch myself because it feels like a dream. The once good doting Mormon wife no longer exists. Now I am a mommy sex whore who can never get enough family cock. Or family pussy. But my family will say the same thing about me too.

This Mommy Takes Care of Everyone in the Family

My daughter needed me last night. She gets in these moods sometimes and just needs her mommy to give her some love. Sometimes she needs her sweet, loving mommy to make her day better. Other times, she needs a more dominant mommy who will put on a strap on and fuck her silly.

And that appeared to be what she wanted last night. Mommy to fuck her tight holes without any mercy. So, I helped her out. I put on my big strap on dildo and fucked her pussy likely harder than her brother even fucks her pussy. I am a sexy switch mommy. So, I can fuck her sweetly or savagely.

This sexy mommy still has some moves. I fucked my daughter’s pussy and ass with that strap on, and she came so hard many times. I’m just a family whore. I’ll fuck anybody in the family. And I will make them cum harder than anybody else can too. My family still needs me. I’m grateful for that.

Kinky Phone Sex Turns You on When Fucking Yolanda For HOURS

Kinky Phone SexNow you’re older, and that look you give me? Mmm… it’s not so innocent anymore. You don’t even try to hide it like you used to. I see the way your eyes drag over me, the way your voice changes when you say my name. That tension between us has been building, thick and heavy, just waiting for the right moment to snap.

And when you finally get me on the phone, I don’t make it easy for you. I let my voice drop low, let it wrap around you slowly. That’s when kinky phone sex creeps into your mind, because you already know I’m not the kind of woman who plays nice. I like control… I like knowing exactly what I’m doing to you without even having to touch you.

You start talking, trying to keep it together, but I can hear you slipping. Every word I say pulls you deeper, makes your thoughts dirtier, heavier. I tease you just enough to keep you hooked, letting you imagine what it would be like to really have me all to yourself for hours. Not rushed… not soft… just intense, steady energy that doesn’t let up.

You like the way my soft hands FEELS on your dick when I’m pulling and tugging on your balls, while deep throating your cock ALL THE WAY until your heavy balls touch my wet chin. I’m stroking you with slow motions while spit is dripping from my juicy fat lips down to my plump breast.

I know what you like. I know how far I can push you before you lose that composure you’re trying so hard to keep. That’s my favorite part… breaking you down slowly, making you crave more of me with every second that passes. You don’t want quick… you want long, drawn-out moments where I stay right there in your head, taking control without asking.

And baby, I don’t stop. I keep you right where I want you, riding that edge, completely wrapped up in my voice, my presence, my energy. Hours could go by and you wouldn’t even notice… because once I’ve got you like this, there’s no rushing me. I take my time, and you love every second of it.

By the time I’m done with you, you’re hooked in a way you didn’t expect. Not just on the feeling… but on me. The way I talk, the way I tease, the way I make you lose control without even trying too hard. And deep down, you already know… you’re coming right back to your favorite auntie for more.

Sexy Grandmas Get Hornier with Age

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas just get hornier with age. I know I do. The more I play with my grand angels and my offspring, the more I want. So, I become a drunk man needing the hair of the dog that bit him the night before. The more you get the more you want. And luckily my family appears large. Six offspring and nine grand angels.

My youngest grand angel appears to just be learning how to walk around. Cute boy but still wears diapers. And we are trying to potty train him. I got to hang out with him all weekend. My daughter and her husband wanted to take an anniversary weekend. So, I got to watch my middle granddaughter and my youngest grandson over the weekend. And this sexy granny enjoyed every moment of it.

Although my youngest grandson just has a little tiny dick, and it can’t fuck me, I can still play with it. I can still kiss it and suck it. And apparently, I can even make it a little stiff. I’d lift him up in the air like The Lion King. Then I would bring him back down and lick on his little balls and his little dick. It made him giggle. Plus, it made him give me a little squirt.

Being a Dirty Granny Keeps Me Young at Heart

So, every time I bathed him or changed his diaper, I made sure to kiss his little hairless pee pee and balls. At one point during the weekend, I even pretended to be a wet nurse and let him suck from my big bosom. But no milk in my titties anymore. However, he did not seem to care. So, he just might grow up to be a tit man like my sons and my other grandsons. It’s hard not to be a tit man around somebody with natural 44 triple EEEs.

My granddaughter might be a tit woman too. She saw me nursing her brother and wanted to get up on granny ‘s lap and suck on her other tit. Made me feel like I did have big lactating tits again. I rubbed her little kitty every time she got on my lap to suck on my boob. Just the sensation of breast-feeding again worked me up. I love being a dirty granny.

So, I did not get fucked this weekend unless you count my dildo. But I still enjoyed an amazing time. My granddaughter and I licked each other ‘s pussies many times. I sucked a little hairless dick. And I breast fed my youngest grandson and one of my granddaughters. I love my kinky family. I get older, they get younger and we enjoy our time together.

No One is Too Young for Incest Phone Sex in My Family

incest phone sexIt’s no secret that I love incest phone sex. When I started in this industry, my incest experience seemed limited to my brother and my offspring. But I’m a dirty granny too. Although I had a couple grand angels when I started, they appeared too young for me. Now, I don’t think anybody’s too young for me.

With every new grand angel we welcome into the family, I start younger. I’ve learned that I can lick the youngest bald pussy and suck the youngest hairless cock, even if they cannot do much for me yet. As a mature woman who delivered six offspring naturally, my pussy does not feel tight enough for a pinky dick. But don’t get me wrong. I will suck a cock too small for my pussy.

I never talk about my youngest grandson too much. But that’s because he does not have much to give this sexy granny yet. However, I still enjoy sucking that little dick. I babysat him yesterday as his regular sitter had a family emergency. Granny never minds being the back up, but I felt super horny yesterday. And I saw that cute little dick and those smooth little balls as I changed his diaper. I couldn’t help myself. So, I lifted him in the air and sucked on that little pee pee and balls.

No One is Too Young For Granny

He felt so smooth in my mouth. But I felt it getting stiffer. Not big enough to fuck me. He must wait several years for that. However, I can give him a piss orgasm with my mouth. Lick his little parts and feel like a dirty granny. I don’t mind the taste of a young one’s pee. It’s sort of sweet. Not at all like the taste of adult urine. He giggled and cooed as I licked all around his little boy parts. His little legs twitched, and eventually he just peed right down the back of my throat.

That’s the closest I will get to an orgasm from him for a while. But I’m OK with that. I enjoy knowing that I made him feel good. It made me feel good. Of course, I masturbated my pussy as I sucked on his little hairless cock and balls. I know one day he will join the family fucking in full swing. But until then, I will continue to enjoy the littlest member of the family. I’m just grooming him to be granny‘s new fuck doll.

Mommy Sex Weekends with My Offspring are My Favorite

mommy sexI enjoyed a mommy sex weekend. Not only did my youngest son come stay with me for the weekend because he missed his mommy, but all my offspring paid me a visit too. Not my birthday. It’s not even Mother’s Day. Everybody missed me and I always miss my offspring.

So, Friday, when my youngest son arrived, we started fucking. And we enjoyed ourselves too. But what I didn’t realize was that my son texted his siblings to visit him at my place. And that gave me access to all six of my offspring in one weekend. That usually only happens during special occasions.

We love family fucking. But when your offspring grow up, get married, start families and start careers, it becomes more challenging to find time like we did this weekend. As much as I wanted an old-fashioned family orgy, I settled for two or three offspring at a time.

My son needed to leave this morning to go back to Nashville for work. However, he fucked me with my oldest son before hitting the road. My oldest son stopped by on Saturday and tag teamed mommy with his baby brother. However, he decided he needed more of mommy ‘s pussy before he started work today. When he arrived, he found me on the couch riding his baby brother’s hard cock. So, joined us.

Weekends Full of Family  Fun are the Best Weekends to Me

My oldest son fucked my pussy while his brother fucked my ass. And they made a sexy mommy sandwich out of me. First, they pumped me full of cum at the same time. Perfect timing because my oldest daughter stopped by. Now she came over Friday night and ate my pussy while her baby brother fucked me. And she wanted more too.

I don’t think anybody likes Mondays. I never mind working on Mondays because I have the best job ever. My offspring, however, often dread Mondays like the average working American does. But I think I started everybody’s day off better with some mommy pussy. Two sons fucked me before leaving for work. And a daughter cleaned up their mess before she left for work too.

Perhaps this Monday, I do dread because everybody left to go to work, leaving me alone again. However, I do have my horny phone boys to keep me company today. And a promise from some of my other offspring that they will visit me tonight too.

Sometimes, Mommy Phone Sex is For My Daughters Too

mommy phone sexWhen I started in this business, I only did mommy phone sex. Back then I only had two grandsons and they were both super young. But now with eight grand angels, I enjoy a lot of grandma calls too. Some guys want to be my grandson so they can fuck their busty grandma. And others just want to be my close friend so they can play with my little ones. Either works for me.

This morning, I planned on being productive before I started my shift. And although I didn’t get my laundry list taken care of, I did experience several earth shattering or orgasms thanks to my oldest daughter. She stopped by on her way to work this morning. I think she just needed her mommy. Although I feel close to all my offspring, I never see my daughters enough. One of the reasons I started date night getaways with all my offspring was to provide us with some quality time alone together.

My daughter seemed stressed out. Although she does have a mild anxiety disorder, she copes well with the stress of her job and the stress of life. I think this morning she just wanted to let mommy make it all feel better. So, I stripped her naked and laid her on my bed. She needed mommy sex. And I need a daughter time. Perfect timing for her to show up.

This Horny Granny and Mommy Takes Care of The Girls in the Family Too

I think I licked every inch of her body, making sure I spent ample time on her puffy hard nipples and her engorged clit. I will lick the alphabet on any of my daughters’ or my granddaughters’ pussies. Consider me a bisexual grandma. I eat pussy and I suck cock. Can you blame me. With three sons and three daughters and a mix of grand angels, I can’t focus solely on those hard cocks when sweet pussies eagerly await me too.

For 30 minutes, I worshiped my daughter ‘s pussy. The pussy I helped create. The pussy I bore from my own pussy. And I buried my head between her legs until her juices glistened my entire face. Eventually, I let her get a few licks on the pussy that gave her life too. Although I did cum, I put my focus on my baby girl. She needed me. And I needed to make her feel good.

According to her, I made her feel so much better. Now she felt ready to tackle an important work meeting that stressed her out. Sometimes a girl, even an adult girl, still needs her mom ‘s love. And I may be just one mortal woman, but I will take care of all six of my offspring and all eight of my grand angels whenever they need. Enjoying a family fucking lifestyle means taking care of each other. And I will take care of anyone in my family anytime and anywhere.

Sexy Granny Victoria Grooms the Little Members for the Family Fun

sexy grannyI love being a sexy granny. Although I struggled with it once, I now embrace it. My grandson and granddaughter appear to be growing like weeds. And I love it. The older they get the more fun I enjoy with them. They attend public school. However, school got canceled yesterday because of ice on the roads. It melted later in the afternoon, but the little ones received another snow day.

So, my daughter dropped them off for me to babysit since she and my son both needed to work. I have a dirty confession to share with you. Perhaps you might think of me as deviant once I tell you this. But I enjoy masturbating in front of them. Plus, I love being naked in front of them too. I sat them on the couch and gave them an anatomy lesson. I do not think a little one can ever be too young to learn about the human body.

A lot of my callers help me with the grooming process. At least help me learn about what to do. My son and daughter started fucking as teenagers and when I found out, they brought me into their fun. If it wasn’t for their horny teen hormones, I wouldn’t be a dirty sexy mommy. Or a dirty granny.

A Dirty Granny Grooms the Little Ones for the Family Fun

But this job taught me that tiny mouths seem eager to please. So, after I stripped, I grabbed the little honey bear and dripped honey down my pussy. I counted on their sweet teeth kicking in. They started lapping at my pussy like junkies needing a fix. They might end up with a sugar high, but it tricked them into eating their grandma ‘s pussy. How hot is that? My son and daughter know that I’m grooming the little ones to join the family fun soon. And this seems like a good place to start with the grooming.

I even poured the honey on my grandson ‘s tiny dick and down my granddaughter ‘s perfect clam slit. And I took a few licks and nibbles for myself. Most of the day we spent naked. Of course, we watched Disney movies and played games too. But mostly, I groomed them for a future full of incest sex.

I can’t wait for my grandson ‘s cock to get a little bit bigger. Then I’ll be able to let him hump me properly. I think our next sex education lesson will include me showing my granddaughter how to lick her brother’s balls and cock. What do you guys think my next grooming lesson should include?