Category: Sexy grandmas

We’re ready for Santa!

gilf phone sexI am loving this time of year, the little ones are expecting the good old Saint Nicholas to come out and give them presents, so I am most certainly having a fun time as Grammy playing along and getting ready for Santa! I am sure Santa will be coming to tell me that this year I made it onto the naughty list, without a doubt. I know I sure have been a ho ho ho, but most of all I’ve been oh so naughty, and extra fucking dirty with my girls, my little ones. Teaching them that Santa still does cum over and give all  types of presents for the year, the best one of all is Santa’s big pole he has in his pants. I love when he comes over and shows them that making the naughty list is good! Grammy loves to help them be oh so naughty, bad little babes they sure are! They love all the white stuff that comes from Santa’s pole, I tell them if they want to be extra good, they gotta lick it all up! Normally at this point all Grammy can hear is the slurping of some very excited little ones!
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Happy Black Friday, Bitches

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Watching all of the bitches running off to Black Friday sales, leaving their men home alone and horny. Makes it easy for a slut like me to step up and take over. I decided to walk over to my next door neighbors house after I saw his wife and her family leave to go shopping. He answered the door in his boxers and his eyes almost bugged out, seeing me there in a short skirt, thigh highs, and much cleavage on display. He invited me in, offering me a drink. I could tell that he was lonely and neglected. I placed my hand on his thigh as we talked and could see the bulge grow in his boxers. “Jim, when was your last blow-job.” I laughed. He blushed, all embarrassed. “That long?” I said, taking his cock outta his shorts. He didn’t even try to stop me. I took his purple headed beast into my mouth as he reached into my hair, urging me to take more. I licked his big hairy balls and swirled my tongue around the head of his cock. It took him minutes to blow his load into the back of my throat. He was gasping heavily as I stood up to leave. “Next time, I’ll show you these.” I lifted my shirt to reveal my huge tit and saw him lick his lips. “Or maybe if you can handle it, I’ll give you some of this.” I revealed my hairy cunt. I smiled at him and I was gone.
Now, I’m back in my living room, drinking a glass of wine, watching these idiots on TV. The moral of my story: Don’t leave your leftovers sitting out cause some other slut might think they are a buffet and help herself. I know Jim is having a very Happy Thanksgiving. I can’t wait to feel his big dick penetrating my hairy cunt. You keep on shopping, bitch. Your leftovers were a feast for me!!! And now it’s time for my grandbrats to come over. And granny is sooooo horny.

Finally time for fall!

grandma phone sexFinally it’s time for fall! I’ve been waiting all year for this, besides summer, this is the most time I get to spend with my little ones, giving them all the attention they need. The schools are closed for the holidays, so the little brats are at my house – and they need lots and lots of attention. They need to have their daily lessons still – my way of course. There’s so many things they need to learn that they for some reason don’t teach in school, well I am more than happy to help with these lessons. No holiday break for them! It’s okay though – they love all the attention they get from me. I kiss them all over to show them how much I love them, and that soft sweet skin. They love that part, I have to warm them up for when I spread those tiny little ass cheeks for my toys to work their way in there. Because, one day soon, something much bigger is going to be fucking those tiny asses and it’s going to hurt a lot more than all my dildos and strap ons. They can whine all they want though, part of being an adult is getting what I want and doing whatever I want. They’ll get used to it and love it soon, I know deep down they’re all sluts just like me!

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Grandma phone sex is on twitter too!

grandma phone sexAt my age writing these blogs is hard enough, but I do it because it brings me tons of grandma phone sex. These young studs read my blogs and have no choice but to call me and get their dick wet! Ha, well when one of these sweet young ones told I could find even more smooth cock and full balls on twitter. That being said, I’ve been working hard on being the Grandma on twitter. It’s not easy but I sure do find tons of young willing cock there! It’s worth the work of figuring out the ways of social media… for a chance to drain yet another pair of sweet tight balls into my mouth or cunt. Oh yeah, this grandma would do anything! That fresh skin, just at drinking age for me is how I like it! They still don’t exactly know how to handle their cock so I get to give them the best lesson in town. They can practice on me as much as they want, and I am sure to practice on them. No one sucks that young fresh cock like I do!!!

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Sexy Granny Samantha Loves Fall Play Dates

Sexy grannyAs a sexy granny, I enjoy the Fall season. Sure, it’s cooler out and the grand angels cannot swim naked in the pool giving this dirty granny some flick her bean material. However, the cooler weather combined with less daylight, means hot tub time. I had a special “date” with my young teen grandson yesterday. He is learning how to drive, so we began our time with a drive in the country. It was a lovely Indian Summer day. We practiced distraction driving. I jacked his young cock while he drove to test his ability to stay focused on the road. I was so proud of him. He kept an erection while keeping his eyes on the road. A few more years, he will be able to steer with his hard on. Lucky me!

Then, we enjoyed the new Bond film. We were like a horny teen couple groping each other in the back of the theater. He fingered my pussy while I stroked his dick for almost three hours. I lost count of how many times he made me cum with his strong fingers. In a dark crowded theater, no one paid us a bit of attention. We ended the night in the hot tub, fucking and watching “The Walking Dead.” His young throbbing hairless cock pounded my pussy as we watched Rick Grimes and his crew fight off an army of the undead. It is my grandson’s favorite television show, so of course I am happy to share him with zombies.

Fall just means I have dates with my grand angels and my own offspring indoors. I can find lots of creative sexy fun for us inside. Soon it will be cool enough to fuck by the fire. I can’t wait! How do you want to spend your time at grandma’s house?

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Grandma Phone Sex: Lending a Helping Hand to the Family Fucking

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is so much fun. I have 7 grand angels in various stages of family fucking that I share stories about. Most recently, I decided that my middle granddaughter was ready to fuck my son, her daddy. She has already mastered the art of cock sucking. She has been blowing her daddy, his friends, her brothers and cousins for awhile now. I am the matriarch of this family so I like to be involved in all aspects of the sexual shenanigans that go on.

My grand girl is tiny, but very nubile. She had on a cute little baby doll for daddy. Because she is a gymnast, she is very flexible. I rolled her into a beach ball with her ass in the air and her legs over her arms so daddy’s big cock could easily penetrate her virgin baby girl pussy. I helped push her into his cock my rocking her firm ass. Her sexy moaning noises combined with my son’s big ball sack slapping on her ass had my old muff dripping wet. I fingered my pussy as I helped my son pop his daughter’s cherry right before my eyes. It was so hot to see his dick going in and out of her sweet tight pussy like that. I was able to rub her little clitty too so she could have a hard cum on daddy’s dick.

family fucking funShe did too. Squirted all over his dick. Being the top mama in this incestuous family, I got to suck her cherry juices off her daddy’s dick and suck the daddy batter out of her swollen well fucked pussy. My granddaughter is a woman now; a full fucking member of my naughty clan. I could not be more proud of her. She may not be a virgin any more, but she still has a sweet tight cunt. Maybe you would like to try her out?

Incest Phone Sex Trick and Treats

incest phone sex mommyIncest phone sex calls are my specialty. I am a dirty mommy and a dirty granny. What can I say, I love those little hairless cocks and balls. So when my young grand angels wanted to have a little Halloween party for some school friends, I said hell yes. I am all about those hard treats. This was a mixed party, even better, because I love playing with little girls almost as much as I love playing with little boys. We played my favorite Halloween game. I blindfold the munchkins, while they lick candy out of my ass and cunt. They have to guess the flavor. I can put anything up my old snatch from chocolate bars to candy. Everything in my warm wet fuck holes melts inside me, producing a nice sweet and musky taste. The little ones love licking until they can decide just what Halloween treat they are licking from my cougar cunt. Sometimes they just keep licking even though they already correctly guessed! I even get candy in return. All over my big natural boobs.

If you have a little one you are trying to train to suck your dick or eat your pussy, trust me, a candy covered cock or candy filled cunt is the perfect way to make them want to go down on you. Been a popular game in my family for decades.

Grandma Phone Sex is the Best Incest Sex!

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is for you men who appreciate women over 40. And for us women who like boys under a certain age! I have 7 grand angels. Varying ages from baby to teens, both genders, who all love to put a smile on granny’s face. This past week was fall break, so I didn’t have to share them with the public school system. We have a new grand baby in the family that the boys are starting to ask about. They wanna know when they can play with her. In the past, I have let my brats and grand brats tell me when they were ready for incest sex. Signs are peaking in on me peeing or in the shower. Stealing my soiled panties. Masturbating in front of me. Leaving jizz bombs on my sheets or clothes.

incest sex grannyEveryone seems to want to play with the newest addition, so I think I need to rethink my policy of when to start the family fucking. I let the boys jack off in her bottle this morning and fed her several ounces of liquid boy protein. She even burped a cum bubble. The boys giggled that she had sperm breath. I went to the bathroom for a second, came back and found the boys jacking off directly in her mouth this time. She wasn’t crying though. She was cooing like it was her favorite beverage in the world. Yeah, I think she is telling me she is ready to play. What do you think?

I’m young at heart

gilf phone sexI know what you’re thinking, you think I look too young to be a grandma, and in most cases you are probably right, but my family is full of little sluts getting knocked up all the time, (even me when I was a bit younger, apple doesn’t fall far from the whore tree) and those little sluts made my hot ass a grandma already! But it is okay, because grandma still has more game than anyone I know, and I can still please any man, woman, hell even a tranny, like there is no tomorrow!  All of my brats know that, because I taught them well, and they know that there is no teacher like me. That is why just like any family all the little ones get dumped off at my house, my brats want their brats to learn how to do things right. I cannot blame them either. Now what I teach in my house is different from any other. The little ones all get very close with each other and learn a lot, there are many ways to learn things, so I do my best to use them all. For the brats that have to watch before they do, I use porn role play, no boring tv shows around here! They sit there and watch the porn and then have to do it exactly how they saw, or they have to start over. For the brats that have to be told what to do I have to spend more time with. I have to coach them on how the right way and wrong way to lick, flick, and suck on a clit is. They should really be teaching this stuff in school. My favorites of the brats are the ones that just get in there and do it. But we all know practice makes perfect.

Afternoon Surprise

kinky phone sex camillaOh my goodness, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I opened the door! There he was, all grown up and just as handsom today as he was cute back then. My pussy involuntarily began seeping juice into my panties and before we sat on the couch my panties were soaking wet! He used to come over and play all the time with my grandson and I. He said he wasn’t even sure if I still lived here or if he should visit. But when he was walking up the driveway and his dick got hard he knew he had to try. He flattered me by telling me I hadn’t aged a day and that he could still smell the sweetness of my pussy. That is when I placed his hand on my wet panties. The rest, as they say, was history….