Category: Sexy grandmas

Grandma Phone Sex is For Everyone

grandma phone sexGrandma phone sex is for men who appreciate women older than 50. And for women who like boys under a certain age! I have seven grand angels with one in the oven. They range in ages from schoolboys and girls to teenagers. They love to put a smile on their granny’s face too. School is back in session. It has been for a few weeks now and I am bored during the day. Being a phone sex granny keeps me busy, but it will never replace a sweet young thing between my legs. My youngest granddaughter was sent home from school Friday because she had a fever. I had to go pick her up. She said she did not feel sick, but the school will not let anyone with a fever in the building. I had to run a few errands, so I took her with me. I ran into a friend of mine. More like an old fuck buddy than a friend. He was checking my granddaughter out. I asked him if he wanted to come over. He started asking question about my angel. He wanted to know if she could play with us. In the past, I have not let non-family members join our incest sex fun. But this past year has been a game changer for many of my rules. I started blowing his dick. I decided to see how my sweat pea reacted naturally. She grabbed his balls and started kissing them.  I think it tickled my lover because he started giggling. The feel of her tiny lips and hands touching his adult balls and cock made him blow his load right in my mouth. I snowballed his load with my sweet angel. She is a cum whore in training. She enjoyed swapping his cum with me. My lover got a 911 from his wife and had to flee the crime scene, but I know if he would have stayed, the second load would have landed in my granddaughter’s bald little pussy.

St. Patrick’s day party

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If you love family fun kinky phone sex, then you will enjoy this confession. My family and I always throw great family parties. No matter what holiday it is, it’s an excuse to party. The part Irish in us really loves to enjoy a good st Patricks day party. We love to drink and dress up and fuck around and end up in a holiday hook-up that makes us enjoy each other.

I love being in between my brothers and uncles. It is the best feeling ever to get a huge rock-hard cock so deep inside while my girl cousins and I are in some cock completion which cousin slut can take the most cocks simultaneously. It is a friendly competition that I honestly;y like so much. We love to play together and enjoy the best fucking ever. There’s never a dull moment in my family. I love to spend time with my relatives, and we get into all the incest fun we can think about.

Sexy Grandmas Help You Fuck Your Daughters

sexy grandmasSexy mature women are easy to find on the Internet.  There are thousands of sites dedicated to cougars, MILFS, slut wives, and even sexy grandmas like me nowadays. I love my job. Not only do I get to share all my incest stories with fellow P men and family fun enthusiasts, but I also get to help sons, nephews, daddies, and grandsons have incest too. Last night, I had the pleasure of doing a long call with a new caller. He is a single daddy raising two teen girls and he wanted advice. This was not my typical fantasy role play incest call.  I got to be like a phone sex therapist helping him decide what to do with those sweet young things he is raising. Their mother is in prison for 10 years for insurance fraud, which means she is not around to stop him or send him to prison too. If you know anything about me, you know I love family fucking. Incest should involve all the family members, so no one feels left out. And I think no one is too young to participate. His daughters are older than my granddaughters. I shared with him how I groomed my granddaughters for family fun. I gave him lots of suggestions on how to bait them, so they think fucking daddy was their idea. Yes, that is possible to do. Girls with a mother out of the picture, especially during their formative years, are ripe for the picking. Girls with mommy abandonment issues make the best daddy’s girls. I was getting high on these magic blueberries a friend brought me from Colorado as I shared with him how I would eat my daughters’ cunts before school. And how I have trained my grand girls to eat my sexy granny cunt. I felt like this guy was telling me the truth. I hope he was because those sweet young girls need to be daddy’s girls.

Mature Sexy Women Love to Masturbate

mature sexy womenMature sexy women masturbate too. Hell, I have been masturbating since I was a schoolgirl. Way back then, I had no fancy sex toys. I would use the shower massage in the tub or fuck my cunt with a shoe. Sometimes, I would hump my pillow. Those amateur days of the 70s and 80s are long gone. Now, I have a variety of sex toys in my nightstand and thanks to my offspring, I have an expensive sex machine too. I sometimes masturbate alone, but mostly I enjoy playing with my pussy in front of an audience. My offspring and my grand angels all enjoying watching me get off. I think most men enjoy watching women play with their pussies because they can learn how to please a woman better. No two pussies get off in the same way, so what worked with one woman might not work for the next one. I think women owe it to themselves to masturbate regularly and at a young age too. I have taught all my daughters how to properly play with their cunts. I even bought them all their first vibrators. Now, I am doing the same for my granddaughters. A girl is never too young to play with her pussy and make it purr. A girl is never too young for her sexy granny to lick and finger her bald cunnie either. I like making men cum of course, but I take special pride in making my daughters and my granddaughters cum too. It is empowering for a girl to have an orgasm. Women are not naturally frigid. That is a learned behavior that stems from sexual repression and the demonizing of sexual pleasure. The girls in my family have been raised to enjoy and embrace getting off. And guess what? It has made them all very happy and healthy women. Sexual pleasure is not just for men.

I will always be a family fucking slut

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I have concluded that I will always be a family fucking slut. It doesn’t matter what the circumstance is. Whenever I get hot and horny, I crave a family member to fuck me so wildly. I love to be used like the little slut I am. I want my holes to be explored by daddy and my brothers. I have had other guys before, but they don’t compare to daddy and his big dick. I want my brothers to tag team me and make their little fuck toy. Why else would I ever settle for anything less? I love big cocks and love daddy’s big dick, and whenever I find myself dating someone, they never satisfy me as my family can. It’s probably because I have been conditioned to be a little cum slut for my family members since the beginning. I don’t see it as a punishment. I see it as a pleasurable life experience fucking my family. I will always be a little fuck slut.

Do I Look Like a Sexy Granny?

sexy grannyDoes this look like the cunt and ass of a sexy granny? It is. My youngest son is visiting, and he loves it when I bend over and show him my pussy and asshole. He snapped this pic this morning. He thinks just by looking at my backside that I have the pussy of a 30 something woman, which is half my age. What do you think? I have pushed out 6 brats. Cum keeps me young looking. Well, so does yoga and fucking. I get exercise fucking. My boys and my grandsons give me good workouts with their cocks almost daily. I do Kegel exercises to keep my cunt tight. I also had all the hair removed permanently so I have a nice clean surface to lick. The benefit is that a bald pussy looks younger than a hairy one. My son was snapping pics of my bald pussy for his spank bank, which made us both horny. He had me bend over the couch for more pictures, but it was really just to fuck me. His cock penetrated my pussy first and I just about squirted the moment his big purple head entered my cunt. My pussy loves incest sex as much as I do. My baby boy was throbbing. He really did enjoy seeing me bent over like that. His hard cock went in and out of me for about 30 minutes of heaven. He left me a huge creampie. My pussy felt so good getting his warm cum but I was hoping to swallow it. I dipped some fingers in my cum filled cunt and pulled out a glob of family DNA. I spoon fed myself my son’s cum and he got hard again watching me eat it. The second load he put in my mouth. What a wonderful way to start the day. I am such a sexy mommy whore.

Kinky Phone Sex with a GILF

kinky phone sexI love kinky phone sex. Honestly, the kinkier the better. I like anal sex. I love family fun. I love cum eating. I love age play. And I am a masturbation exhibitionist. I love playing with my pussy for an audience. Usually, it is my offspring or my grand angels watching me. I love to play with my pussy for family. Last night, however, I was home alone and horny. I had a long call and my caller’s family experiences turned me on so much I had to do something more than just rub my clit. I broke out my fuck machine my sons and daughters got me in October. I started riding it as my caller and I shared incest sex stories. I came so many times. And hearing me cum so hard made my caller cum a lot too. I was being watched though and I had no clue until I ended my call. I heard something outside and assumed it was a stray cat or a wild animal. I peered out the window and saw a teen boy jerking his dick. He was standing on an upside-down bucket. I scared him. He gave me a good scare too. I went outside to check on him and ordered him inside. I live on the outskirts of the city. I have no neighbors for miles, so to peek in on me, you know where to look. Once he was inside for me to interrogate him, I discovered he was a friend of my middle grandson and a fan of my sexy grandma pics. I was still horny, and my sex machine did not quite scratch that itch of mine. I fucked him. Made him a man. He road his bike 12 miles to spy on me at night, the least I could do was fuck the boy. His dick was hard, and his balls were full. I drained him and drove him home. It was too late and too cold for a young boy to be outside just to get a nut.

Jacking off with Sexy Grandmas

sexy grandmasDo you jack off thinking about sexy grandmas? You are not alone. My grandsons love jacking off to me and on me. Of course, I always encourage it too. Sunday was a day for just the boys. All three of my grandsons spent the weekend with me. It was a special request I made. I knew there were some movies they wanted to watch that would have scared their sisters. I am not a huge horror fan, but I do watch the scary movies with my grand boys, just like I did my sons. Young boys love scary films. And this sexy granny loves cuddling up with horny boys. Saturday night, I made a fire both in the house and out in the fire pit. It was cold but not freezing. We watched a few scary movies we rented at the Redbox and we made S’mores in the firepit. I was smoking what I call pussy weed. It some of my homegrown marijuana and it makes my pussy wetter than normal. I have a very private backyard. No neighbors for miles. With the fire warming my body, I took off my top so the boys could jack off on my big tits. I was high. I was warm. I was star gazing and the boys were nutting all over grandma’s 44 EEE boobs. We hung outside for a bit longer, but when it started to rain, we went back inside.  We fucked in front of the fire and watched some more scary movies. All we did Saturday was watch a horror movie then fuck and repeat. Sunday was not much different, although the boys did bring me breakfast in bed. I had cum on my toast and in my scrambled eggs. I love boy cum. It is the breakfast of champions and this dirty granny.

This Sexy Gilf Gets All the Young Boys

sexy gilfI love being a sexy gilf. So many women do not age well, but I have. At least that is what all the neighborhood boys tell me. Young boys do not see women like me much. I am stacked. I was walking the dogs at the dog park early this morning. I did not expect there to be many folks up that early on a Saturday morning, especially not schoolboys. I met this young boy at the park, but he had no dog. He approached me and asked if I was Zach’s grandma. That is my middle grandson’s name. The boy was looking for me. He asked to come over. I was pretty sure he was hitting on me. Maybe he woke up with morning wood and knew his friend’s sexy granny would be able to help. I was not going to make a bold move unless he did. Once back at my place, I slipped into the kitchen to make us some breakfast. I came back out and he had his cock out stroking it. That was the bold move I was looking for. I pulled my tits out and told him to cum on them. The boy had a decent cock for his age, but my 44 EEEs will swallow up a porn star’s dick. I had a plan. I wanted him to cum the first time quickly, so he could fuck the shit out of me long enough for me to cum. This young boy was better than coffee to wake me up for my shift. I am not a morning person, but I had an early shift, and no grand angels spent the night to walk the pups for me. The boy hammered my pussy telling me he has seen my phone sex site because my grandson showed him. He has been jacking off to me for months. When his father said he saw me at the dog park the other morning, he took a chance. I am glad he did because it is not even noon yet and my pussy is already full of boy jizz.

Sexy Grandmas Masturbating

sexy grandmasSexy grandmas love to masturbate. I was not supposed to be alone today. My grandson and a few of my other grand angels were supposed to pay me a visit. I baked cookies, fired up the hot tub and everything. But we have had a Biblical storm that is not ending anytime soon. It is still raining. Over 24 hours of heavy rains and my Sunday plans were altered. Roads were washed out and we were under a flood watch. I did not want my teen grandson and his cousins on the road in dangerous conditions. I am a mature woman and Sundays are busy phone days, so I had incest phone sex callers to occupy my time. And I had a new suction cup dildo my teen grandson gave me for Valentine’s Day. I enjoyed indulging men in their P fantasies while bouncing up and down on my new favorite toy. I watched some homemade porn I made with some of my angels. The kind of porn that could get me arrested, so that passed some time too. I did not get the teen dick or the young pussy I wanted, but it was still a hot as fuck day. I made lots of men cum with P fantasies. I made myself cum hearing about them. And I got myself off countless times with my dildo. My grand angels can visit tomorrow instead.